Smeared Mascara

Send us Fan MailWelcome back to your favorite podcast, Smeared Mascara. This week Brooke and Mandy talk about their activity levels during the golden age of FitBits, a trip to SoCal, and week one of Coachella.As always, there is an update on the latest government drama. What will Kash Money freak out about next? Will another movie “inspire” a bible quote used in a speech? Kiss or Miss is back! Hear what the ladies are down for, and what is on the way out. All this and so much more on this episode of Smeared Mascara!Rated FMB for Foul Mouth Bitches TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailWelcome back to another episode of Smeared Mascara! Our technical department has been hard at work clearing storage and procuring new equipment to bring you more podcast gold.This week you’ll hear all about Easter plans and the lack of Instagram-able moments, fierce ass women in sports, high school drama, and how the political state of the US is still gross. So break open those L’eggs pantyhose and serve yourself a plate of ham, because Brooke and Mandy are serving you podcast cuntiness. Rated AIS for AI Sucks TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailIt’s time for your regular dose of Smeared Mascara! This week you’ll hear the latest about the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Drama moves faster than a Mormon engagement in MomTok World. Brooke and Mandy also talk about aging and the loss of one’s independence, TikTok content creation as an income stream, and upcoming protests. Of course there is major discussion about cats because our feline children are our lives. Meow, bitches.So grab yourself a dirty soda from Swig and get cozy! Smeared Mascara starts NOW.Rated WWJAD for When Was Jesus A Doctor?TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailWelcome back to your favorite podcast, Smeared Mascara. This week you’ll hear Brooke and Mandy discuss more Mormon Wives drama. It never ends with these people!  The hookups, the breakups… the content creation!The ladies get in depth about iPhone storage and the scam of it all. Can we just go back to landlines and note passing?You’ll also hear about the local St. Patrick’s Day shenanigans, a de-transitioning situation, and social media restaurant reviews triggering misophonia.This is an episode you won’t want to miss!Rated NKYQ for No Kings Yass Queens TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailPack your bags, hoochies! We are going on a virtual weekend trip for the harlots, hoes, tramps, and hussies.  Those who are skank-curious are also welcome.As always, Brooke and Mandy comment on the current state of our federal dumpster fire. Please don’t stand too close to the toxic flames. The ladies make some consumer confessions during Kiss or Miss. Find out just how long the financial grudges are being held. Also hear how easy it is to make protest signs! You probably have most of these things in your little thotty workshops. So put on your sunscreen and hydrate because it’s time for a long overdue audio trip to Whore-ville.Rated GBPM for Gator Belts & Patty Melts (and Monte Carlos)TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailWelcome back to another riveting episode of Smeared Mascara! This week you’ll hear about world news interpreted by two middle aged MILFs, the latest sporty spice happenings, and another installment of Kiss or Miss. Drop us a line to let us know where you stand on cannabis use at youth sporting events, and give us your opinion on open communication in the beauty industry. So grab a cocktail and/or a carbonated drink, and get comfy because you’re about enjoy Brooke and Mandy’s podcast spectacular! Rated SSO for Stunna Shades On TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailIt may seem like you’re hearing about the Olympics and Bad Bunny everywhere. This episode of Smeared Mascara is no exception. Listen to Brooke and Mandy give a recap of their Super Bowl Sundays. You’ll hear about food, fun and of course the halftime show. ¡Guepa!You’ll also get the 411 about an Olympic skier’s alleged attempt at “inflating” his score. You won’t want to skip this episode because unlike the State of the Union address, it’s entertaining.Rated GM & PRP for Gold Medals and Puerto Rican Papis TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailBust out the pen and paper or open up that Notes app, because Smeared Mascara is helping you get your life together. You’ll hear how you can get shit done with a little help from your homies. In this episode you’ll also hear Brooke and Mandy’s opinions on Grammy fashion. Did they watch the show? Nope. Are they gonna judge it? Yup. The ladies will also let you know how they feel about the latest developments in the disgusting Ep Files. Just when you think these people can’t get any worse, they do.Rated PBS for Pam Bondi SucksTikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailBrrrr, it’s cold in here. Feels like Smeared Mascara in the atmosphere!In this week’s episode you’ll hear how Brooke and Mandy are purging clutter for the new year. Look for an influx of disco balls and fur coats at secondhand stores near you!  Also discussed is how the Bay Area is pre-gaming for the Super Bowl. There’s plenty to do if you didn’t get tickets to the game. So get that crock pot going and pour in some nacho cheese because it’s time to snack while Brooke and Mandy talk smack. Rated BB for Benito BowlTikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailRemember that time at your wedding when that famous singer called you out onto the dance floor and your mother-in-law rushed out and started dancing inappropriately with your husband? Well we weren’t there but we love seeing the memes about the Beckham wedding! Welcome back to another episode of Smeared Mascara where Brooke and Mandy hyper focus on pop culture’s latest obsession. You will hear Brooke’s re-entry into the Sporty Spice World and how that could affect your favorite softball event, the Mary Nutter Classic. The ladies will interpret Brooklyn Beckham’s now infamous Instagram story about his wedding reception and the likely beef between his mama and the bride. So get ready for a sweet and spicy episode of Smeared Mascara!Rated SC for Super Chismosas TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailJoin Brooke and Mandy as they discuss pop culture and yucky politics. You’ll hear a riveting conversation about the movie Anaconda, birthday parties, and the latest in this country’s fuckery So give us a listen if you need a break from reality. Sometimes all you can do is laugh when things are this bad. We really are a good time! For realsies!Rated DFA for Dumpster Fire Awareness TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailHappy New Year from Smeared Mascara! Brooke and Mandy are entering 2026 in an organized and clear fashion. The ladies have some goals that are going to help them thrive in this new era of life. Listen as they share ideas that will hopefully inspire you to live a cuntier life.  Of course there are side conversations to hear, and duh, frankfurters are discussed… but would you expect anything else from these hot dawg queens??? So please hydrate and watch your sodium intake because Smeared Mascara is coming ‘atcha!Rated NYSB for New Year Same BitchesTikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailBrrrr, it’s cold outside and you should be wearing a turtleneck. Listen up, homies! In this episode, the ladies of Smeared Mascara discuss a wide range of topics from obligatory gift exchanges to the power of a handsome face with a unibrow. Brooke tells us about the Diddy documentary and how 50 Cent’s pettiness is helping bring this story to the masses. Mandy shares a story about ear-hustling in the movie theater, and how she plans on putting in the minimum amount of effort for a White Elephant event. So dust off those IOU sweatshirts and Guess jeans, because the turtlenecks are coming out of retirement.Rated SCDP for Seafood City Dance Party TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailIt’s time for the latest installment of your favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara. In this episode you’ll hear about digital etiquette, baby shower games, and political garbage.Brooke and Mandy will inform you of the latest on TikTok, Mormon Wives, and domestic conundrums. So make sure your JZ Hair extensions are fastened well because you’re about to embark on a wild ride! Rated FA for Fupa Awareness TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailSorry for the delayed episode. The universe had Mandy in a figure four leg lock and it’s just now released. In this episode you’ll enjoy hearing about recent Bay Area earthquakes, ICE displaying icy behavior, and other pop culture/political moments amplified by socials. Did you hear about the baby formula social experiment? If not, Brooke’s got it covered for you. So sit back with your iced matcha horchata oatmilk latte and enjoy the latest from Smeared Mascara. Rated PTP for Pass the PeptoTikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailNew month, same skanks. You know how we do it.Brooke and Mandy talk about Halloween, the World Series (baseball, not poker), food insecurity, and meal planning.Cats are always a hot topic.  Meow. Of course there’s more in this episode because when do we not interrupt each other and go off into random tangents? This is Smeared Mascara, baby.Put on your leg warmers and get comfy. You’re about to enter your favorite podcast pleasure zone. Ewww, not really but you know what we mean. Rated TSDS for Talk Schitt Do SchittTikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailWelcome back to your favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara. In this episode you’ll hear Brooke read Mandy’s astrological chart, and they will analyze in detail why they’re superior to their haters. Brooke tells us about her experience at the No Kings protest, and Mandy describes her digestive detour on a roadtrip.  You will learn that a “healing haircut” is an actual thing, and you may question friendships after hearing Netflix recommendations. So open that spice drawer and add a heaping spoonful of Smeared Mascara! Rated SU for Sponsor Us**Yes, we are accepting sponsors! Send us an email if you’re interested: [email protected] Channel

Send us Fan MailIn this eagerly anticipated episode, you’ll hear the calming sound of raindrops in the background as Mandy and Brooke laugh through their tears. Real life is still in the crapper and there’s no Pepto in sight. The ladies discuss EMDR therapy and its benefits, but repeatedly call it by its club-kid name, EDMR. Perhaps ecstasy fueled raves were actually therapeutic environments after all. Shout outs to The Container Store and Seafood City which aren’t sponsors… yet. We’ll let you know when the ink dries on the deals. All this and so much more on the next episode of Smeared Mascara.Rated RIPDK for Rest in Peace Diane KeatonTikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailWelcome back to the award winning pop culture podcast Smeared Mascara. This episode brings love, laughter and happily ever after because you’ve manifested this. Brooke tells us about an organization she’s joined that Garfield the Cat would be proud of, and shares her ongoing admiration of Caleb Heron. (Do YOU know the Cooper story?)Mandy gives us the 411 on a local drag show, and shares how she keeps family estrangement going strong. Now is the time to schedule 24-48 hours for your mid-life rumspringa, or what Brooke and Mandy now call Hoe-Springa. Not sure if a Hoe-Springa is right for you? Take a listen and decide for yourself.Rated SBC for Sound Baths & Cinnabons TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailIn this highly anticipated episode of Smeared Mascara, you’ll hear Brooke and Mandy’s opinion on all things pop culture. Is Ricky Martin still living la vida loca? How far will MomTok go in Dancing with the Stars? You’ll have to listen to find out what these beezies think. Brooke tells us the latest in high school drama, and teen bedroom design. Mandy unapologetically brags about a karaoke performance, and the lack of video footage. Take one last sip of your pumpkin sporty spice latte and turn up your hearing aids. Your day is about to get better!Rated HTTY (Hell To The Yes) TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailNew memory card, who dis?? It’s the award winning pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara in the house!Get ready to hear about how our neck of the woods has been pawpin’ awf. Grocery store karaoke, football game drama carrying over to In n Out… Are we describing this week’s popular social media posts? Nope, this is real life, hunties. It’s high school football season in suburbia and no one knows how to act anymore. Get ready to hear some opinions on the Catfish docuseries and Hunting Wives. There will be spoilers so proceed accordingly. You know that the language is raunchy. I mean, did you read the title of the episode?  Enjoy! Rated OMM for On My Mama TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailWelcome back, loyal listeners! The Smeared Mascara audio department is doing its best to give you the quality content you deserve.  La Presidente of the Pod aka B-Rock made the executive decision to destroy our overworked storage card after this episode.  Listen and you’ll understand. You’ll still hear our smart ass comments and our loud laughs through some choppy cuts. You’ll survive and be a stronger listener because of it. If you’d like to sponsor the pod, give us a holler. No, seriously… email us at [email protected] because we really don’t want to talk on the phone unless it’s urgent. You know how it is working in STEM. Episode is Rated GUHD. Pronounced “good” and stands for G’s Up H03s Down.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailThe ladies of Smeared Mascara have once again created a pod-tastic masterpiece for your listening pleasure. Brooke recaps the Little League World Series, shitty Bay Area traffic, and haircut class woes. You may find yourself questioning thinning shears and their use. Mandy gushes over a newfound podcast, and has survived another brutal season of parenting.  The Hazel Cafe TikTok drama is brought up and console tables are getting a bad rap. Also, please give us some grace. The studio equipment has been struggling to keep up with our demands. You may hear some unusual noises in this edit. No need to alarm the authorities, but your girls are working on it.  Rated YB for Yessss Bitch TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailThank you for joining Brooke and Mandy in today’s very important discussion about retirement. The ladies of Smeared Mascara will guide you in making some of the most important choices that you will make in your adult life. Serious topics such as ideal home decor and poolside socialization opportunities are in today’s episode. Learn how to live your best retirement life while remaining true to your authentic hoe-self. There is a supplemental Pinterest board available to all listeners, as well as a sneak peek to the new radio station created specifically for retirement baddies. You won’t want to miss this incredible episode of Smeared Mascara! Rated OG for the 90s tv show references. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailThe ladies try something new this week by broadcasting live on TikTok. You’ll hear Brooke and Mandy professionally explain their origins story and expertly manage this new element of recording.No… so for realsies you’ll hear these babes figuring out how TikTok Live works and telling their new viewers all about Charli XCX’s wedding among other topics.  Some highlights are Brooke sharing an unhinged traffic school story, and Mandy describing an encounter with a Seinfeld fan.  This episode is an adventure so buckle up, bitches! Language is foul and spicy, just how you like it. Enjoy the latest installment of the award winning podcast Smeared Mascara. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailStep into the Smeared Mascara Time Machine and travel to the summers of the past. This week Brooke and Mandy talk about childhood, teen, and early adult summertime. Hear how these divas survived without air conditioning and smartphones. Language is spicy as always. If you’re surprised you must be new here. Welcome! It’s time to pause the VCR and take a pod break because Smeared Mascara starts NOW.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailThis week Brooke and Mandy describe their Too Short concert experience. The vibe was chill and the ladies were loving it. (Check out the Smeared Mascara socials for dancing, rapping, and more from the show!)The Bezos wedding is judged harshly from wardrobe choices to the guest list. Like Countess Luann sang, “Money can’t buy you class.” Luckily the people of Venice used their creativity to express their opinions on the event. Petty crafts are always welcome. All this plus Glastonbury, birthrights, and ethical quandaries! Language is vulgar and is intended for mature audiences. Rated PB for Petty BitchesTikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailThe world is in shambles and you probably need to tune out from reality. Luckily Brooke and Mandy are here to help. The ladies of Smeared Mascara make fun of the political jerk-offs so you don’t have to. Relax while petty insults are thrown at RFK and his homies. KN is missing and there’s no trail of extensions to follow. This is a code Red, White & Blue.Keep listening to hear Brooke’s encounter with complaining coastal tourists, and Mandy’s medical appointment turned judgement sesh. The ladies also remind listeners to continue protesting in the most annoying ways possible. Hint: megaphones and glitter are HIGHLY encouraged. It’s time to tear open a bag of sour gummy worms and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara!Language is prim and proper like your mama. Just kidding! It’s Brooke and Mandy. You should know better by now.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailWelcome back to another installment of Smeared Mascara. This week Brooke and Mandy talk about the nationwide No Kings protests, grad parties, and Father’s Day. Mandy shares her support for Miley Cyrus, and Brooke reveals her true feelings about the Dodgers. Is this now a sporty spice and political podcast? Nope, it’s still the same shit talking pop culture podcast fueled by undiagnosed ADHD. Language is filthy as always.  You should probably listen in the car alone or with your “cool” friends. Rated OMGWTF because that’s reality. Duh.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailThis episode the ladies discuss life’s general fuckery. Topics range from protests to sphincters. Brooke introduces us to her new Dyson, and Mandy recounts her trip to SoCal. There is a brief Diddy trial update, and some major Mario Lopez hateration. So buckle up and get ready for this raunchy ride of podcast amazingness. As always, the language is foul. Plan accordingly.Rated FY for Fuck Yeah TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailGet ready to smize and work the runway with Brooke and Mandy. This week the ladies talk about the beautiful and diverse bodies of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Fashion Show, eighth grade audacity, and all things pop culture. Real-time reactions to the college softball World Series can be heard in the background which ultimately set the pace for this episode. Enjoy the return of Kiss or Miss, and hear the latest recommendations in streaming and TikToks. Yes, we are still talking about hot dogs. So bust out your yearbooks and beg us to sign them while you enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara. Don’t forget, the language is vulgar and descriptive!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailThis episode was recorded on Memorial Day of 2025. Brooke and Mandy discuss how blessed they are to be alive during this time of equal rights and economic prosperity. <<record scratch>> Okay, jump in the DeLorean and get back to reality. The ladies discuss everything from softball supers to the latest in tv and TikTok.  Of course Hulu’s Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is a topic this week.Be sure to notice the loud truck exhaust sound in this episode. One of our locals decided to express their insecurities, I mean confidence,  by revving their engine repeatedly. You’ll be receiving your weekly dose of pop culture and profanity in this episode of Smeared Mascara.  You’re welcome. Rated MFR for Muthafuccin Rage TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailWe solemnly swear to judge pop culture, politics, and any other topics we see fit. Join us in the Smeared Mascara courtroom, won’t you? The Honorable Judges Brooke and Mandy are serving unsolicited opinions and lewks.Listen to the ladies recap their weekends. Brooke witnesses geriatric drama, and Mandy visits the suburban version of Chuck E. Cheese. Sporty Spice News returns, and Possessed Doll Corner premiers. Of course, the disgusting Diddy trial is discussed. Court is adjourned. You may now listen to the episode with Doug Lewelling in the lobby. (Gen Z, that’s an OG People’s Court reference)Language is inappropriate and nasty as you should expect. Rated TFB for Tammy Fay BakerTikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailWelcome back to Smeared Mascara, the religious and political podcast. (Insert record scratch) Just kidding! There’s mention of these taboo dinner party topics but in the way that gets you sent to hell. This week the ladies recap their Mother’s Day activities and how hashtag blessed they are. Did YOU take your kid to an anime convention over an hour away like Mandy did??? Brooke tells us about a concert she attended and how she avoided funk with a fellow attendee. We also hear about Brooke’s birthday getaway to the coast with her mans. Of course the latest in pop culture is featured in this episode. Details are emerging from the Diddy trial. Turns out he’s even more disgusting than previously believed! The Pope be popin’ and politicians aren’t hiding their drug use like the old days. Grab your AirPods and put the kids to bed because the show is about to start! The language is vulgar. Rated DGAF because it’s the truth. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailThis week Brooke and Mandy use their finest screenshots gathered from the World Wide Web to discuss The Met Gala. Get dandy with us, won’t you?It’s also an early birthday celebration for B-Rock. Hear how she plans on spending this milestone day.  Conclave Couture could make an appearance. Mandy is crushed over the conclusion of The Righteous Gemstones. Jesus take the wheel because this girl is not okay. Grab some face tape and get snatched because it’s time to listen to Smeared Mascara. Language is mature, disturbing, and c#nty. Proceed with confidence or see your way out. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailThe ladies of Smeared Mascara are back and ready to talk some smack!Warning: Strong opinions are shared about sandwiches, movies, concerts, and podcasts. Clips of Katy Perry’s latest stage show are hitting socials and viewers confused.  Does space travel decrease a human’s ability to perform?  Our sources say maybe. TikToks showcasing Cowboy Carter concert lewks are being posted and some are creative AF. Extensions on a tshirt??? Okayyyy!! **Booty cheek chaps are always welcome**The language is nasty per Smeared Mascara standards. If you don’t like filthy you’re in the wrong place.Grab your hobby horse and get dandy, because the show is about to begin! TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailThis week’s episode of Smeared Mascara focuses on the three Cs: Coachella, Conclave and Chisme.Find out details from Mandy’s festival field correspondent, and what this reveals about Gen Z.Brooke gives us a behind the scenes story about Beauty School Fight Club.  It’s as intense as that blue mascara from the 80s. Pop in those AirPods and tune out the world because Smeared Mascara is gonna teach you a few things. Warning: This episode contains spoilers to The Righteous Gemstones, and blasphemy. Of course the language is vulgar af. Are you new here? (If so, welcome! If not, duh!)TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailPut on your shorty shorts and your flower crown because we’re headed to Coachella! Actually Brooke and Mandy are reporting about Coachella via social media. Did you really expect these babes to travel during the school year? In this economy?The ladies hypothesize the logistics of possible festival hookups, and navigating the desert landscape in a wheelchair. Brooke tells us about her return to the softball fields, and Mandy gives us her honest review of the movie Freaky Tales.All that and so much more on this episode of Smeared Mascara.PLEASE be cautious when listening to this episode. The language gets nas-tay. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan Mail**This episode contains SPOILERS for the season 3 finale of White Lotus**This week Brooke and Mandy talk about the nationwide protest that took place over the weekend. The signs were signing and the people are pissed.Mandy spills the tea about a bachelorette party in wine country. Lessons were learned, and memories were made.Both ladies give their opinions about the last episode of The White Lotus. What should have happened, what could have happened, and what really happened. There’s also discussion about the latest prom trends in the south, and the stock market. Please don’t take any investment advice from us. Seriously. So grab your smoothie with the “good” coconut milk and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara!Rated AV for Always Vulgar TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailThis episode is popping with pop culture. Brooke and Mandy have a mature discussion about appendages and Italian desserts. The ladies also talk about the challenges of raising Gen Z-ers, “remixing” your life, and their current favorite streaming shows.This is definitely not the episode to listen with your kids or conservative friends. It’s giving the sex, drugs and HBO MAX vibe. So stop doom scrolling and start listening to the latest installment of Smeared Mascara!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailHave you ever accidentally texted the wrong person? We absolutely have. Have you ever accidentally added a journalist to a super, ultra, mega confidential political message??? And then the journalist publishes the message? And THEN the White House press secretary gets involved???? Well Brooke and Mandy have never done that, but that would be totes embarrassing.Listen to the ladies discuss the latest in world news, pop culture, and colonoscopies. There is also mention of a prospective Christmas Hallmark movie inspired by recent events. (Sorry Hallmark/Netflix/Lifetime, we’ve trademarked it) Language is the standard OMG WTF. Listen alone or with your “cool” homies. Hope you like profanity.Enjoy the latest from Smeared Mascara!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailSt. Patrick’s Day is a big deal in any city named Dublin. Mandy and Brooke experienced this holiday in their hometown like never before. What started out as a normal Saturday morning turned into an afternoon of lip syncing for their lives. Lucky for all involved, there is video footage. Put on anything green and set your leprechaun traps because you are now entering The Smeared Mascara Zone. Rated C for C#nty TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailThis week Brooke and Mandy talk about the joys of being a woman and marvel at the amazing progress that we’ve made as a society and culture over the centuries. Then we bring it right back to reality remind ourselves of the dystopian society we are experiencing. Fight the power!The ladies discuss self worth and confidence along with churros and Lent.It’s time to get comfy and unwind with your favorite foul mouthed podcasters. Do good things and be a good person. Don’t forget to use the F word. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailWelcome back to another episode of Smeared Mascara. Brooke and Mandy are trying a more structured and focused episode this week. We received some “constructive criticism” from some “fans” and were trying something new.There is talk of the Oscars, the red carpet, and the chisme. The ladies also express their newfound interest in a 90s political pariah/pop culture icon. Hint: Her name is frequently mentioned in rap lyrics. So get comfy like Adam Sandler and enjoy this episode of Smeared Mascara.Bad language is used in this episode so listen with caution. Sorry kiddies in carpool and boring office mates!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailThis week Brooke and Mandy rave about the Dsquared2 fashion show. Doechii and Naomi Campbell walked. No crumbs. A drag name for Brooke is being workshopped. Ideas for last names are being accepted. Drop us a text or email with your suggestions.The ladies are still mesmerized by Garbanzo the cat, and Walton Goggins’ teeth. Check out TikTok for Garbanzo and The White Lotus for the pearly whites. Fasten your seatbelt and store your carryon safely because this flight of randomness is about to take off! Don’t worry, Brooke and Mandy will NOT be joining in on any group singalongs in the sky.Beware of vulgar talk on this episode. The body’s nether regions are discussed and there’s like 50 f words used. This is Smeared Mascara. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailThis week’s episode of Smeared Mascara covers Saturday Night Live’s 50th Anniversary show. Of course Brooke and Mandy didn’t watch the entire 3 hour show. They watched clips on TikTok like normal people. Duh.Naturally there is discussion about our nation and opinions are shared about leadership. This shouldn’t be surprising to our regular listeners. Do you know us? There are many more topics covered like French Revolution kitty conditions and Lisa Rinna’s haircut. It’s time to pop a beta blocker and enjoy Smeared Mascara. Language is explicit like always. Don’t listen near abuelita. You’ve been warned.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailWelcome to Smeared Mascara’s annual Super Bowl Monday show.  The ladies gloss over the actual game and focus on the Half Time performance.  They delve into Jalen Hurts’ 90s R&B style, Kendrick’s outfit and Mustard’s real name.  Learn about Sza’s other talent and why Serena Williams is the Crip Walk Queen.Mandy pretends to be a sports reporter and gives us the very basics about NBA All Star Weekend.  Contract chasers, be prepared.Brooke explains her stance on America’s silent battle… The president versus bronzer. As always, this episode contains almost every vulgar word you’ve ever heard and about three new ones.  Listen with caution. Put on your flare jeans and get comfy.  It’s time to enjoy Smeared Mascara.**Like your right to vote, ladies?  Be informed and keep your rights.  Let your reps and senators know!TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailWalk the virtual red carpet with Brooke and Mandy! The slaydies discuss the Grammy Awards fashion and chisme. Of course they didn’t watch the broadcast. This piece of quality journalism is fueled by TikTok. Make sure your face tape is on tight because the fast pace of this week’s conversation could cause a concussion.Tender ears need not listen because the language is vulgar. Would you expect anything else from these classy bitches? So kick off your shoes and relax your feet, party on down to the Smeared Mascara beat. **Celebs to know for this episode: Babyface, Doechii, and the fictional character from Eastbound & Down, Kenny Powers.  GenZ, this helpful tip is for you.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailWelcome back to your favorite pop culture podcast fueled by ADHD!  Listen to the latest and greatest from Mandy and Brooke.  In this episode, Mandy is obsessed with the runway video featuring Zaddy Newsome, and Brooke is setting boundaries while wheezing.  How are these babes navigating the executive orders of 2025?  To quote Dorina Medley, “Not well, bitch.” Serious topics like financial literacy and vaccines are discussed.  Please do your research and fact check what we’re saying.  Thanks. The pod has new digits and a new segment, the Cheesecake Factory has seen some things, and line dancing is mesmerizing.  Some movies, pods, and tv shows are recommended and have most likely been mentioned in previous episodes.  These bitches like what they like and get hyper-focused, okay???  The language is typical pod language so you know what do.  This isn’t for small children or uptight folks.  Remember to take your meds, meditate and hydrate.  Smeared Mascara is self care.  You’re welcome. P.S. Paris Hilton and Paris Fashion Week are slivingTikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

Send us Fan MailJoin Brooke and Mandy as they ponder life under the new regime… ummm, presidency.  How will they balance reality and delusion while surviving the next four years?  Listen to how productive they were (or weren’t) during the TikTok Ban.  Hopefully you didn’t delete the app.. Hear their latest recommendations on tv shows, podcasts and movies.  Spoiler alert: Drag Queens and Vampire Peens are involved. Hope you’re well versed in college dance competitions, because Brooke has some opinions!  So adjust your wig and pop in those air pods for the latest installment of Smeared Mascara.  In case you’re wondering, here is our self proclaimed rating system: Language = Nasty AFMood = BitchyEntertainment Value = HELLATikTokInstagramYouTube Channel