Professionally Average Podcast

This week on Professionally Average, the guys are joined by a special guest from the Mostly Sober Podcast — and things get chaotic fast.A mystery beer challenge kicks off the episode, leading to unexpected reactions, honest reviews, and plenty of laughs. From classic light beer debates to trying a new craft brew, the conversation quickly goes off the rails in the best way possible.If you’re into beer, podcasts, and unpredictable conversations… this one delivers.

This week, the guys try Arrogant Bastard Ale… and things go off the rails fast.From high expectations to brutal honesty, this might be one of the roughest beer reviews yet.

This week, the guys finally crown their King of the Quarter after months of beer reviews, debates, and questionable decisions.From worst to first, they break down every beer and reveal the official winner — before jumping straight into the next round with a brand new review.

This week on Professionally Average, the guys bring in their biggest guest yet — TJ Holiday — for an episode packed with music, surprises, and nonstop energy.From breaking down his new album to talking about the creative process and life behind the scenes, this one hits on everything… plus a beer review to top it off.

This week on Professionally Average, the guys bring in guests Beverly and Spencer for what was supposed to be a simple beer review… but quickly turns into pure chaos

This week on Professionally Average, the guys review a local beer from Yough River Brewing Company before diving into some of the craziest driving stories they've ever experienced.From a drifting car test drive down a mountain to chaotic road trips with friends, this episode quickly turns into a conversation about the worst (and funniest) driving moments they've survived.

This week on Professionally Average, the guys review a new light beer from New Trail Brewing before announcing a brand new challenge series where they’ll go head-to-head with local professionals.From pizza makers to musicians and everything in between, the goal is simple: can two “professionally average” guys compete with people who actually know what they’re doing?We also talk about streaming the show live across multiple platforms, behind-the-scenes stories from filming Damned Lands 2, and why some beers just taste like college parties.

This week on Professionally Average, we bring in the guys from Bunchable Studios and kick things off with a chocolate peanut butter moonshine review — which may have been a mistake.From there, the conversation turns into studio origin stories, content creation in a small town, trading card addictions, anime debates, PSA grading nightmares, and full-blown Pokémon nostalgia.If you grew up with shiny cardboard, Toonami, or late-night anime… this one’s for you.

This week on Professionally Average, the guys bring in special guest Marcella — a mounted shooting competitor, traveler, model, and motivational content creator — and the episode goes off the rails in the best way.After reviewing a surprisingly dangerous mixed drink, the conversation turns into mounted shooting competitions, travel stories, social media branding, and learning to be confident in your own skin.Funny, real, and one of our most interesting guest conversations yet.

This episode starts with a high-octane dessert beer… and completely derails from there.This week on Professionally Average, the guys review a 9.5% chocolate stout, talk merch and upcoming guests, shout out local creators, and then spiral into childhood nostalgia, VHS rewinds, and one of the most sideways lunch conversations ever brought to a podcast.From small-town logic and old cartoons to asking questions that probably shouldn’t be asked out loud — this one is pure chaos from start to finish.Funny, messy, and unapologetically Professionally Average.

This episode starts with a questionable beer review and somehow turns into a real talk about mindset, motivation, and modern “guru culture.”The guys debate 5AM routines, cold plunges, internet self-help trends, and what actually helps you stay positive when life gets heavy — especially during winter months when everything feels off.Funny, chaotic, and unexpectedly real.

Part 2 of our 90s series is here — and it starts with a plumbing disaster before turning into a full nostalgia spiral.This week on Professionally Average, the guys tell a real frozen-pipe horror story, launch a new beer review segment, and then dive deep into why the 90s just felt different — especially when it comes to school, food, and everyday life.From chicken patties and cafeteria pizza, to heavy TVs, old-school routines, and growing up without everything being instant — this episode is chaotic, funny, and painfully relatable.If you grew up in the 90s… this one’s for you.

This one started with frozen pipes… and somehow ended in the 1990s.In this episode of Professionally Average, the guys talk winter struggles, chaotic home life, decompression, and then spiral into a full-on 90s nostalgia trip.From old TVs and static, to commercials, sitcoms, channel-surfing, and waiting all week for new episodes — this episode hits anyone who grew up before everything was on-demand.Funny, real, and weirdly comforting.

What if the system only works because we all agree to lie about it?This week on Professionally Average, the guys tear into money, debt, sports, violence, and modern America — and end up questioning basically everything.From the national debt and fake money, to scripted sports, pirates, duels, and why nothing feels authentic anymore, this episode spirals into one long “wait… hold up” moment.One of our funniest and most unhinged conversations yet.Listen responsibly.

What if we stopped pretending the future makes sense?This week on Professionally Average, the guys dive headfirst into climate debates, evolution conspiracies, participation trophies, and why modern storytelling is completely broken. From saving the planet “for future generations” to wings and gills being the next step in human evolution, this episode is a non-stop spiral of hot takes, bad logic, and hilarious truth bombs.Throw in Optimus Prime, Hallmark movies, Disney lies, and unrealistic expectations — and you’ve got one of our most unhinged conversations yet.Listen responsibly.

It’s the last episode of the year and the boys are doing what they do best — talking nonsense, telling the truth, and absolutely oversharing.In this episode of Professionally Average, we break down everything from Christmas chaos and questionable gift exchanges to New Year’s Eve plans, drinking traditions, and why resolutions are basically a scam. We cover it all — the good, the bad, and the wildly inappropriate.From:Surviving the holidays without losing your sanityWhy New Year’s Eve is the most overrated night of the yearThe real reason people make resolutions (and never keep them)Awkward family moments, questionable decisions, and drunk logicReflecting on 2025, the wins, the losses, and the lessonsThis one’s full of laughs, brutal honesty, and the kind of conversations you only have with your closest friends at 1 a.m.Crack a drink, kick back, and welcome to the chaos.🎧 New episodes every week.

Dude it's almost over.... just hang in there and listen

Ya dude it's December Christmas will be the topic till it's over. Get over it and listen anyway

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need another drink? we do

Just here for the drinks

Work in progress, just slow at it lol. Were kinda dumb tho

One day were gonna get better at this! don't mind the heater in the back. its damn cold in our shop lol

Glad y'all made It here, but don't worry this was just our first recording! There's so much more to come and believe me were getting better as we go!

Almost done but not quite, if you missed anything turn around n start back where you left off!

Yall thought we were done? Big Wrong!