Rebrand

Hey Friends! I'm sorry to announce that we're ending our beautiful podcast. Thank you so much to everyone who listened and supported. We're grateful to have gotten to make so many episodes of a silly lil' show that we're really proud of. This will be the only episode we don't have to list as explicit. Thanks for listening! Mort, Ashly and Danie

Join the OG Rebrand crew of Ash, Mort and Danie "The Producinator" Wright as they rebrand Wheat Thins! Laugh your busy little head off as we discuss how the Wheat Thins website appears to be from 2004, why they're weirdly sweet and what would happen if Gandolf had giant boobs. Enjoy! @RebrandThePod and @Ashlyburch and @DanieLeighArtSupport @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here:  https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html

Mort, Ashly and Danie let their opinions fly concerning all things Reese's. Mort and Ashly get HEATED regarding the perfect sweet snack. It's like a damn episode of Real Housewives in here, but with more plastic surgery! @MortBurke and @Ashlyburch and @DanieLeighArtYou can find us on Patreon where at the moment you can get a free 7 day trialDanie has a website for her charming and crazy affordable art! Go check it out here Go watch Ashly's I'm Happy Your Here On Youtube! Go read Mort's book, Treehouse, on Substack! Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here

Why did Ashly and Mort choose Justin Long to be the new Face Of Pringles? It's a twisted logic you'll only understand by listening to this episode of Rebrand! @MortBurke and @AshlyburchEpisode Art by @DanieLeighArtYou can find us on Patreon where at the moment you can get a free 7 day trialFollow us on Instagram! Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here

Ashly and Mort go solo in what may truly be the most filthy episode of Rebrand yet! Join us as we discuss genitalia shaped plushies, a bangable toy for your dog or cat and more! @MortBurke and @AshlyburchEpisode Art by @DanieLeighArtYou can find us on Patreon where at the moment you can get a free 7 day trialFollow us on Instagram!Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here

Mort is joined by his good pal, actor/comedian/VO God, Zach Mendez to rebrand Twizzlers. @MortBurke @Zach.Mendez and @AshlyburchEpisode Art by @DanieLeighArtYou can find us on Patreon where at the moment you can get a free 7 day trialFollow us on Instagram!Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here

The Quaker Oats guy before Rebrand: boring, old, scary. The Quaker Oats guy after Rebrand: Hip, Modern, Sexy!? Ashy and Mort are joined by the guys from the hit 'cast Good Morning From Hell (@morningfromhell) and Tales from the Stinky Dragon (@stinkydragonpod) to make the bland world of Quaker Oats HOT. From a terrifying horror movie staring The Quaker Man to cleaning up the company's disturbing history, this ep's got it all! Follow Blaine Gibson (@the_blaine) and Chris Demarais (@chrisdemarais)@AshlyBurch and @MortBurke Please donate to DHH, a church in South Minneapolis that's getting food to people who are afraid to leave their homes, thanks to the Violent Keystone Cops: https://www.dhhmn.com/operationsSupport @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here:  https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html

Mort, Ashly and Danie display INCREDIBLE courage by taking on the behemoth of lunched meats, Oscar Mayer.  Don't test this crew to rebrand low quality snacks and meats, cause you'll get shit like, Munchieblies (copyright pending) a Lunchable for stoners, and how about Waymo Hot Dog Mobiles?! Stunning.  This one's hilarious and thanks to Danie's always troubling products segment, a little scary!  Tell your frien's about Rebrand because this show's too darn good not to blow. Please be kind to yourself and support your immigrant neighbors. We're all human and that is beautiful if we let it be!  @MortBurke and @Ashlyburch and @DanieLeighArt Follow Mort's Substack and read his book. New chapters weekly. https://substack.com/@mortonedmundburke Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities. Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here:  https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html 

Time for the russian doll of Rebrand episodes: Podcasts! Super Producer Danie Wright joins Mort to address our beloved medium. We talk about what 'casts are doing right and what they're doing wrong as well as try on accents and discuss whether or not Danie is in danger of passing away from being too British. If you're enjoying the pod, share it with friends! @MortBurke and @danieleighartSupport @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here:  https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html

Mort gets so very real about his ADHD and specifically the topic of hyperfixation and the effect it has on his life. Join our courageous hosts as they address the nuances of living with executive processing disorders and discuss an erotic novel about minotaurs. This podcast truly contains multitudes. @MortBurke and @Ashlyburch and @DanieLeighArt Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities. Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here: https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html

Swearing is fun. Love it or hate it, it's a blast and it's not going anywhere. When's the last time you let a good expletive explode? How about the last time you mixed it up? Gosh damnit, anyone?Artist/Rebrand Producer/British Person Danie Wright joins Mort to address the world of swears. Do they need a rebrand? Hard to say. But we discuss it! Along with the diff between British and American curses, childhood swearing and a product that's TOO HOTT to show on video. Trust us, you're better off not seeing it. Needless to say, this one contains explicit content. @MortBurke and @Ashlyburch and @DanieLeighArtSupport @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here:  https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html

Mort N' Ashly (Celeb Combo Nickname) take on the devil and...win!?We're rebranding Hades, baby! The Hot Down Under, Where The Fun People Go, The Place DMX Described As Hot! We discuss spiritually and philosophical thought as well as a squirt gun you have to scream to operate. It's a truly varied episode. Thanks for listening! Follow @danieleighart @MortBurke and @AshlyburchThe Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/RebrandThePod Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities. Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here: https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html

We're sick and tired of the oldism that prevents adults from enjoying the soft, calming comfort of stuffed animals. Time to make the adult equivalent (and an easy million dollars) by rebranding the world of the stuffie! Laugh your silly tush off as we discuss how soft plushie versions of high-grade weaponry could bring peace on Earth and rebrand  at least one terrifying product thanks to Producer Danie's Rebrand Real Products segment. Have a great T-Day and be kind to yourselves my friends! Find us on socials at @MortBurke and @AshlyburchSupport @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here:  https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html

Welcome to a fun AND special episode of Rebrand! We're taking questions from the Rebrand Discord which takes us on tangents like anxiety based RPGs, Scotland and how to get into standup/make your comedy work 4 you (Mort's thinking about a career in inspirational speaking where it's important to use numbers for words)! Thanks to the Discord for providing the Q's that we A'd. You can do the same by joining our Patreon at patreon.com/RebrandThePod @MortBurke and @Ashlyburch Please support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.

Screaming is one of Ashly's great loves. She does small screams and big screams all day long and she wants to talk about it, DARN IT (screamed)! Did you know singing is just pretty screaming? That's one among many wildly insightful opinion in this episode. It's as silly as all get out and includes Mort's powerful parody of "I'm Like A Bird" as well of a rebrand of a terrifying hyper-realistic poodle mask. Enjoy, we certainly did! @MortBurke and @AshlyburchSupport @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here:  https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html

Gang, it's 2025, we can say this: Tootsie Rolls are gross. Mort realizes mid-episode that "tootsie" means foot. Are Tootsie Rolls named after toes? Even grosser? I'd say so. Mort N' Ash go Rebrand wild on all manner of thing in this one, including a segment from Rebrand pal/artist/producer Danie Wright which bring us all down some very dark and gross paths. @MortBurke and @AshlyburchSupport @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here:  https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html

Comic/Musician/Impressionist Jason Kaye joins us to rebrand the music he loves: METAL. This episode's all facemelters and fret shredding as Jason gives us the skinny on his favorite genre. The fans (pretty nice!), the subgenres (swamp metal!) and he helps us create our own metal band (Bernie Sanders front man!) Artist, British and Rebrand Community Manager Danie Wright brings us truly insane products to Rebrand, we're talkin' tooth necklaces. Follow Jason Kaye @jasonkayecomedy and @americangalacticband Mort's @MortBurke and Ashly's @AshlyBurch Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities. Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here: https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html

Mort and Ashly take on the almighty Butt. Can butts even be rebranded? They're beloved by all, and those that claim not to love butts are secretly driven by their attraction to them. That's how powerful butts are. So what could your courageous hosts even bring to the table?You'll have to hit listen to find out and experience the total party that is this episode. Enjoy this bottom heavy episode. @MortBurke and @AshlyburchSupport @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here:  https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html

Rebrand Co-host, brilliant writer/performer and my wife, Ashly Burch, was away for the recording of this ep. So we enlisted the help of LA Comic and actor Danna Weddle! Dana and I (Mort Burke, comedian/podcast descriptor) get deep in the weeds about standup, comedy in LA, what creates challenges and what creates joy when pursuing your art. We talk about the shifting narrative around what success actually looks like for people who are committed to their dreams. Also we discuss how to find the least terrible open mic in your town! Follow Dana @danaweddle and go check out her great shows everywhere! @MortBurke and @Ashlyburch Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities. Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here: https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.htm

Hey Gang! We did it! 50 hilarious hilarious, thoughtful and occasional profound episodes of Rebrand. Joining us for this very special occasion is Rebrand artist and Discord manager Danie Wright! We discuss her favorite creations for the show, how Mort is getting better at tech stuff and Danie brings a list of things we made up but it turns out are real! Thanks for joining us on this 'casting journey, y'all. We appreciate you! Tell any friends of yours that have good taste and love joy. Follow @danieleighart @MortBurke and @Ashlyburch Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities. Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here: https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html 

Drag Queens need no rebranding. They're doing great. So we're rebranding the world around them! From Drag Congress to Drag Trash Men/Women/Non B.'s, we get deep into how much more colorful the world would be if peppered with more drag! Mortashly (Celeb Combo Nickname) also discuss morning DJs, Mort being a basic straight as it relates to drag culture, and of course, Ted Cruz' digestive system. Support the ACLU Drag Defense Fund! https://action.aclu.org/give/support-drag-defense-fund@MortBurke and @AshlyburchSupport @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here:  https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html

Arguments in a relationship are like actor Giovianni Rabissi. When they first show up you're like, "huh?" It's frustrating and confusing. But if you're patient they start to make sense and after a while you couldn't imagine life without them. Aortshly (Celeb Combo Nickname) had an argument recently and they explore the feelings it brought up as well as how arguments of the past have led to clarity and self-reflection. Also Cody licks Ashly's right leg/butt and we discuss whether or not our God is an awesome God. Enjoy, gang! Thanks for listening! @MortBurke and @AshlyburchSupport @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here:  https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html

Hilarious Standup Comic and Tik Tok Master Bug Williamson joins us to Rebrand social media! You may recognize Bug from your For You page as they've been blowing up with absurd, wondrous and super funny reels and toks for a while now. They help Aortshly (Celeb combo nickname) address the relatively non-existent pay structure of social media and we discuss being an artist in this dark and silly li'l construct we call capitalism. We also talk finding your voice as an artist/comedian. It's a real fun episode with lots of laughs and some insightful, relevant gabbin'.Follow Bug at pollypocket.mp3_ Your life will improve immediately! Also, your hosts: @MortBurke and @AshlyburchSupport @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here: https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html 

Beloved comic/actor Ron Funches to discuss the world of vidy'a games and how to improve them! You know Ron from his legendary Standup career and tons of TV/Film stuff including Loot on Apple TV, Final Space (With Ashly) and one episode of a lil' Fox show called Enlisted that Mort was on. Mort and Ron shared trailers and Mort sang to Ron about how they were America's Greatest Friends. It's a very fond memory for Mort. Ron comes correct with a deep love and knowledge of the gaming world and has some great suggestions (Hey, how about more than two kinds of black hair? How about, if it's a long game, make it interesting?).Then Mort and Ron get into the nitty gritty about standup and a fun time is had by all! Follow Ron here: @RonFunch And here: https://www.youtube.com/@ronfunchesAlso, your hosts: @MortBurke and @AshlyburchSupport @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here: https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html

Standup Comic/Writer/Storyteller Miranda Perry joins Maorshtly (Celeb couple nickname) to rebrand the world of their beloved whale!Miranda knows a ton about this magical, awe-inspiring mammal and we use those facts to create a culture-shaping animated film on the majestic ocean dweller. Also, Mort gets Miranda's pronouns wrong (more than once) and Miranda is quite chill about it. So there's some raw, somewhat sloppy and I would say important, discussion around gender. Big thanks to Miranda for their openness and willingness to share on this subject! @perry.miranda@AshlyBurch@MortBurkeSupport @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here:  https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html

I mean, are these two married OR WHAT!? Your hosts, Morshtly (celeb couple nickname), have finally decided to address parking tickets, and you know what? They're not into 'em.  Ashly is livid! The hosts of Rebrand use that spiritual fire to transform this annoyance into a beautiful new world. A world here people use their unique talents to benefit everyone and we grow in our humanity.   Also Ashly rips a couch in half.  Enjoy this uniquely hilarious episode!  Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities. Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here:  https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html @AshlyBurch @MortBurke 

This episode your very married hosts, AshMortly (celeb combo nickname), address powerful ways to change how we view the funniest thing the body does, farting. Join your toot guides as they discuss whether people should loudly announce a forthcoming fart, which song would best replace a fart if that were somehow an option, and how fart acceptance could lead to world peace. Ashly makes it her mission to make farting attractive and Mort reluctantly agrees after much arguing. This one's a blast. PUN TOTALLY INTENDED! Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities. Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here: https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html @AshlyBurch @MortBurke

Join REAL-LIFE married co-hosts Maortshly (Celeb combo nickname) as they rebrand exercise!      Ashly and Mort are a couple 'a nerds who've never been able to exercise just for the heck of it, and yet they're both physically active doing things they love, and you can too!      It's another wonderfully wander-y episode. The most married couple in the game discuss their dog as a partner in a law firm, Mort FREAKS out about how good Mochi ice cream is, and they create a scenario where Ashly begs Mort not to make her a widow.      It's a fun one! Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here:  https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.htmlOur socials -@AshlyBurch@MortBurke

     Los Angeles comedian Stephen Cha joins Mort to discuss the world of the nocturnal.       Too long have those who ride the night been oppressed by the well-balanced and efficient morning types. Mort and Stephen speak up for those of us for the night-watchers, those of us who feel more comfy under the cover of moonlight.       This is a fun and wander-y episode! We discuss comedy, dream jumping, the nature of art and how the universe is hella fractal!     Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.        Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here:  https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html   Our socials -  @StephenJCha @MortBurke

The great American road trip. The forgotten joy of the endless highway. Let's r'brand it, shall we?       Mortshly (celeb combo name) come to you live from inside a rented Volvo speeding down the 101 just south of San Francisco. They discuss whether or not Mort invented the word Adulting, magic Jesus, and get all vulnerable about processing emotions while exploring the coast.       It's a lovely getaway of an episode that celebrates the magic of adventure and the beauty and freedom of the sparkling west. Also the sound is truly crud. Our apologies.       But hey, no adventure is perfect, that's part of the fun!       Rebrand!       Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.       Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here:  https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html       @MortBurke      @AshlyBurch

For too long has rain been considered nothing more than a ruiner plans, destroyer of picnics, or the antithesis of baseball.Incomparable Comedian/Actor/Writer River Butcher joins us for our first rebranding of a weather phenomenon! And baby, we get into it all. We’re talking cozy naps. We’re talking the life-giving power that gave us the trees and the ocean. We're talking free car washes! Stay tuned to the end to find out why Mort and Ashly want to co-own a recreational boat with River called Butt Phone. Enjoy this episode that will have you singing “Rain, rain, don’t go away. Stay. For this AND another day!”The various socials: River - @RivButcherMort - @MortBurkeAshly - @AshlyBurchSupport @LaTaco for journalism concerning ICE raids in LA Support Black families affected by the LA fires here: https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html

     There are some episodes that just work. There was some ineffable magic in the air, perhaps. Who knows why? Maybe personal Karmas aligned. Maybe Mort didn't stay up all night watching Monster Squad or something equally ridiculous.      Whatever the reason, this is one of those episodes. The incomparable Jonathon Hollis joins us to go absolutely buck on the NFL.      Learn the true tale of when NFL announcer Terry Bradshaw called Mort a dork! Hear the Laughs Squad address teams with animal mascots HAVING to care for said animals on the field. Guffaw as the Giggle Crew discuss Jenifer Coolidge voicing that weird football robot whose name is apparently Cleatus.      I fully believe that every idea in this episode would dramatically improve professional football. Thanks for listening friends!      Follow and donate to @lataco. They're doing great work on the ground in LA keeping track of the ICE raids, helping our neighbors be safe through badass online journalism. Our socials are: Jonathon - @HollisComedy Mort - @MortBurke  Ashly - @Ashly Burch

It's another super fun Mashortly (celeb combo nickname) episode! America's most married twosome are livin' and laughin' it up in what Ashly calls "our most wander-y episode yet"! The Romantic Pals end up finding the theme of todays episode through some very organic sillying when Mort decides he wants to Patreon his entire life. That way people have to pay him for friendship! It's a wacky idea that turns into all manner of fun revelations about the sad state of capitalism we find ourselves in. But don't worry, your hosts are wrenching the yucks out of this heartless system by considering the wild highs and lows of monetizing your entire life. Also Mort pitches a reality show called Background Czech where contestants live in a house and have to discover who is, in fact, Czech. Go watch I'm Happy You're Here on Youtube hosted by American Hero Ashly Burch if you haven't already! You'll laugh, you'll feel and you'll improve your day considerably. Here's our sochies: @Mort Burke @AshlyBurch

Mashlort (celeb combo nickname) are back and more married than ever!But they're not JUST married. They're also gifted marketers and social engineers, and today they've got their powerful sights on rebranding babies. Love 'em or hate 'em, babies aren't going anywhere. So it's time to shift the cultural attitude around the uber-young. Would professional sports benefit from having babies in them? You're damn right, and we discuss how! We also talk Baby Congresspeople, baby versions of musicians (Lil' Lil' Wayne) and what movies would be improved if the cast were babies.Get ready to laugh and then go, "AWWWW!" at this very baby-centric episode. Do you believe this show is free? So nuts.  Here's our socials:@MortBurke@AshlyBurchFind us on Patreon at Rebrand The Pod. Thanks y'all!

North American treasure and Funhouse alumni Elyse Willems joins us to rebrand the wildly violent world of bar fights! Join us for a wonderful Imagination Journey where we create bars designed for fights that involve weapon stashes, treadmill-floors and kids! If you're so inclined, support the pod on Patreon @ rebrand the pod. Here's our socials! Elyse Willems @ElyseWillemsMort Burke @mortburkeAshly Burch @ashlyburch

Join Mortly (my celeb couple nickname suggestion) for a very intimate rebrand as we discuss how noone's napping enough. Come join our sleepy adventure as we completely shift the cultural tone around konkin' out briefly during the day! We invent a new thing called Nap Jail which is a lot softer and more fun than it sounds and Ashly reveals a dream she had once that involved Conan O'brien flying. So flatten those pillows, grab a blanket or stuffed animal, hit play and get to restin'! Go Fund Mes For Those Detained By ICE: https://www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-help-julio-return-to-his-loved-onesAid for Julio Matias, who's currently detained by ICEhttps://www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-aid-for-families-of-14-detained-membersAid for the families of the 14 people currently detained by ICEOur Socials:@Mort Burke@AshlyBurch 

What is cool? How do we define masculinity in modern America? Should more dogs wear goggles? All this and much more is discussed in todays Rebrand! You know writer/comedian James Willems from Funhouse and co-writing Ghostbusters: Spirits Unleashed, but did you know he's part of a band of LA motorcyclists called the Motoboys? He totally is, which is why he's the perfect guy to rebrand Motorcycles! We invent a bike large enough for an entire family and James' tells us about the motorcycle accident he had that was so bad it evaperated his shoes! This is another fun one, so hit play and enjoy the "ride". Because of motorcycles. As reader and writer, we're now connected through the shame of that pun.Instas - James - @james.willemsAshly - @AshlyBurchMort Burke - @MortBurke 

This is it, gang. The one. The motherload. The Big Sleepenist, Bucket-Kickin'est, Dirt-Nappin'est Rebrand subject of all. We're taking on death. And to do it, we've enlisted the help of Author and Best American Poet (officially, in 2009), Maud Kelly.  We figured, who better than a decorated wordsmith and master of metaphor to address the greatest mystery of all?  This one's super insightful, raw and hilarious. Trigger warning: suicide is discussed. Although I think it's handled eloquently and with respect.  The trio adresses their ideas of and fears of the afterlife, get vulnerable with personal experiences and talk about adding more basketball and fun outfits to the whole ordeal. Join us as we put the fun back into funeral, y'all!  Here's the socials:  Maud Kelly - @maudckelly and @clotheslinetimeline Mort Burke - @mortburke  Ashly Burch - @ashlyburch  Go get Maud's newest book Descent: Your Guide To The Underworld at threeplanespublishing.com. It's a great resource to help you through any tough times. Thanks for listening, pals!

Wondrous Comedy Man Luke Null joins Mortly (celeb combo nickname) to get serious about the issue of Roommates.Luke regales us with tales of a punk rock house that used to be a morgue and getting an acid dealer to replace him when he had to move out of his Chicago apartment.Ashly gets real as hell about Mort’s living situation when they first met as they all create the PERFECT roommate-finding app.Luke is a hilarious guest and this one is nothin’ but laughs all the way through.Tell your friends about Rebrand, won't ya? Enjoy and thanks for listening!Go watch Luke's special on Youtube, Pretty Songs Dirty Words. Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/RebrandThePodOur socials:Luke - @LukeNullAshly – @AshlyBurchMort - @MortBurke (edited)

We're joined on this super funny episode by the great Elyza Halpern. She's an LA comic as well as an, dare we say, internet personality? Whatever you call her, she's goddamn hilarious. We discuss flying and all that entails: the fears, the similarities to a public bus, the need for a 'babies only' airline. Don't listen to this one on a flight. You may laugh too hard and get tazed for having what we're now delicately calling a mental health experience.Our socials: Elyza - @Possumgirl_igAshly - @ashlyburchMort - @mortburke

We're joined by comedian, writer, director George Mcauliffe to rebrand the world of touring as a comedian! The boys are recording in Salt Lake City while finishing up a midwest tour. They talk about the experience as it compares to being a maniac in your 20s, how life is a podcast and doing standup while a dog is barking at you. We also discuss George's incredible documentary on the Lakota people (some of whom are his family), Oyate Woyoka. It's both heart and eye-opening. Give it a watch on PBS. Thanks for listening!Here's our socials: George Mcauliffe @georgemcaullife Mort Burke @mortburkeAshly Burch @ashlyburch

We're psyched, blessed and honored to welcome co-host of the amazing Doughboys Podcast, Nick Wiger, to the pod! Nick brings it hard in this episode about birthdays despite not really liking them particularly! We discuss fav birthday memories, Arby's birthdays and vanilla as a flavor AND a lifestyle.Follow The Doughboys @doughboyspodcast and Mort and Ashly at @mortburke and @ashlyburch. Thanks for listening! 

Friend, hit podcaster and real-life father of 2, Jeremy Kirkland of Blamo Podcast joins Rebrand to talk Dads! This is a wonderful episode that has lots of hilarious stuff (do kids today even GET japanese denim?!). But it's also a super insightful, vulnerable discussion about how to be a good dad and still remain chill as hell, as well the emotional process of forgiving your parents. It's another supes funny and heartfelt Rebrand. Thanks for listening!Follow Jeremy @TheKirklandMort is @MortBurkeAshly is @AshlyBurch

Co-host of the beloved Doughboys podcast, improviser and friend Mike Mitchell joins America's marriedest couple to rebrand fast food!Learn how Mike and Mort met and get a brief run-down of LA sketch history including some Bob Odenkirk stories before we go wild designing all sorts of new restaurants! The crew discusses the magic of 80s fast food and how the modern day industry borrows from the tech aesthetic. Then we create a sure-to-be-a-hit franchise called Night Castle. Which is, of course, goth as hell. Follow us on the socials!@mynameismitch@ashlyburch@mortburke

America's brandingest couple is joined by comic and producer Julie Golden to change how we look at divorce.This episode is hilarious and deeply human as we discuss everything from platonic marriage ceremonies to what a divorced baby would sound like.Turns out maybe the best partner you could ever have is you. Too corny for a comedy podcast? We don't care! We're Rebrand!Check out our socials:Julie Golden @JulieGoldenGirlMort Burke @MortBurkeAshly Burch @Ashly Burch

Welcome to an especially dog-friendly episode of Rebrand! Los Angeles comic and Professional Brander Hannah Renee joins us to improve the branding of our branding-based show and talk about how pitbulls are actually great.We get real deep into throwing phones into traffic as a power move as well as how the artist Pitbull should have a pitbull named Pitbull.It's a joy from begins to endsies! Follow us on the socials, huh? Hannah Renee @HannahsGotJokesMort Burke @MortBurke   Ashly Burch @AshlyBurch

Ashly and Mort are v excited to be joined by legendary creator and host of Drunk History, Derek Waters.We discuss movie etiquette, the time Derek got an enraged motorist to chill, and Derek's history with the Mike Myer's film, The Love Guru. Lots of fun stories in this one, gang. We think you're gonna love it. Thanks for listening! Watch Side Quest and Mythic Quest, out now on Apple TV!Follow our Socials! Derek - @dw34Ashly - @ashlyburch Mort - @mortburke

Ashly and Mort are joined by wonderful LA comedian and friend of the pod, Danny Niquette. This week we’re rebranding Small Talk - and I can assure you despite what big talk may have led you to believe, small talk is where it’s at. Join us as we discuss a grey woman, Ashly and Mort’s first date, whoether we are pro or anti small talk, tattoos and so much more - all whilst perhaps unintentionally making the greatest guide to small talk of all time.Follow our socials!Danny Niquette - @dannyniquetteAshly Burch - @ashlyburchMort Burke - @mortburke

Rebrand is joined by the hosts of our fave podcast, Couples Therapy. Naomi Ekperigin and Andy Beckerman join the pod to address all things Anime!Mort's left out in the cold as he doesn't understand a goddamn thing said while Ashly and guests banter, roast and celebrate the best and the silliest Japanese animated TV shows. We go behind the scenes as Andy and Naomi do an impression of pitching Rebrand ideas to Mort and Ash, Ashly gets angry at Naomi for the FIRST TIME EVER and we consider the religious leanings of a pregnant Sonic The Hedgehog. It's a weird one! And oh boy, is it fun. Enjoy, gang! If you join our Patreon you'll get exclusive access to the video version of this interview which includes lots of unreleased gabbin'! Follow our socials here:Naomi: @blacktressomedyAndy: @andybeckermanAshly: @ashlyburchMort: @mortburkeAfter you listen to this episode and leave a GLOWING review on your podcast places, go watch Naomi on Mythic Quest and check out her incredible episode of That's My Time With David Letterman. Then go listen to Andy's excellent podcast, Beginnings. Thanks y'all! 

LA based comedian and actor Hannah Beth joins Ashly and Mort to take on the controversial world of Reality Television. We discuss lots of crossovers (Like Jersey Shore on The Deadliest Catch (Not addressed on the show, but should have been), using Reality TV to learn about red flags and how Reality TV can make you feel better about your own bullshit. This was a ton of fun to record. Enjoy! Follow our socials:Hannah Beth - @HannahComedyAshly Burch - @AshlyBurchMort Burke - @MortBurke