Sawdcast

We got this recording past a bunch of peacekeepers man it was crazy! They took the first version of the episode but doesn't matter because we got this one past a bunch of peacekeepers! IT WAS CRAZY! Check it out, we got all the goods on this one. After all we went through all the trouble of getting it past a bunch of peacekeepers! If you think it WASN'T crazy, you are dumb!

Whoa, oh my god the last thing I remember is shooting an arrow at the arena dome. I can't wait to catch up with my best friend Peeta. We are gonna have so much fun hanging out in our district which is district 12. And I already know Gale is gonna be chill overall. I have so much to be thankful for in this beautiful world.Plus see which 30 character YOU are.https://www.buzzfeed.com/kenna99/which-30-rock-character-are-you-323ov

Oh my god. It's me, one of the rebels. I finally made it back with the next episode. It's been so long because I had to sneak this file past a bunch of Capitol wifi routers. They tried to scramble it, which is why there are some audio issues, but don't worry, this one's got laughs cries and more. Be back soon, and as us rebels always say "Hold up your hand with three fingers up to show your support for the rebellion."

I want to play a game... at the 74th Annual Hunger Games! It's been a long time since CoriolANUS Snow showed his mug, and now we get to see a new round of horrors inflicted :D We discuss the true heroes of the film: Effie and Haymitch. Plus we discuss some Epic social media clap backs from a bygone era. So get your tree themed cakes and sit down at your mahogany tables, and dig in babies.

I want to play a game... AT THE 10TH ANNUAL HUNGER GAMES. We delve into a new series today, starting with the first, chronologically ;) We discuss Songbirds, and don't worry you stupid babies, yeah um uh yeah we talk about the snakes too. Hear us lament over the romance between Lucy Grey and CoriolANUS Snow. Because we don't podcast when we're asked to, we do it when we need to when we need to YAP, you stupid babies.Plus see which How to Get Away with Murder character YOU are.https://www.buzzfeed.com/sofiafernsby/which-htgawm-character-are-you-2b6o9ekkfb

I want to play a game… with a HERETIC. Who’s hungry for some Blueberry Pie?! We got a movie where not much happens but thankfully we get LOTS of things being discussed. Yeah Radiohead is definitely on hold because this guy sure is a creep o.O We discuss Bojack and JarJar. By the way this podcast is lined with metal if that is okay. Because after all the one true religion…is podcast o.OPlus see which broadway musical YOU are. https://www.buzzfeed.com/finalaya/broadway-musical-personality-quiz

I want to play a game... DURING THE HAUNTING HOUR...WHILE ALSO NOT THINKING ABOUT IT. We got the most dysfunctional family this week for y'all. Our main character who is both neurotypical AND straight, but don't worry because 5 minutes of Tobin Bell screen time is enough to satiate us. Nic and Tim give their weekly smut updates (Smupdates). I'd share the link to the personality quiz with y'all but it is even more haunted than this movie.

I want to play a game...with A SNOWMAN! Listener we gave you all the clues, to hear this episode. It's actually really easy to do so if you made it this far. We trudge through Norway and chastise some women in this harrowing tale. Which celebrity cameo was the most useless? Join us and Harry Hole to find out, baby! Plus figure out which Christmas movie character matches YOUR personality.https://www.buzzfeed.com/sophierbishop/which-iconic-christmas-movie-character-are-you-8536veo0bs

I want to play a game... where I (the) hunt the MOST DANGEROUS GAME. Oh boy do we have a movie for you. It can offend fans of the Hunger Games, Animal Farm, and GLOW. There are scenes, and those scenes have dialogue and even editing! And Nic and Tim catch each other on the smut they are enjoying.Plus figure out which famous Croatian person YOU are!https://travelhonestly.com/famous-croatian-people-quiz/

I want to play a game... with a BIG FAT LIAR. This week we stroll down memory lane to this classic Muinz/Bynes vehicle. Star studded cast with the best/worst movie villain in the history of cinema (and yes this is cinema). Hear Nic and Tim catch each other up on what smut they are reading. Plus check you which classic Nicktoons character YOU are! https://uquiz.com/quiz/g1L5Rk/which-classic-nicktoons-character-are-you

I want to play a game... at an AUDITION. This week we discuss one of the giants of the TP genre. We discuss cool fishes and dinosaurs. What happens when you cross an ex ballerina with a bitch of a dad? You don't wanna know honey, but you do wanna listen ;)Plus, figure out which ballet YOU are.https://uquiz.com/quiz/SkaGR0/which-well-known-ballet-fits-your-vibe

I want to play a game...in a DARK CITY! Nic and Tim check out this cult classic recommended to us by the Number 1 Cube and Number 1 Saw fan Rachel! We delve in to the mysterious city and discover the secrets lying in plain sight. By the way, do you know how to get to shell beach? Also we discuss crazy concert experiences and hot takes.Plus figure out which fictional detective YOU are. https://uquiz.com/quiz/RA7QHS/which-fictional-detective-are-you

I want to play a game... with some crazy ROBOT(S). We discuss how much we love technology and webcams and tech guys and DANCING. This movie has some of the best jokes, as well as one of the most quotable lines from Mr Quotable. Plus we've got some classic medical updates from the crew.Also check you which type of robot YOU'D be. https://uquiz.com/Quiz/Question/vgXja8/1

50 episodes?! That's like 5 episodes per every Saw film! Ain't that crazy?! So we knew we had to do something special this week so we are diving back into Paris Hilton's filmography for this classic film. Learn all about fan belts and more.Plus figure out which Supernatural character YOU are.https://www.buzzfeed.com/miyaf123/which-supernatural-character-are-you-most-like-ta-8sl13je974

Here we are, babies. We've arrived at the best film in the franchise of Hellraiser, which also isn't controversial to say. Lady Pinhead, muddy pills, and tapas. Hear us simp to the new cenobites and Tim discusses his cool new method for smoking weed. Plus figure out which cenobite YOU are https://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/choose-thy-cenobite

TENS ACROSS THE BOARD. This week we have the perfect movie for those who liked Se7en and Hellraiser, but don’t care about quality. Listen to us try not to audibly retch on mic. Tim and Nic discuss giving ‘found money’ back or keeping that shit. Plus here about how the movie is in some way connected to us dear hosts. Take our quiz to see which Righteous Gemstones character YOU are https://uquiz.com/Quiz/Question/p7jbss/1

Oh Boy! I hope y’all are ready for our discussion about the MOST racist, and thankfully the shortest, Hellraiser film. It’s a nice mixture of Blair Witch and Flowers in the Attic. It’s a great cast of characters competing to be the most unlikable. Nic and Tim discuss de-veining shrimps and TP-ing an enemy’s house. Plus listen to how much hope we have when talking about next week's film. Click here to see which soup YOU ARE https://www.buzzfeed.com/victornascimento/what-kind-of-soup-are-you

I want to play a game…and it’s the new game called HELLWORLD which is on the COMPUTER! Our final journey with Doug Bradley as Pinhead has arrived. Don’t worry though because it’s a good one that makes sense. This movie even has a Super-Man in the cast?! Grab your Nokia and your pickaxe, because we are gonna party like it’s 2005. Shout out to W.D. Ventito for helping with this week’s personality quiz. https://www.buzzfeed.com/wdventito/what-kind-of-video-game-is-your-life

WHOA! Seems like we went through a portal of some kind and ended up not having Hellraiser 6? What’s the deal with that? You’ll have to listen to find out?But other than that, don’t worry because we have our best reporter on the case, Amy Kline. She is on the case in Bucharest, where the hottest clubs are only on a subway. Tim discusses why Season 9 of drag race is the best one. Tune in to see why this movie continues the legacy of why Hellraiser is a bad movies series. Plus see which fictional reporter YOU are https://www.buzzfeed.com/tmd2001/which-fictional-journalist-are-you-quiz

Ooh wee! Sure did watch this one. Oh, yup. We follow Joe going through one of his “Bad Days” and now everyone around him has to suffer, including the viewer. The least amount of Pinhead so far in the series. Now we FINALLY understand those Coors Lite ads (twiiiins). We also got chess, magic, and cocaine! Plus, hear Nic and Tim have their biggest fight, yet.

We did it, Joe. We made it to Pinhead…IN SPACE. We have 3different eras and we got Adam Freaking Scott BABY :) Nic talks about crappy professors, and Tim talks about his experience reading the furry visual novel Ad Astra and his VERY NORMAL reaction to it. Plus check out which Severancecharacter YOU are. https://www.buzzfeed.com/meganeliscomb/severance-character-quiz

Let me be Frank ;) We are continuing our journey to hell and back and have arrived in the Big Apple with this one, babies. The actors are bringing crazy energy per usual, and Pinhead is bringing us to our knees ;) Just be careful whenever you see spiky chains or if a club owner gives you a single rose. Plus see which Euphoria character you are. https://www.buzzfeed.com/trentmorrison/which-euphoria-character-are-you-bg92ea2a8b

We are back again and ready to do some puzzles. Hear Nic and Tim discuss the worst caregivers at the worst medical facility ever. We discuss going to hell again and seeing the depictions of the worst punishment known to Frank's. Plus we talk Nintendo and Dead by Daylight again. Plus check out which demon you are yourself with our very accurate and peer reviewed quiz. https://www.proprofs.com/quiz-school/story.php?title=what-type-demon-are-you

I want to play a game… with a freaky puzzle box. Nic and Timbegin their descent into their next legacy series, and they may raise a little hell in doing so. We start off with some goopy guys and some nasty prize. Plus hear Tim yawn a bunch. Just remember to do as you’re told, or the cursed bone dragon will get ya. Also, if you hear something like a fan noise that’sprobably on your end and not Tim’s crappy computer so get that fixed, ya turkey.

I want to play a game… against an Alien AND a Predator?! We are celebrating Valentine’s Day this week with this legendary crossover. Nic and Tim discuss many a steamy topic this week, in addition to Ancient Aliens and Rumspringa. There are many different types of goo, including whichever one you’d like to produce this romantic week. Just remember, if you order food to be delivered in the mail, to ensure it is intended for humans and not guinea pigs.

Buckle up, everybody. We cover the movie that is apparently the most upsetting one we've done to date ;) Warnings for all trauma ever. Why did Ashton Kutcher do this? WHO KNOWS. But at least Nic and Tim talk more shit about hating the Avengers and raising bugs in school. If you listen tho, don’t try to go back in time to before you heard it. Because OBVI the events in your life mold you into the person you are and if you try to prevent that then you won’t be the same anymore Duh-Doy :)

I want to play a game… where I am TAKING LIVES. This week we have a more obscure little ditty. We got Angie this week carrying this movie on her shoulders. Plus Nic and Tim discuss the doctor (Doctor who?) Just remember, if you meet someone in a bus or train station that seems in to you, make sure they want to have a gay romance and not some other crazy thing.

I want to play a… Battle?... ROYALE?!?! Nic and Tim are back in the dome to discuss a landmark film. We discuss creepy teachers who just can’t catch a break, as well as always knowing when your friend’s menstrual cycles begin. These are some very relatable events of what high school is like regardless of where you are. So grab those cookies you made for your crush ;) and settle in for an episode the definitely came out on time.

I want to play a game...with some Scrabble tiles. We have a doozy for y'all this week. From the maker of Cube is a harrowing tale (and maybe even tail!) about what happens when you don't communicate in your relationships, and if in those relationships you make a homunculus with human DNA. So hold your cats tight or else Elsa is gonna be a huge bitch take them away.

I want to play a game... with a bunch of MIND HUNTERS. First episode of the New Year y'all so get your ass ready you friggin freaking doink! LL Cool J is in this and he ISN'T the worst part! So enjoy it you freaky nasty bitch. There is chemicals in this movie. So please listen to it I'm begging you, you little pig binch.

Quiero jugar un juego... en BARCELONA. We are back, and still avoiding looking at the creatures, or are we? >: ) Come with us on another perilous journey with our eyes closed and our hearts open. Just remember to never trust a man who says he knows where a generator is.

Ho Ho Ho, it's almost Christmas. Tell you what you can open one present early, but not that box. That box is the Birdbox? You don't know the legend of the bird box? Well sit down around the fire and let me spin a yarn for a bit.

I want to play a game… AT THE SPIDERHEAD FACILITY. This hidden gem of a movie has it all from copper pots to gross fingers (Ewww, right?). No haters allowed this week, because we are going through it with Miles and Steve and loving it. Plus we do our most awaited personality quiz yet. Get ready to authorize a straight drip of Sawdcast, baby.

We did it, Joe. We have finally arrived to the current finale of the Scream franchise. We've had some frights and some laughs, but it all comes down to this. Also hear Nic and Tim talk more shit about Harry Potter. This one has it all, so grab your inhalers and your old ass boxes of candy because it's time to get a visit from our old friend Kirby.

It’s time for a Re-Quel, babies. We have Scream 5 aka just Scream and it is really something. We even might have a scare or two. Plus Tim and Nic yap about the horrors of Reddit AND reality TV. So sit down with some nice fresh Papa John’s pizza, with an ice cold Pepsi Cola, and boot up Netflix on your iPhone or Android device.

Back in Woodsboro once again. Sidney is taking control of her life now. Meanwhile Gale and Dewey are finding married life to different than advertised. And you know we got some new rules (but no Bill Maher, thankfully). Just remember, it ain't cheating to just have a lemon square ;)

Get your sunglasses because we are going to sunny Los Angeles for this film. We continue to follow the tumultuous love story of Dewey and Gale, and we check in on Sidney whose grip on reality is starting to slip. Some of the wildest use of tech in this one, and one of the best cameos in the series to date. So get comfy in your hidden screening room and start listening.

Hey I'm bored wanna go see a movie. Let's go see Stab, apparently they are still playing it even though those people got killed. I know it's weird and all since it's about a real murderer but Gale Weathers said she edited details to protect identities of the victims and I LOVE Luke Wilson. Yeah it'll be fun. Okay you go to the theater and I'll meet up with you there, after I answer this phone call.

I want to play a game... and during that game I am gonna SCREAM. This week we dive head first into the very meta Scream franchise. Which adult is the most irresponsible in these teens' lives. Plus hear Tim's horror stories from previously working at the News. So pop some corn and get your Father Death costumes ready, and play the episode already ;)

We finally made it y'all. Maybe the true friends are the Cubes we've met along the way. This ep closes out the trilogy with some fantastic moments. It's got big boobs, chess, and scary powders. Hear Tim yap about Sailor Moon, plus a very brave admission from both hosts about Rick and Morty.

We are back in a cube this week baby, and this one is so complicated I doubt young Sheldon could even figure it out o.O This movie has it all from genius bar aesthetics to implied cannibalism. Also Nic and Tim discuss what they know of the world of Mathematics. Long live Mrs. Paley.

I want to play a game...In a BIG OL' CUBE. We're finally here baby. St get on your boots, Then take them off ;), and suck on some buttons as we do some math. The number one Cube fan, Rachel "Number One Saw Fan", is back and we are answering the important questions like: Who from the Office would survive the Cube or what would be your Cube purpose? So buckle up, babies, because where we're going we don't need roads, because where we're going is the Cube.

I want to play a game... AT TONIGHT'S GENETIC OPERA. Known as the best musical in the western canon, this masterpiece explores such themes as capitalism, body horror, and sexy bodyguards. Come with us as we unravel this delicate tapestry, and try to answer the big questions like "Can you sing if you have a disability?" or "Why do we care about these people?". But hey just try not to get hooked on Zydrate, am I right? ; )

I want to play a game...IN DEAD SILENCE. Grab some soup and get cozy everyone, but beware the stare of Mary Shaw. We go on a road trip to Ravensfaire, and we visit the graves of One Hundred and Two dummies. So stick around as we trudge through this masterpiece. But it makes you wonder, whose the dummy now? ;D

Get ready you fat, greedy, lazy, jealous, enraged, conceited, sluts. Nic and Tim discuss the original dynamic duo as they trudge through these nasty streets. We also discuss the bible, since it isn't illegal... yet T-T. So get some sketty and cozy up in you bed for a year for this ep. If you don't listen you can always buy the Cliff Notes ;)

I want to play a game...in THE CABIN IN THE WOODS! Journey with us into the worst AirBnB, and see what treasures await in the spooky basement. Tim and Nic also discuss how not every monster would be a bad time (Lookin' at you Fornicus). But you have to finish listening before sunrise, or else something less than good will happen. T_T

We've finally made it baby. This week we cover some of our most devastating moments of season 1 of Squid Game, but we have to have some fun too. Like Nic and Tim discussing their current medical journeys. We finally drop some bombshells this ep that no one is expecting. So tune in already, unless you're even more of a scared loser than Deok-Su.

I want to keep playing the Squid Games, lol. This week we only talk about fun and happy things like eggs and marbles. Everyone gets to stay and it's great. Nothing bad ever happens in these episodes. They're actually uneventful. Plus Nic and Tim discuss excavating nasty foods from dorms and cars.

I want to play... a Squid Game?! We delve into the show that everyone who was cool watched back in 2021. Nic and Tim discuss Subs vs Dubs, and how John Kramer would view the Front Man and vice versa. So grab your needles and start lickin', cuz it's time to play a game... a squid game.

I want to play a game...and while I'm playing that game I want to STAY ALIVE. This week we discuss bizarre gamer lingo, Romanian Countesses, and how important it is to wash your Red Solo Cups. We also cover what IS and ISN'T Minecraft. Be warned if you die while listening to this podcast, you die in REAL LIFE (so please don't do that o_0).