PODCAST · fiction
Sarcastic Dwarf
by Gurvit Picklepocket
Meet Gurvit Picklepocket, a halfling rogue with a checkered past and an odd fascination with lizard women, and Dwight Cornman, a widowed dwarf corn farmer who approaches every life-or-death decision with the cynical confidence of a man with nothing left to lose. Join them on their journey into a D&D world they barely understand and certainly can't control. Critical Reviews:D&D Monthly Magazine calls Sarcastic Dwarf: "Pointless."Dungeon Quarterly says: "Why now? Why ever?"Don't miss out on this brave new show D&D fans haven't been asking for. But are going to get anyway.
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Episode 9: Big Trouble in Little Phandalin
Having recently slaughtered an Ogre and Owl Bear, Gurvit, Dwight and gang head to the sprawling town of Phandalin ready to play their first musical gig. But before they can take the stage the townsfolk ask them to rid their community of a big time problem.
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Episode 8: Everyone is dead
On their way back to the town of Phandalin, Gurvit, Dwight and their plucky group of adventurers run into two of the strongest, scariest creatures they've ever seen. Will they survive an all out battle with an Ogre and an OwlBear?
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Episode 7: Gurg
Having failed to solve the mystery of the Tri Boar trail, Gurvit, Dwight and gang turn back towards the town of Phandalin. But before they arrive, they're surrounded by a group of goblins. Perhaps one of them could help them in their quest?
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Episode 6: The Banshee
Having survived multiple Sturge attacks, Gurvit, Dwight, Marga, Sneelin and Sildar continue their journey to uncover the mystery of the Tri Boar. While caught in a pounding rainstorm they encounter very unhelpful Hobgoblins and also manage to annoy a powerful banshee. What could possibly go wrong?
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Episode 5: The Tri Boar Trail
After losing the 178-year old fighter, Sildar Halwinter to the mosquito-like rat monsters known as the Sturge, Gurvit and Dwight try to solve the mystery of the Tri Boar Trail.
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Episode 4: Sildar Halwinter
Having hacked their way through gross goblins and a giant bugbear, Gurvit and Dwight rescue an acquaintance, who gives them some useful information to help them on their beguiling quest.
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Episode 3: The Wolf Suit
Our two heroes, Gurvit Picklepocket and Dwight Cornman have found themselves in a giant, scary cave filled with troublesome monsters. Armed with only their wits and some really crappy weapons, they do their best to survive. But will they?
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Episode 2: Call Me Daddy
Having survived their first skirmish with a band of goblins, Gurvit and Dwight venture down stream with their new friends Sneelin and Marga Rasha Agamemnona towards a giant scary cave.
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Episode 1: Investigation
Gurvit and Dwight are asked to transport some provisions to a distant town, but along the way they run into some sketchy characters they aren't quite sure about. Will they make it to their destination in one piece?
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Meet Gurvit Picklepocket, a halfling rogue with a checkered past and an odd fascination with lizard women, and Dwight Cornman, a widowed dwarf corn farmer who approaches every life-or-death decision with the cynical confidence of a man with nothing left to lose. Join them on their journey into a D&D world they barely understand and certainly can't control. Critical Reviews:D&D Monthly Magazine calls Sarcastic Dwarf: "Pointless."Dungeon Quarterly says: "Why now? Why ever?"Don't miss out on this brave new show D&D fans haven't been asking for. But are going to get anyway.
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