Something For That Ass

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Something For That Ass

From the minds of Brookelyn & Lenna

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    6 Things I'm Changing Before I Meet My Husband

    Podcast Episode 72 - On our latest episode of SomethingForThatAss we are switching it up and discussing what WE could change or heal from in our next relationship. Hence, the shorter episode since we're basically perfect 😙 Time Stamps: 00:00 Introduction 02:30 Leading with respect 09:30 I need to watch my mouth 13:40 Not getting to a level of violence 17:30 Saying what I mean and meaning what I say 25:20 A healthy amount of obsession 28:00 I'm a leaver

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    Our FIRST COACHELLA Festival Together

    Episode 71 - We were at our first Coachella TOGETHER this past weekend! Plus we just got back from our trip to Hawaii 🌺 Tune in for the tea 🫖 Thanks for watching 💋 Time Stamps: 00:00 Introduction 02:30 Not tripping over someone hating from outside the club 07:00 Rejection is just redirection 11:00 Do as I say not as I do 18:00 4 years of abstinence 25:00 Give your spiritual team a day off 30:00 Crying at Coachella 40:00 A man that wants to travel is a must

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    Not So Shocking Revelations From Louis Theroux's Manosphere Documentary

    We finally watched the manosphere documentary and we're excited to share our thoughts! Our followers also confess their toxic traits to us and we decide toxic or not... AND we cap it off with men driving around in their girls cars and living in her apartment. Time Stamps:00:00 Intro06:30 Breaking down the manosphere documentary19:00 Anonymous followers confess their Toxic Traits to us and we decide if it's toxic or not24:00 I want someone to give me all their loyalty before I give them any in return28:00 Cheating just in case35:00 Women don't do men wrong by default44:00 Holding on for dear life

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    You're Not Dating for Love You're Dating for Help | SFTA #69

    Episode 69 - It's desperation not love girl. Stop kidding yourself. You want his help and you don't need it. On this episode we recap our weekend, loving yourself too much to let things go, and falling in love being a character flaw. Enjoy ladies and thanks for watching 😘 Time Stamps: 00:00 Recapping the weekend together 10:00 Trying to put the fork down 13:00 Soda is an instant deal breaker 16:00 Sharing a meal with someone is a love language 19:00 Popping out a baby to secure a bag 22:00 Love yourself enough NOT to give into instant gratification 26:40 40+ and older without a kid or marriage is odd to say the least 29:00 Love is a choice 32:00 You're with him out of desperation (falling in love is a character flaw) 35:00 Too much respect to myself to overlook your faults 38:00 You can't even be in my face

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    It's Giving Cheese Grater... | Something For That Ass #68

    Episode 68 - Men will create entire personalities JUST to get into your pants! Be careful out there ladies, it's not safe out in these streets. We've got a story time courtesy of messy boots so tune in to hear why some girl wants to throw hands. PLUS we got a bunch of DM's about someone we were seen out with and they were really disturbing. Watch to see who and why...Thanks for listening and watching 🎧Time Stamps:00:00 Intro02:00 Creepy Photographers07:40 Side chick gets angry storytime20:00 Holistic collab gone wrong30:00 A man will create a whole personality just to get in your pants37:00 Would you rather game

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    Nobody Hit's On You Harder Than a Man With a Wife or Newborn Baby

    Episode 67 - New podcast episode day is here! We catch you up on our dating life, when it's appropriate to date older men, men trying to take you to church as a date and the male gym selfies you guys are posting everyday. Thank you for watching and listening 🎧Go Buy Our New Baby Tees(Pink Tee) https://somethingforthatassco.com/products/simpin-n-trickin-baby-tee(Black Tee) https://somethingforthatassco.com/products/crumbs-n-bums-baby-teeTime Stamps: 00:00 let me re introduce myself 03:00 Lenna’s current dating life 05:30 My sister did not like him 13:40 The tickle monster 18:00 You should at least be 25W if you want to date older men 24:00 Finding beauty in the beast 28:00 Getting complimented while you're on a date by someone else 32:00 Church then brunch 34:00 No more male gym selfies please 38:00 Plotting 40:00 No one hits on you harder than a married man with a newborn

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    Galentine's Day OVER Valentine's Day

    Episode 66 - We love the month of LOVE! Not every day is valentines day so don't let anyone try to tell you so. Attend all the galentines days you can and be with the girlies! Valentines day is about celebrating YOU, don't forget that. Thanks for watching girls 🩷 Time Stamps: 00:00 Australia Recap 17:30 Every day is NOT Valentine's Day 23:00 Romantic getaways for Velantine's Day 28:00 Galentine's Day are the BEST 32:00 Winning worst date at Galentine's Day 37:00 Valentine's Day needs to come over the superbowl next year 41:00 Manhater? 47:00 Men are more emotional than women

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    When is it okay to go back to an ex?

    Episode 65 - On this episode we are continuing the game from the last episode! We handpicked the BEST possible questions like when is it okay to go back to your ex, what's one good thing about dating apps and social obligations that are a waste of time 🤫Thank you for watching and listening 🍑Time Stamps:00:00 Best place to pee while you're out and about04:30 One social obligation that is a waste of time08:00 Graduation ceremonies are the worst11:00 How long can you keep your dating profile pics up16:00 Conspiracy theories I can get behind21:00 Men who go to raves24:30 Falling in love on a dating app28:00 Dating short men32:00 Worst signs40:00 When is it okay to go back to an ex?43:30 You're gonna feel that I don't fwu47:00 Possessiveness is hot but scary53:00 Insults that are compliments56:00 You took it too far1:01:45 You should be ashamed1:05:00 Stop talking to me about other girls you don't like1:08:00 Baby wipes are not feminine we promise

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    If You're Going to Check Your Man's Phone, At Least be Prepared to Leave

    Episode 64 - Our FIRST episode of the new year and a couple days behind schedule BUT your favorite podcast is looking forward to bringing in 2026 right 🥳! On this episode we talk about getting a man's named tatted, seeking revenge until you feel satisfied and checking your man's phone while he's sleeping. Thank you for watching/listening 🍑 Time Stamps: 00:00 We're playing a NEW game on today's episode 05:30 Something people should keep to themselves? (Trauma Talk) 10:30 Certified red flag names 14:00 Just lie about this question if he asks 18:00 Tacky things people do at a restaurant 24:00 What is the dumbest tattoo? 30:00 I will seek revenge forever 34:30 Immediate grounds for breakup 38:00 If you're gonna check your man's phone, at least be prepared to leave 48:00 Something that makes you immediately suspicious 54:00 You're putting your health at risk for a BBL 59:00 Rituals before a plane ride

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    Everything We're Leaving in 2025

    Episode 63 - We are bringing in the NEW YEAR by talking about everything we want to LEAVE in 2025! Everything from letting go the fear of failing, playing it small and crushing too hard. We hope you enjoy the festivities safely over the next couple days and we will see you all in 2026 🎉Time Stamps: 00:00 celebrate the little wins 05:00 healthy crushes 08:00 if you don't listen to it you'll lose it 11:00 changing for the better 14:00 you're not good for me 20:00 staying busy is a game changer 25:00 my person would know how to act right 31:00 doing something you love 35:00 the fake concern is hilarious 38:00 I wear the pants 40:00 I'm not here to impress you or please you

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    If the Honeymoon Stage is Problematic, You're F***ed

    Episode 62 - On the last episode of 2025 we have a TON to talk about. WE discuss giving up on a crush(s), men that don't apply pressure, dating during the honeymoon stage and men that aren't husband material.We are very thankful for all of you that tune in every week or are tuning in for the first time 💞We look forward to seeing all of you in 2025! 🥂Time Stamps:00:00 life has been very eventful02:40 giving up on your crush06:00 the plain black/white tee effect08:00 dating while you're heartbroken(missing old work)10:30 getting super obsessive11:00 I h8 having a crush13:00 lust and love feel like the same thing15:00 men that don't apply pressure18:30 not husband material22:00 dating should be fun30:00 guys with girlfriends36:00 relationship material38:30 babies by strangers41:00 it should be normal

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    How Do You Have a "Roster" as a Man?

    Episode 61 - We recently ran into a very unfortunate and peculiar situation outside of a coffee shop that in part inspired today's episode. We also get into men with rosters, dating down as a woman and the dying coochie theory. Thank you for watching girls 🙂‍↕️Time Stamps:00:00 acting on urges08:00 I flew off a golf cart13:00 the coffee shop incident20:00 if he hates you he's going to hate your kids34:00 men with rosters 36:30 stop dating down40:00 I am Kirby so I need someone cool44:00 the dying coochie theory48:00 I need a man that does things that I can't do

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    Eating Mushrooms, Little D Energy and Finding a Girl's Special Spot

    Episode 60 - For our 60th EPISODE we got groovy and took mushrooms to celebrate 🎉! We also bought a game to play and of course we chose an explicit one. We answered questions that ranged from what gives little d*** energy, our DJ session rituals, what makes a man "daddy" and Lenna's moonlighting as a Pino Curator. Time Stamps:00:00 eating mushrooms for our 60th episode08:00 drawing butts for chat10:00 most disturbing thing to yell when you c**18:00 what makes a man “daddy” material23:00 let it out is insane27:00 what gives “LDE”34:00 f*** marry kill round 136:00 MISS HENTAI45:00 who would you want to share a join with50:00 time for art class58:00 it’s a hard to find area1:02:00 my Pino curator

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    Stop Dating Until You Can AFFORD the Woman YOU Want

    Episode 59 - No topic today but it doesn't matter cus we're generational yappers! First up, whether it's ripping yourself a new hole or involuntarily shutting yourself; having a baby is not a good time. Then, fvck a pump cover we're making Coochie Covers(TM) for all the girlies out there. And finally, maybe you need a break from dating until you can afford the woman you want.Thanks for watching 🍑Time Stamps:00:00 professional yappers04:00 you either rip open or shyt yourself 13:00 dangerous men are the problem16:00 gas stations are not safe21:00 positive reinforcement23:00 I need a coochie cover34:00 304’s have it ROUGH39:00 Saweetie is not your typical “304”40:00 maybe the IG baddie just isn’t in the cards for you43:00 take a break from dating until you can afford the woman you want46:00 fake chemistry48:30 it’s never THAT good

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    Spooky or Sweet First Date Ideas

    Episode 58 - In the spirit of Halloween, we ask each other what we consider to be scary or cute first date ideas and why! Some of our answers may surprise you 🤭... Happy Halloween 🎃Time Stamps:00:00 Fishing & Flip flops???04:00 Hunting....09:00 Family functions12:50 Museums14:30 dates without food???16:00 Drinks date22:00 Aquarium or Zoo28:00 sports events35:00 picnic dates40:00 let me know when you're in the area50:00 club date?

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    10 Men 10 Dates Social Experiment: Here's EVERYTHING that Happened Over the Summer

    Podcast Episode 57 - Do women choose bad partners or is the dating pool cooked? We took the summer to find out. Spoiler alert: this was much harder than we even thought...Time Stamps:00:00 Our inspo07:00 the very first date12:30 dates wanting to learn too much about me16:00 escaping the date20:00 falling in love on the first date????24:00 doing fun dates27:00 the moment a date went bad30:00 dating is too distracting38:00 coming to a realization45:00 dating younger men is a recipe for disaster56:00 not making time for someone1:06:00 setting some ground rules to men that want to date you1:12:00 pullback method1:16:00 a man not paying for the meal1:20:00 things get weird after........

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    The Truth About Pretty Privilege (Pros & Cons)

    Episode 56 - Being beautiful is amazing but it comes with its drawbacks as well. These are our experiences and how we navigate life with pretty privilege. Thanks for watching 🍑Time Stamps:00:00 aging isn't a bad thing11:00 getting invited to places for free14:00 not having to work hard for money16:00 people being envious and making life harder for you19:00 you're seen as an object28:00 you have more options30:00 opportunity is everywhere so be presentable34:00 you don't have to lay down with losers36:00 low quality treatment

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    The Thawed Corndogs (BBQ Mukbang)

    Mukbang Episode 48 - On today's mukbang episode we eat BBQ food! But more importantly we reveal many personal & hilarious moments. Thank you for watching 😋Time Stamps:00:00 I fell asleep at a Vegan BBQ03:30 Pasta Salad taste test09:00 making ube pancakes13:00 moving in slow motion18:00 people with no personality28:00 there’s no place like home34:00 one thing guys can do that’s cool37:00 I peed myself43:00 my proudest moments48:00 juicy j’s biggest fan

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    10 Green Flags to Look for BEFORE You Enter into a Relationship

    Episode 55 - We appreciate men who don't post too much online, men who are early to the date, men who are comfortable with PDA and men that make what YOU love important to them. Plus a CRAZY story time at the end 😳Time Stamps:00:00 a man who doesn’t post himself too much on social media05:00 PDA & submission08:00 Sidebar (toot it & boot it story)13:30 being early to a date20:00 sidebar (how do you not feel guilt)25:00 treating animals kindly25:30 making what I love important to you31:00 sir that is not a compliment 33:00 open to dating outside of his race39:00 a man of god43:00 be passionate about what you stand for45:00 storytime (my ex proposed to his ex gf after we break up)

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    We were robbed, fired and broke days before moving into a new apartment...

    episode 54 - we decided to share a very personal story time for our 2 year podcast anniversary. TLDR; we were robbed and fired days before moving into our new apartment. on a lighter note, always water your relationships and don't take for granted of your people/situations. and if we say something that doesn't apply to you remember to adhere to our motto "if it doesn't apply let if fly".time stamps:00:00 a special 2 year podcast annniversary story time (lost job and had car stolen)05:00 getting fired from a job we loved10:00 Lenna's car is stolen while we were away15:00 God blesses the courageous20:00 take care of your blessings25:00 falling out with friends30:00 no hard feelings36:00 men that don't pick up on social cues42:00 if it doesn't apply let it fly48:00 "oh you're fatherless" that's not the diss you think it is52:00 an absolute deal breaker

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    MC BXB talks new music, relationships and the problem with this generation

    podcast episode 53 - We have on rapper MC BXB to talk about who he's working with and how he came to be a rapper. Then he talks to us about his new relationship and being a romantic. And finally the problems he has with this generation of men and women 👀Time Stamps:00:00 Introducing our special guest MC Bob15:00 We love simps but we ask MC Bob what is a simp?18:00 MC Bob on asking out his GF24:00 Why MC Bob regrets being a simp29:00 Thoughts on abstinence 39:00 You should wait until marriage43:00 Cheating isn’t always physical45:00 Can women be players?50:00 Act like you don’t want it54:00 Too much trust is bad?58:00 Heartbreak is not an excuse

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    Your BoyFriend is Too AFRAID to Breakup With You

    Podcast Episode 52 (Recap & Roast) - We're back from Japan 🇯🇵! After talking a tiny bit about Japan we tell you why love bombing should only work on dumb girls, how it feels to learn you're not special to that man you're talking to and how your boyfriend is showing you he wants your relationship to end without saying it. Thanks for watching 🍑Time Stamps:00:00 Teasing our Japan recap05:00 Recapping what we thought was our 50th episode08:00 The man you’re dating should be taking care of himself14:00 The men love bombing you think you’re dumb18:00 That moment a man shows you you’re not special22:00 I can’t see myself with a man or woman30:00 Cute cool quirky33:00 Being attractive is his personality38:00 Reviewing our actual 50th episode (The Gloria Zamora Episode)45:00 Your relationship is already over but you don’t know it

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    Your Social Media Profile Is Keeping You Single

    Episode 51 - Our PSA's for this latest episode of SomethingForThatAss - Please for the love of the lord, MEN stop posting pictures pursing your lips. Be a man who BEGS and be a man who is submissive to his woman. Women love a man of his word. So stop propping up your entire fascination of a woman based on your lust for them. We love substance! And when your relationship isn't working, don't step out or do something to maker HER end the relationship; be a man and do it yourself. Enjoy 😗Time Stamps:00:00 Please stop pursing your lips04:00 I will never be your peace09:00 I love a man who begs14:00 I need a man who is a man of his word21:00 A relationship built on lust is not built to last26:00 Possessiveness is dangerous32:00 Stop trying to keep up with the younger crowd35:00 Picky about who you spend time with38:00 Be a man and end your relationship

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    Rest in Paradise Gloria Zamora 🤍🪽

    Our Actual 50th Episode - On this episode we cover the untimely death of Gloria Zamora, a light in her community and an inspiration to many women around the world 🕊️.Time Stamps: 00:00 Covering the death of Gloria Zamora and the media frenzy that ensued04:00 There was absolutely no reason for this09:00 Why are we justifying and rationalizing her ex husbands decision to carry out her murder15:00 A lot of the discourse surrounding Gloria's murder is vile20:00 Her body is not the story here but many are hyper fixated on it 22:00 Stop saying her killer and ex husband was a "good man"28:00 Chronically insecure men are dangerous35:00 Hector did not deserve this40:00 You may need help44:00 Some of the content people are putting out there about this situation is disgusting (READ THE ROOM)51:00 Remembering what Gloria Zamora stood for

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    The 50th Episode Special (We DRINK on an Episode for the FIRST Time)

    EPISODE 50 - We drink wine and get a little tipsy for the first time on an episode 🎉 FCK ICE ALWAYS & FOREVER. We talk babies with no lips, naked mole rats and taking hate for the greater good.Thank you for watching 50 episodes and being a part of this journey, we love and appreciate y'all 🩷Time Stamps:00:00 FCK ICE ALL MY HOMIES HATE ICE07:00 Wine review14:00 Learning and speaking spanish21:00 Babies with no lips28:00 The Naked Mole Rat35:00 The friend you need43:00 Too high to function50:00 Vegas trip55:00 Physically sick because of a relationship1:00:00 I want all my girls to be happy1:10:00 Taking the hate for the greater good1:17:00 Learning how to talk to each person you love1:23:00 The Art story1:28:00 You have to provide value

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    Men Lie to Women Because We Wouldn't Like Who You Really Are

    Podcast Episode 49 - Our latest recap and roast! We touch on how men THINK they should NOT approach women as a tactic, why men lie to women, being open to new friends and not sleeping with undeserving men. Thanks for watching 💋Time Stamps:00:00 Introducing a new member to the family04:30 Recap and Roast starts06:00 Reading a viewers thought process on how to approach dating12:00 Men lie because that's the only way women will accept some of you18:00 "No New Friends" is a lame motto24:00 Moving on and taking your power back27:00 You're only as attached to that man as you want to be33:00 Obedient for no reason37:00 Sleeping with undeserving men40:00 Everyone has a price45:00 "The Look"50:00 Full sending shrooms

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    Female Friendships are MORE IMPORTANT Than Your Boyfriend

    Episode 48- On this week's episode we talk to Isene about putting all your eggs in one basket, parents not giving their kids a fair shot at life and how impactful female friendships are for women. PLUS, why are women STILL putting up with situationships in 2025?! Special thanks to Isene for joining us on this special episode 🍑Time Stamps:00:00 Introducing our special guest and host of Herizon Podcast08:00 From Wifey to Single15:00 Men don't like women who are too outspoken21:00 Don't put all your eggs in one basket28:00 Escape IMMEDIATELY35:00 Does he hate you?41:00 You're not giving you child a fair shot45:00 Female friendships save lives54:00 You don't have to persevere through EVERYTHING for the family dynamic

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    Dating Deal Breakers for Women

    EPISODE 47 - We debate what is and isn't a deal breaker for ourselves! From bad hairlines, parents who hate you, what car they drive and men who rave; we cover it all. thanks for watching 🍑TIME STAMPS: 00:00 A change of plans05:00 Roughest time of the month10:00 Lenna's a THIEF13:00 Fuerza Regida's 111xPANTIA Album Release Party16:00 Deal Breakers BEGIN19:00 Following random girls and Men who RAVE22:00 Babydaddys27:00 His parents hate you31:00 Mommas boys35:00 Not eating fruits & vegetables + being healthy41:30 Bad Hairlines44:00 What car you're driving47:00 Butt crack50:00 Finger nails53:00 Blackout drunk57:00 Men who Club01:00:00 Outside is not that fun01:04:00 Teeth/Oral Hygiene

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    Boy Crazy Girls Are DANGEROUS

    EPISODE 46 - Today's episode is ALL about girls whose lives revolve around men and what they'll do to "keep" that man. AKA BOY CRAZY WOMEN! Y'all need a reality check and we're going to give it to you. This episode needs no further introduction.Enjoy 🍑Time Stamps:00:00 Introduction03:00 Down bad after a relationship07:00 You hated me the whole time17:00 0 Sympathy20:00 Never trust a woman who's boy crazy26:00 Always be a girl's girl no matter what29:00 Leaving Your Girl Friends for your Man????35:00 Dead beat mothers can go to hell40:00 You are what you hate45:00 You need a reality check and maybe a hobby48:00 That man is not yours

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    Weak Men Seek Out Weak Women

    RECAP & ROAST (EPISODE 45) - Be careful who you decide to spend your life with romantically because that man can AGE you very quickly! Stop telling women you want to make them your baby mom... that is hate speech. I will be a WIFE first. Our response to "What do you bring to the table" comments. Also, women must earn flowers? And finally, women need to take accountability but weak men seek out weak women. Enjoy 🍑Time Stamps:00:00 Currently on a cleanse07:00 I cut my hair09:00 Very unwilling to Date at this moment11:00 Don't let a man age you16:00 Trying to impregnate me is not a turn on19:00 I'm going to be a wife FIRST24:00 The "What do you bring to the table" comments27:00 Just don't date then34:00 Women have to earn flowers?38:00 Women need to take accountability41:00 Just Pick Better Men46:00 Weak Men Seek Out Weak Women58:00 You may not actually like women

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    Making Music While HEARTBROKEN, Drake Hate Is WEIRD & Ignoring Online Hate

    Episode 43 - On this episode we have AMAYAJANE on to talk about her music and creative process 🎶! And of course we had to get in her business 🤭. She gives us her breakdown on the Drake and Kendrick beef, making music when you're heartbroken and alchemy 🔮. We hope you enjoyed this episode 🫶🏼 Make sure to go listen to AMAYAJANE on Apple and Spotify! And follow her on socials @AMAYAJANEGTime Stamps:00:00 We have AMAYAJANE on today's episode 🎶02:30 Making music when you're heartbroken & being heartbroken4:00 Those situationships hurt more than relationships 09:00 Men & Women are DIFFERENT 🍑12:00 Choosing my stage name17:00 There's space for everyone21:00 Drake hate is weird25:00 Working with someone where the vibe was off29:00 HAPPY BDAY TEXT IS MANDATORY35:00 Getting hate online40:00 Taking more creative control49:00 Alchemy 55:00 Stop doing things you got to apologize for

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    What to Bring on the FIRST DATE & Women Giving into their DEMONS

    Episode 42 - On this episode we are switching things up and talking to each other instead of AT YOU 😗. First, we ask why men look down upon simps and tricks. Also, have you ever noticed a man has no problem spending his money if it leads to something at the end of the night? Then, Brookelyn urges you to be with better quality people. Your future Husband/Wife will thank you. Plus another PSA 🗣️ MEN NEED TO STOP THEIR COMPLAINING. We hope you enjoy this episode 🍑Time Stamps:00:00 Changing things up on SFTA 02:00 Simps and Tricks are IN09:00 Men are happy spending money if you’re giving it up 14:00 4k Evidence…20:00 Seeing the quality of person you’ve been with says a lot about you24:00 Stop giving into your demons30:00 Women think “Getting Dudes” is a flex32:00 Showing up to a FIRST DATE with nothing????38:00 Men are always COMPLAINING43:00 Being alone can be wonderful48:00 Men get real RUDE once you don’t give them anything

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    Being SINGLE Can Be Just as Fulfilling as Being in a RELATIONSHIP & Stop TRAUMA DUMPING on Your Date

    Episode 41 - On this episode we talk about how society looks down on women who decide not to have children. And the negative stigma placed upon women from men if they're single. Why is being single such a negative? Then we must get you guys to stop trauma dumping on your date. And if it happens to you, RUN!We hope you enjoy Episode 41 🍑Time Stamps:00:00 Intro06:00 You can't miss what you've never had15:00 Having Kids VS Being Single for Life20:00 Women add to your life EASILY26:00 Society is harsh too harsh on Women who don't have kids34:00 Respect yourself so you can command respect44:00 Stop telling me you love me way too soon50:00 Stop trauma dumping on your date

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    RECAP AND ROAST #10

    Episode 40- On this episode we bring you our Recap & Roast 🔥 WE tell you why lust is incredibly dangerous and can lead to terrible mistakes. Why sometimes you have a crush on someone when you're bored. A man tells Lenna she needs her nails done 🤮 What you need to expect from your partner this valentines day. Finally, do your research on products you're purchasing.We hope you enjoy another Recap and Roast 🫶🏼Time Stamps:00:00 Intro02:00 Don't make mistakes early on in dating06:00 Lustful men and women10:00 I had a crush for a few days14:00 Practicing what I preach20:00 Lust is dangerous24:00 Man thinks I NEED to get my nails done29:00 Creepy guy at my gym36:00 Women are the inspiration42:00 Be careful about the products you buy

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    Situationships - Why YOU Should STAY AWAY From Them

    Episode 39 - Welcome to a new episode of Something For That Ass Podcast 🍑 Today we tell you why situationships are a WASTE of time. Then Lenna tells us about a manipulation tactic to look out for when on a date. Then we talk about what type of man you have to be to cheat on your pregnant wife. Tune in for another wild ride 🎢We hope you had a lot of laughs and found something to take away from this episode 🫶🏼Time Stamps:00:00 Intro03:30 Situationships are a waste of time07:00 Don't settle for breadcrumbs11:00 Enduring for nothing14:00 is this manipulative?18:00 Kissing on the first date20:00 What's worse debate23:00 Keep it in your pants while she's pregnant28:00 What drives a person to cheat34:00 You don't need closure39:00 A man can't even meet his own standards

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    You Should Be With a Man Who is a Provider

    Episode 38 - Our first episode recorded in 2025 🎉 If you're new here, welcome! If you're an OG, thanks for sticking around 🫶🏼 On this episode, Lenna has us meditate together to start this one. Brookelyn advises the girls to put down the rose toys. And finally, we tell you why you SHOULD be with a Provider Man. We hope you enjoy this episode, thank you for watching 🍑Time Stamps:00:00 What we ALMOST called our fans04:00 Meditation Corner w/ Lenna07:00 Put down the rose toys12:00 It smells well19:30 Be with a Provider26:00 It’s all a risk28:00 I do not mind being single31:00 Be more selective about who you give kids to33:30 YOU KNEW40:00 Those brain scans are scary46:00 Another Red Flag

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    How To Ask a Woman Out An a Date

    Episode 37 - Happy New Years 🍑 🎉 On this episode we go over how to approach a woman for a date. We also talk about some dating experiences we've recently been through. We question why on earth guys talk dirty to you BEFORE you've even gone through the FIRST date??? The audacity. More dating advice and a few pieces of personal experience to share from your big sisters 🫶🏼We hope you enjoyed our latest episode 😚(Time Stamps):00:00 Intro02:00 Why are you sending me unwarranted pics???06:00 If I give you my # USE IT12:00 Stop talking crazy before the first date16:00 I don’t want to link25:00 Men can’t wait to lie to you32:00 I’m not your cool chill girl39:00 Corn is bad for you48:00 Red flags on the first date52:00 You get what you’re okay with

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    Recap and Roast #9 (Holiday Rekindling, FAKE FRIENDS and Traditional Values)

    Episode 36 (Segment 9 Part 4) - On this episode we go over how important it is to have a strong cut off game. Don't let that man play with you a 2nd, 3rd or 4th time. Due to recent events, we must put the FAKE FRIENDS on notice. Finally, we hold more traditional values whether you like it or not! PLUS we are in our MODESTY era.Time Stamps:00:00 Spinning the block during the holidays04:50 Cut off game is CRUCIAL10:30 FAKE FRIENDS PROCEED WITH CAUTION18:00 50/50 backlash28:30 Men who cook are winning32:00 Holding more traditional values35:00 In my Modesty Era 40:00 Wholesome activities with my twin

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    Relationship Advice: Stop Being Nonchalant About the Woman You're Dating

    EPSIODE 35 - On this episode we played the card game "Keep It Playa" with our special guest Yami! The trio is back in action and we have a more idgaf Yami this time around. We get into why you don't give multiple chances to someone. Running red lights is apperently frowned upon by some, for some reason. Guys wanting to be your 2nd BF, WILLINGLY?! That's very disgusting of you. Finally, we don't like nonchalant men. Be a man and be obsessed with me.Thank you Yami for coming on again 🫶🏼We hope you guys enjoyed this hilarious episode 😚

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    Being on Stage with Fuerza Regida, Dating Life Updates & How to Get Over a Breakup

    EPISODE 34 - On this episode we recap our time being on stage at the Fuerza Regida Concert! An incredibly iconic moment for us, thank you to everyone who reached out to congratulate us. And to the hating ass hoes who didn't, we see that too. We each give a dating life update! Finally, we get into how to get over a breakup 💔Enjoy ☺️

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    What Constitutes Cheating?

    Episode 33 - On this episode we were inspired to revisit some topics that we briefly covered in our last episode. We get down to the bottom of what is and isn't cheating in a relationship. In person and online. Brookelyn will never settle for 50/50. Lenna gives you a life update. Different people consider different things cheating, but one thing's for certain. NO ONE WANTS A DUSTY.Thanks for listening 🫶🏼Time Stamps:00:00 Talk about it with your partner IMMEDIATELY 03:00 Talking isn’t cheating11:00 Men don’t handle rejection well17:00 I want to be a stay at home mother25:00 Stop whining30:00 You have to pay for the table40:00 Lenna’s Update

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    RECAP & ROAST 🪵🔥

    EPISODE 32 - On this episode we give you updates on each of our love lives and how we navigate dating. Brookelyn thinks you should stop bragging about how tight and wet it is. Enough is enough. The chemical imbalance men have to cheat is no excuse to be sloppy, IF that theory is true. And if I found out, consider it an open relationship. Since you wanted to be to so open. Finally, you can't let yourself go in a relationship. WE must keep ourselves accountable. PLUS a STORYTIME at the end.We hope you enjoyed this episode 🫶🏼

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    DON'T Get MARRIED In Your 20s

    Episode 31 - On this episode Brookelyn and Lenna have on a very special guest who got MARRIED at the age of 40! She tells us why she believes everyone should get married at an older age, plus her own experience having meaningful relationships in her 20s. We hope you enjoy listening to her unique perspective!Time Stamps:00:00 INTRO03:00 Pro’s to being Married at an older age10:00 Ride or Die is false18:00 You can have a kid in your 40’s25:00 How can you tell a man is high value30:00 Don’t Settle33:00 Don’t Play House40:00 High Value Men & Women

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    RELATIONSHIP ADVICE: HOOKUP CULTURE

    Episode 30 🎉00:00 HOOKUP CULTURE06:00 They’re using YOU for seggs22:00 I know you’re not gonna like this one30:00 Men will say anything to get in your pants37:00 Unimpressed39:00 Word of the Day: Discernment 42:00 Sisterhood SAVES you44:00 Close Friends list pollThank you for watching 🫶🏼If you enjoyed this episode, give us a review on the platform your listening 🤗

  45. 31

    Rating Our BEST & WORST Looks 🤮 + We Read Our Meanest Comments 😅

    Episode 29- On this episode we rate our own looks from each episode of the podcast and we roast ourselves for the makeup, hair and outfits we put on to come record. We also read some of the meanest comments you guys have written on our socials 🥲We hope you guys enjoy this episode! Make sure to comment your favorite look or what you thought was our worst look.....

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    RECAP & ROAST #7

    EPISODE 28 -00:00 We're in our flop era07:45 The Whatever podcast recap & roast30:00 Broke boys are upset34:00 You're out to misunderstand me36:00 "It Ends With Us" Movie42:00 Demure didn't resonate45:00 Struggle Love

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    OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL

    EPISODE 27 -HAPPY ONE YEAR!!!! Grateful to everyone who watches & listens, we love you guys and appreciate the support. We took shrooms and played a couple card games for this milestone. We hope you enjoy 🫶🏼

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    SMACKED EATING MAC (EPISODE 26 PART 2)

    Giving the audio listeners a little something extra this week 🥰

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    A Message to the Deadbeat Parents

    EPISODE 26 -00:00 Message for the deadbeat Dads15:00 learning from our parents mistakes23:00 has being a parent affected your dating life?30:00 double standards  38:00 my son comes first PERIOD 45:00 no such thing as closure47:00 do men get jealous? 54:00 pillow talking is lamethanks for listening 🫶🏼

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    Reviewing Our Appearance on the @whatever Podcast

    EPISODE 25 -00:00 Our experience on the @Whatver Podcast aka “Incel Incubator”05:00 Pickmeshia felt child birth is not risky?!19:15 18 year olds should NOT date 40 year old men Andrew26:30 Men only wanting to be with virgins35:00 Female chastity is the answer to everything???40:00 They took my troll seriously45:45 The bi topic47:00 Dating a billionaire50:00 I don’t think those thoughts54:14 The worst statement of the night1:0500 Women should be in control1:09:30 Bear or Man?Enjoy 🫶🏼

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