Social Suicide

You've listened to a lot of episodes of Social Suicide, so you *know* that we are both the hater and the victim. We're not here to explain the science, just live our truths, OKAY?! This week we say hello to summer!! And to keep on theme, Social Suicide is going on summer break! We are going to take the next 2.5 months off from the pod while we vacation in Italy, get gorgeously tan, and someonnnne's getting a boob job. (we are actually just slaves to the capitalist regime and need to sacrifice ourselves to the altar of the 70 hour work week. Yay!) Keep in touch with us during our break via our social media! @socials.podcast We'll be posting short clips when we feel like yapping about something new we hate, doing new sketches and updating our fans on our imminent return! Say hi!

Have you ever asked yourself "when are Monica and Molly finally gonna talk about Jane Goodall?" or "I wonder what their fictional gun sounds like?" Or even, maybe "how many goddamn things can they talk about in 45 minutes?!" Well, you're in luck. All questions asked are answered today!!! Someone should really study us for the effects of yapping on a severely declining brain. Thanks for listening don't forget to venmo us!

Have you every been dumb? Here's a whole episode where we relate with you :) OKAY! We KNOW you can't teach that mermaids are real in school, but like.... aquatic ape theory.... that shit is CONVINCING. Are the scientist on this??? Also, Jeremy Wade can get it and Jojo Siwa is on the stomp list..... you know why THANK YOU TO OUR FANS! We love you. And because of that, you will now be known as the Fin Force! We are water girlies!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙

Howdy folks! Monica and Molly are of course talking Quiet On Set, cause how can they not? They also discuss our funniest president George W. Bush, who their "hear me out" is, and Molly has to shout out the incredible Katrina Urton because she is an esthetician goddess! (we are a beauty podcast sometimes now, get over it).

HAPPY (day after) SAINT PADDY'S DAY TO YOU ALL! We hope you wore green, and if not, 4 weeks bad luck. Sorry we don't make the rules. This week Monica and Molly are chattin' about their heritage! Was Monica related to royalty? Should Molly's family be compensated for having to work for the Kennedys? Will sleepy Joe ever win the hearts of the republicans?! These are the questions we are hard-pressed to answer! (we need medical help). Follow us on social media @socials.podcast and get visual aids to the podcast on our Youtube! Give us a lil heart maybe a subscribe and hopefully one day we will make five whole dollars! Kiss kiss!

Well, class, today is the day Social Suicide finally becomes a film podcast cause we are talking OSCARS 2024! And like always, we have complaints! Hear us shit on Quintin Tarantino, compare the girlhood explored in Barbie vs Poor Things, and how Monica got in trouble for being obsessed with Twilight. It's a wild ride! Oh, also, we talk first kisses. This episode is brought to you by CALIFORNIA CHICKEN CAFE! We're addicted and that's all there is to it. Social Suicide is on Tiktok and Insta! Give us a follow @socials.podcastTell what you like/hate about the pod and ya know, like and subscribe, etc etc. Kisses!

In today's episode we talk about DRUGS!!! and being sad. And how awful DJs are. Is there a correlation? You tell us. Social Suicide Podcast is active on Tiktok! Give us a follow @socials.podcast and if you're Into it, give us a little like and subscribe on Youtube. We <3 y'all

We warned y'all!!! Today we are not beating the queer baiting allegations - We want to have a loving relationship with Renee Rapp and I think you guys should respect that! We also discuss phone addictions, the future of social media (we didn't solve it) and, of course, we destroy Ethan Slater for existing. Enjoy!! Follow us on socials @SocialSPodcast on Tiktok and Instagram!

New year new Molly and Monica!!!! The girls are SO BACK and ready to complain and trauma dump <3 In this new episode the girls talk kink shaming, (gag) networking, and world news. We are your hottest reporters. Get into it!!! FOLLOW US On Tiktok @socialSpodcast for our silly sketches and podcast clips to send to your friends On Instagram @social.suicide.pod to get in touch and see our live reactions to current events On Youtube @ Social Suicide Podcast to watch our podcasts!

It's the most wonderful time of the year! Cookies are baking, lights are twinkling, bells are jingling, and Molly and Monica are ruining it for everyone! On our holiday special we are talking to some incredible ladies! Joined by Miranda, Dani, and Cynthia, the girlies name shame your grandparents, talk Christmas movies, dissect seasonal depression AND talk through the trauma of knowing your neighbors are swingers. Classic holiday stuff. Get into it! This is also our LAST episode of the year/season 1. We'll be back in January with a whole new vibe because new year new me ya know?? Stay up to date on our season 2 (and some BONUS CONTENT!!!) on our Instagram @Social.Suicide.Podcast or Tiktok @SocialSPodcast

Suddenly, this isn't a comedy podcast anymore but a girlypop dating discussion and things get deep and sincere. Awwe! Seriously though, Monica and Molly, armed with a BRAND NEW THEME SONG by Nick Nihil (Look him up!) discuss slutted out men, purity culture, introduce a new segment *~ADDICTION CORNER~* and, of course, discuss the down diva himself, George Santos. God is good y'all.

The girlies are back and they're busting balls! This week they talk playing God, the worst people in the world, and surviving the apocalypse. It's a wonder they are single!!!! Follow Social Suicide on social media TikTok: @SocialSPodcast Instagram: @Socual.Suicide.Pod and like and subscribe on Youtube  @SocialSuicidePodcast 

Happy Thanksgiving from Molly and Monica 💞 We are thankful for you, our loyal listeners! You know what a holiday special means!!! We call our friends!! In this ep, we talk to the lovely Lauren Bacher, our resident historian who drops some bombshells about "the first thanksgiving" (propaganda!) We also call Monica's roommate Helen Fernandez for some warm fuzzies <3 Don't worry, we still get up to our rowdy shit and talk linked in, CPK, politics (finally!!!) and unicorn investigations. Follow us on Tiktok @socialSpodcast or Instagram @social.suicide.pod

Molly and Monica are lamenting this episode - they get into how the GAYS are taking all the GOOD MEN, they bitch about white feminism and Drake, talk about their past lives and finally end on a positive note. Awwwe! Listen to all our past episodes on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and if it tickles you, watch our video on Youtube! If you want to see us go absolutely bat shit on socials, you can find us on instagram @social.suicide.pod or TikTok @socialspodcast

You won't believe this but Monica and Molly are being sincere for like, at least 20 minutes of this podcast. Not a weird little joke in sight. Ahh who are we kidding?! Monica and Molly spend this episode talking college, Jada Pinkett (Smith?!), Jeff Bezos' lazy eye, and Monica asks about the meanest thing anyone has ever said to Molly!

On a very special episode of Social Suicide, Monica and Molly have opened the phone lines! That's right - we're calling friends and making enemies. Today, it's all things spooky as we gear up for Halloween: We call Brit Bucklee for help with our costumes, Dacia gets us talking about God (the spookiest) and Monica fact checks Molly's ghost stories with - you guessed it - her mom, Becky!!! If you'd like to be called in a future special episode, please contact us via Instagram @social.suicide.pod :)

Monica and Molly are ready to start their empire after reading how their astrological charts are compatible. They discuss how doctors just aren't FOR women, process some comments they got from alien-tok, and also discover they have a mutual love for dad movies and.... beating the shit out of people.

Monica comes in HOT today ready to take Molly down for calling her a nerd last week (she continues to be extremely nerdy). The girls also introduce another new segment: "What's the most interesting thing about you today?" It's an exhilarating episode about Mormons, Jason Derulo, Daughtry, CTE, astrology and comparing the dogs to politicians. Normal stuff!

Today Molly and Monica are up to NO GOOD. Monica is looking into hiring a lawyer after Molly says some shit about old people, children, and Adam Sandler. Monica outs herself as a fucking nerd.

Molly and Monica introduce themselves to you via aliens, Taylor Swift lore, and stomp lists. This goes out to you, Cole!