Reddit Stories TIFU: Today I F****d Up

OP Tiny-Material-8608 shares their TIFU story about getting too in character during role-play with my gf. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/17gi36p/tifu_by_getting_too_in_character_during_roleplay/

OP Yourmominator shares their TIFU story about not noticing what is on my t-shirt. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/16ty3c2/tifu_by_not_noticing_what_is_on_my_tshirt/

OP dickbuttisqueen shares their TIFU story about losing part of the head of their penis to about 6 penis piercings. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/17abfnd/tifu_by_losing_part_of_the_head_of_my_penis_to/

OP FrickinNormie2 shares their TIFU story about sending furry porn to a girl. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/17k7gli/tifu_by_sending_furry_porn_to_a_girl/

OP Blue_Inc shares their TIFU story about getting wasabi on his penis. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/17b7vzi/tifu_by_getting_wasabi_on_my_penis/

OP ClassicAd5000 shares their TIFU story about looking for an escort. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/179su8o/tifu_looking_for_an_escort/

OP Harry_Mopper shares their TIFU story about telling everyone I was in my boxers. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/17gwhly/tifu_by_telling_everyone_i_was_in_my_boxers/

OP Anontdi shares their TIFU story about their 11 year old self hurting their career. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/17h8mki/tifu_by_by_my_11_years_old_me/

OP -Ember_Light- shares their TIFU story about reminiscing with my husband about when we were young. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1708i50/tifu_by_reminiscing_with_my_husband_about_when_we/

OP MtbMike317 shares their TIFU story about walking in on a gay orgy. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/17cvzy9/tifu_when_i_walked_in_on_a_gay_orgy/

OP soapforsoreeyes shares their TIFU story about bringing a girl to guys night. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/17eq3lk/tifu_by_ordering_an_irresistible_fruity_drink_and/

OP C00KIEM0N57R shares their TIFU story about intentionally getting an incel’s character in DnD killed. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/17cjr4b/tifu_by_intentionally_getting_an_incels_character/

OP -Jelly_Beanz- shares their TIFU story about not responding when my friends called my name. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/177wnhx/tifu_by_not_responding_when_my_friends_called_my/

OP throwaway2929573 shares their TIFU story about sneaking into my boyfriend’s house. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/176z0ry/tifu_by_sneaking_into_my_boyfriends_house/

OP dwehner89 shares their TIFU story about bringing a girl to guys night. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/179fkfu/tifu_bringing_a_girl_to_guys_night/

OP crazymastiff shares their TIFU story about telling the entire minor league hockey team and season holders that I do meth. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/171xv4h/tifu_by_telling_the_entire_minor_league_hockey/

OP Zakkattack86 shares their TIFU story about making a dinner reservation as a celebrity. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1765xto/tifu_by_making_a_dinner_reservation_as_a_celebrity/

OP Few-Notice9304 shares their TIFU story about not to cleaning my penis for 16 years. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/176yvtz/tifu_by_not_to_cleaning_my_penis_for_16_years/

OP guyfromsaitama shares their TIFU story about having a NSFW site as a username at work. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/172sbc2/tifu_by_having_a_nsfw_site_as_a_username_at_work/

OP Cut-Unique shares their TIFU story about suggesting to their teacher that they watch "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" in class. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1739wua/tifu_by_suggesting_to_my_teacher_that_we_watch/

OP yasir_B shares their TIFU story about trying to live out a fantasy, only to end up with a medical examination. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/16g02vu/tifu_by_trying_to_live_out_a_fantasy_only_to_end/

OP asura1958 shares their TIFU story about doing 69 and now needing a Dental Implant. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/16tk7pr/tifu_by_doing_69_and_now_i_need_a_dental_implant/

OP brunetteskeleton shares their TIFU story about accidentally ordering my nudes to my very nosy parents house. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/16ltd1b/tifu_by_accidentally_ordering_my_nudes_to_my_very/

OP Sparda_007 shares their TIFU story about removing part of my own body. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/16o602o/tifu_by_removing_part_of_my_own_body/

OP Jkid789 shares their TIFU story about coming up with a safe word for my girlfriend during sex (NSFW). Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/16n1o6w/tifu_by_coming_up_with_a_safe_word_for_my/

OP Thepersianamazon shares their TIFU story about walking in on my parents having sex. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/16jtshv/tifu_by_walking_in_on_my_parents_having_sex/

OP Sparda_007 shares their TIFU story about pointing out that my boss is obviously using ChatGPT. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/168sxhz/tifu_by_pointing_out_that_my_boss_is_obviously/

OP Bombiclub shares their TIFU story about trying to spoil my wife. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/165frit/tifu_trying_to_spoil_my_wife/

OP GeishaTwink shares their TIFU story about thinking middle-aged men liked to be called daddy (erotically). Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/16yjfmp/tifu_i_thought_middleaged_men_liked_to_be_called/

OP Sparda_007 shares their TIFU story about telling a girl she turned me gay. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/164swp7/tifu_by_telling_a_girl_she_turned_me_gay/

OP fimgus shares their TIFU story about giving a girl (30?F) my (20M) phone so that she could put in her number and almost getting scammed out of $300. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/15wf34d/tifu_by_giving_a_girl_30f_my_20m_phone_so_that/ For more from fimgus, check out their artist page: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1nvBH3PoE4QgH2Nu8yHcpW?si=Z5wadnZHSjSwKRQADTSVOQ

OP hamzakahn shares their TIFU story about calling the bride ugly & the groom fat in front of their entire family. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/15pz8wo/tifu_by_calling_the_bride_ugly_the_groom_fat_in/

OP leahbear13 shares their TIFU story about crawling into bed naked next to their unsuspecting roommate. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/15m8unq/tifu_by_crawling_into_bed_naked_next_to_my/

OP lwb03dc shares their TIFU story about punishing the sandwich thief with spicy sauce. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/15oclzl/tifu_by_losing_146k_in_poker/

OP flightylady shares their TIFU story about inciting an army of crows to a car dealership. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/15jaav2/tifu_by_inciting_an_army_of_crows_to_ruthlessly/

OP WonderDeb shares their TIFU story about taking the drivers test for their mom. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/15kt9fz/tifu_took_my_mom_for_her_drivers_test_after_she/

OP JamesTKierkegaard shares their TIFU story about not wanting to watch a woman's purse. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/15k1kq7/tifu_by_not_wanting_to_watch_a_womans_purse/

OP Viking4Life2 shares their TIFU story about getting outrageously drunk at school.

OP UncheckedCode58 shares their TIFU story about being banned from a restaurant. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/15czgof/tifu_by_being_banned_from_a_restaurant/

OP canada11235813 shares their TIFU story about accidentally liking an Instagram photo. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/15agd8b/tifu_by_accidentally_liking_an_instagram_photo/

OP mtsiri shares their TIFU story about punishing the sandwich thief with spicy sauce. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/15azvde/tifu_by_punishing_the_sandwich_thief_with_super/

OP Superb-Result-6982 shares their TIFU story about telling their girlfriend they're not getting a Borzoi dog. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/157gazf/aita_for_telling_my_girlfriend_were_not_getting_a/

OP Ok_Mushroom3137 shares their TIFU story about telling their brother he cannot come to the wedding. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/158r5ww/aita_for_telling_my_brother_he_cannot_come_to_my/

OP SellingMakesNoSense shares their TIFU story about starting a cult. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/153nzdd/tifu_by_starting_a_cult/

OP bonbonbanana shares their TIFU story about getting expelled from school.

OP johnbaillieol shares their TIFU story about getting stuck on their roof. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/152vszz/tifu_by_getting_stuck_on_my_roof/

OP arxaion shares their TIFU story about dehydrating themself for years. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/154ddim/tifu_by_dehydrating_myself_for_years/

OP fireburner80 shares their TIFU story about getting paramedics called because of breathing helium. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/14bhj72/tifu_by_getting_paramedics_called_because_i/

OP HappyTwill shares their TIFU story about asking their neighbor to grab their packages. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/14jy2xf/tifu_by_asking_my_neighbor_to_grab_my_packages/ Check this out from OP HappyTwill: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3u5pxHvgwMoxkQ1JrObhLP?si=cELsNfBYSpWQnZ6vXyIqrw

OP Smulin shares their TIFU story about stabbing themself in the a**. Original written version: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/14ku16m/tifu_by_stabbing_myself_in_the_ass/