Rooms & Reptiles D&D - A TTRPG Campaign

Last time the kobolds fended off semi-zombie pirates and discovered a hidden art archive, where will our sails take us this time?? Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

The kobold crew investigated a demonic ghost ship last time, deciding to just burn it and we left off with two pirate ships on approach. Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

We finished off the weird undead-ish pirates, while the elemental Cobalt summoned took out the rest of their ship's crew. Cobalt helped Infel grab whatever treasures were in the sunken wreckage, before retiring to his quarters. It seems as though Rok-Rok has found a strange room while looking for Ayastal, though didn't do much with the information. Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

We awakened a musket and gave it life, as well as began a fight against a ship of some manner of potentially undead pirates! Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

The party, still recovering from the duress of their encounter with the heart of the world, managed to limp back to a port city on the sea of stars aboard their newly-gained vessel, the A.S.S. Obliterator. With the commencement of much-needed repairs, the crew found themselves with something they hadn't experienced in a while. Leisure time. Arix saw to the repairs, even making a few modifications. Rakuu learned to employ black powder artifice, singing a musket to sleep occasionally. Rok-Rok spent some time getting in touch with his refined side, while still cracking some skulls in the arena on the weekends. Infel sharpened his tongue and voice, learning the basics of bardcraft to better understand the kobold he once knew. Cobalt, glimmer of unrestrained inspiration in his eye, set upon a project, sequestered within his private enchantery. We continue the tale, plans of settlement and empire-building on the party's mind as well as the restoration of the vessel to airworthiness somewhere on the southern coast of Faerun. Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Last time on Rooms and Reptiles: Well we did it, we defeated the evil that Ayastal had recruited us to help with. The Usurper was sacrificed for the final blow and we were evacuated, eventually making it back to the airship that we are now in control of. After regrouping, we learned that Sully never made it out, instead we now have this lizardfolk person that some of us still don't trust. We now have a stranger stuck with us and the airship is broken down. We have to fix it before it completely sinks, but there is good news for a rogue like Rakuu: We gained access to Ayastal's hoard!! Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Last time on Rooms and Reptiles, we entered into the lair of this primal horror itself, these mountainous cosmic abominations were waiting for us, and we did battle on their terms, three on one and we still proved victorious... Until their keeper revealed themselves. They seemed to have a connection with Rakuu in some way. Sort of like Sully's with Sora... But Sully MAY have lost his composure when a face from his past revealed itself... It was Elanor, someone gone from his life 40 years ago. He grabbed his tuner, opened the door, and let his fury play for him. What it did he was not sure but it seemed to hurt and then we battled. It looked like Ayastal had a plan we only needed to survive but Sully had a feeling about what was coming. We survived until the crucial time but it is time for the last part... and Sully will not follow the script. Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Last time, we all linked up for battle in the giant golem, this was Rok-Rok's heaven. The giant tooth squid screamed, we responded by punching it in the face many, many times. The battle was fierce and bloody and fantastic. The beast fell after Rok-Rok tore the thing to shreds in a primal rage. Next we jumped down a long hole, it was too long but we ended up fighting another one. A battle in the air happened as we landed and the beast fell on our drill. In a cave, surrounded by many, with a voice in the back of his head that called to Rok-Rok to rip it out, we charged head-first into the awaiting battle. Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_ZimApologies, there was some copywritten music used in this recording that had to be removed, check out our YouTube for the unedited version!

After being on the airship for a while and winning gold from the crew members while playing dice, we finally landed at our destination. The surrounding area was covered in this thick fog, which was kind of strange. The whole place was covered with disgusting shamblers! Us kobolds were able to take them out with no problem, but the crew members that were with us went down way too easily. We finally met up with Ayastal and made our way through a cave. We came to a secret room where she put together all the puzzle pieces that we all had encountered. They all pieced together and formed an arcane sphere: The Heart of the Usurper. Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Last time on Rooms and Reptiles, our beloved 'captain' went and got herself BANISHED when she charged into a beholder's lair, she must be more reckless than Rok-Rok and Sully didn't think that was possible. Regardless it removed her and we had to deal with the following on our own. Sully's starting to get the hang of this...enchanter thing as he had to use it to redirect a number of death beams. Now we're back on the ship and our captain seems to believe we've been discovered by our enemies. Well good luck to her. We've got our own things to do. Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Last time, the party had some Rok-Rok-type training, with Rok-Rok realizing that fire sucks. The airship finally landed. With Ayastal leading the party through another cave, we came to a huge door. Rok-Rok & Sully vanished and came back then the group entered the door, only to be greeted with a waiting area. With skeletons waiting in line, Ayastal got fed up and kicked the door down, with an angry beholder waiting. Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

"Last time on Kobolds and Cataco-I mean Rooms and Reptiles! The mysterious dragonborn turned out to be Iahstahl, who told us of a potentially world-ending event, and asked us to help her. Through a bit of negotiation, we agreed on terms, and we along with our cart and kobold citizens boarded her skyship. After a few days of ship-work, we were visited by our old friend the undead/golem/suit of armor we couldn't kill, so I banished it to keep it away until we get the permanent solution. BUT IN MORE IMPORTANT NEWS I got this new magic thing and I wanna use it! So lets start already!" This recap comes from Cobalt! Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Last time on the adventures of the Hardy Crim Boys, we finally started moving the kobold horde with us. We were waylaid by enemies and had to defend ourselves by banishing the golem to a pocket dimension while we dealt with the revenant buddies. Clearly someone set them on us as golems do nothing without orders. We then made it to the town of Daggerford where we taught our kobold horde the proper manners to use in an inn and healed a book keeper's husband. Afterwards we traveled to a tourist trap, a spa where we were left naked without equipment or spells. Only to find our mysterious benefactor to be none other than an old nemesis... And Rok-Rok's wife. Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Last time on Rooms and Reptiles: We found ourselves in a cavern with what looked to be some kind of cult gathering of Kobolds lead by a Mind Flayer. I wanted to get get the jump on him but I was distracted by what was in the wall of the cave: the sphere I saw in my dream. However I was brought back to reality be the sound of Rok-Rok "gracefully" smacking the ground. Before we knew it, we were being attacked by the Kobolds we were searching for. We did our best to just knock them out, but some perished while fighting the Mind Flayer because he would not die! When we finally beat him I made my way to the wall that housed the beautiful pulsing sphere. The energy coming off of it put me in a tranquil state of bliss, but it seemed to harm the others. Arix thinks it's dangerous and is charming me in some way, but its not. I have to find some way to let them know it isn't peacefully, I don't want to harm my brother. Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Last time on Rooms and Reptiles, the party rejoined just in time to head back to the mansion with their various finds, one being an unconscious kobold with a map. Everyone went to do their things, Rok-Rok took Sully to his room and locked the door which isn't effective when a little child can just teleport right past it, and various members of the team were visited by strange dreams, most of which were warnings for the future, so now we went back into the cave to search it once more...and it was a repeat of yesterday, same two jumped down that same cliff, this time with feather fall, while the rest searched above and encountered psychic mushrooms to ill effect. The group bellow searched dead ends to be sure and found a comfort room with a mimic inside. It was slaughtered in a spectacular manner and both were glad this happened. Now the group rejoins not too long afterwards. They enter a very large and dome-like room with a lot of scary chanting happening in there... Rok-Rok follows his dream and hops down, Sully jumped down after him, but armor is VERY LOUD, and looks like the guy was actually a mind flayer. Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

So! Things are starting to get interesting again! Cobalt and friends discovered a cave where a kobold settlement seemingly was. We say "was", as it looks to have been destroyed by trolls. We managed to kill all but one, who got away and may be getting reinforcements... Meanwhile, Rakuu and Cobalt were able to find a kobold still alive under all this rubble and hopefully friends are able to fix them up! ...Hmm... Rok-Rok is acting strange. Maybe there's something wrong with his doll friend he always talks to... Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Previously on the Fabulous Shenanigans of Arix and Co... A haunting! Of Clue! Our magnificent mansion was overrun by these insane murderers who just would NOT cooperate. Rok-Rok has been enjoying his Face-In-A-Jar, and we all had some of this wonderful food called Pizza. Afterwards Arix communed with nature and discovered that while kobolds used to be seen in the area, they no longer are. We've gone up to their caves where we discovered the disconnected limb of the very creatures we seek. What will happen next time? We'll probably go have some tea and biscuits or something. Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Pissed that all the teeth that Rok-Rok got were lacking, Rok-Rok and Sully went into the cart to break a mirror. Weird things happened, so Rok-Rok made a M1^@O~T (mirror) for his room. When the remodel was done and a body was found in Rok-Rok's room, Rok-Rok went to work with happy glee. Soon afterwards the group had found that our house had been invaded by "people", and something called "Pizza". We join the group as they try to uncover what's going on. Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

After negotiating for a reward for saving the city, the kobolds spent the next 3 days milling about, finishing business, and waiting for their specially-made items. We finally got everything we were waiting for, shared some stories, and explored their new magic mansion! Now we continue! Cobalt: "Hey Arix, wasn't there something we had to do with the dragonborn and puzzle pieces?" Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

In the last episode our brave crew of kobolds finished their dealings with the lizardfolk and got the information on how to start their own empire but it was all rather basic advice. As they were leaving they were told never to come again and to devote themselves entirely to this goal or else. They also ended up purchasing a barge because a ride was far too expensive. They managed to sell the barge and the rest of the time was spent getting into town followed by shopping [which proved to be extensive but the wagon is getting a substantial upgrade] and they all ended up dropping the majority of their gold on various upgrades that they don't have quite yet...but now there are horns blaring of an orc attack coming in. Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Last time on Rooms & Reptiles, the group had just helped a very old robot butler and convinced him to join the group! Then they arrived at the village of lizardfolk, where they asked for assistance in building a city of their own! After very shaky negotiations, she seemed to agree somewhat, and the kobolds were put into a rather comfy prison! Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Last time on Rooms & Reptiles, we found ourselves against a creature that just would NOT die. We tried smacking it with just about everything and nothing worked! Eventually we were able to incapacitate it and made our hasty advancement away from it, but we'll have to find something to do about it... Maybe C'thulich will have an idea about it... Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

The group went to squid-face's home to return clothes they borrowed, Rakuu and Rok-Rok went hunting for Trolls. It was a fantastic battle. Sora had something happen here that made Rok-Rok worried. On our way back we found a chest full of shinies. Now richer, we continue our quest from that dragon. Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

On the last episode of Dragonba- I mean Rooms and Reptiles! The kobolds had a rather interesting conversation with the giant blue dragon that revealed a much deeper meaning behind the puzzle piece they once had. They're still unsure of their purpose, but the dragon asking for their help is enough of a reason in itself. After being ambushed by ghouls and learning about a plague in the forest, they found a strange artifact that seemed to be the cause. After sealing it away, the continue on their adventure! Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Last time after Rok-Rok's dragon love shot cannons at us, we returned back to town to lick our wounds. Rumors of a kobold camp to the north has peaked our ears, as we think of what to do next. Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Last time on Rooms & Reptiles D&D, this rude dragonborn decided to throw a barrel of explosive stuff and tried to kill us. We were jumping off from a cliff and Dovah left us with a cliff faller. Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

This session was from before when we started doing text recaps for our TTRPG sessions, so enjoy the show and come check out some of our modern campaigns! Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Avast ye landlubbers, this evening we sail for the city of Baldur's Gate! Come join the Rooms & Reptiles crew as we venture in the depths! Pillaging and raiding for all! Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

This evening, we are delving into history and retrieving some artifacts from the under city of Baldur's Gate! Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

We are at the base of Ramazith's Tower in the grand city of Baldur's Gate! Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Come join us as we kill some zambies! Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

It smells like Tortured Spirits in here! ** SORRY! ** The audio messed up with this one and I didn't realize it until it was over, but I figured I might as well post it for you all. Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

This session was from before when we started doing text recaps for our TTRPG sessions, so enjoy the show and come check out some of our modern campaigns! Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

This session was from before when we started doing text recaps for our TTRPG sessions, so enjoy the show and come check out some of our modern campaigns! Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

This session was from before when we started doing text recaps for our TTRPG sessions, so enjoy the show and come check out some of our modern campaigns! Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Thus begins a campaign in the Forgotten Coast following a group of kobolds as they seek glory, adventure, and a place to call home! Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim