Shits & Giggles Poodcast

Dookie Daria triggers her own biofeedback when she fondue-dues herself...in front of a therapy client.  The Twin Shitsters use Freudian anal-ysis to process the Hip-POO-cratic violation she made in her (discarded) underwear.  

This episode's theme is A-Poo-sement Parks (aka Amusement Parks), which apparently is where a lot of shit goes down!  Our guest, Bandit, went viral on Tik Tok with this spooky tale of getting scared shitless on Halloween.  The Twins gratefully listen to the gory & gooey details as Sara Sparkle hyperventilates with laughter.  Grab your hazmat suit & get ready for the poop chute!Want Bandit to wash their hands & give you an amazing tattoo?  Sure you doo:IG:  @spaghettinipple.tattoos

Our hearts, minds, and podcast have been taken over by our latest obsession:  Heated Rivalry!  And so, Sara & Amanda Sparkle present a Heated Rivalry-themed pop-up podcast/poop up poodcast:  Man In The Buttcrack.  Listen up as they discuss all things Shane, Ilya, hockey, gay, and of course, shitty.  So grab a tuna melt, get your round, luscious ass to The Cottage, and let's get into it! #hockgay #trimyourbuttWanna read Nurse Enema's book after you finish the Heated Rivalry series?Check out "The Worst Place on Earth" by E.R. Whitneyhttps://www.amazon.com/Worst-Place-Earth-R-Whitney/dp/B0CQPKCGG3

Get ready to jajaja! The Twin Shitsters are entranced with Elizabeth of Lore's story of Mexican myth, medicine, & mierda.   Angry spirits unleash a tropical shitstorm in her panties but maybe, just maybe, it's a blessing in disgusting disguise?   Connect with Elizabeth of Lore for energy & Tarot readings, divination, & deep dives into spirituality & mysticism!IG:  @elizabeth_of_lorehttps://www.youtube.com/@elizabeth_of_lore

Fart Factory returns to the pood and inspires Sara Sparkle & Amanda Sparkle with a tale of a subconscious dancefloor dookie and the inner strength she pulled together to say "deuces" to some would-be haters.  

We're celebrating our 2 year anniversary of our beloved pood with our turdy-turd epoosode!  Instead of catching a wave on her Hawaiian vacation, Erin Sydney (The Poster Child for the Gut-Brain Connection) catches a bout of salmonella & ends up serving a poo-poo platter for all to see...& hear....& smell.  Check out Erin Sydney's band, 37 Houses (IG @37housesband) on tour in California this November:     11/9 SF - The Knockout11/20 San Pedro - The Sardine11/21 El Centro - Mexco Brew Co11/22 LA - The Redwood Bar11/23 San Diego - The Tower Bar

The Twin Shitsters decide to start a brown mental band after their guest, Fart Factory, shares an anal anecdote complete with diapers, gel, & pooping on command. 

Neither thin-crust nor deep-dish pizza can spare Lactaid Larry from rectal wrath.  A failed trust exercise with his lopsided sphincter means he's one foot in and one foot out of... You-Know-What!  Make sure you grab enough tissues to dab away 100-200 tears for this shitty saga.  

Our guest, Tara Lipoopsky, wins the brown medal for the excrement escapades that ensued in Minnecrapoolis & in her L.E.I.® jeans.  Get ready for a stink by the rink!  

The Twin Shitsters welcome back their very first guest, Olive, who explains how a spooky early-Covid walk led to a social distance poop that turned out to be better than prozac.  It's a tombstone recipe for disASSter!  Can't get enough of Olive?  Check her out:  https://www.instagram.com/olivia_rossetto_designhttps://www.tiktok.com/@olivia_rossetto_design

Nicky Nincompoop returns to S&G for his #2 guest appearance.  It's no longer his first rectal rodeo with his now world-famous dairy allergy, so what lessons *might* he have learned? Get ready for BBQ, binging ice cream, and bidets! #fullcrotchIf you are a Nicky fan check out his LinkedIn, or his pottery here: https://www.instagram.com/nw_mugly

We're in our Awkward Era for this epoosode's theme:  Middle School.  The Twins welcome guest, Zeebz, who plays it cool during a stinky lunchtime incident.  But can he salvage his rePOOtation & cargo pants?  Can he & his Dad survive the accidents that took place that fateful day?  Here's to hormones, homework, & hoping for the best.Check out Zeebz on We Won't Finish This Podcast! https://wewontfinishthispodcast.buzzsprout.com/2403687/episodes/16492132-cold-case-piles-we-won-t-finish-this-podcast-20

Willkommen to our German-themed epooside featuring DJ Nordic Trak.  A woefully thwarted toilet paper quest in Berlin ends in a liquidy lovers' quarrel.  But can he channel his #ragepoop & capture the zeitgeist of the shituation as only an übermensch can?  Roll over Beethoven, & hump to the beat of the SyntheScheisse! 

When Runny Riley pops his enema cherry, things get real complicated real fast.  As his social calendar fills up, his bowels clear out...all while the clock ticks down. Hosts & Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle can't help but ask themselves: With friends like these, who needs enemas? 

Welcome to the shit show!  Guest Lena Way Ova poo-forms a variety act of pants shitting stories from her unique poo-spective.  Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle (Twin Sisters) invite you to toss a coin (...or a salad) to decide if you'll be wearing sawdust-laden boxers or brown-tinged lace panties! 

This episode's theme is BIKES!  After saturating his sleeping bag with slop, Rambod manages to avoid freezing into a shit popsicle and gets by with a little help from his friends. A surprise eyewitness adds exquisite detail to this chronicle of a crap foretold.  Spoiler:  That's not water!

Crikey! Twin Sisters Amanda & Sara Sparkle tag along for Susan Sharticle's journey Down (Brown) Under.  After a mischievous pill poppin' plane ride she didgeridoo-doo'ed herself just in time to meet her Boss's Boss.  But will her fecal secret stay as tightly contained as a jar of vegemite?  Put another shit on the barbie!

Eating like shit & then buying shit off Craigslist has crappy consequences for Bryan & his shorts.  Luckily a back-up shower & complex post-poo plan saves the day.  But will he lose his job over it, or get the poo-motion he deserves?  Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle are all ears.

Holy moly, it's E. coli. Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle follow Crusty Caleb across the pond, where they left a trail of music, stank, & shit all across Europe 's best venues & worst bathrooms, only to wind up a freak in the sheets.  All aboard!!!

For Episode 19, Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle channel the voice of Berto's long-suffering, finicky diva of an Asshole, only to learn that donut distraction leads to retaliatory rectal ruin.  

It’s a huge sausage fest over here for Episode 18! Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle marvel at Debbie Depends’ candid camera crap, whose ripple effects were felt (& seen) for decades to come! This was for sure one of the Greatest Shits of 1993!

Ever been gASSlit by the dismal US medical system?  Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle are enthralled by the suspected anesthesia poo that left their guest, Mary, with unanswered questions & an achy anus.  Trust your gut on this one!  Trigger warning:  surgical shit

Portland, Oregon is The Shitty of Roses thanks to some free organic fertilizer.  Twin Sisters Sara Sparkle & Amanda Sparkle welcome Guest Butt Liquid Lee, who answers the age-old question:  What happens when your shit *does* smell like roses?  Get on your bikes and ride!

An overdose of magnesium backfires in the poopiest of ways.  Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle (aka #ThePoopWitchPsychic) & Sara Sparkle bear witness as party powerhouse & club fashionista Loose Lala proclaims her seedy shit to the world.  Beware lace thongs & once again:  never trust a fart!

What's it like to have diarrhea for a whole year?  What happens when a fancy Japanese toilet goes haywire on your ass?  Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle listen with bated breath as Guest Ima Dium answers these questions with dignity, resilience and a white skort.  Pea soup, anyone?

Blessed are those who listen to our Luck-themed 13th Episode! Daphne Droppings was living a semi-charmed kind of life in Shanghai, except for a mysteriously itchy butthole. Was it a worm? an STD? an allergy?  A spicy hallway poop provided a clue. Grab your tape for this one! 

The tables have turned for the turd-telling Twins!  Sara Sparkle & *Guest Co-Host* Cat Urine urge Amanda Sparkle to spill the tea about her bowel-spilling honeymoon poop, and her red bathing suit has never been the same!  Don't blame the Purple Doritos, the plums are the real culprits.

Forget Eat, Pray, Love! It's Drink, Sweat, Shit Yourself on this Travel-themed episode of Shits & Giggles.  Backed Up Betty recounts a sweltering Asia poop for Twin Sisters Sara Sparkle & Amanda Sparkle while weaving in threads of abandonment trauma & sweet sweet karma.  All aboard, but watch out for shit cobras.

To commemorate the 30th anniversary of a backseat poop, Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle help their guest, Harry to connect the dots between people-pleasing, covert crapping, & speaking up for his inner child.  Pull over & make room for this one.

Episode 9 of Shits & Giggles features Excrement Eddy, who enraptures Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle with their tale of a couch poop, where delicious turd tragedy struck not once, but twice....& ended with a marriage proo-osal (kind of)!

In Episode 8 of Shits & Giggles, Sharty Shelly regales Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle with not 1 but 2 meat allergy poop stories.   From cars to co-workers, from hot dates to hot saunas, this experienced pants sharter & towel-shitter has done it all!

On episode 7 of Shits & Giggles, Twins Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle explore the theme of 'Spice' by probing into Laxative Lisa's diet pill poop story.   Is it worth it to accept oily butthole stains & sharts & to have an exponentially higher likelihood of orange-colored pants-shitting to lose a few pounds?  You decide!

Friendship is the theme of Shits & Giggles Episode 6.  Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle welcome guests/BFFs Burstin' Brandon & Taking A Shit Tim, who hold space for each other as they each recall surviving medical scares only to epically soil themselves on the path to recovery (and the office!) Trigger warning: brain surgery & botulism!!

On Episode 5 of Shits & Giggles, Twins Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle discuss the sweaty movie marathon poop story of Nicky Nincompoop, which took place on the dairy-filled day he learned he was lactose intolerant! 

It's time to clock in for our Work-themed episode of Shits & Giggles!  Twins/Boss Bitches Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle interview Skidmark Steve, whose resume includes a watery office poop & advocacy work to normalize self-shitting stories for men.

Batter up, bitches!  The theme of the 3rd episode of Shits & Giggles is Sports.   Hosts & twin sisters Amanda Sparkle and Sara Sparkle bear witness to the athletic poop story of Jennifer, who explains how it takes blood, sweat, tears, & shit to be in top form.  

In the #2 (!) episode of Shits & Giggles, hosts Amanda Sparkle and Sara Sparkle delve into Hannah's tale of fecal woe, which meets at the intersectionality of psychedelics, self-love, and bed poops.  

In this pilot episode of Shits & Giggles, twin sisters Sara Sparkle and Amanda Sparkle interview Olive as she unpacks her story of a thong poop gone wrong....twice! Have a good poop story that you want to share? Get in touch: [email protected]