Spoil Me! What We Do In The Shadows

Thank you very much to Max for commissioning this episode!In this finale episode of the season, we get a lot less of Guillermo being a vampire than I was hoping for, but at least we get a little! And I'm really curious how next season is going to go now that Guillermo realizes that he doesn't want to be a vampire after all.Thanks for listening, and I will hopefully see you soon with a new season episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

Thank you very much to Max for commissioning this episode!So this ep was super duper fun. I loved all the nods to murder mysteries, I loved that Evil Mabel is finally taking everyone to task for the way they've been treating her. I'm just so excited to see what's going to happen now that Guillermo has been outed to Nandor.Thank you so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

Thank you very much to Max for commissioning this episode!This episode is so weird because the main thrust of the plot is that everyone is trying to cheer up Laszlo due to bizarre behavior that turns out to be about whether to arrange his library by author or title. HOWEVER the real plot is really about the Baron finding out that Guillermo is a vampire killer who roasted him for real once.Thanks for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!

Thank you very much to Max for commissioning this episode, but also no thank you, and I hate you.Thanks for listening!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

Thank you very much to Max for commissioning this episode!So this is the one where Nadja is let in on Guillermo's secret. In an incident that allows us some brief excitement, Guillermo is able to fly, but he quickly loses control and breaks his ankle. Nadja then brings him to the Familiar Emergency Room and his secret is found out.Thanks so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

Thank you very much to Max for commissioning this episode!This is the episode where Guillermo decides to go see his mother for The Last Time* but is distracted the entire time by the antics of the vampires, who have managed to get onto the local news and blow their own cover multiple times.Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV*the third time, as it turns out

Thank you very much to Max for commissioning this episode!This episode we get the treat of Evie returning with her hilarious brand of emotional vampirism, and a visit to the headquarters of Energy Vampires. This is all a result of Colin Robinson's running for city comptroller in Sean's place, and he doesn't even want the job!Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode.

Thank you so much to Max for commissioning this episode!This episode is the one where Laszlo puts Guillermo through a bunch of tests to see if there's any progress on him becoming a vampire, and it turns out that Guillermo can now levitate stuff? And also his sweat can allow vampires out into the sun? Wild. Meanwhile, Sean is running for comptroller and has decided to court the gay vote.Thank you so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!

Thank you so much to Max for commissioning this episode!So this episode is one of those where I'm trying to simply enjoy the story in a vacuum, because it's one of the first glaring inconsistencies that I've really seen from the show. I'm sure there have been other plot holes that I have missed, but this time around I spotted one and I wonder if you all remember what I am referencing.Thanks so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!

Thank you so much to Max for commissioning this episode and bearing with me on the very late posting. I just want to give you all a heads up that the day my computer started to really shit the bed was the day I recorded this episode. Somehow, both my Grageband AND the Crowdcast lost the last 15 minutes of sound in the audio file, but for some reason the sound remained in the video if you played it off the Crowdcast site. I contacted Crowdcast about it, and unfortunately after a whole week of going back and forth, they were unable to fix the issue. This led me to have to do something a bit janky, and I was forced to play the video out loud and record the sound into my mic in order to have a complete episode. So the last 15 minutes of the episode sound much less high quality than the rest, but at least I was able to pull the sound from somewhere and didn't just lose that whole end of the episode. ANYWAY. Just wanted to explain both the delay in posting and the bad sound, but this seems to be the only episode that had such an issue so hopefully this is in the past! Thanks for listening!

Thank you so much to Max for commissioning this episode!I really am surprised by how short this season has felt, but I think a lot of that is due to how solid all the episodes have been compared with last season. Also, I cannot believe that I forgot to mention how the vamps have $600K in their account, and that the PIN Colin created is 42069247. Brilliant.Thank you all so much for listening, and I will hopefully see you again with the start of the new season!

Thank you very much to Max for commissioning this episode!This is really one of the sadder episodes of WWDITS because it's about Guillermo being HAPPY about something for the first time almost ever in the whole show, and then Nandor has to go and fucking ruin it. Granted, maybe if someone falls in love with their own clone they're not exactly the person you want to end up with, but GEEZ. This one hurt.Thanks for listening, and I will see you soon with the final episode of the season!

Thank you so much to Max for commissioning this episode!I'm so excited to talk about what might be one of the more brilliant episodes of the series, and that is the one that's a very long spoof of a home makeover show and ends ultimately in a stolen hat. I swear to god, this was SO good.Thank you so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!

Thank you to Max for commissioning this episode!This is the one where the boys all head to a cabin in the woods with Shawn, and the girls stay home and have their own celebration. It turns out that not ALL the boys went to the cabin, and we get to meet Guillermo's family...who it turns out know he's gay already and are more concerned about the vampires.Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!

Thank you so much to Max for commissioning this episode!I am happy to report that while I didn't get the obsession with the aesthetic that I wanted in the episodes leading up to the club opening, I got just what I wanted in this one. In fact it's enough of a plot point that Nandor decides to change his wife's entire personality so that he can get the color of roses he wants. I really didn't think he was going to actually go through with the wedding though!Thanks for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!

Thank you ever so much to Max for commissioning this episode!This is the episode where the adults of the household discover the joys of sending an annoying child off to school where they will get out their energy and make friends and come home and GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP.As someone who recently discovered doggy daycare, this is a whole mood.Thanks for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!

Thank you to Max for commissioning this episode!This episode mainly focuses on the conflict between Nadja and the wraiths who are supposed to be running the nightclub. She goes off in search of what basically amounts to heroin for the one heading up the labor dispute, and meanwhile Guillermo and Nandor get involved in a familiar-fighting ring.Thanks so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!

Thank you very much to Max for commissioning this episode!We're getting the opening of the vampire nightclub, now named Nadja's, a lot sooner than I was expecting, and there's actually a lot in its design that I approve of! But of course we've got some really big obstacles to overcome. The main thing is we've got an opening act that seems to be on the rocks, and just when it seems things will go right...they go wrong again.Thanks so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!

Thank you very much to Max for commissioning this episode!So this is the one where Nandor figures out (thanks to Guillermo) that he's in possession of a magic lamp containing a djinn, and he decides that he's in need of some companionship. Instead of asking for a lover created from scratch, he wants someone from his past that he can only barely remember.Also, Nadja has decided she wants a vampire nightclub and she's getting to work, but shit is going a little left.Thanks for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!

Thank you so much to Max for commissioning this episode!It's time to rejoin our very favorite loser vampires, and this season starts off with some real weird plot developments. Apparently Colin is growing at an astonishing rate, and while Laszlo is taking care of this weird offspring, the house is crumbling around him.Meanwhile it seems like Guillermo has completely let go of the ultimate goal of being turned, which I find frankly baffling.Thanks for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!

Thank you to Max for commissioning this episode!So it's the end of Season 3, and while this finale isn't everything I was hoping for, it was at least better than the previous episode so I'm going to call that a win. We've got everyone sort of fleeing the premises after Colin's death because none of them know how to cope, and the only person who seems to know that Colin has transformed is Laszlo. Guillermo looks like he's going to get what he's always dreamed of, but is foiled at the last second, and Nandor leaves heartbroken.Thanks for listening, and I will see you all again soon with a new episode!

Thank you to Max for commissioning this episode. I guess. *sigh*This was a stinker, y'all. A real flop. Just bad.See you soon with HOPEFULLY a season finale that isn't as painful.Thanks for listening!

Thank you to Max for commissioning this episode!This is the one where Nandor begins to have one of those life crises that requires a massive shift in the way he lives if he's not going to lose it. I really enjoy this episode for all of the implications about immortality and the way your perspective on life would shift, and for the actual cult that he joins.Thank you so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!

Thank you to Max for commissioning this episode!In this one we've got the ghost of Nadja running away inside that little doll, Laszlo and Colin getting lured in by a siren, and Laszlo getting a little carried away at Best Buy.Thanks for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!

Thank you to Max for commissioning this episode! This is the one where the Sire, the original vampire who is the ancestor to every other vampire, is neglected and escapes from his cell. I really enjoyed this one because I was a big fan of the added lore, as usual, especially since it remains inconclusive. And of course, the Baron is back! Delightful!Thank you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode.

Thank you to Kyle for commissioning this episode! So this recording is kind of fun because I start out saying one thing because it turns out there's a post-credits scene that I missed initially...well, you'll see! But it was delightful to me. And of course, I'm rooting for Guillermo learning to manipulate Nadja and Nandor, but he's not as successful as consistently as I'd hoped.Thanks so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!

Thank you to Max for commissioning this episode! In this installment of their adventures, our friends head to Atlantic City to celebrate Charmaine and Seanie's anniversary. Turns out there's some more lore about the vampires that we hadn't heard about, and their ancestral soil is actually important in this universe as well! But they aren't as careful with it as they should be, and Guillermo winds up going on a quest to replace it. Thank you so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!

Thank you to Max for commissioning this episode!In this installment of Goofy-Ass Pansexual Vampires, we get to see more about Nandor's romantic and sexual history. This time it's all about a woman named Gail who he has grown very attached to over the decades, but the same can't be said for Gail, who has her own whole thing going on. Meanwhile, Laszlo finds his old jalopy and decides to take it back, with the help of Colin Robinson. Thanks for listening, and I will see you all soon with a new episode!

Thank you to Max for commissioning this episode! This is the one where Nandor needs some help with his love life and tries to enlist Laszlo to assist him in wooing a woman who works at his gym. That goes about as well as one could expect. Meanwhile, there's a power struggle between him and Nadja and I think it's very clear who comes out on top in the end. Thank you so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!

Thank you so much to Max for commissioning this episode! This season premier starts off with two very unexpected developments; first, that Guillermo has been imprisoned in what looks like a proper dungeon in the basement of the Staten Island vampire residence, and that the Staten Island Vampires have been promoted to oversee the entire Eastern Seaboard. But only one of them can reign supreme. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you in a couple weeks with a new episode!

Thank you to Max for commissioning this episode! This episode, the finale of Season 2, is a hell of an ending for now and I have no idea what we're going to do to follow up on how things wrap up. Is Guillermo going to try to work for them again, is he going to make them acknowledge him, is he going to keep protecting them? I'm into it either way. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!

Thank you to Max for commissioning this episode! In this delightful installment of What We Do In The Shadows, we're getting a look at another supernatural being that I've been lowkey waiting for this whole time! Witches are here, and they're interested in Nandor and Laszlo's semen, which the two gents are totally fine with until they discover just how it's going to be extracted. Meanwhile, Guillermo is quiet-quitting and I couldn't be more proud. Thanks for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!

Thank you to Max for commissioning this episode! I will warn you all that I'm a little hard on this episode because it really beats heavily on a particular joke that doesn't work for me at all. However, I recognize that it's my personal bias and that doesn't mean it's not funny, it just isn't for me. That said, what's going on with Guillermo is amazing. Thanks so much for listening, and I will see you again soon with a new episode!

Thank you very much to Max for commissioning this episode! This is the one where Simon the Devious comes back to...exact revenge? Nope. Repair his fragmented relationship with the Staten Island vamps? Absolutely not. He just wants the hat.

Thank you very much to Max for commissioning this episode! This is the episode that apparently some folks have been waiting for, when Laszlo runs away to start a new life as Jackie Daytona, human bartender. We get a spectacular cameo from Mark Hamill, and also some top-notch inspirational sports movie parody, and all in all it adds up to a particularly memorable episode. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!

Thank you to Lauren for commissioning this episode!This is one of my favorite episodes of the show so far because I find Colin really interesting and I'm always here for learning more about how he works. I especially love that Colin doesn't seem to understand how he works, either. I'm very into the concept that he can power-up in a major way, and I also love that all his power-ups are kinda lame? Thanks so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!

Thank you very much to Max for commissioning this episode. Y'all, this is a REALLY good one. Oooooooh this was so good. We've got two main plots here: first, there's of course Guillermo accompanying his newly infiltrated vampire-killer club, supposedly to sabotage it before they hurt his people. That does not go at all as he planned, mostly because it turns out that they were not after his people at all, but also because he does the majority of the vampire killing. Then, there's the deadly curse from Bloody Mary that winds up in Nandor's email inbox. Amazing.Thanks for listening!

Thank you very much to Lauren for commissioning this episode! This episode is the one where our vampire friends think they're going to celebrate a Superb Owl, while Colin Robinson tries unsuccessfully to correct them. Nadja meets an old lady whom she used to know when the woman was a little girl, and their neighbor makes an unfortunate joke about them being vampires. Which leads to his brain being somewhat melted. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you again soon with a new episode!

Thank you to Max for commissioning this episode! This is such a great premise for an episode, I love this a LOT. The whole concept is that our vampire friends (well at least the undead ones, we don't know what Colin's deal is) died and left ghosts behind with unfinished business. Each of them has to figure out what that is, and fulfill it (or not, as the case may be) to send their spirit on to the great beyond. Also, it appears we haven't actually said goodbye to Gregor forever! But now he's called Jesk. Thanks for listening, and I will see you again soon with a new episode!

Thank you ever so much to Max for commissioning this episode!This is a fantastic start to a new season, and I can't wait to see what the hell they decide to do with Guillermo as time goes on because his resentment really is steadily growing. Meanwhile, we've got an endless parade of new familiars, who all die in a variety of wild, unlikely ways. Also, I really have to mention that I rewatched this episode and Owen pointed out that the Topher is fucking HALEY JOEL OSMENT????Thanks for listening!

Thank you SO MUCH to Ashley for commissioning this episode!What a great ending episode to this season. I'm fascinated by where this is going, and never saw this coming at all despite the fact that (as the flashbacks show us) many of the signs were there. Also, we get a wrap on the Gregor storyline, and while I'm devastated that we won't get to see his hot ass again, it's honestly perfection. Thanks so much for listening, and I will see you soon with the premiere to Season 2!

Thank you Max for commissioning this episode! In this delightful installment of What We Do In The Shadows, our crew has been selected to host the Biannual Vampire Orgy! And in true loser fashion, they manage to screw it up and humiliate themselves in a spectacular way. Throughout, we've got the building resentment of Guillermo, and since the next episode is the Season 1 finale, I am dying to know where we're headed with that. Thank you all so much for listening!

Thank you to Ashley for commissioning this episode! I loved this episode so much, because you all know how interested I was in seeing how Jenna was going to make the transition to vampire! It was even more delightful than I expected, and I'm really hoping that she sticks around a bit longer. Maybe even becomes a bigger character. Meanwhile, Nandor thinks he wants to become a proper US citizen, but it doesn't go well. Thanks for listening!

Thank you to Ashley for commissioning this episode!I swear to god, I love this show so much. This is one of the funniest episodes yet, and it's NOT just because it's loaded with stars and pop-culture references (even more than usual, I mean). The whole premise, and the way it's carried out, is just excellent and I really find the way they're dealing with Guillermo to be surprising and fascinating. I can't wait to see where they decide to go with his storyline. But also, where's my newbie vampire girl???

Thank you so much to Robin for commissioning this episode! This was a really fun one, and I'm super curious whether the Baron survived his barbecuing or not. He seemed pretty dead but I don't know how this works! Overall the whole leadup and the way this all goes was almost touching? He's having a great time, and if he DID die, it seems like he went out with a bang. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you again soon with a new episode!

Thank you so much to Ashley for commissioning this episode! I couldn't help but laugh at the fact that this episode goes in such a different direction than what I was expecting. I really loved it though, from what's going on with Laszlo to the whole thing with Gregor, and I'm really hoping that Gregor isn't gone forever because...he pretty. Thanks for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!

Thank you to Ashley for commissioning this episode! This episode, we've got the introduction of Simon The Devious, AKA Nick Kroll, and while I was a little worried initially I actually really liked his character and the way he was played. Our crew is trying to make an alliance to secure more NYC territory, but they've really got nothing to offer and it goes as well as you'd expect. Oh and also, Lazlo's hat is cursed. Thanks for listening!

Thank you so much to Stephanie for commissioning this episode!So, this episode instead of delving further into vampire lore, we investigate some of the other supernatural creatures living on Staten Island, namely werewolves, who are apparently a vampire's natural enemy. I mean, I gotta admit, pissing all over my topiary would make an enemy out of me too. Thank you so much for listening, and I will see you all again soon with a new episode!

Thank you to Ashley for commissioning this episode! This is when the crew decides to implement the first steps of world domination, and that clearly means going to city council and demanding supplication. And of course, making a gift of a pile of dead raccoons. Thanks for listening, and I will see you again soon with a new episode!

Thank you very much to Ashley for commissioning this episode! I'm super excited to delve into this series! I have seen the film, and I wasn't sure what the show would look like. I am delighted by the cast, and the new addition of an energy/emotional vampire. Thank you all for listening, and I will see you shortly with a new episode!