Really Real with Lana and Ben

Lana doesn't eat meat on Good Friday.. who knew she was so respectful! We talk Fillet-o-fish burgers, Pounders, and what should happen to people to take too long in the drive-thru queue. Lana has a list of crimes and the order they should be committed growing up; and Ben's dog has started eating Blu-tack?! Welcome to Episode 14! DM us if you like - and subscribe on your favourite podcast platform for a new episode every Monday :)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back baby! Lana is in her "quote" era.. we try to comprehend how parents manage school holidays.. chat about the Minecraft movie, and Robert Irwin in his undies. We also have a crack at Temu and Facebook Marketplace, and Ben has a surprise gift for Lana. Welcome to Episode 13! DM us if you like - and subscribe on your favourite podcast platform for a new episode every Monday :)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Now Lana is middle aged… she doesn’t want to do anything! The thought of driving there… finding a park… Ben feels the same about the beach. Is it just us? Also - hangovers suck with a 3 year old, the little things annoy Ben like how long it took to choose a colour for his website, and hear the advice from the great Jamie Dunn (aka Agro) that Ben still lives by. Welcome to Episode 12! DM us if you like - and subscribe on your favourite podcast platform for a new episode every Monday :)  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We speak with Maddy and Charlotte, two talented sisters who had a record-breaking win on the reality show 'The Block' Australia in 2024!   They share their journey into property investment and renovation, discussing their initial challenges, valuable tips for home improvement, and their future plans in the real estate market.   We chat reno highlights, lessons learned, and provide insights into the world of home renovation and investment.   All that and an awkward Siri search result...   Welcome to Episode 11!   DM us if you like - and subscribe on your favourite podcast platform for a new episode every Monday :)   --   Renovation, home improvement, The Block, property investment, DIY tips, Maddy and Charlotte, home design, real estate, young entrepreneurs, building experience   Maddie and Charlotte started their renovation journey during a COVID lockdown. They learned through trial and error, often with humorous outcomes. Fresh paint and new carpets are simple ways to add value to a home. Setting deadlines can help push renovations to completion. Experience on 'The Block' taught them about designing under pressure. They aim to educate others about property investment. Their future plans include flipping houses and expanding their portfolio. They believe in the importance of good parenting in their success. They are passionate about creating a wedding venue in the future. The sisters emphasise the importance of learning from mistakes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ben got kid sass for wearing a Nirvana shirt..We look back on recent comments about women's sport.. our take on the Marty Sheargold outburst.. are we too sensitive these days? Or was he just waaaay off the mark?All that and how Lana dropped an F-bomb on live radio..Welcome to Episode 10!DM us if you like - and subscribe on your favourite podcast platform for a new episode every Monday :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ben finally found a house!Lana is flat chat with Instyle Media, a new business launching, running around for kids soccer training, and filling out high school application forms. Should schools need to know what the parents do for work, and if they’re married?!And.. common phrases people get wrong.. we try to nip some in the butt #eggcornWelcome to Episode 9!DM us if you like - and subscribe on your favourite podcast platform for a new episode every Monday :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kids footy sideline sledges... grey pubes, kids parties, and getting scared of more things the older we get.Also Ben is finding himself underemployed - so Lana has sone tips on how to market & grow a small businessWelcome to Episode 8!DM us if you like - and subscribe on your favourite podcast platform for a new episode every Monday :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Mr Beast sexy? Lana reckons he is.. Ben nearly bought a house 2 streets away from Lana, why Lana almost has a breakdown every school drop off, Ben's proud dad moment, and how we each get dopamine hits is VERY different.Welcome to Episode 7!DM us if you like - and subscribe on your favourite podcast platform for a new episode every Monday :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We open with fan questions.. confess where we were when we wanted the world to swallow us whole, the gross perils of working as a mascot, and some actual advice about house hunting.Welcome to Episode 6!DM us if you like - and subscribe on your favourite podcast platform for a new episode every Monday :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our first special guest Big Brother winner Big Trev joins us! We find out if people still ask him for cash (he won a million bucks!), about the ghosts that live in his house, advice for parenting tweenagers, and Lana ends with a trademark overshare about cobwebs.Welcome to Episode 5!DM us if you like - and subscribe on your favourite podcast platform for a new episode every Monday :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An exclusive INSTYLE announcement up top!Plus eggplant emojis, psychic readings with John Edward, and reaching a new level of patience with kids.Welcome to Episode 4!DM us if you like - and subscribe on your favourite podcast platform for a new episode every Monday :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If her 3 year old is nicknamed Magic Mike... does that make Lana a bad parent?Plus a haemorrhoid cream hack, meeting Dave Grohl in the flesh.. and sharing a toilet with Kim Kardashian.Welcome to Episode 3!DM us if you like - and subscribe on your favourite podcast platform for a new episode every Monday :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How did Kelly Rowland save Lana's business?Plus are we middle-aged, and what are Crocs acceptable to wear with? All that plus buzz words like 'skibbidi toilet' and 'the rizz'Welcome to Episode 2!DM us if you like - and subscribe on your favourite podcast platform for a new episode every Monday :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who are Lana and Ben? We each try to answer that question.. about one anotherWe chat about putting bums through walls, hip replacements at 40.. and milking cows.Welcome to Episode 1!DM us if you like - and subscribe on your favourite podcast platform for a new episode every Monday :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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