Sippy Cups & Survival Mode

🎉 In this episode, Ash gets bullied into throwing Aly’s 3rd birthday party—because apparently toddlers now run the household. Between sugar highs, emotional bribery, and a bouncy castle hostage situation, things escalate quickly.🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, toddlers keep walking into everything like mini drunk adults, creating more drama than the party itself.🤰 And just when life couldn’t get any more chaotic… a pregnancy scare sends the whole house into panic mode

Two Kids, One Room, No SleepThis week we dive headfirst into the chaos of moving Jaxson into Aly’s room – because why not test the limits of bedtime sanity?

This week, the sugar storm hits hard — the kids are on a lolly-fuelled rampage, and we’re barely holding on. Between chasing toddler tornadoes and trying to stop the house from imploding, Alysia drops some brutally funny one-liners about her great-grandma’s boobs that leave us in stitches (and slightly horrified).

When life hands you lemons, sometimes it also takes away the seeds. In this episode we dive into the snip, the myths, the twisted tales. Jarred opens up about getting the snip!

While Dad’s away, Ash is left holding down the fort with three kids under three — and chaos doesn’t take a day off. From losing Aly in public to reliving the wildest plot twist yet (spoiler: Surprise! there’s a baby in the lounge), we dive into the epic home birth story of Willow and what it really means to parent solo in survival mode.

Why do toddlers ignore dinner but feast on literal rocks? No clue — but we’re here to rant about it. We also relive a wild little bush session from back in the day (hello, Lovers Lane), and let’s just say Jarred’s snoring is so loud, it’s killing the mood faster than a Lego underfoot. Separate bedrooms might be the new foreplay.

Episode 4: "Operation: Oops We Did It Again"First came the test we didn’t expect — yep, pregnant again. Then came the hospital gowns, surgical gloves, and the grand entrance of baby Jaxson via C-section. In this episode, we relive the chaos of finding out (way too soon), the drama of delivery day, and the moment our family grew… again. 

It was supposed to be wholesome. A big family weekend being Jarred’s last full weekend home for the year… but instead? Chaos. Come with us as we attempt to do things with three kids under three, survive public outings on minimal caffeine, and slowly descend into madness. There were tantrums (mostly theirs), tears (definitely ours), and at least one serious discussion about putting the kids up for adoption — temporarily, of course.

EPISODE 2: “The One Where Alysia Arrives”From overdue to over it, we relive the chaotic, emotional, slightly gory (and totally undignified) birth of baby number one — Alysia. Expect gas, tears, laughter, and a whole lot of “this wasn’t in the brochure.” Buckle up, it’s a wild ride through contractions, confusion, and questionable hospital snacks.

In our very first episode, we rewind to life before the nappies, noise, and no sleep. We’re sharing how we met, what life looked like before parenthood, and the unexpected (but hilarious) journey that led to raising 3 kids under 3. Buckle up — it’s the calm before the parenting storm!