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Sponge Theory

SPONGES. not just a tool for cleaning, but a way of life. DON’T BE A DRY SPONGE is the motto we choose to live by around these parts. Lexee and Aria are here offering their unsolicited advice you didn't know you needed. Enjoy a new episode whenever we feel like releasing one.

  1. 16

    newspapers are the new hinge

    DO YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS? AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN? if you said yes to any of these questions, then you must join me on a deep dive of the song Escape (the Piña Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes. It is an excellent time. all fun and games. I would like a Piña Colada now. and a newspaper.

  2. 15

    THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE

    life as a human. we all live it. we all love it (most of the time). Lexee and Abby chat about the little things that are so purely human that they are almost special. it's all good fun

  3. 14

    life in my 20hood

    Are you in your 20s? Do you enjoy being in a weird limbo stage of life? then this episode is for you! Lexee and guest star Abby discuss what it's like to live at home, have guy friends, not know whats going on, etc. etc. We won't give you the answers to live, nor do we have great advice. But we are having fun. and so should you. enjoy

  4. 13

    rip my heart out why don't ya

    BEWARE. This episode may cause tears and a broken heart. Lexee is joined by Lily and Carly to discuss the most heart-wrenching moments in cinematic history. Spoilers ahead. You have been warned!!!

  5. 12

    I STILL DONT GET IT

    Sometimes even the simplest of things don't make sense to us. No matter how many times you explain how boats float, I won't get it. Join us today as we discuss questions we don't have answers to and things we don't understand. Spoiler alert: I STILL DON'T GET IT. I'm just dumb.

  6. 11

    sniff your dreams

    TEN EPISODES WOW! Come along this epic journey as lexee chats with Pat, Bif, and Zot about an 18 year friendship, pickaxes, dirty hats, owning a business, and kickstarting your dreams. strap in because its a bumpy ride.

  7. 10

    the art of doing nothing

    doing nothing is an absolute art. Its being productive while also not doing a single productive thing, all at the same time. join lexee in another solo episode as we discuss doing nothing, jazz music, bat man, and christmas!

  8. 9

    even cowgirls get the blues

    This week Aria talks alllll things winter wellness! Turns out that getting the blues when it gets dark at 4:30 pm isn't an original experience. She shares advice, tips, and fun ways to help you be your happiest self this winter. Listen and love!!

  9. 8

    lexee logic

    Have you ever wondered what goes on in someones head? If so you are in luck. Dive deep into what goes on in lexee's brain in this episode. Be careful its a wild ride!

  10. 7

    sPoOky SCaRy sPoNGeS

    what's more halloween than SPOOKY SCARY SPONGE STORIES? Listen if you DARE. try not to pee your pants. mwahahhahahhaahha

  11. 6

    vogue 73 questions

    vogue magazine asks celebrities 73 questions. they also asked us because we too are famous. join us this week for a fun time full of random questions and a lot of laughs. DON'T BE A DRY SPONGE!!

  12. 5

    shower thoughts

    you are not responsible for the random crap that comes to your mind while mindlessly washing your hair. except for right now while we discuss them. tune in to hear us talk about the most random (and sometimes deep) shower thoughts!

  13. 4

    making (and losing) friends in your 20s

    Being in your 20s can be hard, especially when trying to make friends. join us in the discussion. caution! this one goes DEEP.

  14. 3

    hot potatoes. hot dogs. and hot takes

    welcome to HOT TAKE CITY. you told us your hottest (and luke warm) hot takes and we discuss them. enjoy a full 30 minutes of our unsolicited opinions, and if you get offended.. rub some dirt on it. as always don't be a dry sponge

  15. 2

    the sponge theory explained

    What is the sponge theory? Well today is the day you get to find out. You're welcome.#welcometothespongeclub

  16. 1

    Welcome to Sponge Theory (trailer)

    In case you needed a sample to see if you love or hate our podcast voices. Get ready to join the sponge fam!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

SPONGES. not just a tool for cleaning, but a way of life. DON’T BE A DRY SPONGE is the motto we choose to live by around these parts. Lexee and Aria are here offering their unsolicited advice you didn't know you needed. Enjoy a new episode whenever we feel like releasing one.

HOSTED BY

Lexee Call and Aria Thorpe

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does Sponge Theory have?

Sponge Theory currently has 16 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is Sponge Theory about?

SPONGES. not just a tool for cleaning, but a way of life. DON’T BE A DRY SPONGE is the motto we choose to live by around these parts. Lexee and Aria are here offering their unsolicited advice you didn't know you needed. Enjoy a new episode whenever we feel like releasing one.

How often does Sponge Theory release new episodes?

Sponge Theory has 16 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

Where can I listen to Sponge Theory?

You can listen to Sponge Theory on PodParley by clicking any episode. We provide an embedded audio player for direct listening, and you can also subscribe via your preferred podcast app using the RSS feed.

Who hosts Sponge Theory?

Sponge Theory is created and hosted by Lexee Call and Aria Thorpe.
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