Repressed Humor Issues

This is the second episode this week, as we have fallen behind due to life events. But oh boy this is a doozy. We start by apologizing... A LOT.... for the singing and the religious stuff at the beginning of Episode 4. (We aren't really sorry). We also apologize for letting AI create a new religion. (We aren't really sorry). Then we apologize for making the start of that episode sound like Sunday Mass........ Do I need to repeat how not sorry we are?Then...... All hell breaks loose. Dan and Ryan read each other's obituaries, Ryan makes everyone on the planet prefer his mom's meatloaf to mozerella sticks, and we find out that Ryan just realized his mom hears EVERYTHING he says on this podcast. EVERYTHING!!! EVERYTHING!!! Do you hear that Ryan? EVERYTHING!!!It's Repressed Humor Issues Season 4 Episode - The moment Ryan regrets all his life choices, and Dan nearly wets himself laughing at Ryan's discovery. This episode is EPIC. End-to-End. Seriously. If you stop listening too soon, you get to miss Ryan's existential crisis over his mom listening to this podcast.Ryan's Mom........ Ryan came up with the title.... Seriously... Dan had NOTHING to do with it. Ryan may act like he's sorry, but he isn't. Dan is VERY sorry, and would like you to email him at [email protected] so you can come on the show and publicly admonish your son for his behavior.... to our 1.5 listeners.

So life got in the way of us taping for a bit, so to make up for it we give you a two-for-one special: Two episodes launching at the same time.In this episode of RepressedHumorIssues, Dan and Ryan go to far with the jokes about the Gas Station Snack Food Religion, pissing off the evangelicals and our 1.5 fans.Then we.... WHO CARES!!! GO WATCH THE SHITSHOW THE NEXT EPISODE BECAME! I literally would never recommend not listening to an episode, but Episode 5 is EPIC! I mean, Ryan making anitomical kink references that would make a Tiujana Pong Pong Ball Hooker blush. Then come back and listen to whatever crap we said here.That's right.......... Episode 5 is the shit... This episode? Meh... Judge for yourself. I mean, we don't own you. You can do whatever you want. You're allowed, just like Shelly from Sheboygan is allowed to continue eating at Ponderosa even though her queefs after the all-you-can-eat brisket have been labeled a war crime. Seriously Shelly, get help.

"Holy Crap" doesn't even begin to sum this one up. Season 4 Episode 3 of Repressed Humor Issues — Holy Hotdog Hymnals — starts innocently enough with a conversation about Ring Doorbells and the unhinged things they capture at three in the morning, and then spirals into the kind of episode that offends roughly every demographic on the planet. By the time the exit music plays, Ryan and Dan have managed to anger Ryan's mom, the entire city of Akron Ohio, women everywhere, Whole Foods shoppers, the gay community, Christians, Heinz, Oscar Mayer, alcoholics with home security systems, and the candle industry. That's not a bit — that's the actual list. Congratulations to Ryan and Dan for achieving a new personal record in offending the maximum number of people per minute. This is the episode where Repressed Humor Issues truly earns its explicit tag, and that's saying something for a show that once dedicated an entire segment to Puppet Penis Poetry. The episode also marks the return of two beloved recurring characters from the Season 4 universe. Shelly from Sheboygan — who made her unforgettable debut in Episode 2's AI-scripted disaster — is back with an update on her ongoing downstairs situation, and the update is exactly as uncomfortable as you'd expect. Then there's Todd from Akron, who apparently sent the hosts an email so idiotic that it warranted being read on air and roasted in real-time. Todd, if you're listening: this is what happens when you email two men who have zero filter, zero compassion, and a microphone. But the undeniable centerpiece of Holy Hotdog Hymnals is the moment when Ryan and Dan, two men with absolutely no theological credentials, no spiritual authority, and questionable morals at best, decide to create their own religion. From the ground up. On air. In real-time. What starts as a joke quickly evolves into a disturbingly well-thought-out framework involving hotdogs, hymnals, and a belief system that manages to simultaneously parody organized religion while also being weirdly compelling. It's not a cult. They swear. NOT. A. CULT. The hosts insist on this with the kind of desperate energy that suggests it is, in fact, becoming a cult. This is also another AI-assisted episode, continuing the Season 4 experiment of letting artificial intelligence contribute to the show's creative direction. And once again, AI has proven that it has learned far too much from consuming hundreds of hours of Repressed Humor Issues content. The AI's contributions are responsible for approximately 80% of the groups offended in this episode, which raises fascinating questions about whether artificial intelligence has developed its own sense of inappropriate humor or whether it's simply reflecting back the worst tendencies of its source material. Either way, the results are hilarious, horrifying, and absolutely not suitable for work, church, or any environment where human decency is expected. If you thought Season 4 was going to be a kinder, gentler Repressed Humor Issues, Holy Hotdog Hymnals is here to aggressively disabuse you of that notion. This episode is the show at its most chaotic, most offensive, and most unapologetically funny. It's the comedy podcast equivalent of watching someone light a firework inside a cathedral — you know it's wrong, you can't look away, and somehow it's the most entertaining thing you've seen all week. We're sorry. Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, iHeart Radio, and everywhere podcasts are found. Visit repressedhumorissues.com for merch featuring every episode's AI-generated cover art on t-shirts and hoodies. Follow @RHI_Podcast on Twitter and @repressedhumorissues on Instagram. Email [email protected]. New episodes biweekly. Very explicit content.

Have you ever let AI do something for you and then immediately regretted it? Welcome to Season 4 Episode 2 of Repressed Humor Issues — Quintessential Queef Queries — where the hosts let artificial intelligence write them a script and then attempted to perform it. The results are exactly as catastrophic, hilarious, and deeply uncomfortable as you'd expect from a show that has spent three seasons proving that human stupidity needs notechnological assistance. In AI's own words — and we're quoting this directly because it's too good not to — the script it produced is "like the morning after you raw dogged a yogurt parfait." Let that sentence wash over you.Let it settle into your brain. That is what AI thinks Repressed Humor Issues sounds like. And honestly? It's not wrong. The fact that artificial intelligence has apparently been studying this podcast long enough to replicate its energy is either a triumph of machine learning or a sign that we've corrupted technology beyond repair. In this episode, Ryan and Dan learn about ASMR content of a very specific and very adult variety, meet Shelly from Sheboygan and her downstairs issues (we're not elaborating), discover thatSatan himself suffers from hemorrhoids (theological implications unclear), and explore the possibility that ghosts might just be aroused phantoms hiding under sheets. That's right — this episode wrecks both Satan AND Halloween in one sitting. Go us! The AI script experiment is a meta-comedy moment that works on multiple levels. On one hand, it's hilarious to hear Ryan and Dan struggle with material they didn't write — two men who have prided themselves on never preparing for anything suddenly being forced to follow a script, and a terrible one at that. On the other hand, it raises genuine questions about what AI has learned from consuming hundreds of hours of this podcast, and whether that knowledge should be classified as a biohazard. Season 4 is proving that Repressed Humor Issues hasn't lost a step — if anything, the addition of AI as a creative collaborator has made things worse in the best possible way. The humans are still funny. The AI is trying its best. And the audience continuesto wonder why they keep pressing play. (Spoiler: it's because you love it.)We're sorry. We're not sorry. Both of these things are simultaneously true.Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, iHeart Radio. Visit repressedhumorissues.com for merch, polls, and AI-generated chaos. Follow @RHI_Podcast. New episodes biweekly. Very explicit content.

The rumors are true. Just like a Justin Bieber Sings Bing Crosby's Greatest Hits concert at the Iowa State Fair, Repressed Humor Issues is here to annoy you with a unique and entirely unwanted brand of humor.Welcome to Season 4, Episode 1 — Bougie Beaver Buttcheeks — and consider this entire season one big apology tour. We're not apologizing because we feel bad. We're apologizing because our lawyers said we should. In the first episode of 2026, Ryan and Dan return from their off-season break with all the energy of two guys who definitely did not use their time off to prepare for the new season. The episode opens with a bombshell revelation: Dan doesn't listen to podcasts. That's right — one half of a comedy podcast duo has never voluntarily consumed the medium he produces content for. It's like a chef who eats exclusively at gas stations. Ryan is appalled. Dan is unapologetic. The audience is unsurprised. From there, the conversation takes an unexpected turn into the world of Skyline Chili — the Cincinnati-based regional chain that inspires passionate devotion and equally passionate disgust depending on which side of the Ohio River you fall on. Ryan and Dan break down the chili-spaghetti-cheese experience with the kind of intensity usually reserved for geopolitical summits, and somehow manage to start a genuine argument about whether Skyline Chili qualifies as food, art, or a war crime. It's the food debate content nobody asked for, and it's oddly riveting. And then, of course, we arrive at the title: Bougie Beaver Buttcheeks. We're not going to explain the context here because (a) it honestly doesn't help, and (b) the journey of discovering how Ryan and Dan arrive at this phrase is half the entertainment. Just know that it involves a conversational path so winding and unpredictable that even the hosts seem surprised by where they end up. It's the Repressed Humor Issues experience in a nutshell — two friends talking with zero direction and arriving somewhere you could never have predicted. Season 4 is here, and it's already proving that the off-season did absolutely nothing to make this show more professional, more prepared, or more appropriate. If anything, the break made it worse. And we wouldn't have it any other way. Available on Spotify,Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, iHeart Radio, and everywhere podcasts are found.Visit repressedhumorissues.com for merch featuring every episode's AI-generatedcover art on t-shirts and hoodies. Follow @RHI_Podcast on Twitter and @repressedhumorissues on Instagram. Email [email protected]. Newepisodes biweekly. Explicit content. Obviously.

We're back..... STOP THROWING THINGS!!!!See the trailer for Season 4 of Repressed Humor Issues, taped on a cold, wet day in Amsterdam... Season 4 officially launches in 1 week! I SAID STOP THROWING THINGS!!!!Fine... Just watch the trailer.

It's the Season 3 finale of Repressed Humor Issues, and we're going out the same way we came in: with absolutely zero class, maximum chaos, and a title that will make your podcast app blush. Welcome to Feces Finale Fixation — the wildly unfiltered, completely unscripted series finale that caps off twenty episodes of comedy that should probably require a waiver. In this episode, Ryan and Dan dive headfirst into the chaotic cocktail of street-level absurdity, generational trauma, and corporate surrealism that has defined Season 3. First up: Dad's Wisdom. Not the kind you find in a leather-bound journal or a motivational poster, but the kind dispensed between bites of gas station jerky and unsolicited advice about carburetors and emotional repression. The guys unpack the cryptic one-liners, the passive-aggressive life lessons, and why dads have endlessly put off having "the talk" with their children since the dawn of parenthood. It's relatable, it's hilarious, and it's therapy-adjacent — which is the closest this podcast gets to actual self-improvement. Then things get anatomically intense. A certain unhoused gentleman becomes the accidental philosopher of the episode, forcing Ryan and Dan to confront society's selective blindness, urban myth-making, and the uncomfortable truth that sometimes the most honest people in society have the least amount of clothing. It's part sociology, part street theater, and entirely NSFW. Dan still feels dirty. Finally, the guys reveal that Disney has an extra-special message for you regarding your recently departed relatives. No, not that message. Nope, not that one either. YES, THAT message. The corporate surrealism segment is exactly the kind of dark, unexpected comedy that has made Repressed Humor Issues a cult favorite among fans of explicit humor podcasts. As the Season 3 finale, Ryan and Dan also take a moment to wax poetically on what they did right, what they did wrong, and what they're going to keep doing in Season 4. It's a surprisingly genuine moment of reflection sandwiched between segments that would make their mothers weep. They thank listeners for continuing to make Repressed Humor Issues the least successful podcast ever — a title they wear with genuine pride. Thank you for an incredible Season 3. We could not do this without you. Seriously. We literally could not. Nobody else would listen.Season 4 is coming. Visit repressedhumorissues.com for merch, polls, CelebrityCage Match results, and all the chaos. Follow @RHI_Podcast and @repressedhumorissues. Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, and iHeart Radio.

I'm dreading writing this description, but here goes. In Season 3 Episode 19 of Repressed Humor Issues — Samwise's Scottish Sphincter — Ryan and Dan tackle all the tough topics of the day. And by "tough topics," we mean: how much Samwise Gamgee foot hair you could realistically ship from New Zealand, why Domino's Pizza needs a new delivery system in Loch Ness, why South Korea is banning desktop computers in Starbucks, the feds walking people in handcuffs around downtown DC, what's lazier than a Kindle automatic page turner, and anatomical references. Lots and lots of anatomical references. Let's break this down because it deserves to be broken down: The Samwise Gamgee foot hair discussion is exactly what it sounds like — a deep exploration of the logistics of harvesting, packaging, and shipping hobbit-grade foot hair across international waters. Is it practical? No. Is it legal? Unclear. Is it one of the funniest segments of Season 3? Absolutely. Ryan and Dan approach this with the seriousness of a supply chain management seminar, and the contrast between their delivery and the absurdity of the topic is what makes Repressed Humor Issues one of the best comedy podcasts for fans of Lord of the Rings, logistics, and terrible ideas. The Loch Ness Domino's segment imagines a world where the famous pizza chain has to deliver to the Scottish Highlands — and whether the Loch Ness Monster would tip. The South Korea Starbucks ban leads to a surprisingly informed (by this podcast's standards)discussion about work culture, public space usage, and whether you should be allowed to set up an entire workstation at a coffee shop. The DC discussion takes a more serious tone — briefly — before the conversation inevitably circles back to juvenile territory. And then there are the anatomical references. Dan told us there would be a lot of them. Dan was not exaggerating. Dan needs a new career. Dan wonders if Gavin Newsom's PR team is hiring. GCM — HIRE DAN PLEASE. This episode is proof that no topic is too absurd, too obscure, or too uncomfortable for the Repressed Humor Issues treatment. It's unscripted, unedited, explicit, and available wherever you get your podcasts — Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, iHeart Radio. Visit repressedhumorissues.com for merch and content. Follow @RHI_Podcast. New episodes biweekly.

Ryan's back from Iceland! DAMMIT! We were praying the iceberg would win! But unfortunately, Ryan survived his transatlantic adventure and returned to the Repressed Humor Issues microphone with stories, opinions, and the same chaotic energy that has made this comedy podcast both beloved and feared since 2023. In Season 3 Episode 18 — Puffin Penis Pudding — Ryan and Dan discuss the pressing issues of the day. And by "pressing issues," we mean: how much Ryan hates pudding (Communist), how much Ryan's husband hates the cold (Communist), and why Ryan can't get close to puffin babies (also Communist). The communist label gets thrown around with the reckless abandon of someone who has clearly never read Marx but has strong feelings about dessert.It's the kind of political commentary that would make every polisci professor weep — whether from laughter or despair is up to the listener. Ryan's Iceland stories provide some of the best content of the season. From encounters with puffins — the adorable, stumpy little birds that Ryan apparently cannot be trusted around — to the general experience of being an American abroad, the travel segment is genuinely hilarious. It's like Anthony Bourdain meets a guy who shouldn't be allowed out of the country. The conversation then takes a hard left into military hostage situations in DC, because apparently you can't have an episode of Repressed Humor Issues without at least ONE discussion about current events that makes everyone uncomfortable. From there, the guys somehow land on why harbor porpoises are basically the lot lizards of the sea — acomparison that is simultaneously disgusting, inaccurate, and unexpectedly convincing. And it all ends with Anal Biotics. That's not a typo. That's not a brand name. That is where this episode ends up, and nobody — including the hosts — can explain how they got there. Dan just writes the descriptions. Don't blame him. He's just as confused as you are, and significantly more traumatized. Puffin Penis Pudding is peak Repressed Humor Issues: random, explicit, unedited, and featuring the kind of conversational pivots that would give a GPS a nervous breakdown. If you're looking for a comedy podcast that combines travel stories, political hot takes, marine biology, and topics that should never appear in the same sentence, this is your episode. New episodes biweekly. Visit repressedhumorissues.com for merch and chaos. Follow@RHI_Podcast. Explicit content. You've been warned.

With Ryan gallivanting across the Atlantic Ocean — and Dan never having wished for an iceberg this hard in his life — Season 3 Episode 17 of Repressed Humor Issues welcomes a very special guest host: Daniel. That's right. Dan and Daniel. Hosting a podcast together. This isn't going to get confusing at all. Nope. Not one bit. Okay, it gets confusing almost immediately, and it's hilarious. In this special guest host episode, Dan and Daniel dive into topics that Ryan could never handle with this level of sophistication — which is to say, they discuss how men's underwear is essentially a safety hazard for your anatomy and your love life. The guys break down the engineering failures of modern men's undergarments with a level of passion and detail that suggests they've been thinking about this for far too long. It's the kind of conversation that starts with legitimate complaints about elastic waistbands and ends in a place that no underwear manufacturer could have predicted. The episode also tackles testicular torsion — specifically, why it wasn't a huge concern at Dan's school, which raises more questions about Dan's school than it answers. The discussion is somehow both educational and deeply uncomfortable, which is the Repressed Humor Issues sweet spot. And then comes the hot take that will make Ryan furious when he hears it from Iceland: why film guys are cucks. Take THAT, Ryan! Dan and Daniel tag-team this opinion with the enthusiasm of two men who have been waiting for Ryan to leave so they could finally say what they really think. It's betrayal, it's comedy, and it's the kind of content that guarantees Ryan will have some words when he returns.Here's the real surprise though: if you love the anime Mashle, this is the episode for you. That's right — Repressed Humor Issues finally has a target audience, and it's Mashle fans. Nobody is more surprised by this than the hosts themselves. This might be the most niche crossover in podcast history, and we're here for it. This episode proves that Repressed Humor Issues can survive — and even thrive — without Ryan. Whether that's a good thing for the show or a devastating blow to Ryan's ego remains to be seen. Either way, it's great content. New episodes biweekly on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, and iHeart Radio. Visit repressedhumorissues.com for merch, polls (includingwhether Ryan should be replaced), and more. Follow @RHI_Podcast and@repressedhumorissues. Explicit content.

Just when you thought the Repressed Humor Issues crew couldn't get weirder, Dan and Ryan prove you catastrophically wrong in Season 3 Episode 16 — Shameless Septum Splooge. Thank you for watching. We mean listening. Actually, we don't know what we mean anymore. This episode opens with a tribute to two titans of their respective fields: Ozzy Osbourne and Malcolm-Jamal Warner. The connection between the two? There isn't one. That's the beauty of Repressed Humor Issues — the comedy podcast where two completely unrelated topics are smashed together like a car accident between a Black Sabbath tour bus and a Cosby Show rerun van. Oh, and a particular wrestling personality gets a special mention that we're not going to elaborate on here because this description is already pushing boundaries. Then the guys tackle one of humanity's oldest and most divisive questions: what is the proper way to wipe your ass? Yes, there is a right way. Yes, they argue about it. Yes, the argument gets heated. And yes, it's somehow one of the most genuinely funny segments in Season 3. It's the kind of debate that starts as a joke and ends with both hosts genuinely questioning their own lifelong bathroom habits. Relatable content? Maybe not. Entertaining content? Absolutely. The big reveal of this episode is that Ryan is heading to Iceland for vacation, which meansDan will be left to run the show in his absence for at least one episode. Dan is thrilled. The audience should be concerned. Or excited. Probably both.Ryan's impending departure sparks a conversation about what the podcast looks like without its most chaotic element — and whether that's an improvement or a disaster. And yes, that is Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins AND Caillou in the episode art. Together. In the same image. Generated by AI. The hosts freely admit they are damaged, and at this point, the evidence is overwhelming. But that damage is exactly what makes Repressed Humor Issues one of the funniest, most unpredictable comedy podcasts available anywhere. New episodes biweekly on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, and iHeart Radio. Visit repressedhumorissues.com for merch featuring every episode's unhinged AI cover art. Follow @RHI_Podcast. Explicit content. We're sorry. Kind of.

Has your ass ever run away from you? Do you teabag your toilet because of your lack of an attached ass? Well, this is the show for you..... For some stupid reason.Season 3 Episode 15 (75% of the way through this season!!!) is just a bunch of weirdness. From the new survey on the website that asks if we should replace Ryan to the dancing seabass with a donkey ear and disabled donkey AI text image, Dan and Ryan continue the trend of probably needing therapy.... Preferably of the electroshock format.Stay tuned to the end of the show for the results of Celebrity Cage Match: Enraged Employee Edition!And yes... That is He-Man in the Cover Art..... AI is weird.

The title says it all.... And probably too much... WAY too much. But this episode Ryan and Dan talk about the Diddy trial, Zebra Cakes, Dragon Porn, The Epstein Files, some stuff about Grimace, and the laziest possible thing anyone could ever do.The randomness continues on this episode of Repressed Humor Issues.

How do you make Puppet Penis Poetry worse? Let Ryan think about dinosaurs for 17 seconds. In Season 3 Episode 13, Ryan and Dan talk through all the intricacies of Severance and Spuid Games 3 without giving a single spoiler. We also discuss the Repressed Humor Issues website, not because we want you to go there, but because Dan put up a bunch of insulting stuff about Ryan on the site that he wanted Ryan to see. And then dinosaurs entered the conversation, and everything (as per usual) went downhill, sideways, and into a tailspin all at the same time.Welcome to the idiocy that is Repressed Humor Issues.

Ryan's back (damn) just in time to make another episode (damn). From inset broaches to squeaky tanks, Season 3 Episode 12 of Repressed HumorIssues handles the topics of the day — like what do dreams mean and why Ryan is against gay marriage (damn). Celebrity Cage Match 2: Enraged Employee Edition is officially taking bracket submissions, so head over to repressedhumorissues.com and submit your bracket today. This episode proves once again that when Ryan returns from his absence, the chaos level increases exponentially.

Today we announce the release of Repressed Humor Issues' Celebrity Cage Match 2: Enraged Employee Edition, (Unofficially) Sponsored by Ketahol. Ketahol... It tastes like shit! Just Shit Shit Shit!Get your brackets in at repressedhumorissues.com before June 24th, and listen after the 24th as AI says how the fight goes down and who wins! The person with the most interesting, most accurate, or just the first bracket we receive will get a special gift from us!From the Repressed Humor Issues Imaginary Legal Department:Repressed Humor Issues and its hosts in no way condone violence in any format, especially against or between employees of these fine establishments. Any likeness to real events or fight club results is purely coincidental.

Just when you think Ryan has said the most disturbing thing possible, he opens his mouth again. Season 3 Episode 11 — Hauteur Homunculus Hysterectomies — is one of those episodes that makes you question your life choices for listening. Knee wetting jokes make their triumphant return, and the merch store at repressedhumorissues.com gets a shoutout where you can grab the cover art for every episode on a t-shirt or hoodie. This episode also includes the challenge: get Billy Corgan to wear a Caillou Crotch Candy t-shirt on stage while the crowd chants "Clown College Boy" and you win the show. Not really. But we'll make it worth your while.

As a pre-Memorial Day treat, Season 3 Episode 10 of RepressedHumor Issues brings back the fan-favorite segment from Season 1: Celebrity Cage Match! But this time, Ryan and Dan have made it worse — in the best possible way. The hosts discuss which employees of major restaurants, department stores,and other random establishments would win in one-on-one combat, setting upCelebrity Cage Match 2: Enraged Employee Edition. Plus, Ryan forces everyone to decide who would eat what chocolate bars, which Dan desperately wanted to cut.Minimal knee wetting, very little taint talk, and Ryan only sings a little bit.The perfect weekend kickoff with your favorite pair of IQ-deficient idiots.

There's a new pope! Baby Jesus is in the garbage! Dan broke more stuff! And Ryan's Airbnb guests are absolutely psycho! Season 3 Episode 9 of Repressed Humor Issues packs more random topics into one episode than most podcasts cover in a season. Titled "Silverware Splooge Surprise" — yes, you read that correctly — this episode delivers the unhinged energy that has made RHI a cult favorite among comedy podcast fans who enjoy questionable humor and zero editorial oversight. So much to talk about, so little time.

Buckle up for another episode of Repressed Humor Issues thatgoes completely off the rails. Ryan starts the episode solo while Dan sorts outhis technical issues — and honestly, Ryan alone with a microphone is both agift and a hazard. Once Dan arrives, the conversation careens through arm-wrestling deformities, the return of knee wetting jokes, taint trauma revisited, and an uncomfortably detailed discussion about the color of your turds. Stay after the exit music for Ryan's most honest product review ever —it's worth the extra minutes of your life you'll never get back.

We're already a third of the way through Season 3 of RepressedHumor Issues and the words "Taint Terror" have finally arrived.Buckle up for one of the most unhinged episodes yet in this unfiltered,unscripted comedy podcast. In this episode of the Repressed Humor Issuespodcast, hosts Ryan and Dan tackle everything from tumbleweeds blowing throughRyan's brain to Ryan's mom's inability to shoot straight — and trust us, thecontext doesn't make it better.But here's where Tantalizing Taint Terror takes a hard left turn: the guys dive deep into a lengthy, surprisingly passionate, and genuinely heated discussion about the current state of the country and global politics. Whether it's the chaos on Capitol Hill, the dysfunction in world leadership, or the general sense that civilization is slowly circling the drain, Ryan and Dan don't hold back. They pull from CNN, Fox News, and everywhere in between — because as they put it, disinformation is disinformation no matter where you get it. Their conclusion? We're all pretty much doomed. It's the kind of conversation that oscillates between genuinely insightful and hilariously ignorant, which is exactly the sweet spot this comedy podcast lives in.Oh, and Dan hurt himself. Again. Because apparently surviving an episode of Repressed Humor Issues without a physical injury is too much to ask.If you're a fan of comedy podcasts that blend absurd humor withreal-world commentary, this is one of the best episodes of Season 3. It's raw,it's unedited, it's uncensored, and it's the kind of episode that makes youlaugh, think, and then question why you're laughing. Repressed Humor Issues isthe comedy podcast for people who are tired of polished, corporate-approvedhumor and want something real — even if "real" sometimes meanstalking about taints for way too long.Send your thoughts, complaints, or therapist referrals [email protected]. Visit repressedhumorissues.com for merch,polls, and more content. Follow @RHI_Podcast on Twitter and@repressedhumorissues on Instagram. And once again, we're sorry. New episodesof this explicit, adult comedy podcast drop biweekly.

I feel dirty typing this..... I'm pretty sure there are some parts of this that will get us banned.... Rightfully so...In this episode, Ryan and Dan discuss a bunch of stuff and then talk and talk and talk, and finally end with and ending...Please don't ban us!!!!

Continuing the pattern of "OMG what is wrong with you two??" Ryan and Dan established last week, this week's episode contains conversations about the following:Cathy Kenda and Ryan's mom's desire to replace her in Joe's life.Billy Corgan and Caillou.Hockey Championship Cheaters and the Not Hockey League.The Whiskileaks ControversyWhy Dan called Ryan the Beanie Baby Bandit in a meeting.Deodorants.Why TikTok is like a hot spaghetti bath.Buying black men on Facebook Marketplace.I'm sure I missed some stuff... Mostly because I want to forget it ever happened.And Ryan's Mom... The email address is [email protected]. ONLY Ryan's mom should email with embarrassing stories about Ryan growing up.. ONLY his mom. I promise I will absolutely NOT read any story that doesn't come from Ryan's mom. (Do your thing Internet!!!)

Whoooo boy.... I thought we did every bad thing we could do, and then this episode happened. Everything was going well... We had a few more subscribers, the video thing was working well, and we were keeping up with a once-a-week recordings.... And then...... RYAN SAID VARMINT VULVA VENGEANCE!!!! WHY!!????!!!??I am so so sorry.

Oh boy... This one's a doozy. In Episode 3 of Repressed Humor Issues we tackle some hot-button issues... Like the definition of Daddy issues, what is Brown Water Rafting, how we may need a new pope soon, why Ghost Hunting is stupid, and how Ryan's dog is a wuss. Don't ask why..... You don't want the answer.

Repressed Humor Issues continues its delve into the stupid and inane with Season 3 EPisode 2 - Premature Pot Poking. In this episode Ryan tells us how his Instapot came on his face, we learn about why Maryland is such a scary place, and some Facebook poking gets out of control.I blame Ryan.

Repressed Humor Issues is back for another season. In this episode, we show you how bad we are at doing this on video (Watch the spasm Ryan starts with), and continued repeating that for 53 minutes while discussing fish bones, Sweden, and a bunch of other randomness.No, we're not sorry.

We made one more trailer......... And unfortunately it's a little long.....Well.... A lot long.But I couldn't cut any of this comedy gold out.Enjoy....

We did another trailer..........We're sorry.

Season 3 of Repressed Humor Issues is Coming in March!Watch us here.We're Sorry....Kind of Sorry...You get the point.

In our seasonal finale of Season 2, Ryan and Dan examine the stupidity of Ryan's house purchase, say farewell to AI Stephen Hawking, and reflect on the season that was....... full of delays, technical issues, more delays, way too many serious conversations, and a lack of being mean to each other. Listen for our New Season Resolutions, including shorter episodes, more stupidity, and VIDEO!!!! Thank you to our loyal listener and we hope you had a safe and happy holidays.

One of these days I'll be able to stop putting apologies at the beginning of these descriptions, but we apologize for the delay as once again illness and housing ownership delayed another episode. In this episode, Ryan and Dan investigate why Delsum Orange flavor is evil, find out that Ryan is going to explode a dwarf mouse, and then take on the light topic of what the heck does a centralist agenda that could actually win an agenda and de-polarlize this country so that we can actually heal and move forward..... You know.... Light topics. Contact us at [email protected] Thank you

So once again Ryan and Dan are very delayed on getting an episode out. Dan caught pneumonia and Ryan had all sorts of moving issues, so we appreciate your patience while we managed through our troubles. In this episode of Repressed Humor Issues, we do a palette cleanse to avoid talking about the overwhelming trauma of the past few weeks. So this episode asks the question nobody cares about the answer to: Are we living in a simulation? The answer is no.... It's just no. Accept that it's no.

In another much-delayed episode (This time due to multiple illnesses among the staff), Dan and Ryan discuss Tucker Carlson's Daddy issues, how making analogies about rolling rocks down a hill can equate to trusting your farts, talk about how Daylight Savings Time chicken ended in Dan's household, and how Ryan will now be known as "The Temp" go forward. We're sorry.

Welcome to the again-many-times-delayed Episode 16 of Repressed Humor Issues. In this episode, Dan and Ryan discuss how to get out of jury duty, how hurricanes are created, and conspiracy theories about New Coke, how we've all been dead since 2012 but haven't realized it, Kamala Harris breathing through her gills, and how Queen Elizabeth I was really a male. Yes, we went there. No, we're not sorry.

In this much-delayed episode, Ryan and Dan spend way too much time talking about what snack foods we've lived off of. Yes, an entire hour of snack food conversation. Imagine that. a whole hour talking about snack food. Now I'm hungry. Back to the description - From red vines versus Twizzlers (Twizzlers is the only right answer) to how movie theaters don't have Raisenettes anymore, no topic is boring enough for us. We really should have thought harder about this episode.

In this episode, Ryan and Dan talk about how Joe is horrible at band-aiding himself, Dan has a butt foot, Ryan likes Oasis way more than any normal human should, and then talk about cars for the rest of the episode. And they throw in some Trump word salad just for the fun of it.

Have you ever thought about movies? Now you don't have to because Ryan and Dan did it for you! In Season 2 Episode 13, we look at a bunch of movies and talk about what ruined them. Whether it's why Raiders of the Lost Ark doesn't need Indiana Jones, why Thor can never be replaced, or why the Batfleck sucks, we untangle what's wrong in movies as only Dan and Ryan can. We're sorry.

Jolt Cola makes it's return as our most-coveted, least "Still in business" sponsor aspiration as Ryan asks Dan to go with him to Japan. We also tackle TikTok trends, make a mockery of Stephen Hawking's voice by totally blowing an introduction to a topic, and find out that koala bears have a "vaginal cul de sac"... You literally cannot un-hear this episode.

We're just over halfway through season 2 of Repressed Humor Issues and finally hit the "punching baby animals" part of the show. We're sorry.... Sort of. In this episode Ryan and Dan decide which babies they would punch, discuss 70 year old female escorts, and get way too up and close with some spider eyes while trying to search for spider testicles online. That's why we're sorry.... Sort of. If you stick around after the show you can hear all about Wadabi Dick..... You were warned.

Ryan is back from vacation (dammit) so in this episode we go through all the things that happened while he was off in Croatia.... From Trump nearly getting shot to JD Vance's twitter search history, we touch on it all.... And then Ryan gets weird about RFK and Baby Giraffes. Sooo sooo weird.

In the second episode since Ryan went on vacation and abandoned this podcast for his gay-vacation, Dan brings back our old friend Joe AKA Wagbag for another round of "Who is better at Podcasting than Ryan?". This episode talks about the dangers of walking alone in Europe, Dan tries and fails to pin down Joe in the "5 celebrities you can beat up in a street fight" challenge, the shenanigans we will be a part of in the 24 Hours of Lemons, and new ways to fuck with Ryan.

In this special episode, we finally get a chance to see if Ryan is replaceable. Dan calls it a draw, as our friend Cole subs in for Sailor Moon while he's in the Mediterranean doing god-knows-what to who. Cole and Dan discuss presidential assassination attempts, who Cole could beat up in a street brawl, and discuss bad TV series and movies that should never be remade.

In this episode, Ryan and Dan talk through topics ranging from how the Ramen we went out for in Chicago makes Dan a diety, expose Ryan's lies about how many blocks it takes to get donuts, why Ryan lives in Crimeville, USA, and how Ryan learned not to let Dan raise his hand. We switched recording systems and would like your feedback. Please take the poll we've added to this episode to say whether you felt the sound was better, worse, or the same. We will be on hiatus for a couple of weeks while Ryan goes out galavanting in Europe. See you in a few weeks.

In a disturbing turn of events, Dan and Ryan were in the same room to record this week's episode...... And Dan made sure it was irrelevant if Ryan forgot the Mic Cord! This week we take on Trump versus Biden, potentially get ourselves fired for talking about our boss's weird Pringle eating habit, and wander into a weird game of who would you kill. Please Ryan wants a donut.... Fucking donuts.... IT WASN'T 3 BLOCKS AWAY RYAN!!!!!

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In episode 4 of Season 2 Dan and Ryan tackle the issues with being a politician in today's political reality. This non-partisan look at politicians and why it is the worst job in the world is spurred by a New Yorker Radio Hour interview with Rory Stewart that you can listen to here: https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/tnyradiohour/articles/is-being-a-politician-the-worst-job-in-the-world Listen to us discuss the treachery, soul-crushing, pandering, mental health-destroying job that is today's politician.

In episode 3 of Season 2 Ryan and Dan go where no humans should go..... TEMU!!! That's right, our favorite replacement for Wish.com is in our sights, as we find the weirdest, dumbest, and otherwise offensive products available on Temu. From Trump Toilet Brushes to flags no country should display, we dig deep into the underbelly of the cheap, crappy marketplace known as Temu. Oh, and Hitler comes up after talking about Ryan's testicle issues. (I never want to repeat that ever again!)

Want to hear about all the injuries that sent Dan to the ER? Ryan didn't want to after hearing this episode. In Season 2 Episode 2 we discuss all the injuries we've endured in our lives, including some that should NEVER EVER be mentioned again. Like ever! Don't do it Ryan!

We finally made it to season 2! In this totally unprepared and off-the-cuff episode, Ryan and Dan discuss such pressing topics as Ryan's inability to manage cords, Ryan's inability to not say dirty things, squirt games (yes, you read that right.... Damn you Ryan...), and the unexpected gifts Ryan keeps receiving since he gave Dan his home address. Visit us at repressedhumorissues.com for more content.