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Sign the NDA
by Gemma McLaren and Talia Waters
Ever wished you could listen to a live FaceTime call between two best friends sharing their most embarrassing stories on topics like queefing, dirty talk, male validation and loads more? Then Sign the NDA is for you (just keep it a secret)Instagram: @signthendapodTik Tok: @signthendapod
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Do you remember?
The recurring theme of this season has been friendship, soo... it felt right to reminisce on some of our favourite friendship group memories! And who better to do that with than Charley Bryson? Listen today as Gem, T and Char tell their favourite friendship group stories. You're bound to giggle at this.
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What's your favourite colour?
No red flags allowed in this episode!This week, Gem and T are discussing the green flags that come in all sorts of relationships, but most importantly, platonic. Are they green flags though, or just the bare minimum? We'll let you decide..And remember, sign the NDA x
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Are you joking?!
This week on Sign the NDA, Gemma and T are quaking in their boots. That's right, we're talking scary experiences.We're covering everything from freaky psychics to unsuccessful breaking distances. Grab a cup of tea and delve into our traumatic experiences.
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Wanna hang out?
Making friends in your twenties can be hard :( So Gem and T are here to tell you how they've made friends in their twenties with their usual funny stories and some tips along the way....
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I be shitting?
Join Gemma and Talia today while they talk about gut feelings and how they are never wrong. We're telling stories about parents boyfriends and ex boyfriends - consider this your allotted cry time
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Did you match them too?
Special guest alert: we've got Miss Ella Loates on Sign the NDA this week... anddd we're talking dating apps ;) you just know this is going to be juicy! Grab your cup of tea or glass of wine and let's dig in
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Do I get a plus one?
House parties were elite back in the day, who else misses them? This week Gem and T reminisce on some of their favourite house party stories, listen to hear about BeReal, keying cars and secret snogs. PS: Gemma does throw the best house parties ;)
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Wow, did that really just happen? PT 2
We're talking kissing colleagues, puking while driving, and Fred Again. Have you ever had a 'wow, did that really just happen?' moment? Well then, this is the episode for you.
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Why does it look like that? PT 2
Oh we love a part two, don't you? We're talking willies, the coil and finding nudes on your boyfriends phone - oh my! Tune in now to get the full debrief from Gem and T x
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Do you want me to tell mum?
Eldest sibling syndrome, middle child problem, youngest sibling disease? Wherever you are born in the sibling line - you will always have trauma...so siblings unite, let's share our traumatic stories ;)
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Are your balls big enough?
No, this episode is not just for men - but we are talking toxic masculinity... this is perhaps our most political(ish) theme, so strap yourselves in x
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What's your New Years resolution?
This week Gem and T are talking about New Years Eve, everything from puking, getting punched and giving blow jobs (only to find out said person had a new years kiss hours before). Giggle along with us.
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Is this appropriate to wear?
Any guesses on this weeks topic? That's right, we're talking 'meeting the parents'! Maybe your cool as a cucumber or do you shit yourself like Gemma? Either way, listen this week to hear all the nerve-wracking 'meeting the parents' stories and giggle/cringe along with us. And as always, remember to Sign the NDA
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Did you like that? PT 2
It’s back!! On today’s episode Gem and T are talking embarrassing sex stories, mentioning mums, cracking your head open, dirty talk and farting…. oh yes. Don’t miss out ;) Remember to always, Sign the NDA
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Is that a good reply? PT2
Well well well, it seems everyone has a juicy talking stage story... tune in for part two today to hear three more tantalising tales. PS: The audio for this episode is horrendous, we're very sorry x
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Is that a good reply?
Oh, who doesn’t love a talking stage? We do!!This week on Sign the NDA, we’re chatting about talking stages- what to look out for and why boundaries are so important. Don’t miss all the gossip ;)
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Where is a good bush?
The titles not giving any hints, but Gem and T are talking pissing in public today. We all do it and when you gotta go you gotta go - no shame here. Remember to Sign the NDA x
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Year Seven, are you listening?
Were you the kid that always get sent out? Or the quiet one who got all the answers right? Well, either way - this episode is for you. Today, Gem and T are taking you all back to school. Remember to Sign the NDA xo
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Did they really just say that? PT 3
Gem and T are back with 'Did they really just say that?' part three! If you've heard some outrageous things, this episode is for you to feel heard. Love you and remember to Sign the NDA
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What are you supposed to be?
Happy Halloween!! This week Gem and T talk Halloween nights out (even though some of them are not from Halloween). If you love hearing about threesomes, falling down stairs, locking yourself out and throwing house parties - tune in. And remember to Sign the NDA xo
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Keep it in the group, I guess?
We all know as soon as you break up your DMs are going to be flooded, but whose in them? We're willing to bet you just answered my exes friends.. let's talk about it. And remember to Sign the NDA xo
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Check me?
Let's talk PERIODS. How many times have you asked your friends to 'check you'? Well tune in this week as we discuss stories that some might find embarrassing - but we don't! And remember, Sign the NDA x
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Have you got heated seats?
We've all heard "shall I pull over?" or "let's go to the back" and that is what this weeks episode is all about. Car dates. Tune in this week to find out how many of them had heated seats ;) And remember, Sign the NDA x
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Did it hurt?
Season 2 starts with a bang this week, join Gem and T as they talk first times. Not just first times getting it on - first times meeting new people, going through car washes and drinking. Stick your headphones in and grab a cup of tea for your daily dose of chaos.
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SUMMER RECAP
Gemma and Talia are back for Season 2 of Sign the NDA! Hear all about the highs and lows of their summer before the season officially kicks off and as always, remember to Sign the NDA xo
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Is that an ick?
Oh no, it's the season finale :( Don't be too sad though because we've got a very special guest on this weeks episode... Miss Charley Bryson!!! Join the three of us this week for ick bingo, you have to watch and listen to this one! SPECIAL NOTE: We love you all so much thank you for making season one so great and we'll see you again in October for season two - have a great hot girl summer xo
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What's the lineup?
Festival season is here! Did you go to Glastonbury last weekend? Or are you a festival veteran? This episode is for you. This week on Sign the NDA, Gem and T dive into some chaotic festival stories with a sprinkle of advice.
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What did I do last night? PT 2
Who doesn't love a part two? This week on Sign the NDA, Gem and T are talking what not to do on nights out. Rule No.1- don't square up to drug dealers Rule No.2- don't get the last train home Rule No.3- don't piss the bed You'll have to listen to hear the rest
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Is that growing mould?
Hands up if you went to uni? This episode is for you! Hands up if you didn't go to uni but visited your friends? This episode is for you! Gemma and Talia are discussing your wild uni stories this week and what it was like visiting friends who went to uni. Spoiler alert: never try and keep up with a uni student ;)
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How many reps you got left?
This week on Sign the NDA, Gemma and Talia are talking gym stories. This episode covers being asked strange things in the gym, giving back to the gym community, why you should never comment on someone's body and sauna sex!! What more could you possibly want?
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Why does it look like that?
This is not an episode on judging penis size, it is an episode on unsolicited dick pics. Gem and T are talking no means no today - this episode is shocking PS - While editing this Gemma realise she didn’t make it clear enough that she did not ask to receive nudes.
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Did they really just say that? PT 2
Yes, we’re back again with another episode of ‘did they really just say that’. Unfortunately, some people aren’t thinking before they speak - but at least we’re all in the same boat :/ Join Gemma and Talia to laugh about it together.
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Did you hear that?
On today's episode of Sign the NDA we're talking sex. Loud sex. Oops. Everyone has heard or been heard doing the deed, so let's break the taboo and giggle about it together.
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Wow, did that really happen?
Join Gemma and Talia this week to hear best night out stories. From free tomatoes to stolen trollies to surprise shags to tactical naps - this episode really has got it all ;)
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Have you heard of the Met Gala?
We’re back again with special guest Louis diving into some fashion looks from the Met Gala. Listen to Louis flop at the game ‘Fill in the blank’, Talia gets confused with AI looks and Gemma’s just trying to keep the episode short and sweet. You don’t want to miss this!
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If they did blank, would you do it too?
TRIGGER WARNING: VOMIT DISCUSSED IF YOU HAVE FEAR OF SICK PLEASE DON’T LISTEN. We have a very special guest on this week's episode…introducing Jo, Gemma’s mum. Jo joins Gemma and Talia to talk about being sick in public, whether that’s as a result of drinking or not. Get ready to have a giggle.
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Did you like that?
Bad sex stories are a bit of a taboo. Not on Sign the NDA! Listen this week as Gemma and Talia chronically overshare to normalise embarrassing moments we have all experienced. Covered in this episode is kinks, period sex, squirting and vomit. Slay.
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Why am I colour blind?
Red flags by definition are warning signs you're with the wrong person. This week on Sign the NDA Gemma and Talia dive into two different red flags they’ve experienced and read out two red flags you have experienced. This one really will feel like the girls debrief.
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Back for more?
Back for more? God, this is a juicy one. This week on Sign the NDA, we’re talking about those men that always come back and why we let them - because let’s be real everyone's done it. Buckle in. New episodes every Friday.
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Have you seen my blank?
What have you lost on a night out? Your keys? ID? Phone? You are not alone - giggle your way through this episode while Gemma and Talia cover their biggest fails and read yours too. New episodes every Friday
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You love me more, right?
Having divorced parents is very common - but Gemma and Talia want you to know that its still hard. This week on Sign the NDA listen to Gem and T read your stories and share their own - covering topics like re-parenting, inspirational mums and the first boyfriend. New episodes every Friday.
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Is it cool if Lana sang about it?
The other woman has time to manicure her nails - Lana Del Ray. Gem and T are talking homewrecking, being the girl best friend and having your home wrecked this week. Let’s get through this sticky topic together. New episodes every Friday.
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Have you heard of the Oscars?
TRIGGER WARNING: TALK OF SEXUAL ASSAULT AND EATING DISORDER IN FIRST 6 MINUTES. Also, please note our microphones were playing up during this so keep your volume low. This week Gem and T welcome special guest Louis to Sign the NDA. Louis is our very own fashion critic so he’s here to talk Oscars looks - but with a twist (as always!) Gem, T and Lou will all be exposing themselves with their worst fashion looks too. You just have to listen to this one. New episodes every Friday.
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Can you even do your job?
TRIGGER WARNING: TALK OF SEXUAL ASSAULT! Sadly, we’ve all experienced it, workplace misogyny. Join Gemma and Talia while they cuss their way through your stories and their own. Today’s episode covers being patronised, being harassed, why we do nothing about it and what you can do. New episodes every Friday.
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Is that permanent?
“Oh god, that looks awful - is that permanent?”. We’ve all been there. This week Gemma and Talia giggle through stories about lip filler disasters, tooth gems, nipple piercings and stick and poke tattoos. You might want a glass of wine for this one. New episodes every Friday.
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We'll be friends forever, right?
Strap yourselves in and let's unpack girlhood in your twenties. Today Talia and Gemma dive into the experiences of outgrowing and being outgrown, co-dependency in friendships and knowing when to protect your own energy. New episodes every Friday.
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Did they really just say that?
What’s the most questionable thing someone has said to you? Did it make you burst into laughter? Fill you with rage? Question yourself? Gemma and Talia talk sliding in the DMs, dating apps and knowing your worth. Spoiler: you're worth more than these jaw dropping comments! New episodes every Friday.
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What did I do last night?
Oh dear, what did you do last night? Gemma and Talia read your wild night out stories and share their own. They’re covering everything from runaway wigs, job interviews while still high, being kicked out of night clubs and strip word association. This episode is bound to have you in fits of giggles. New episodes every Friday.
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Why didn't you just dump me?
Welcome to the first episode of Sign the NDA and it’s a juicy one. Why didn’t you just dump me covers trusting your gut, the shame of being cheated on and right person wrong time. Gem and T share their own stories so you don’t feel alone - after all we’ve all experienced idiot boys. New episodes every Friday.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Ever wished you could listen to a live FaceTime call between two best friends sharing their most embarrassing stories on topics like queefing, dirty talk, male validation and loads more? Then Sign the NDA is for you (just keep it a secret)Instagram: @signthendapodTik Tok: @signthendapod
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