Recipe for Crazy

After Alanna went viral for packing lunch for her boyfriend, the relationship behind the videos unraveled publicly. He called her crazy. Then he posted a photo with another woman with a caption detailing Alanna's weight and snack of choice.Now that woman is here.In Part One, Alanna and Stephanie compare timelines, from what he told Stephanie about Alanna to the Bachelor stories, their first date and the moment Stephanie started wondering if the “crazy ex” story was missing a few details."Every Man Is Gay" by Alanna Noelhttps://open.spotify.com/track/1mEoVvhEcebdbLSzXrR1GK?si=10fb5724f70b4a29 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna examines the early experiences that shaped her understanding of love, rejection, and self-worth. Moving through childhood crushes and high school heartbreak, she begins an unflinching investigation into the personal and cultural forces that turn ordinary pain into a label women know all too well. Part memoir, part investigation, part emotional autopsy, this episode sets the stage for a story that is funny, unsettling, and painfully honest.What makes a woman crazy, and who gets to decide?This is where the story begins.Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After disappearing for a year, Alanna returns with updates no one asked for and opinions nobody deserves.We cover dating, accidental self-branding (alarming), and the  collapse of a legacy franchise.This week, we cover two national emergencies. Alanna's alleged reputation as the tightest woman in town, and ABC pulling what may have been the most chaotic Bachelor season in recent history.Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna throws caution to the wind after reading Deadline's article, "Inside The “Toxic” Culture Of ‘The Bachelor’ Franchise As Crew Deals With Fallout Of ‘Bachelorette’ Pause; Extent Of EP Exits Revealed"Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna reveals her deepest darkest fantasy, talks about the adverse effects of magic, people who claim to have dated crazy and/or narcissistic people, and the downside of a man discovering your g spot all in what is arguably the most honest episode yet.  Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two part episode where Alanna talks childhood stories, the truth about cats and dogs, why men cannot read, and animals Alanna may or may not have murdered. Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Take a deep breath (because Alanna certainly doesn’t in this extended episode). She unpacks how a seemingly innocent night led her straight into the underbelly of the Palm Beach sugar baby scene, a scheme that didn’t go in her favor, delivers some wildly unfiltered takes on Bachelor Nation’s latest breakup, Rachel Kirkconnell feeling “crazy”, and dives into the unexpectedly chaotic rumors surrounding Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds. Buckle up.🔗Recipe for Crazy VlogThe YouTube video(trip to see my dad) “The Power of Now”Link to Eckhart Tolle’s book discussed in the episode Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna starts the episode in full tears hot off her breakup with the Italian. No detail is spared (well, maybe a couple) as she unpacks how he ruined her birthday. Tune in for a deep dive into what it feels like to end relationships while still in love, she reads old love letters, and reflects on the ones she has loved before.Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna has gone full crazy. Listen as she takes you through every human emotion in this jam packed episode filled with sex, love, loss, and so many tears.Alanna celebrates her birthday by ranting into her microphone to catch you up on the Italian man in her life, reveal a secret about her sex life that would send every ex to his grave, celebrate the anniversary of her discovery of Blake Horstmen on Raya, get intimate about her sex life, talk about a man who attempted a comeback into her life, tell you what she is grateful for this Thanksgiving, answer your burning questions, and cause her podcast equipment water damage from all her tears. Settle in, we are about to GET INTO IT. Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the best episode of Recipe for Crazy YET. Brace yourselves for a halloween spooktacular treat filled with verbal assaults to former colleagues, Alanna’s second sexual awakening, a diabolical recount of her date last night, and what happened in Miami at Shanae’s bachelorette party. This episode has two parts within the episode and if you think the first part is crazy… just wait until you get hit with part two. Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna reflects on last week's episode and her life off antidepressants before giving a deep dive into every man she has dated since arriving in Florida.Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With hindsight and a (somewhat) level head, Alanna reopens the wounds of her last relationship as she reveals what REALLY went down between her ex-boyfriend and America's favorite Bachelor in Paradise couple following Brandon Jones' recent interview on Clayton Echard's podcast, Beyond the Cover. Brace yourselves. Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna returns after the most horrific event of her life to answer listeners burning questions, talk about her experience with a well endowed man, and spill the tea you have been longing for. Let's not make it weird. Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna has a one on one with date coach and exclusive matchmaker, Jaydi Samuels Kuba. Listen as Jaydi unpacks Alanna's current dating struggles, offers insightful takeaways on when to introduce your "crazy" to unsuspecting men, and  Alanna borderline blackmails Jaydi into setting her up with Seth MacFarlane or any other funny but influential men in Hollywood. Checkout Alanna's Youtube Channel for a intimate look at the "test" discussed in this episode! True Crime Style Dating Vlog - Help me uncover this mysteryFind Jaydi Samuels Kuba onIG @matchmadeinhollywood Instagram @lannanoelTikTok @lannanoelYouTube @lannanoelSend me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna returns to podcasting with a special guest, her twelve year old niece. Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna battles the Florida elements in her anticipated (hardly) return to podcasting. Alanna dissects men who dared to take her out on dates, her sexual frustrations, politics, and her recent viral video with Melissa Jo Real Recipes. This episode is explicit. Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna is hormonal and taking meetings with potential lawyers for the inevitable lawsuit that could come from this episode. This week she welcomes returning guest Courtney Robertson and the tea will BURN your lips... just like Alanna's eyes when she saw Blake Horstmann on the Love Is Blind reunion episode. Tune in for the Bachelor Women Tell All recaps, hot takes, and our guttural reactions to what we saw on tv last week. Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna briefly addresses her latest TikTok scandal before going off the rails with guest, LT Murray. Together they rehash war stories from Michelle Young's season of The Bachelorette and swap crazy relationship stories. LT finally gets his chance to speak his peace, drops knowledge from the show that leaves Alanna speechless (to avoid lawsuits, of course), and provides mindful motivational speeches to those in need. Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna is desperately seeking refuge after discovering an ex infiltrated her podcast downloads, talks about Amanda Bynes' manicurist ambitions, reveals her deepest fear, makes a shocking proposition, and squanders what remains of her likability by addressing yet another cancelable offense.Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna emerges from her insomnia and depression to berate your ears with her wisdom and lack there of. Alanna dishes on health secrets she learned from her time with the Kardashians, trying to sleep with Theo Von, a story about making Bobby Lee feel uncomfortable, answers listeners burning questions (like who she’s spoken with since the explosive New Years episode), and introduces you to a new character in her life - Daddy Warbucks. Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna is joined by her high school friend to discuss glory holes, Saltburn (spoilers!), the regrowth of Alanna's hymen, and dating a high school teacher all before they prank call Bachelor Nation favorites. Tune in to hear us talk Tahzjuan into crab exposure therapy and get a cease and desist from SKIMS. Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna comes to terms with her fatphobia before Courtney Robertson joins to rehash the show we love to hate. Tune in for gossip, laughs, and prank calling. Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna starts strong with a mental breakdown before welcoming guest, Dave Neal who opens up about gaslighting his balls and doxing before throwing Alanna into the hot seat to tackle her latest podcast outbursts. They talk sex, scandals, lawsuits, STDs, and the gestational side effects of Ozempic. TIMESTAMPS00:25 Alanna makes her first formal an public apology 01:26 Talking about a terrifying encounter with Dane Cook 03:29 A brief introduction to the man known as Dave Neal 06:19 Alanna takes issue with how a woman faked a pregnancy 07:03 Talking about a prank gone terribly wrong 08:36 Alanna’s Receipts and the hidden photo folder16:04 Trigger warning for the weak minded 17:25 The start of Alanna’s mental break 20:58 Alanna’s life is that of Nicolas Cage a la “The Family Man” 23:28 The harsh truth about getting cancer 24:36 “I was in a rage today” The missing hard drive and death threats 28:39 Current events and agoraphobia 30:40 Welcome Dave Neal!31:11 Dave Neal can use any bathroom he wants 32:31 Dave Neal is trying to tempt women with a provocative wardrobe 33:33 Everybody is pregnant 33:53 Ozempic’s hidden side effect and Dave talks about gaslighting his balls38:23 Dave asks about Alanna’s dating standards and more40:56 Alanna’s red flags and Dave’s wise words on relationships 42:46 Alanna tells the real story behind the breakup one of her recent flings 50:26 Dave and Alanna debate her bachelor dating app run in 57:47 The mod mentality of social media 01:03:03 The internet is easily offended and Alanna offers sound advice for those in the line of fire01:05:08 Alanna calls out a troll and Dave talks about his internet troll run ins 01:06:44 Humans are disgusting little monsters 01:07:27 Alanna asks Dave a burning question 01:09:29 Dave’s lawsuit 01:09:47 Dave’s snub on Nick Viall’s podcast 01:11:15 The speech of Dave’s life 01:12:13 Dave gives his thoughts on Alanna’s wild podcast stories 01:15:40 Thank you Dave Neal and Alanna teases an upcoming and interesting episode you don’t want to miss or maybe you do Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna welcomes her first guest that is not biologically connected to her, the legendary Courtney Robertson from the 16th season of The Bachelor. The former contestant and producer duo compare show experiences before addressing their deep rooted relationships with addiction and opening up on emotional experiences never shared publicly. And yes... they address the "Bleep." TIMESTAMPS00:08 Guest Intro04:41 Addressing the haters 07:05 Welcome Courtney Robertson / Courtney is a dream Bachelor contestant 10:20 Talking about the inauthenticity of contestants12:22 Courtney’s Pregnancy 17:07 Being single in Florida / Courtney talks about eligible bachelor, Chris Soules20:13 Difficulties of dating with a bad rep on the internet, Courtney gives dating advice23:27 Courtney opens up about her mom, they talk about their shared life experiences with alcoholic parents27:41 Attracting men active in addition, Courtney’s relationship with Jesse Metcalfe and challenges faced with his sobriety29:25 Courtney reveal and her struggles with her family, going into hometowns with that anxiety, her mom’s relapse, and hospitalization 33:40 Courtney opens up on her mother’s passing 36:40 Addition and their struggles with having parents with addiction. Emotional turn as Courtney dives deep into her struggles towards the end of her mother’s passing. Her regrets and the show played into that during that time 48:08 Talking about watching our parents  towards the end of their battle with addiction 51:15 Dating someone who struggles with substance abuse 58:35 Addressing the “bleep” from Courtney’s episode on After Reality 59:48 Courtney’s ex’s latest girlfriend reaches out. The narrative our ex’s gave to their next girlfriends about us. 01:03:02 Alanna asks who chose Courtney’s proposal dress, BTS talk01:06:50 Alanna urges Courtney to bring out her personality again 01:08:40 Shanae’s reaction when Alanna updated her on what happened with Alanna’s ex and former contestants 01:15:30 Potential Bachelor contestants coming on R4CFollow https://www.instagram.com/lannanoelSend me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna addresses last week's explosive episode before sitting down with the mother of one of the craziest women on the internet. They discuss the extraterrestrial realm, flat Earth, dating, and unearth tales from Alanna's childhood. Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna rings in the New Year from her death bed, berates her listeners with her physical aliments and gives unwanted forgiveness to everyone who wronged her in 2023 with a lengthy list of people who will likely need to join a support group upon listening to this chaotic episode.Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna gets deep after being triggered by a slim jim, explains how said slim jim sent her into an existential crisis, clears up the drama of her dating app run in, and welcomes her first  guests before they give their hot takes on dating, relationships, and Alanna being twice the size of her ex-boyfriends new boo. Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna opens up about a traumatic online purchase made in the midnight hour, explains why blocking someone on social media is just good form, painfully spills the tea on her most dramatic dating app encounter yet, and demoralizes men on reality shows as a tribute to her Cherokee ancestors who lost their lives so you can eat pie! Happy Thanksgiving! Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna blesses you with a breathtaking vocal performance before she talks about the seasonless food of her white boyfriend's past, her divine awakening, and spills the tea on the truth of reality show producing. Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grab your Hot Cheetos and buckle in for part two of the most dramatic episode of Recipe for Crazy yet. TW: SA and drug use. Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna celebrates the hard launch of her ex-boyfriend's new love by taking you on a journey of their rollercoaster romance. This is the first part of what will be a two part deep dive into the rise and fall of their relationship.Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In between sipping on a screwdriver, Alanna discusses her sexual awakening and dives into the psychological motivations behind ghosting in the much anticipated return of Recipe for Crazy.Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna debriefs on her current relationship status, an unexpected encounter with her future husband, and gives  harsh truths to callers and people who seek to be the  most attractive person in the room.Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this quick bonus episode, Alanna throws caution to the wind as she reveals what she did last weekend. Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna has a euphoric encounter with her stalker on a dating app, opens up about her distain for the incels of Instagram, explains why you’re single until marriage, and has a come to Jesus moment with single men who take to online dating in the first ever episode of Recipe For Crazy.Follow me @lannanoel on IG and TikTok. Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.