Schnitz & Giggles

Send a textReturning from an unexpected hiatus, Mr. Giggles (Michael) and Dr. Schnitzel (Lukas) dive into what it truly means to belong in Vienna after 15 years as expatriates. What begins as a casual catch-up about summer weather quickly evolves into a profound exploration of cultural differences that continue to shape their experiences in Austria.The hosts unpack Austria's remarkable vacation culture, where three-week holidays to exotic destinations are commonplace and small businesses casually close with handwritten notes announcing "We'll be back in August... or September" This stark contrast to American work ethics—where vacation time must be painstakingly accrued—highlights a fundamental difference in priorities. "As an American growing up, you have to earn your vacation time," Michael reflects, still amazed by Austria's approach to work-life balance even after years of living there.Perhaps the most surprising revelation comes when Lukas, a native Viennese, admits that "you never get to a point where you feel fully accepted in Vienna, even as a Wiener." This candid acknowledgment transforms the conversation, suggesting that the outsider feeling isn't unique to foreigners but rather an intrinsic part of Viennese culture itself. The hosts theorize that correction and criticism from locals might actually be misunderstood attempts at inclusion—helping newcomers conform to established norms.The conversation takes a humorous turn when discussing Vienna's dog-friendly culture. The hosts share stories about how having a dog dramatically increases social interactions, with dogs welcomed in restaurants, stores, and public transportation in ways that would be unthinkable in America. "People in Vienna love dogs," Lukas explains, offering the podcast's most practical advice for social integration. Can you guess what it is? The observation that Viennese society often seems more tolerant of barking dogs than crying children prompts laughter but reveals genuine cultural insights about social priorities.Whether you're an expatriate seeking to understand your new home or simply fascinated by cultural differences, this episode offers both practical wisdom and comforting perspectives on belonging. Subscribe now for Season 3, where we'll continue exploring Vienna with more Schnitz' and more Giggles! Support the show

Send a textWhat happens when three friends with intimate knowledge of Vienna's public transportation system compete to draft the ultimate team of U-Bahn stations? Pure transit-based entertainment, that's what.Welcome back to the Schnitz and Giggles podcast, where we're joined by returning guest "Mr. Algebro" for our first-ever Vienna U-Bahn draft. Before diving into the competitive station selection, we explore a surprisingly divisive cultural difference between Americans and Austrians - the concept of air drafts on public transportation. While Americans seek fresh air circulation, Austrians slam windows shut at the first sign of a breeze, highlighting deeper cultural attitudes about public spaces and personal comfort.The draft quickly heats up as we establish the rules: each player must select six stations - one from each U-Bahn line (U1, U2, U3, U4, U6) plus a wildcard sixth pick. Strategic thinking emerges immediately with Karlsplatz (the only station serving three lines) claimed first, followed by other coveted locations like Stephansplatz, Praterstern, and Schottentor. What makes this conversation fascinating is how personal connections influence our choices - from childhood McDonald's memories to favorite neighborhood spots near Volkstheater.As the teams take shape, we reveal surprising insights about Vienna's neighborhoods, hidden gems, and the distinct character of each subway line. The U1 emerges as "the most stacked line in the draft," while the U6 presents more challenging choices. By the final team reviews, three distinct approaches to creating the ultimate U-Bahn lineup become clear.Whether you're a Vienna local, planning a visit, or simply enjoy spirited debates about public transportation, this episode offers a uniquely personal perspective on how transit shapes daily life in one of Europe's most livable cities. Listen now, and don't forget to vote on which team deserves the crown in our inaugural U-Bahn Station Draft! Support the show

Send a textBite into a pink, rum-soaked pastry with us as we unwrap the rich traditions of Fasching - Austria's beloved "fifth season." When Mr. Giggles takes his first taste of Punschkrapfen (gifted by Dr. Schnitzel), he's surprised to discover these innocent-looking cube-shaped treats contain alcohol, launching us into a fascinating cultural exploration. Don't worry, they're still sober. We dive deep into Fasching, Austria's equivalent of Carnival or Mardi Gras, which kicks off precisely at 11:11 AM on November 11th and continues until Ash Wednesday. But why such specific timing? Discover how this centuries-old tradition flourished in Roman Catholic countries as a counterbalance to the strict observances of Lent.  Unlike Halloween's spooky themes, the joyful Fasching "rebellion" celebrates fun and frivolity, culminating in elaborate costume parties, especially for schoolchildren. While this tradition predates and differs from American-style Halloween celebrations, both holidays satisfy our universal human desire to temporarily step outside ourselves and embrace festivity. Join us for this culturally rich conversation that explains why millions of Austrians consider these winter months the perfect time for pink pastries, elaborate costumes, and temporarily turning social norms upside down. Still, one question remains: Is a "Krapfen" more than just a jelly donut? Support the show

Send a textWhat's the secret to navigating the delightful maze of German and Austrian cultural quirks? Our special guest, Heiko, a German national who's been living in Austria for eight years, might just have the answer! In a rollicking session filled with laughter and light-hearted anecdotes, Heiko shares his journey from teaching German in China to deciphering the charming intricacies of the Austrian dialect. We chuckle over the playful use of terms like "Piefke" and the amusing mix-ups between "Tüte" and "Sackerl," providing a humorous glance at the linguistic hurdles that make these neighboring cultures so uniquely entertaining.Tune in for a sartorial surprise as Heiko discusses his distinctive 1930s-inspired fashion sense, which often outshines his (Austrian) wife's outfits, giving us a glimpse into how fashion is a cultural conversation all on its own. Expect a lively exchange on the rivalry between Austrians and Germans, and how the Americans ruin it all by trying to fix it. We'll uncover how Austria's past, from its multilingual monarchy to its post-WWII evolution, has shaped its modern easygoing ethos, akin to a blend of Italian flair and German precision. Through humorous personal anecdotes, we explore how these cultural dynamics offer both hurdles and bridges, paving the way for a deeper mutual appreciation between these two fascinating cultures. Join us for laughs, insights, and ... Dr. Schnitzel who simply would not let Mr. Giggles bring this episode to an end! Support the show

Send a textReady to uncover the second part of Vienna’s waste management including legal oddities? Join us on Schnitzel & Giggles as we navigate through the intricacies of Vienna's bin system and have a good chuckle at the humorous marketing campaigns by MA48, the city's waste management authority. Discover why you really shouldn't leave your old sofa on the street, and enjoy the clever language puns that might leave expats like Mr. Giggles scratching their heads. We'll also reminisce about the nostalgic tradition of recycling glass bottles, a ritual cherished by generations.Our adventure takes a whimsical turn as we marvel at the architectural delight of Vienna's Spittelau incineration plant, designed by the legendary Friedensreich Hundertwasser. With its quirky, colorful design, this once-dreary facility now stands as a testament to Vienna's commitment to blending art with practicality. We also eagerly anticipate the 2025 introduction of a refund system for plastic bottles.But wait, there's more! Prepare for laughter as we explore some of the world's most bizarre laws, from Ohio’s prohibition on intoxicated fish to Austria’s bygone practice of cow-exploding in the Alps. We’ll also touch on Austria's unusual driving and social media regulations, where running out of gas can cost you, and certain social media posts might land you in hot water. This episode promises to entertain and enlighten, leaving you with a newfound appreciation for Vienna's unique blend of efficiency and eccentricity. Support the show

Send a textCan Vienna truly be the cleanest city in the world, or is it just an urban myth? Join the Edelwisecrackers as Dr. Schnitzel admits to loving the chance to correct Mr. Giggles but proves unsuccessful in keeping him from wandering off topic.Discover how Vienna's MA48 department orchestrates a perfectly choreographed trash collection, often likened to an "orange ballet," that keeps the city streets spotless. Learn how the department not only tackles waste but also keeps the city moving through snowy winters, proving that Vienna isn’t just organized—it’s an art form.And if that weren’t enough already, we decided January would be the perfect month to dive into Christmas traditions. From the last-minute rush to set up a tree on Christmas Eve to the daring use of real candles that keep the fire department on high alert, these customs are sure to warm your festive spirits. Only 11 more months to go!Our lively chat might just help you decide whether to embrace these traditions—while also sparking a debate about the legality of hauling a Christmas tree on Vienna’s public transport.In the spirit of sustainability, we’ll even show you how elephants play a role in Vienna’s recycling process. And all of this is just Part One of a strange journey that will convince you the Schnitz & Giggles’ trashy jokes are anything but a waste of time! Support the show

Send a textEver wondered what Austria has up its sleeve beyond sports records? Prepare to be amazed as we explore Austria's most fascinating records, including the world's oldest zoo and the intriguing tale of Tyrol's "mother of all mines." Discover how salt, dubbed "white gold," shaped regions like Salzburg, and get ready for a whirlwind tour of Austria's heritage and history that you won't want to miss.Get ready to venture into Vienna, where we'll take you sky-high on a Ferris wheel with views that will thrill and chill. We’ll whisk you back to the origins of the city's Christmas markets, unveiled in the 13th century, and squeeze in a laugh with the world's largest lederhosen. From the majestic "Eisriesenwelt" ice cave to quirky cultural feats, Austria’s unique charm is on full display, and we promise, it’s anything but ordinary.Finally, we tip our hats to Austria’s contributions to the Guinness Book of World Records, including some you might not expect, like cramming people into a tiny car. And we couldn’t leave out a shoutout to Arnold Schwarzenegger—after all, there's only one of him! Join us as we entertain the idea of a 'Schnitz & Giggles' field trip to his museum in Thal, and share a playful peek into Austria’s cultural kaleidoscope. Support the show

Send a textWhat if the cultural heartbeat of Vienna still resonates in the United States today? Join us for a lively conversation as we unpack the hidden threads of Austrian influence embedded in American culture. From iconic figures like Arnold Schwarzenegger to the subtle presence of Austrian architecture and communities, we explore how these elements have woven themselves into the fabric of American life. With a nod to the Freakonomics Radio Book Club, we also dive into British historian Richard Cockett's insights on Vienna's historical cultural prowess.Ever wondered how the humble shopping mall became a staple of American suburbs? It all traces back to a Viennese architect named Victor Gruen, whose revolutionary vision reshaped retail experiences across the globe. We take you on a journey through the bustling streets of Vienna, where innovation once thrived, drawing comparisons to other historic centers of creativity like Rome, London, and Paris. Reflecting on the shifts caused by the two World Wars, we consider how Vienna's role as an influential city evolved and what that means for its legacy today.The shadow of history looms large over Vienna, from the rise of the Nazis to the enduring cultural identity it grapples with. In this episode, we confront these heavy topics, discussing the controversial legacy of figures like Karl Lueger and the city's societal transformation. Yet, amidst the weight of history, Vienna's grandeur persists in its architecture, coffeehouses, and innovations—echoes of a city that once led in science and technology. As we wrap up, we invite you to appreciate the simple yet profound Austrian contributions to our daily lives, like the invention of the sewing machine, and to embrace a mindset of gratitude for these historical advancements. Support the show

Send a textEver wondered why Austrians playfully abduct brides or melt tin on New Year's Eve? Uncover the whimsical and often surprising customs that color Austria's cultural landscape. From the heartwarming tradition of "Schultüte" cones filled with goodies for first graders to the thrilling yet eerie Krampus and Perchten processions that roam the countryside during the holidays, our episode promises a delightful journey through Austria's quirky cultural tapestry, rich with humor and anecdotes.As the leaves begin to fall in Vienna, our conversation shifts to the intricate dance of dining and drinking etiquette. Picture this: you're at a lavish Austrian dinner, and the host signals with a hearty "Mahlzeit" before anyone dares lift their fork. Learn the dos and don'ts of these social rituals, from the art of the toast with a firm "Prost!" to the historical narratives that shaped Austria's culinary customs. We draw fascinating parallels between past and present, from wartime food practices to contemporary consumption habits, all while sprinkling in personal stories of navigating these traditions with grace and, sometimes, a touch of awkwardness.Now, clean your plate and tune in to discover the vibrant world of Austrian traditions. Dr. Schnitzel and Mr. Giggles are going to take you to places where history, humor, and a dash of mystery converge to offer a rich cultural experience. Support the show

Send a textCan you imagine a world where "full suitcase" is an insult? Welcome to Austria! Join us on the Schnitz & Giggles podcast as we unravel the mysteries of maledictology, the study of swearing and cursing, with the help of our fffff... fascinating hosts, Dr. Schnitzel and Mr. Giggles. Prepare to explore the unique landscape of "Schimpf-Kultur" in Austria, where swearing takes on four intriguing forms—including your mom. Jokes. Your mom jokes. That's what we meant to say. Discover how Austrian baseball players might surprise you with their choice of English swear words, merging linguistic borders in a symphony of emotion.We promise you'll gain a fresh perspective on how American and Austrian cultures treat curse words. Americans often replace harsher words with milder alternatives, whereas Austrians embrace uncensored language even on mainstream media. This cultural contrast can be quite an eye-opener for anyone moving to Austria, especially when they encounter familiar American music with its explicit content untouched. Through hilarious stories and practical advice, we guide expatriates and their families on navigating these colorful linguistic quirks without losing their cool.Our discussion also highlights the charming yet perplexing Viennese style of swearing, where phrases can be both endearing and biting, depending on context. Through humorous anecdotes, like an Austrian child at a baseball camp using English swear words to announce a restroom break, we illustrate how taboo words vary across cultures. These stories underscore the importance of cultural sensitivity and adaptability in cross-cultural communication. Tune in for a blend of laughter and learning as we dissect the art of swearing through the lens of different cultures and languages! Support the show

Send a textCan a river shape the destiny of a city? Discover how Vienna's relationship with the Danube has influenced its history and future as we explore the city’s battle against the river's unpredictable nature. Join us for a deep dive into the recent heavy rains and unprecedented flooding that have rocked the region. We trace the Danube’s journey from a Roman Empire border to a modern engineering marvel designed to safeguard Vienna, revealing the advancements and setbacks in flood control along the way.Next, we journey through the evolution of Vienna's flood protection systems, from the devastating floods of the 16th to 18th centuries to the transformative 1870s. Learn about the pivotal construction of the "Neue Donau" and "Donauinsel" in the 1970s and 1980s, which reshaped the city's landscape and fortified its defenses against the river. In this episode, expect a comedic twist as we receive a surprise call from Spruce Wayne, adding a light-hearted touch to our serious discussion on flood management.Finally, explore the dual purpose of the Donauinsel—a critical flood control measure that doubles as a beloved recreational haven. Discover how Vienna masterfully blends functionality with leisure, offering everything from beach volleyball courts to barbecue spots. Just stay alert once you stumble across three distinctive letters . . .We also touch on how the city efficiently handled recent disasters, including park closures and public transportation challenges. Tune in for an engaging and informative episode that highlights Vienna’s commitment to safety and its resilience in the face of natural calamities. Support the show

Send a textEver wondered why navigating Vienna's public transportation feels like an adventure in a maze? Get ready for laughs and insights as Mr. Michael Giggles and Dr. Lukas Schnitzel inaugurate Season Two of the Schnitz & Giggles podcast. We reminisce about our unforgettable finale with Mr. Algebro and tease future guest appearances by Uncle Harnold and the elusive Spruce Wayne. We also reflect on listener feedback and our quirky plans for the new season, with Dr. Schnitzel sharing a hilarious supermarket mishap involving Leberkäse varieties in Vienna.From riding the wrong bus to unexpected detours, Vienna's transit system serves as the backdrop for a mix of comical and informative tales. We dive into the chaos caused by the new 29B bus line in Floridsdorf and the amusing complexities of route number changes. Our conversation broadens to explore city planning, maintenance practices, and the cultural chasm between public transportation in Vienna and the U.S. Wrapping up, we share some light-hearted news about Austria's slight uptick in global friendliness rankings, sprinkled with more of our trademark humor. Join us for an episode packed with engaging stories and the unique charm of Viennese life. Support the show

Send a textWhat does it take to navigate cultural misunderstandings and tense encounters with kindness? Our season finale of Schnitzel & Giggles answers this as we welcome the lively YouTube sensation, Sean Sattler, aka Mr. Algebro. Sean's amusing journey of mastering German greetings, inspired by our earlier episodes, leads to a hilarious Mr. Giggles anecdote about a run-in with a particularly spirited Austrian while out with his baseball team. Through Mr. Algebro's story telling, we learn more about the cultural dynamics in Austria and how, at least according to Dr. Schnitzel, a simple act of kindness can turn a potentially hostile situation into a friendly exchange. Are behaviors like standing on the right side of the escalator exclusive to Viennese culture, or do they resonate with urban life everywhere? We dive into this engaging debate with Sean, reflecting on quirks that might seem unique to Vienna but could be universal. Is grocery shopping an Olympic sport in disguise? Join us as we humorously explore the competitive spirit of supermarket shopping in Austria, where outpacing the cashier's scanning speed is the true customer's triumph. We also delve into the social intricacies with cashiers and how breaking formal barriers can sometimes lead to more personal connections. Rounding off with a light-hearted story about a wannabe adventure to buy a used guitar pedal, we reflect on the safety and charm of Vienna's neighborhoods. As we wrap up, we thank Sean for his fantastic contribution and announce a short hiatus for July & August. Get ready for an episode filled with laughs, insights, and a fitting end to our first season! Support the show

Send a textHave you ever wondered just how many museums Vienna really has? Join us as we embark on a whimsical yet informative discussion about Vienna's museum landscape. From the playful debate over whether there are over 100 or even 200 museums, to Dr. Schnitzel's childhood memories and recent escapades, this episode promises a delightful blend of humor and history. We'll even have a lighthearted chat about language quirks, like when to use "it's" versus "it is." It's a perfect mix of fun and facts!Our adventure continues as we shine a spotlight on the Vienna Museum, highlighting its unique role in chronicling the city's history. We'll debate whether sites like St. Stephen's crypt should be considered museums and reflect on how history can be preserved in unexpected ways, including through our very own podcast. Plus, we invite you to share your favorite museums and what you think truly defines a museum—because who doesn't love a good historical debate?Get ready for a virtual tour of some of Vienna's most captivating museums! From the awe-inspiring steam locomotive at the Technical Museum to the regal rooms of Schönbrunn Palace, we'll take you on a journey through time and culture. We'll share our thoughts on the Military History Museum's significant artifacts and even play a game identifying museums by their starting letters, unearthing some quirky finds along the way. With 104+ museums to explore, come laugh and learn with us on Schnitz and Giggles! Support the show

Send a textEver felt that awkward pause when you go in for a hug, and the other person extends a fist bump? Or struggled with the age-old dilemma of which cheek to kiss first? Discover the hilarious ups and downs of greeting customs in our latest episode! We promise you'll learn why Americans might just give a casual "hey" while Austrians may go for a more intimate cheek kiss. Plus, we'll share some stories of mismatched greetings and the generational shifts in these customs that started around the 1970s and 80s.Get ready to unravel the labyrinth of cross-cultural pronoun etiquette! We dive into the world of formal and informal addresses in various languages, especially focusing on the German "Sie" and "du." How can a simple pronoun create misunderstandings or disciplinary actions? You'll find out! We also share an intriguing anecdote about the delicate dance of switching from formal to informal language in German-speaking cultures—perfect material for anyone who's ever stumbled through this linguistic minefield.In a small Austrian town, a mayor received an informal email from an older politician and responded with a letter that was as formally venomous as it was scandalous. We recount this juicy drama, discussing how people often feel emboldened to be nastier from a distance, much like on social media. Finally, we tackle the nuances of formal vs. informal greetings, offering practical tips on how to greet friends and strangers alike with kindness and respect. Tune in for a rollercoaster of Schnitz & Giggles, and insights into the world of greetings and cultural etiquette! Support the show

Send a textEver tripped over your own tongue trying to navigate the intricate dance of cultural greetings? You're not alone! Uncle Harry, or should we say Harnold Schnitzel-Lecker, gives us a rib-tickling reality check on the do's and don'ts of salutations. With his blunt criticism of the edelwisecrackers and a name that's a story in itself, Harry schools us on the fine line between a humorous greeting and a cultural misstep, especially when it comes to the non-existent "Guten Hallo" and the fictional "Guten Bye-Bye." Strap in for a whirlwind tour through Vienna's proper hellos and goodbyes, and learn why sometimes, it's best to stick to the script when it comes to cultural traditions ... which we'll address in more detail in part 2!But why stop at hello? Why not ponder over America's missing mealtime memos as well? We'll dissect the versatile "servus," chuckle at the conundrum it poses for unsuspecting Scotts, and give a nod to the omnipresent "Grüß Gott." Hold on to your forks as Uncle Harry re-enters the fray with his own zesty twist on Italian goodbyes, ensuring your cultural culinary journey is peppered with laughs and learning. Get ready to feast on a smorgasbord of linguistic delights and faux pas that will leave you both enlightened and entertained. Support the show

Send a textEver wondered how a city's heartbeat is mirrored in the ebb and flow of its trams and buses? Get ready to discover the charming quirks and historical gems of Vienna's public transportation, from the emblematic D and O tram lines to the curious case of buses that run only on special days. We're peeling back the layers of time to reveal a system that's as rich in culture as it is in efficiency, and we'll leave no stone unturned (well, perhaps except for some cobblestones) – from the strategic tram timing that keeps you playing a metropolitan game of cat and mouse to the U4ria of riding the subway.Join us as Dr. Schnitzel proves that he can't count to five, while Mr. Giggles makes sure that no one would ever call him culturally educated. All aboard for an episode that promises to take you to the nicest and ugliest stops of Vienna! Support the show

Send a textVienna, a city of over 2 million souls, is more than just Austria's capital; it's a cultural behemoth that both overshadows and enriches the nation. This episode peels back the layers of Vienna's metropolitan allure, discussing how it manages to draw Austria's brightest to its vibrant core, often leaving a bittersweet void in their provincial origins. As we banter about the socioeconomic shifts from center to suburb (or exurb?), we can't help but explore the colloquial term "Wasserkopf" and its implications on Vienna's rapport with the rest of the country. Can Mr. Giggles recall all 9 states of Austria? Can Dr. Schnitzel tell a goat from a cow? Whether you want to know which car you should pick for your next Austria road trip or how long you have to wait to surf on a wave here, who else could provide answers for questions like that other than the one and only edelwisecrackers? Support the show

Send a textHow well do you know Austrian German? The edelwisecrackers discover how the simplicity of a soup can stir thoughts on life and laughter, and why understanding these idiomatic gems is key to truly embracing the Austrian way. Some sayings will improve your view of a culture. Na, no, na, net. The conversation dances through the city's musical heritage, from the masters of classical composition to the modern-day maestros in powdered wigs selling concert tickets. Our hosts then address one of the stranger questions: What's up with the Austrian devotion to the soundtrack of decades past? As the notes of our cultural exploration fade, we spotlight the Austrian music industry's evolution, cueing up the birth of Austropop and the anthems that have transcended generations. From Wolfgang Ambros to Falco, we delve into the tunes that shaped a nation and reflect on the role of music during pivotal political moments. And because every great mixtape needs a surprise track, you'll be introduced to the rising Austrian ensemble, the Sandstorm Unicorns, as well as Electro Swing or the German-singing Beatles. Even though you won't hear Mr. Giggles or Dr. Schnitzel sing, it's still an auditory adventure that harmonizes the influences of music and language, setting the stage for your next playlist addition. Support the show

Send a textPrepare for space travel as Mr. Giggles challenges our very own Dr. Schnitzel to an Austrian trivia face-off that will prove the Austrianness of this podcast once and for all! But we're not just here for the trivia – oh no – we're dishing out intriguing tidbits, from Alpine roads eyeing UNESCO's seal of approval to a certain spa town that snagged a spot on the world heritage list. Our chat takes an unexpected co(s)mic swerve with the help of modern technology labeled 'Austroficial Intelligence,' where the edelwisecrackers conjure up a podcast voyage that will boldly take you where no one has gone before.From the sensitive topic of Austria's Nazi history to the whimsical realm of Space Nazis as depicted in the Finnish flick "Iron Sky," we explore how the Voyager spacecrafts might be carrying a slice of dark history into the universe. By the end of this episode, you will have learned more about the depths of the Austrian soul and how the "Waldheim Waltz" echoes through time. So, sit back and let us take you on an auditory escapade and see for yourself if it is as educational as it is entertaining.  From Austria's historical haunts to hypothetical space invaders – we'll talk you to the moon and back! Support the show

Send a textHave you ever listened to two grown men talking passionatly about grocery shopping? Well, this is your chance of a lifetime! The latest edelwisecrackers podcast episode whisks you away to the aisles and delightful chaos of shopping in Austria. We're joined by the ever-observant Spruce Wayne, who hails from the land of tulips and windmills, and Dr. Schnitzel & Mr. Giggles appreciate the input of Mr. Algebro, who isn't afraid to school them. This episode is a a guide to mastering the rapid-fire bagging game that Austrians have turned into an art form. Let's chew over the nuances of local sandwiches, compare expat shopping strategies, and learn words like "otherwhere" while crying in the tortilla aisle. Stroll through the evolving supermarket scene of Billa, Billa Plus, Super Billa, Billa-Billa, and Billa² as well as the curious case of limited Sunday shopping, and explore the excitement of finding unexpected treasures like Pop-Tarts with the help of the local expat-community. Austria. Once you shop, you won't stop. Except when their opening hours put a spoke in the wheel of your shopping cart. Support the show

Send a textEver wondered why cracking the code of Austrian friendship seems as challenging as understanding quantum physics? Well, you're not alone. Join the edelwisecrackers as they delve into the peculiarities of forming connections in the land of Alps and Schnitzel. We promise to reveal why Austria's 'friends quota' might leave you feeling like an outsider and share the secret sauce to navigating this complex social landscape. Don't miss our tips on the art of Austrian social etiquette, from navigating the tricky waters of splitting bills to understanding the cultural nuance of a restaurant owner's dry humor. If you've ever been caught off guard by the blunt honesty of an Austrian waiter, this episode will not only make sense of it but also arm you with the strategies to win them over – hint: it might involve a drink or two. Whether it's the workplace or the Wiener café, we've got you covered with insights that go beyond the guidebook. Tune in, laugh a little, and equip yourself with the know-how to transform your Austrian encounters from frosty to friendly. Support the show

Send a textWhile they don't seem to be able to define the word expat, the edelwiscrackers are super enthusiastic about explaining everything there is to know about this subject. If you think moving to Vienna is going to be like learning to dance the waltz, you're about to step on your own toes—and others' as well. What's so attractive about a country where it's really good advice to consult a local attorney before applying for your visa? Listen to the experiences of Mr. Giggles who (despite having broken common elevator law) deserves the medal of honor for having moved to Austria not only once but twice. This experience has him sway to and fro between being speechless and writing one or two books about it. As Dr. Schnitzel attempts to explain the fine line of how Austrians walk between following the rules and bending them with finesse, these two gentlemen succeed in not only offending the Germans or the Brazilians. No, they accomplish this for everyone on the planet. From navigating the allegedly "unfriendly" German language to deciphering social cues that could freeze the Danube, this episode is a treasure trove of expat experiences. Listen to how the edelwisecrackers dissect the paradoxical nature of Vienna's allure—simultaneously a city of dreams and daunting social labyrinths. Join them for an insider's guide to making Vienna not just a place you live, but a place you love. Support the show

Send a textPrepare to be regaled with the quirkiest of Viennese tales as Dr. Schnitzel and Mr. Giggles unpack the legendary saga of "Wiener," a term that stands for so much more than just a juicy snack in the heart of Austria's capital. Whether you're an American stumbling over the linguistic hurdles or a local chuckling at the unsuspecting expat, our light-hearted banter promises to declutter the cultural cobwebs—and you might just find yourself falling for Vienna's charm, one "Wiener" at a time. Explore the story of the unassuming immigrant who cooked up a world-renowned delicacy, and linger at the crossroads where sausages and society intertwine over philosophical banter. Vienna—Schnitzel is not the only thing this city has to offer. Support the show

Send a textWhat do the "edelwisecrackers", supermarkets, and Batman have in common? Mr. Giggles, the American baseball coach trying to hit a home run with Viennese culture, and Dr. Schnitzel, your native guide to all things Austrian, invite you to join them on a whimsical romp through Vienna's charming alleyways. [By the way, the Spar logo really is a fir, but without this tree inaccuracy, the punch line wouldn't have worked. Never let facts get in the way of a good joke. More on that in episode #4.] Support the show