Quiet In The Back!

Patrick and Austin talk  through the philosophy of the absolute classic No Country For Old Men(2007). Written and directed by the Coen Brothers.

Patrick and Austin laughed their way through the absurd and hilarious Being John Malkovich (1999).

The boys discuss Hunter S. Thompson's wild and trippy movie adaptation of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas(1998) starring Johnny Depp and Benicio Del Toro and directed by Terry Gilliam.

A fantastic dramady starring Colin Farrell & Brendan Gleeson. The boy sit down for a chat about In Bruges (2008).

Kyle Mooney's debut film. The boys sit down to analyze this 2017 movie.

Darren Aronofsky's debut film. The boy's sit down and analyze Pi.

Patrick and Austin enjoy an immersive game of identity theft, bank fraud, and attempted murder while watching and reviewing The Game (1997) starring Michael Douglas.

Austin and Patrick lie to the police about all of the details of their experience watching and reviewing The Usual Suspects (1995).

Patrick and Austin forgot what they were doing while watching and reviewing Christopher Nolan's directorial debut, Memento (2000).

Austin and Patrick take a tour of Dr. Satan's subterranean murder laboratory and enjoy some vaudeville performances while watching and reviewing Rob Zombie's directorial debut, House of 1,000 Corpses (2003).

Patrick and Austin join a Swedish death cult and gain collective consciousness via the mass ingestion of mysterious hallucinogens while reviewing Midsommar (2019).

Austin and Patrick bleed in four different colors while reviewing the cult classic, spin-off spawning, media mogul B-movie franchise from Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell, Evil Dead 2 (1987).

Patrick and Austin drink toxic sludge to become monstrous pollution pals while reviewing the Toxic Avenger Remake (2025) starring Peter Dinklage, Kevin Bacon, and Elijah Wood.

Austin and Patrick fight for their rights to become citizens in an authoritarian military state by eradicating bugs patriotic zeal while reviewing Starship Troopers (1997).

Patrick and Austin commission Jean-Paul Gaultier body suits to wear while reviewing Luc Besson's star-studded, smash hit, The 5th Element (1997).

Austin and Patrick get red-pilled and radicalized into Morpheus' extremist, anti-future terror cell of brainwashed religious zealots while reviewing the Wachowski sisters' sci-fi classic, The Matrix (1999).

Patrick and Austin send their review of Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) back in time so they can know how they feel about the movie before reviewing it. 

Austin and Patrick get their DNA refracted into worms while discussing Alex Garland's mind-bending Sci-Fi thriller, Annihilation (2018).

Patrick and Austin dunk their heads in a vat of toxic sludge while reviewing Tromaville's cult classic, The Toxic Avenger (1984).

Austin and Patrick witness a young, Palestinian girl's story and perspective on tragic events that occurred during the Nakba, watching and reviewing Darin Sallam's Farha (2021).

Patrick and Austin accidentally get propagandized by Natalie Portman's Zionist puff piece about the creation of the state of Israel, A Tale of Love and Darkness (2015).

Austin and Patrick lie about smoking cigarettes while reviewing Wes Anderson's star studded classic, The Royal Tenenbaums (2001).

Austin and Patrick trudge through Akira Kurosawa's alleged samurai classic, Ran (1985).

Patrick and Austin win the best cinematography in a podcast award while reviewing the two-take champ, 1917 (2019).

Austin and Patrick squint their eyes and walk hundreds of miles in the desert without water while reviewing Sergio Leone's classic spaghetti western, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (1966).

Patrick and Austin unionize the pod and join a general strike with the support of horse human mutants while reviewing Boots Riley's directorial debut, Sorry To Bother You (2019).

Patrick and Austin watch and review Kevin Smith's indie classic, Clerks (1994), even though they're not even supposed to be here today!

Austin and Patrick are hypnotized in prison and forced to watch and review Old Boy (2003).

Patrick and Austin aren't even in the army anymore by the time they review Francis Ford Coppola's 1979 Vietnam war classic, Apocalypse Now. 

Patrick and Austin stop doing drugs for the first time in their lives and learn how to feel again while watching Zack Braff's Garden State (2004). 

Austin and Patrick fight for the last scraps of popcorn while watching The Platform (2019) and debating whether to support the communists or the capitalists.

Patrick and Austin sell their life rights away to a corporation while watching and reviewing The Truman Show (1998), starring Jim Carrey.

Patrick and Austin run from the future and refuse to get real jobs while watching Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid (1969), starring Robert Redford and Paul Newman.

Austin and Patrick build a large sailing ship in their living room with an ice-cream loving Haitian while watching and reviewing Jim Jarmusch's film embodiment of the Wu-Tang Clan aesthetic, Ghost Dog (1999), starring Forest Whitaker.

Austin and Patrick cringe hard watching Steven Seagal play a Native American in his 1998, straight-to-DVD, Russian money laundering scheme of a trash movie.

Patrick and Austin save Europe and the American Dream while watching and reviewing Saving Private Ryan (1998), starring Tom Hanks.

Patrick and Austin consume what Buy & Large tells them to consume while watching and reviewing Wall-E (2008) from their automated space loungers.

Welcome to Trash Talk Thursday! Austin and Patrick will be watching movies that are so bad they're good and talking trash about the movies we love to hate. This week, the boys talk Crank (2006), starring Jason Statham.

Patrick and Austin arrest themselves while narrating their own viewing of Monty Python & The Holy Grail (1975), a post-modern comedy classic.

Patrick and Austin become porn icons of the 1970's while watching and reviewing P.T. Anderson's Boogie Nights (1997), starring Mark Wahlberg, Burt Reynolds, Don Cheadle, Philip Seymour Hoffman, & Heather Graham.

Austin and Patrick retrieve their stolen mojo from an obese Scotsman while watching and reviewing the second Austin Powers film, The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999), starring Mike Myers and Heather Graham.

Austin and Patrick take over a card game by force while drinking opium and reviewing Tombstone (1993).

Austin and Patrick join the Black Panthers and reckon with their experiences in Vietnam while watching the Hughes Brothers' Dead Presidents (1995).

Patrick and Austin spend 23 years watching Christopher Nolan's Intersteller (2014) inside of a black hole.

Austin and Patrick survive boot camp and two tours of Vietnam while reviewing Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket (1987).

Patrick and Austin erase eachother's memories of watching Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2005), starring Jim Carrey. They are still confused how they gave a 10 out of 10 rating to a film they haven't seen.

Patrick and Austin experience all universes simultaneously and contemplate the value of a lifeless rock while watching Everything, Everywhere, All At Once (2022).

Patrick and Austin watch the French film Delicatessen (1991) while luring unsuspecting circus performers to the studio to join them for dinner. 

Patrick and Austin liberate diseased chimps in the name of animal rights while watching 28 Days Later (2002) starring Cillian Murphy.

Austin and Patrick navigate the subterranean tube system that powers Neo-Tokyo while watching Akira (1988).