Secrets of the School Run

Happy Holidays! Amy and Kate are back to discuss ALL the stressful things mums go through during the festive season. Plus, listeners leave their input on the stressful season, a poem just for the mums written by Amy herself AND a lyrical Christmas interpretation by Kate. You don’t wanna miss this one!

Too many glasses of wine = McNuggets, phone calls to Australia, a blow up doll, a penis cactus, a dildo and SO much more. Yup. You read that right. Join Amy and Kate as they share some hilarious listeners’ stories all about shopping under the influence. We’ve all been there! Plus, the ladies introduce their new Pod segment and even show off their jingle skills!

In honour of it being Thanksgiving Day (for all our American listeners out there), we are bringing back one of our most played episodes! Join Kate and Amy as they talk Thanksgiving, microwave meatloaf, disastrous family meals and so much more!

Kate and Amy discuss their most embarrassing moments of “oversharing” and why we do it. Plus, fantastic listeners’ stories, the girls’ first music video and for the first time this year….CHRISTMAS is in the works! Listen now. Nominations are currently open for the Glomama awards 2025. If you are interested in nominating the podcast, please head on over to:https://glomamaawards.com/ And vote now!

Amy and Kate talk “World Book Day, Egyptian Day, Greek God Day, Farm Animal Day and EVERY OTHER RIDICULOUS SCHOOL DRESS UP DAY! Why do they do it to us?! Listen now for some hilarious listeners’ stories. Plus, a little sing song with Kate from her holiday in Spain.

What do nipples, a wedding reception, shoes and butter have in common?…well, you’ll have to listen to this weeks episode to find out! Join Amy and Kate as talk all things customer service and share some amazing listeners’ stories!

This week Kate and Amy share listeners’ celebrity encounters!…and of course, a few of their own. Learn why Kate was convinced she was meant to marry a certain celeb singer and hear all about Amy’s “magical” night at Butlins! Plus, a school run story that we all can relate to!

KATE & AMY ARE BACK! Welcome to Season 2 of…Secrets of the School Run! Catch up with the ladies as they spill all the tea about their summers, the school run and so much more. Plus, some amazing listeners’ stories that cover everything from tits to shits (in public). It’s good to be back!

This weeks episode is all about Amy’s favourite topic, feet! From toes being stuck in strange (human) holes to the smell of carrots seeping from someone’s heel, this is one that will have your jaw on the floor. *No eating warning*

In honour of the summer holidays, we are throwing it back to one of our most popular episodes: Secrets of…family holidays/vacations! From accidentally getting your nips out at the pool to a Norovirus meatball explosion in a caravan, this episode definitely doesn’t disappoint! Original episode aired November 14, 2023

From poonamis and fake tans to shitty christening gowns (literally) and outdoor rainy British concerts, this episode has got it ALL!

Join Amy and Kate as they spill your hilarious stories about plumbers, mechanics, builders and even a window cleaner with false teeth. Yes, you read that correctly. This is one you DON’T wanna miss!

Kate and Amy chat about what a British Summer truly encompasses, while sharing some hilarious listeners’ stories. From funny sunburns to birds shitting on BBQ’s, they cover it all!

Amy and Kate share your hilarious kid party stories! From a geriatric magician to condoms in party bags, they’ve got it all! Plus, a few mum puns you don’t wanna miss!

Kate and Amy are back talking about YOUR phobias! From creepy crawlies to belly buttons, they’ve got it all. Join them for some hilarious listeners’ stories and a guessing game that will leave you pub quiz ready!

Accidental photo shares. Unbelievable autocorrect mistakes. Pesky ad purchases that cause personal problems. Liking your exes photos from 10 years ago. Feet, yes feet. That’s right! It’s social media week!

Kate and Amy are back with their BEST episode yet! That’s really all we can say…you don’t wanna miss these stories!

Amy and Kate are back and they’ve got a whopper of an episode for you all! From losing your temper with the kids and missing school photo day, to deciding NOT to breastfeed and WANTING to go back to work after Maternity leave, the ladies cover and talk all things “mum guilt!”

This week Kate and Amy are all about PARTNERS! That’s right. You spilled (so we shared) the hilarious, embarrassing and strange things that your partners do. This is an episode you don’t wanna miss!

Amy and Kate are back and they’re revealing all YOUR guilty little pleasures! From binging reality dating shows behind your partners’ back to naked sexy time in the hot tub, they spill all the tea and so much more!

Kate and Amy share listeners’ hilarious, shocking and just flat out strange marriage/prom proposals. Plus, Amy goes down a rabbit hole of unfortunate YouTube proposals and so much more! From geoducks and mascots to sexting and tidal waves, the ladies have got you covered!

Amy and Kate are back after surviving Easter holiday hell (barely) ! Join them this week as they bare all while sharing their (and listeners’) most epic parenting fails. “We’ve allllllll been there,” so why not laugh together!

From colonics to the cabbage soup diet, join Amy and Kate as they share some hilarious personal/ listeners’ stories about outrageous health fads.

Join Kate and Amy for their juiciest episode yet! Strap in for some hilarious and outrageous listeners’ stories all about…neighbours! From dog poo and belly buttons to group chats and snow shovels, they’ve got it all!

We’ve all been one, and some of us are raising one…or two…or three…(God speed)! This week, Amy and Kate are talking all things, teenagers! From crusty food plates found in the bedroom to eating chicken nuggets (naked) out of a strangers’ freezer, they’ve got it all!

Join Kate and Amy as they celebrate their 20th episode with some proper laughs! This week, the ladies hear from listeners who have shared some hysterical and embarrassing moments with their besties! From dying pubes to drunken nights at the local takeaway, they’ve got it all!

What does a vibrator, a zoom call, a pack of dogs and a surfer have in common? !Well, looks like you’ll just have to listen to this week’s episode to find out! Join Amy and Kate as share listeners’ hilarious and most memorable embarrassing moments.

Amy and Kate are back with a vengeance! Join them as they recount some hilarious listener’s stories involving delivery men/woman! After a week off, this is one you don’t wanna miss.

Kate and Amy are back to talk all things WEDDINGS! Join them for hilarious listeners’ stories and a few of their own!

Kate and Amy are back talking all things, SLEEP! From sleepwalking at the in-laws to having the munchies whilst dreaming…they cover it all!

Join Amy and Kate as they cover all things pregnancy! From bursting bumps and urine samples, to swollen feet and baby scans, they’ve got it all! Never been pregnant?…never fear! This weeks stories will be sure to make you laugh no matter what!

Kate and Amy recount and relive their own (and listeners’) embarrassing drunken escapades!

Amy and Kate return to share YOUR hilarious gym and exercise stories! From floppy balls to cockroaches and ellipticals, they’ve got it all!

Kate, Amy and their lovely listeners, cover all things dating! From swiping right on the wrong profile, to taking a little tumble after too many drinks, they’ve got it all.

Amy and Kate are back and starting 2024 off with a bang! Join them as talk all things pets! From crotch sniffing canines to a couple cattle getting frisky, they cover it all! Plus, a listeners’ story that will leave you in shock! *Personalised hoodie blanket from @TheCustomiseCompany on Etsy (UK based)

Kate and Amy are back for part 2 of their “festive period” episode! Join them as they celebrate the true meaning of Boxing Day, chat Christmas films and the best Secret Santa gifts (or not). Plus, Amy becomes the butt of a TikTok prank. Happy Boxing Day! *soundbite taken from Love Actually

Happy Holidays! Kate and Amy are sharing the eggnog, spreading some cheer and spilling your embarrassing “festive period” stories . Join them in part one of this two part episode, where they discuss all things festive from nativities and that pesky elf on a shelf, to Santa and sexy time under the tree. They’ve got it all!

Kate and Amy are back at it! Join them this week as they share listeners’ horrific and embarrassing medical/aesthetic stories. From waxing to that good ole smear test we all dread, they’ve got you covered! *soundbite courtesy of BBC News Video “How do you explain panto.”

Calling all soccer/football mums! Amy and Kate read listeners’ stories about after school clubs and activities. Plus, a few updates you don’t want to miss!

Kate and Amy spill listeners’ embarrassing Thanksgiving/family meal stories! Plus, tips on how to NEVER make a meatloaf.

Have your kids ever embarrassed the hell out of you?! Well, you’re not alone! Amy and Kate are back sharing listeners’ stories (and a few of their own) about those awful times our kids have embarrassed us in public.

Need a little break from the dreary weather?! Join Kate and Amy as they share your hilarious and embarrassing family holiday/vacation stories.

Amy and Kate are back reading YOUR hilarious and embarrassing bladder and bowel mishap stories!

Need a spooky story to get you in the mood?! Kate and Amy have got you covered from Halloween to nipple hairs, as well as a listener story you won’t want to miss!

Amy and Kate kick off their self titled debut episode with lots of laughs, bants and rants. Join them as they share listeners’ stories about the school run, pubes and so much more!

Join Kate and Amy as they give you a little sneak peak of what’s to come in the first few episodes of Secrets of the School Run! From vag flaps to fox poo, they’ve got you covered! Stay tuned!