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Sheltered Sages

Join Andrew and Philip, two former homeschoolers, as they dive headfirst into the wildest stories Reddit has to offer. From AITA to TIFU, these two friends blend their unique perspectives, humor, and a dash of advice to dissect internet drama, doing their best to keep it all as family friendly as possible. Get ready for unexpected laughs, real-life insight, and a reminder that sometimes, the best lessons come from stepping out from under the rock.

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    The Dark Side of Homeschooling | Sheltered Sages

    This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip take a more serious and reflective turn as they explore the often-overlooked challenges of homeschooling. Beginning with stories shared in the r/homeschoolrecovery community, they discuss the difficult experiences some individuals have faced and the lasting impact those situations can have. From there, the conversation shifts to insights from the book Homeschooled by Stefan Block, examining how personal narratives can shed light on both the strengths and shortcomings of alternative education paths. You can learn more about the book here: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/675517/homeschooled-by-stefan-m-block/Finally, the Sages reflect on their own homeschool journeys—the good, the bad, and everything in between—offering an honest look at how their experiences shaped them. This episode is a thoughtful and compassionate conversation meant to acknowledge real struggles while also encouraging listeners that growth, change, and a better future are always possible, no matter where you started.Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages!Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572364147602Sheltered Sages Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/sheltered_sages/Sheltered Sages TikTok Linkhttps://www.tiktok.com/@2shelteredsages?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow

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    Homeschoolers Are Weird... (Awkward & Flourishing) | Sheltered Sages

    This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip dive into the strange, the awkward, and the mildly concerning habits we all pretend are normal. From one person wondering if their annoying behavior has crossed the line, to a surprisingly heated debate over the appropriateness of eating a croissant in a cemetery, the Sages unpack what makes a habit harmless—or downright bizarre. Along the way, they also confess a few of their own weird tendencies, proving that no one is completely innocent. It’s a mix of self-awareness, secondhand embarrassment, and classic Sage humor as they explore the fine line between quirky and questionable.Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages!Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572364147602Sheltered Sages Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/sheltered_sages/Sheltered Sages TikTok Linkhttps://www.tiktok.com/@2shelteredsages?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrowTimestamps (AITPF version)00:00:00 - Start00:06:00 - AITPF for having an annoying habit?00:18:39 - Philip’s Weird Habit00:25:13 - Andrew’s Weird Habit00:27:05 - AITPF for eating a croissant in a cemetery00:42:11 - Ending

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    A Sheltered Sagas Actual Play: Using D&D to Reduce Anxiety | Sheltered Sages

    This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip continue their conversation on therapy and tabletop role-playing by sitting down to actually play a game of Dungeons & Dragons with the therapist from episode 3.6. In this hands-on follow-up, the Sages experience firsthand how collaborative storytelling, character choices, and a little dice rolling can help reduce anxiety and create a supportive, low-pressure space. Between laughs, unexpected twists, and a few questionable decisions, the episode highlights how D&D can be more than just a game—it can be a meaningful tool for connection and emotional growth.Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages!If you're looking for more insight from Michelle into mental health and reducing anxiety, visit her website, and follow her on all of her things:Quest for Wellness Counseling Website:https://questforwellnesscounseling.comQuest for Wellness Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574464077203Quest for Wellness Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/questforwellnesscounseling/?hl=enFollow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572364147602Sheltered Sages Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/sheltered_sages/Sheltered Sages TikTok Linkhttps://www.tiktok.com/@2shelteredsages?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcYoutube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow

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    Movies, Manners, and Meltdowns: A Not-So-Sheltered Discussion (Ft. Greenlit) | Sheltered Sages

    This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip welcome the hosts of “I Can’t Believe This Got Greenlit” for a crossover episode packed with movie talk and Reddit drama. Together, they dive into stories where film fandom collides with real-life social etiquette—from horror movie party hosting gone wrong to cinema audiences that just won’t stay quiet. The crew also tackles the realities of pursuing a film career, creative collaboration frustrations, and the awkward moments that happen when art, ambition, and friendships intersect. Between hot takes on movie culture and classic Sage-style debate, this episode blends film geek energy with some truly awkward dilemmas.Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages!Follow Nick and Pelton on all of their things:Queywood Productions Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61576260956354Queywood Productions YouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/@UCE9TaT-SM8MG8Lxx4WH7BwA I Can't Believe This Got Greenlit | Spotifyhttps://open.spotify.com/show/4nLGRb1VhGqtwbjMizEibs?si=307a17d687754791Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572364147602Sheltered Sages Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/sheltered_sages/Sheltered Sages TikTok Linkhttps://www.tiktok.com/@2shelteredsages?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrowTimestamps (AITPF version)00:00:00 - Start00:02:31 - AITPF for telling a guest to leave my horror movie party?00:20:16 - AITPF for wanting to let my parents pay for me to study film?00:47:46 - AITPF for asking my friends to shut up in the cinema?01:07:38 - AITPF for getting mad that my friend didn’t use my art in her mini film?01:29:12 - Ending

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    Prom Drama and Parental Pressure | Sheltered Sages

    This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip step into the awkward, emotionally charged world of school dances. The episode kicks off with a prom invitation that goes painfully wrong, raising questions about rejection, social pressure, and teenage reactions in high-stakes moments. After sharing some homeschool prom stories of their own, the Sages dive into a parenting dilemma where a teen is barred from attending a dance because she’s needed as a babysitter—prompting a deeper conversation about responsibility, fairness, and boundaries. From corsages to guilt trips, this episode unpacks how milestone moments can quickly turn into lasting conflicts.Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages!Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572364147602Sheltered Sages Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/sheltered_sages/Sheltered Sages TikTok Linkhttps://www.tiktok.com/@2shelteredsages?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow00:00:00 - Start00:02:57 - AITPF a classmate asked me out for prom and I reacted very negatively?00:21:00 - Homeschool Prom Stories00:29:41 - AITPF for telling my teen she can’t go to a dance because I need her to babysit and she’s my only option?00:50:24 - Ending

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    Using Dungeons and Dragons to Reduce Anxiety? | Sheltered Sages

    This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip sit down with a therapist and licensed clinical social worker who uses Dungeons & Dragons as a therapeutic tool to help combat anxiety. The conversation explores how tabletop role-playing games can create safe spaces for self-expression, build confidence, and help people process stress and anxiety through storytelling and collaboration. From breaking down common misconceptions about therapy to discussing why D&D can be such a powerful mental health resource, this episode blends geek culture with meaningful insight into emotional well-being. It’s an honest, thoughtful look at how imagination, community, and rolling dice can sometimes be part of real healing.Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages!Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572364147602Sheltered Sages Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/sheltered_sages/Sheltered Sages TikTok Linkhttps://www.tiktok.com/@2shelteredsages?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcYoutube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow

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    Sheltered Kids vs The Real World | Sheltered Sages

    This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip dive into stories where boundaries are crossed—and then awkwardly enforced. First, a college student’s job interview goes off the rails when his mom inserts herself at the worst possible moment, and someone decides she deserves to know exactly why it cost him the job. Then, the Sages tackle a roommate dispute that turns the living room couch into contested territory, raising questions about shared spaces, comfort, and when “being nice” goes too far. From secondhand embarrassment to uncomfortable honesty, this episode breaks down what happens when real life doesn’t come with a rulebook—and someone has to be the bad guy.Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages!Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572364147602Sheltered Sages Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/sheltered_sages/Sheltered Sages TikTok Linkhttps://www.tiktok.com/@2shelteredsages?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow00:00:00 - Start00:02:32 - AITPF for telling a college guy’s mom that her showing up to his interview cost him the job?00:23:19 - AITPF for telling my roommate she can’t sleep on the couch in our living room?00:45:04 - Ending

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    A Sheltered Tech Tour | Bonus Episode

    Whether you’re thinking about starting a podcast or just curious how the sausage gets made (metaphorically—very metaphorically), this is a relaxed, honest, and lightly chaotic look behind the mic.Equipment List:AudioMics: HyperX SoloCasthttps://www.amazon.com/dp/B08KFL3SFV?ref_=ppx_hzsearch_conn_dt_b_fed_asin_title_9&th=1Mic Stands: InnoGear Microphone Stand, 2 Pack Tripod Boom Armhttps://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D9GBM6J9?ref_=ppx_hzsearch_conn_dt_b_fed_asin_title_4&th=1Fosi Audio PH04 4 Channel Headphone Amplifierhttps://www.amazon.com/dp/B08XZL91VT?ref_=ppx_hzsearch_conn_dt_b_fed_asin_title_2VideoMain Camera: Logitech Brio 101Camera 1: Canon EOS Rebel T6Camera 2: Canon EOS Rebel T7iLight: NEEWER CB200 210W LED Video Lighthttps://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D1GHS5J1?ref_=ppx_hzsearch_conn_dt_b_fed_asin_title_9&th=1Soft box: Godox UL-Box 45x60 Centimetershttps://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FCYFCP1G?ref_=ppx_hzsearch_conn_dt_b_fed_asin_title_2&th=1Computer: Computer Dongles: UGREEN Revodok Pro 313https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C1Y8RPG7?ref_=ppx_hzsearch_conn_dt_b_fed_asin_title_5Computer: Macbook Pro 14inch M1ProSoftware: https://obsproject.comEditing: https://www.apple.com/final-cut-pro/Autopod: https://www.autopod.fmGot a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it! Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In." We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572364147602Sheltered Sages Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/sheltered_sages/Sheltered Sages TikTok Linkhttps://www.tiktok.com/@2shelteredsages?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow

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    How Two Sheltered Kids Built Something Public: Geek Dive | Sheltered Sages

    In this episode, the Sages take a break from Reddit stories to talk about our story. We dive into how the podcast began, what we’ve learned along the way, and the things we wish someone had told us before we ever hit “record.”From early growing pains to finding our rhythm, we reflect on how the show has evolved—and share stories from other podcasts that made us laugh, cringe, or say, “Yep… been there.”Whether you’re thinking about starting a podcast or just curious how the sausage gets made (metaphorically—very metaphorically), this is a relaxed, honest, and lightly chaotic look behind the mic.Equipment List:AudioMics: HyperX SoloCasthttps://www.amazon.com/dp/B08KFL3SFV?ref_=ppx_hzsearch_conn_dt_b_fed_asin_title_9&th=1Mic Stands: InnoGear Microphone Stand, 2 Pack Tripod Boom Armhttps://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D9GBM6J9?ref_=ppx_hzsearch_conn_dt_b_fed_asin_title_4&th=1Fosi Audio PH04 4 Channel Headphone Amplifierhttps://www.amazon.com/dp/B08XZL91VT?ref_=ppx_hzsearch_conn_dt_b_fed_asin_title_2VideoMain Camera: Logitech Brio 101Camera 1: Canon EOS Rebel T6Camera 2: Canon EOS Rebel T7iLight: NEEWER CB200 210W LED Video Lighthttps://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D1GHS5J1?ref_=ppx_hzsearch_conn_dt_b_fed_asin_title_9&th=1Soft box: Godox UL-Box 45x60 Centimetershttps://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FCYFCP1G?ref_=ppx_hzsearch_conn_dt_b_fed_asin_title_2&th=1Computer: Computer Dongles: UGREEN Revodok Pro 313https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C1Y8RPG7?ref_=ppx_hzsearch_conn_dt_b_fed_asin_title_5Computer: Macbook Pro 14inch M1ProSoftware: https://obsproject.comEditing: https://www.apple.com/final-cut-pro/Autopod: https://www.autopod.fmGot a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it! Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In." We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572364147602Sheltered Sages Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/sheltered_sages/Sheltered Sages TikTok Linkhttps://www.tiktok.com/@2shelteredsages?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow

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    A Sheltered Valentine’s Special | Sheltered Sages

    This Valentine’s Day, the Sages put love to the test! 💘Andrew is joined by his wife, Bri, for a Newlywed Game–style episode full of laughs, surprises, and very revealinganswers (nothing too spicy—we were homeschooled, after all).From relationship quirks to sweet moments and accidental oversharing, this episode is all about celebrating love, communication, and the joy of knowing someone really, really well… or realizing you maybe don’t 😅Whether you’re single, married, or just here for the chaos, this Valentine’s special is packed with heart, humor, and wholesome fun.Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it! Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In." We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572364147602Sheltered Sages Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/sheltered_sages/Sheltered Sages TikTok Linkhttps://www.tiktok.com/@2shelteredsages?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow

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    Field Trip Fiascos | Sheltered Sages

    This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip pile onto the metaphorical school bus and dive into the chaos of field trips. First, a student lies to their mom about attending a field trip—was it harmless rebellion or a picklefoot move? Then, a teacher admits they absolutely hate organizing field trips, giving a rare peek behind the scenes at all the stress, logistics, and headaches that go into these “fun” school outings. Finally, the Sages reflect on what makes field trips memorable—and sometimes painfully awkward—for everyone involved. From permission slips to chaperone drama, this episode explores the hilarious and frustrating realities of taking learning out of the classroom.Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it! Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In." We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages!Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61572364147602Sheltered Sages Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/sheltered_sages/Sheltered Sages TikTok Linkhttps://www.tiktok.com/@2shelteredsages?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrowTimestamps (AITPF version)00:00:00 - Start00:02:49 - AITPF for lying to my mom about a field trip?00:27:30 - AITPF for a teacher admitting they hate field trips00:36:48 - Homeschooled Field Trips00:42:17 - Ending

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    The Pursuit of Truth | Sheltered Sages

    This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip step away from Reddit drama and sit down with their friend Mermar, who is pursuing a Master’s degree in Forensic Sciences. The conversation dives into what forensic science actually looks like beyond TV tropes, what graduate study in the field entails, and the challenges and surprises that come with preparing for a career rooted in evidence and analysis. It’s a thoughtful, grounded discussion that bridges curiosity, education, and real-world application—offering a fascinating look into a field that’s often misunderstood.Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages!____________________ Follow us on all ofthe things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZro

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    Silent Night, Loud Opinions | Sheltered Sages

    The holidays have arrived on Sheltered Sages, and with them comes peak family chaos. In this Christmas-themed episode, Andrew and Philip dive into Reddit stories filled with awkward gift exchanges, clashing traditions, and the kind of holiday tension that only shows up once a year. From well-meaning plans gone wrong to moments that turn festive cheer into quiet resentment, the Sages unpack what happens when expectations, family, and Christmas spirit collide. Grab some cocoa, settle in, and enjoy a holiday episode stuffed with laughs, debates, and just a little seasonal picklefoot energy. Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow00:00 - Start08:20 - Story 120:12 - Story 241:34 - Ending

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    Picklefoot Showdown 2 | Sheltered Sages

    This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip return tothe chaotic arena of the PicklefootShowdown! The rules are simple, the pressure is high, and the stakes? Pure bragging rights. One Sage reads a story, the other has just seconds to declare who the real Picklefoot is, explain their logic, and guess how Reddit ruled. From messy family drama to workplace meltdowns, awkward relationship moments, and decisions that seemed smart at the time, the Sages put their instincts—and each other—to the test. Expect rapid-fire judgments, confident guesses, hilarious misses, and the occasional shockingly accurate call. Who will dominate this round? Who will crumble? And who will the internet crown right or wrong? Tune in and find out in this fast-paced, laugh-packed battle of Reddit intuition! Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it! Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In." We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow00:00 - Start01:31 - Intro12:20 - Story 220:29 - Story 327:54 - Story 436:09 - Story 543:47 - Story 650:38 - Ending

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    Center Stage with the Sheltered Sages | Sheltered Sages

    This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip take centerstage as they dive into the wonderfully dramatic world of musical theater culture—where the real conflict isn’t on the stage, but in the audience. From dealing with unexpected sing-along superfans to navigating the social pressureof attending shows you’re just not feeling, the Sages explore the unspoken rules, the passionate fandoms, and the awkward moments that make the theater experience unforgettable. With their signature blend of humor and thoughtful insight, they break down why musicals bring out such big emotions—and even bigger dilemmas. Take your seats; the overture is starting. Got astory where you weren’t sure if you werethe problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with thesubject "Listener Write-In."We’reexcited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all ofthe things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow  00:00:00 - Start00:09:13 - A Sheltered Musical Experience00:18:29 - AITPF for getting mad at the audiencesinging along in a movie theater?00:36:40 - AITPF for not going to a musical/theatricalshow I didn't want to?01:06:43 - Ending

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    Turkey, Traditions & Total Chaos | Sheltered Sages

    Things get festive this week on Sheltered Sages as Andrew and Philip dig into holiday-themed Reddit drama. From clashing Thanksgiving traditions to accidental shade at the dinner table, the Sages explore stories that prove nothing stirs up tension quite like family, food, and expectations. Whether it’s breaking long-held customs or laughing at the wrong moment, these tales reveal just how chaotic the holidays can get. Grab a plate, settle in, and get ready for a Thanksgiving special stuffed with drama, laughs, and classic picklefoot energy. Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it! Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow 00:00 - Start01:42 - AITPF for not following traditions in Thanksgiving?12:33 - Andrew’s Story20:54 - AITA for laughing after my sister implied my brother’s girlfriend’s dish wasn’t good?48:51 - Ending

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    Jumping to Conclusions | Sheltered Sages

    This week, the Sages put their intuition to the ultimate Reddit test. For each story we:✅ Read the title✅ Check if Reddit crowned them the picklefoot 👣🥒✅ Wildly speculate what unhinged scenario this could be✅ Finally read it✅ See if we were psychic or just delusional Featuring tales of:🎁 A questionable “meet-the-family” gift🧼 A lizard-spray floor-mopping incident (?!?)🎤 Taylor Swift “constructive criticism” gone… poorly⏰ A boyfriend who woke the wrong person at the wrong time Come find out if our guesses were genius……or if Reddit once again proves reality is stranger than imagination. Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow 00:00 - Start04:40 - AITPF for the gift I brought with me to meet my boyfriend's family?15:34 - AITPF for telling my sister to mop the floor again after she used a lizard spray?25:22 - AITPF for showing my girlfriend some criticism of Taylor Swift's latest album after she asked for it?39:32 - AITPF for yelling at my boyfriend because he woke me up?48:16 - Ending

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    School Lunch Nightmares | Sheltered Sages

    It's lunchtime at Sheltered Sages, and we’re unpacking more than just brown-bag drama.From “boring” bento backlash to friendship-table politics and even fighting for the right to get lunch at school, Andrew and Philip dive fork-first into the cafeteria chaos.Are packed lunches a parenting crime?Is sitting alone a betrayal?And is wanting school pizza really THAT unreasonable?Pull up a tray — this week, the Sages are serving piping-hot takes, lukewarm cafeteria nostalgia, and a side of tater tots. Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow 00:00 - Start01:02 - Intro03:55 - AITPF for giving our kid "boring" lunches for school?15:05 - AITPF for not sitting at lunch with my friend30:03 - AITPF for wanting lunch at school42:44 - Ending

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    So Sheltered it's Scary: A Halloween Geek Dive | Sheltered Sages

    It’s Halloween on Sheltered Sages, and things are getting downright chilling! In this special Geek Dive, Andrew and Phillip swap Reddit threads for original tales of mystery, mischief, and maybe a little madness. These aren’t your average internet creep stories—they’re ours. So grab a blanket, dim the lights, and settle in as the Sages share stories that are eerie, clever, and so sheltered it's scary. Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow 00:00 - Start03:55 - Snitches16:02 - Talking about Snitches24:08 - The Family Monster46:45 - Story 2 Interview57:36 - Ending

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    The Sages Vs. The Supernatural | Sheltered Sages

    It’s Halloween on Sheltered Sages, and things are getting downright chilling! This time, Andrew and Philip aren’t just reading scary stories—they’ve written their own. From eerie encounters to mind-bending mysteries, the Sages bring their storytelling skills (and maybe a few nightmares) to life in this special Geek Dive episode. Grab your flashlight, lock your doors, and join the Sages for original tales that are creepy, clever, and just the right amount of cursed. Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow 00:00 - Start03:55 - Snitches16:02 - Talking about Snitches24:08 - The Family Monster46:45 - Story 2 Interview57:36 - Ending 'Effervescence' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. www.scottbuckley.com.au 'Eyes In The Void' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. www.scottbuckley.com.au 'Computations in a Snowstorm' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. www.scottbuckley.com.au 'Fading' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. www.scottbuckley.com.au 'Castles in the Sky' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. www.scottbuckley.com.au 'Shadows and Dust' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. www.scottbuckley.com.au

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    Unsheltered and Wacky Stories from the Wives| Sheltered Sages | Sheltered Sages

    This week on Sheltered Sages, the tables have turned—Andrew and Philip’s wives are in charge, and they’ve handpicked the stories! First up, a spouse battles a late-night garlic obsession that’s stinking up both the house and the marriage. Then, we head to a wedding where guests are forced to join the show—literally—in a full-on puppet-themed ceremony. And finally, a bride uninvites her sister-in-law after a major pregnancy leak—was it justified or just drama? Tune in for marital mayhem, puppet problems, and the chaos that happens when the Sages let their better halves steer the ship! Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow 00:00 - Start04:09 - AITPF for crusading against my husband's garlic obsession ruining our home and my sleep?17:41 - AITPF for making our guests participate in our puppet themed wedding?35:14 - AITPF for uninviting my sister-in-law from my wedding after she leaked my pregnancy?46:49 - Ending

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    Rotten to the Yolk: Deviled Eggs Edition | Sheltered Sages

    In this worst of the worst special, Andrew and Philip crack open a pair of truly rotten Reddit stories. First, a boyfriend wakes his partner up at 2am demanding dinner—but instead of a midnight snack, he gets shown the door. Then, a father loses it and screams at his daughter just for singing—can anything justify that kind of meltdown? It’s the “Deviled Eggs” of AITA: overcooked, hard to swallow, and guaranteed to leave a bad taste. Tune in as the Sages pick apart these messiest of messes with humor, honesty, and maybe a dash of hot sauce. Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow 00:00 - Start03:29 - AITPF because my [31M] boyfriend woke me [34F] up at 2am to make him dinner; I made him leave instead26:53 - AITPF because my [34M] husband screamed at our daughter just for singing Golden. How do I get him to realize it's not ok?47:20 - Ending

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    Homeschool to Harmony: A Music Geek Dive | Sheltered Sages

    Andrew and Philip are tuning up for a special Music Geek Dive! First, a passionate musician refuses to give up their beloved music room—reasonable dedication or misplaced priorities? Then, a romantic twist: someone treasures a guitar string more than their engagement ring—is it a heartfelt symbol or a major relationship red flag? Strike a chord with the Sheltered Sages as they riff on love, loyalty, and life in perfect (or not-so-perfect) harmony. Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow 00:00 - Start05:23 - AITPF for not moving my music room26:24 - AITPF for wearing the guitar string more than the actual engagement ring?38:47 - AITPF for being frustrated when my cousin borrows my guitar without my permission?47:09 - Ending

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    Unfinished Archive Part 2 | Sheltered Sages

    In this special return to the Unfinished Archives, Andrew and Philip dust off a couple of Reddit gems that never made it to air the first time around. First, a teacher learns the hard way that not all school spirit events are worth the sprint in a chaotic relay race gone wrong. Then, things get awkward when a pregnant friend’s baby name choice sparks some brutally honest feedback—is it helpful honesty or just unnecessary shade? Tune in for laughs, lessons, and the second chapter of the Sages’ “lost files.” Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow 00:00 - Start03:08 - TIMU by running the teacher relay race21:09 - AITPF for telling my pregnant friend that her kid was going to get bullied for the name she plans on using?35:24 - Ending

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    Homeschool to Homeroom: Public School Problems | Sheltered Sages

    This week, Andrew and Philip swap out chalkboards for Reddit boards as they dive into the world of public school drama. From classroom chaos to cafeteria controversies, the Sages weigh in on what makes the school system tick—and where it totally flunks. Tune in for laughs, lessons, and a homeschooler’s take on the wild world of homeroom! Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow 00:00 - Start04:32 - Story 123:30 - Story 249:19 - Ending

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    Homeschool to Homegrown: Meet the Parents | Sheltered Sages

    For a very special episode of Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip bring it all back to where it started—home. That’s right, the Sages are interviewing their parents! From homeschooling highs and lows to the funniest childhood stories they probably didn’t want shared on air, this episode is packed with nostalgia, laughter, and a whole lot of honesty. Tune in to hear the voices behind the upbringing, and maybe get a few secrets about Andrew and Philip you’ve never heard before. Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow

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    Dungeons, Drama, and a DM with Whiskers

    With the wait for Semester 2 dragging on, Andrew and Philip do what any respectable former homeschoolers would—start a D&D game. The twist? Their Dungeon Master… is a cat. In this chaotic off-season promo, dice are rolled, snacks are stolen, and the cat refuses to stick to the plot. Will they defeat the evil Bandit King? Will the cat ever stop sitting on the character sheets? Probably not. But hey—it’s still better than just waiting. Semester 2 is coming soon! Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow

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    The Homeschool Wars (Part 2) | Sheltered Sages EP18

    Welcome to Part 2 of the Semester 1 Finale of Sheltered Sages! Andrew and Philip are back to close out Season 1 with more homeschool heat—and this time, it’s all about family boundaries and educational choices. First, one Redditor refuses to share their hard-earned homeschool materials with their sister-in-law—is that selfish or totally fair? Then, we dive into a parenting dilemma: one kid goes to private school, the other stays homeschooled—is that playing favorites or just meeting individual needs? It’s the season send-off you didn’t know you needed—full of heartfelt stories, controversial takes, and the classic Sage blend of humor and honesty. See you next semester! Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow 00:00:00 - Start00:01:31 - AITPF for refusing to let my SIL use our "homeschool" materials?00:32:13 - AITPF for sending my son to private school and homeschooling my daughter?01:01:39 - Ending 'Vanguard’ by Scott Buckley – released under CC-BY 4.0. www.scottbuckley.com.au

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    The Homeschool Wars (Part 1) | Sheltered Sages EP17

    It’s the Semester 1 Finale of Sheltered Sages, and we’re closing out our first season with a topic near and dear to our hearts: homeschooling—but this time, we’re not the ones under fire. In Part 1 of this special two-part finale, Andrew and Philip weigh in on Reddit’s spiciest schooling debates. First up, a sibling throws shade at their sister’s homeschooling plans—is it concern or just condescension? Then, a parent enforces a homeschool “dress code”—reasonable structure or ridiculous overreach? Get ready for personal stories, passionate opinions, and a whole lot of homeschool drama to wrap up our first season in style! Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow 00:00 - Start07:48 - AITPF for telling my sister she should not homeschool her children?40:47 - AITPF for giving my kids a "dress code" for homeschool?58:04 - Ending

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    Theme Parks to Thunderstorms | Sheltered Sages EP16

    As the grand opening of Epic Universe draws near, Andrew and Philip are strapping in for a rollercoaster of Reddit drama—all set in the magical (and mildly chaotic) world of theme parks! First, a parent wants to hit the rides without their five-year-old—is that selfish or self-care? Then, someone refuses to leave a park early, even when the fun starts fizzling—is it fair to stick to the plan? And finally, a Disney-goer creates a full rulebook for the trip—is that responsible or just controlling? Tune in for laugh-out-loud takes, theme park therapy, and some very strong opinions on Mickey Mouse logistics! Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow 00:00 - Start07:12 - AITPF for wanting to go to the amusement park without my five-year-old?23:09 - AITPF for not leaving a theme park early?36:55 - AITPF for making a set list of rules for a Disney trip?55:04 - Ending

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    Homeschool to Housepets | Sheltered Sages EP15

    In this pet-packed episode of Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip dig into Reddit’s messiest animal dilemmas. First up: a girlfriend’s cat slips outside—was it an accident or an unforgivable betrayal? Then, a pregnant friend wants the pets gone—is it selfish to say no, or is the host just protecting their fur family? And finally, one housemate assumes the others will care for their dog while they’re on vacation… but didn’t exactly ask. Tune in for paws, claws, and plenty of hot takes on pet-parent etiquette! Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow 00:00 - Start08:14 - AITPF for letting my girlfriend's cat outside?21:26 - AITPF for not getting rid of my pets so my pregnant friend could stay with me?33:12 - AITPF for thinking my housemates would look after my dog when I went on holiday?47:42 - Ending

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    Unsealed and Unhinged | Sheltered Sages EP14

    This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip are slicing into some seriously frosted drama—starting with a story about someone who walks out of a gathering and takes the cake with them. Petty or perfectly understandable? Then it's game night chaos when a store owner refuses to ban kids from board games—should fun come with an age limit? Finally, one listener’s mother-in-law just moved herself in—and now the host is ready to evict her stuff. Tune in for debates on boundaries, cake ethics, and the ultimate in-law overstep! Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow 00:00 - Start02:40 - AITPF for leaving a family gathering and taking the cake with me after getting my feelings hurt?18:52 - AITPF for not making board game nights in my store child-free?30:34 - WIBTPF if I throw all my mother-in-law's things out of my house after she moved herself in?

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    Quick Takes from the Quieter Kids: Picklefoot Showdown | Sheltered Sages EP13

    This week on Sheltered Sages, it’s game time! Andrew and Philip level up the podcast with a new segment: the Picklefoot Challenge. One host reads a Reddit story, and the other has only moments to decide:Are they the Picklefoot (you know… the one in the wrong)?Why?And what did Reddit rule?From sick moms and stolen leftovers to reality TV rejection and birthday trip takeovers, this episode is packed with snap judgments, bold guesses, and plenty of laughs. Who will reign supreme in Reddit rulings? Who will be crowned the Ultimate Picklefoot Predictor? Tune in for hot takes, wild pranks, and some surprisingly heartfelt moments in the chaos!____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow 00:00:00 - Start00:01:56 - Game Rules00:04:35 - AITPF my husband won’t let me go see my sick mom for a few days alone.00:11:24 - AITPF for not letting my coworker interrupt me anymore?00:17:39 - AITPF for refusing to pay in full for a meal someone else took home00:23:35 - AITPF if I [26M] drink on dates but not with my friends00:29:23 - AITPF for telling my producer/boss the way he’s filming a commercial/Indy film I’m working on is not going to appeal to young people?00:34:20 - AITPF for copying my friend's business?00:40:03 - AITPF defending my husband after a prank went horribly wrong00:45:06 - AITPF for forcing my way onto my sister's birthday trip?00:49:21 - AITPF for asking my partner to stop playing video games00:54:20 - AITPF for going to a concert with my friends instead of my gf00:58:56 - AITPF for refusing to read my wife's application to a reality TV show about our cluttered home?01:02:43 - AITPF for not giving my friend his TV back01:06:59 - Ending

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    Gaming Boundaries and Button-Mashing Battles |Sheltered Sages EP12

    It’s game on in this episode of Sheltered Sages! Andrew and Philip dive into digital drama, starting with a girlfriend who wants to ban her boyfriend from playing a specific video game—is it setting a boundary or just controlling behavior? Next, a boyfriend expects a brand-new PC—but is refusing to buy one selfish or simply sensible? And finally, a sibling showdown erupts over a video game—should older players have the final say, or is it time to share the controller? Grab your headphones and press play for laughs, hot takes, and some serious debates over screen time! Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow 00:00:00 - Start00:07:43 - AITPF if I tell my bf he can't play a specific video game anymore?Episode Start00:32:02 - AITPF for not buying a new pc for my bf?00:46:24 - AITPF for not wanting my younger brother to play my game?01:05:41 - Ending

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    Homeschool to Headlocks: Hobbies, Sports, and Sparring Debates | Sheltered Sages EP11

    Passions and priorities collide in this episode of Sheltered Sages! Andrew and Philip tackle the tricky world of hobbies and sports, starting with a guy who just wants his girlfriend to appreciate his interests—is he sharing his passion or forcing it? Then, a BJJ practitioner refuses to spar with a female opponent—respectful boundary or just sexist? And finally, a dad puts his foot down on high school sports, sparking a family feud—is he protecting his son’s future or just being controlling? Tune in for laughs, heated debates, and some real talk on when to push and when to let go! Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow 00:00 - Start05:36 - AITPF for ‘forcing’ my girlfriend to appreciate my hobby?18:21 - Black Belt Testing19:24 - AITPF for refusing to spar with a female opponent in BJJ38:01 - AITPF for not allowing my son to play sports after he reaches high school, and also telling my wife she is wrong?56:27 - Ending

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    Homeschool to Highways: Travel Nightmares and Tough Calls | Sheltered Sages EP10

    Vacation is supposed to be relaxing… supposed to be. In this episode of Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip break down Reddit’s biggest travel-related dilemmas. First, a best friend ruins a trip, and now there won’t be a next one—is that fair, or should second chances be given? Then, a family vacation gets canceled less than 24 hours in due to a misbehaving kid—smart parenting or an overreaction? And finally, one couple’s travel dreams hit a roadblock… because of their cat. Reasonable concern or just plain ridiculous? Pack your bags and tune in for laughs, debates, and a reality check on travel expectations! Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow 00:00 - Start04:15 - AITPF  for refusing to travel with my bestfriend again after she messed up our last trip?23:44 - AITPF for cancelling vacation less than 24 hours in due to my kid's behavior42:28 - AITPF for not wanting to (22F) to travel for a year because we can’t bring our cat54:48 - Ending

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    Sheltered but Sneaky: When Pranks Go Too Far | Sheltered Sages EP9

    Not all jokes land—especially when family is involved! In this episode of Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip break down some of Reddit’s wildest prank-related drama. First, a sibling pulls a birthday prank at their dad’s request—are they off the hook, or should they have known better? Then, a husband’s prank backfires spectacularly when his wife leaves him at a clinic—did he have it coming, or was it an overreaction? And finally, one person decides they’ve had enough and cuts off their entire family over a prank—justified, or just petty? Tune in for laughs, life lessons, and a deep dive into when jokes stop being funny! Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow 00:00 - Start02:34 - AITPF for pranking my sister on her birthday after my dad asked me to?15:33 - AITPF For Yelling at my husband then leaving him at the clinic after his prank?31:56 - AITPF  for cutting all contact with my family because of a prank?51:42 - A Great Prank57:15 - Episode End

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    Homeschool to Hollywood: Our Geek Dive into Filmmaking | Sheltered Sages EP8

    Lights, camera, drama! In this episode of Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip break down some of Reddit’s biggest movie-related moral dilemmas. First, a filmmaker gets a harsh anonymous review from a friend—is honesty the best policy, or should loyalty come first? Then, one boyfriend gets creative by disguising a movie trilogy as a TV show—genius life hack or relationship red flag? And finally, a parent lets their 9-year-old watch Saw—is it a harmless rite of passage or a one-way ticket to nightmares? Grab some popcorn and tune in for laughs, debates, and a deep dive into cinematic chaos! Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow 00:00:00 - Start00:06:49 - AITPF for anonymously posting a negative review of my friend's film, and never owning up to it?00:34:45 - AITPF for pretending a movie trilogy is a TV Series to my girlfriend who hates movies?00:52:31 - AITPF for letting my 9 year old daughter watch a Saw movie?01:16:14 - Ending

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    Professor, Principal, and Parent | Sheltered Sages EP7

    Family drama takes center stage as Andrew and Philip tackle some of Reddit’s most heated parent-child conflicts. First, a fed-up adult asks their mom to leave after she keeps wasting food—is it a fair boundary or just ungrateful? Then, nostalgia takes a hit when someone refuses to wait for their mom to show home videos—should patience be a given, or is it okay to move on? And finally, a long-lost bio-father wants to be called “Dad,” but his child isn’t having it—are they right to set the record straight? Tune in for laughs, life lessons, and some brutally honest family debates! Some resources for people in tough situations: https://www.thehotline.org My daughter is blind, but I want to get her into DnDhttps://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/12pvmrp/my_daughter_is_blind_but_i_want_to_get_her_into/ Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow 00:00:00 - Start00:04:53 - AITPF for asking my mother to leave because she won't stop wasting my food?00:22:42 - Happy Cats00:23:04 - AITPF for not waiting for mom to show some home videos00:39:53 - AITPF for telling my bio-father that he doesn’t deserve to be called “dad”?00:52:48 - My daughter is blind, but I want to get her into DnD01:01:03 - Ending

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    Homeschool Homies | Sheltered Sages EP6

    Friendships are on the line in this episode of Sheltered Sages! First, Andrew and Philip debate whether it’s ever okay to ask for a gift back—if the recipient is planning to toss it, do you have a right to reclaim it? Then, a wedding takes a dramatic turn when the bride kicks out her best friend—was it justified, or just cold feet gone too far? And finally, a simple request for a phone charger sparks an unexpected conflict—when does a small favor become a big deal? Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and some serious friendship drama! Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow  00:00 - Intro06:28 - AITPF for asking my friend to give back a gift I gave her after she openly expressed that she would be getting rid of it?18:11 - AITPF for kicking my best friend out of my wedding after what she did?32:10 - AITPF for not getting my dad's charger out of his truck for my friend?56:22 - Ending

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    Sheltered Sibling and Sordid Stories | Sheltered Sages EP5

    Sibling drama takes center stage as Andrew and Philip dive into some of the most intense sibling dilemmas Reddit has to offer! First, a funeral turns explosive when one sibling honors their late sister’s wishes by kicking out their brother—were they right to stand their ground, or did they take things too far? Then, a childhood memory is shattered after a shocking Photoshop confession—does the truth always set you free, or should some secrets stay buried? And finally, a high schooler wants to keep their sibling status under wraps—is that fair game, or just plain cruel? Tune in for laughs, heated debates, and a reminder that no one can push your buttons quite like siblings! Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow 00:00:00 - Intro00:08:36 - AITPF for following my late sister’s wishes and kicking our brother out of her funeral00:25:33 - AITPF for ruining my brother’s childhood memory by admitting I photoshopped it 14 years ago?00:39:35 - What Stories Do You Want To Hear?00:40:25 - AITPF for telling my brother I don't want other people to know he is my brother in high school01:03:44 - Ending01:07:30 - Send Us Your Stories!

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    Homeschool to Hero: Our Geek Dive into D&D | Sheltered Sages EP4

    Grab your dice and prepare for chaos as Andrew and Philip dive into some of the most dramatic Dungeons & Dragons stories Reddit has to offer! First up, a tabletop romance sparks real-world jealousy—does a player owe their partner a character breakup, or is this just meta-gaming gone too far? Then, a cautionary tale proves that sometimes, getting exactly what you wish for is the worst possible outcome. And finally, we break down the ultimate DM fail—a campaign where the Dungeon Master’s pet character takes center stage, leaving the players as mere sidekicks. It’s a critical hit of laughs, hot takes, and some very real lessons in tabletop etiquette—don’t miss it! Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages! ____________________ Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow 00:00:00 - Intro00:12:19 - AITPF for not ending an DnD in-game relationship between mine and a female players character even though my gf wants me to?00:30:34 - As they say, be careful what you wish for (DND story)00:45:27 - DND DM runs a campaign that is basically a book with his DMpc as the protagonist01:05:14 - Ending

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    Cookies, Service Dogs, and Petty Revenge | Sheltered Sages EP3

    Workplace drama takes center stage in this episode of Sheltered Sages! Andrew and Philip break down a heated debate over stolen project ideas—does calling out a co-worker make you a team player or a tattletale? Then, we tackle the surprisingly controversial world of Girl Scout cookie sales at work—do you have to buy, or is it fair to say no? Plus, things get downright messy when someone tries to get a co-worker fired for having a service dog. And finally, we wrap up with a glorious tale of malicious compliance—because sometimes, following the rules exactly is the best way to prove a point. Tune in for laughs, insight, and workplace wisdom you never knew you needed! ____________________  Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow  00:00 - Intro01:42 - AITPF for telling my co-worker I’d report them for stealing my project idea?13:05 - AITPF for refusing to buy Girl Scout cookies from my coworker?24:21 - AITPF for trying to get a co-worker fired for having a service dog?39:39 - Expense Reimbursement Policy? I'll Follow It to the Letter!48:43 - Ending

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    Head over HotWheels in Love | Sheltered Sages EP2

    In this episode of Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip dive into some seriously spicy Reddit drama. First up, a woman moves out of her boyfriend’s place over salsa—is she justified, or is this just a recipe for disaster? Then, a guy jets off on vacation without his girlfriend because she can’t afford to pay her way—is he being practical or just plain selfish? And finally, we roll into a heartwarming (and slightly hilarious) love story featuring… Hot Wheels? Buckle up for laughs, unexpected wisdom, and a deep dive into the internet’s wildest dilemmas____________________Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages FacebookSheltered Sages InstagramSheltered Sages X LinkSheltered Sages TikTok LinkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrowChapters:(00:00:00) - Intro(00:01:52) - AITPF for moving out of my boyfriends over salsa? (00:16:29) - AITPF for going on vacation without my girlfriend if she can't pay her way? (00:32:46) - AITPF for not taking my girlfriend's suggestion? (00:49:07) - RA - Temporarily calling off my engagement(24f) to my fiancé(36M)(01:03:42) - r/Hotwheels - Head over Hotwheels in Love (01:13:55) - Ending

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    Finally out from Under the Rock | Sheltered Sages EP1

    Join Andrew and Philip, two former homeschoolers, as they dive headfirst into the wildest stories Reddit has to offer. From AITA to TIFU, these two friends blend their unique perspectives, humor, and a dash of advice to dissect internet drama, doing their best to keep it all as family friendly as possible. Get ready for unexpected laughs, real-life insight, and a reminder that sometimes, the best lessons come from stepping out from under the rock. Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages Facebook Sheltered Sages Instagram Sheltered Sages X Link Sheltered Sages TikTok Link Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow Chapters: (00:00) - Intro (05:36) - Episode Starts…Now (09:23) - AITPF for accepting an invitation on my husband’s behalf that I knew he wouldn’t like and refusing to cancel it? (19:59) - AITPF for refusing to pay my friend $60 that I owe him? (35:22) - AITPF for not knowing my girlfriend wanted to be 30 mins early to yoga? (51:29) - Ending

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    Welcome to Sheltered Sages | Trailer

    Join Andrew and Philip, two former homeschoolers, as they dive headfirst into the wildest stories Reddit has to offer. From AITA to TIFU, these two friends blend their unique perspectives, humor, and a dash of advice to dissect internet drama, doing their best to keep it all as family friendly as possible. Get ready for unexpected laughs, real-life insight, and a reminder that sometimes, the best lessons come from stepping out from under the rock. Follow us on all of the things:Sheltered Sages Facebook Sheltered Sages Instagram Sheltered Sages X Link Sheltered Sages TikTok Link Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy03IQpypvrDSBIGdTBZrow

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Join Andrew and Philip, two former homeschoolers, as they dive headfirst into the wildest stories Reddit has to offer. From AITA to TIFU, these two friends blend their unique perspectives, humor, and a dash of advice to dissect internet drama, doing their best to keep it all as family friendly as possible. Get ready for unexpected laughs, real-life insight, and a reminder that sometimes, the best lessons come from stepping out from under the rock.

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