Stoney Whorror

HAPPY HUMPED DAY WITCHES & GHOULIES! THE STONEY BESTIES HAVE OLD FASHIONS & WATCH THIS BAT SHIT SEXUAL NIGHTMARE OF A FILM, BONE LAKE (2026)  

Happy Humpday Witxhes & Ghoulies join us as we take you on a journey to blow on an Aztec death whistle with the batshit 2000s inspired film Whistle. 

HAPPY HUMPDAY WITCHES & GHOULS! THE SCREAM FRANCHISE IS OFFICIALLY A BILLION DOLLAR BABY & SONNY IS OFFICIALLY A BILLION YEARS OLD... SO TO CELEBRATE THE STONEY BESTIES PLAY A DRINKING GAME & HAVE A SCREAM-ATHON TO HIS FAVORITE GHOSTFACE TIMELINE: 1-4. 

Happy Humpday witxhes & ghouls 🙂‍↔️ OUR LATEST DEBAUCHERY  IS OUT NOW ❣️The Stoney Besties spent their galentine’s day watching this soon to be cult classic, Heart Eyes 😍 They pop open a bottle of Apothic Red & try to figure out the mystery of who Heart Eyes is. They also talk lost love, chick flics, who could take the killer & movie theater sex 

HAPPY NEW YEAR WITXHES & GHOULIES! JOIN US AS WE TOKE & WATCH THE HORROR-COMEDY CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD. WE ALSO TALK ABOUT 2025 HORROR MOVIES & ASK TANYA D FOR HER TIPSY TOP 5! & DON'T FORGET TO WAIT TILL THE END OF THE EPISODE FOR OUR USUAL CHAOS REEL... 

Happy Holidays Witxhes & Ghoulies! Join us on our 2nd to last episode of 2025 as we just have a little fun and rewatch one of our favorite holiday remakes! Tanya makes us some yummy Tequila drinks & we go on a hell if a slay ride ! 

Happy Thursday, Witxhes & Ghouls! We're back for another season of horror with a drunken double feature that reunites the trio for a night of nostalgia, good weed, & white wine. We rewatch the classic '90s hit, I Know What You Did Last Summer & the "requel" of the same name that came out earlier this year! We talk: sitting on Ryan Phillipe's face, putting respect on Julie James' name, why chase scenes are essential in slashers & why most requels/ reboots seem to fail. 

THE STONEY BESTIES ARE RELOADING SOME FAVORITES WHILE WE GEAR UP FOR A NEW SEASON... AND WHAT BETTER DAY THAN FRIDAY THE 13TH TO BRING THESE HOT-MESSES BACK!  IT'S JASON'S BIRTHDAY AFTER ALL...

THE STONEY BESTIES ARE STARTING THEIR SPRING BREAK WITH A CROCODILE SLASHER YOU MAY NEVER HEARD OF... CROCODILE (2000) BY HORROR MASTER TOBER HOOPER. WITH SUCH AN ORIGINAL NAME LIKE THAT YOU KNOW WE ARE IN FOR A SHITTY GEM. THE BESTIES GRAB A BOTTLE OF TEKILLYA AND TRY TO MAKE SENSE OF THIS SO BAD ITS MEH MOVIE... 

GRAB YOUR JOINTS, SNACKS, DRINKS AND YOUR ACTIVATOR BECAUSE THE STONEY BESTIES PLAY A DRINKING GAME TO THE OSCAR WINNING FILM, THE SUBSTANCE! WE TALK IF WE WOULD TAKE IT OURSELVES, ADMIRE THE BEAUTY THAT IS DEMI MOORE AND SCREAM AT THE MOST BATSHIT FINALE WE HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME! 

BUCKLE UP WITCHES AND GHOULS FOR A NSFW DOUBLE FEATURE OF BLODDY PROPORTIONS! WE MAKE SOME WARM CIDER AND LIGHT UP SOME HOLIDAY TREATS AS WE GET INTO THESE BODY WHORROR MOVIES! WE WITNESS TOOTHLESS FOUR PLAY, MURDERESS CHURCH HOOKERS, AND ART THE CLOWN RIPPING PEOLPE TO PEICES DRESSED AS SANTA...  (00:00) - intro (01:08) - candyland trailer (01:50) - candyland commentary (31:55) - terrifier 3 trailer (32:25) - terrifier 3 commentary (01:18:50) - refuel (01:19:19) - reviews (00:00) - Chapter 8

WE'RE BACK WITXHES & GHOULS!  EVEN THOUGH THE HALLOWEEN SEASON IS OVER, YOU KNOW FOR US IT IS 4EVER... SO FINISHING UP OUR FINAL SIBLINGS THEME, WE HAVE THE ULTIMATE SIBLINGS MOVIE! THE BLOODY ROLLERCOASTER SCREAM 6... NOW WE CAN SAY WE HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FINISHED ONE FULL FRANCHISE! WE TALK SEQUEL IMPROVEMENTS, BAD WIGS, CORE FOUR SUPREMACY & DUMB PRODUCTION DECISIONS... 

GRAB YOUR JOINTS, DRINKS AND TRUCKER HATS BECAUSE THE STONEY BESTIES ARE BACK AGAIN FOR A ROAD TRIP BACK TO 2001 WITH THE CULT FAV JOYRIDE! 

GRAB YOUR FLASHLIGHTS AND SOME GOOD GREEN BECAUSE THE BESTIES ARE ON THE SEARCH FOR THE BOOGEYMAN HIMSELF! THEY DRINK SOME WINE AND TRY NOT TO JUMPSCARE THEMSELVES....

WE'RE FINALLY ENDING OUR BRAT SUMMER WITH THE SEXY MURDER MYSTERY, MAXXXINE. WE MIGHT HAVE HAD A LITTLE MORE ALCOHOL THAN USUAL SO WE APOLOGIZE BUT WHATS A BETTER WAY TO END BRAT SUMMER THAN WITH A BLACK OUT WHILE WATCHING HORROR MOVIE ABOUT PORN STARS. 

THE STONIES HAVE LEFT THE HORRORS OF THE SEX REHAB BEHIND AND HAVE NOW MOVED ON TO A CABIN IN THE WOODS...  WE'RE BACK AGAIN WITCHES AND GHOULS WITH ANOTHER WILD RIDE... WE MAKE REDNECK MARGARITAS AND POP TANYA'S CHERRY WITH THIS FEVER DREAM OF A HORROR MOVIE: TONIGHT SHE COMES.  

THE STONIES ARE BACK TO CAUSE HAVOC THIS MONTH & WE THOUGHT WHAT BETTER WAY TO SAY GOODBYE TO SUMMER THAN WITH THE BRAT WAY! WE CHOSE THREE MOVIES FOR AUGUST THAT WE THINK REALLY GIVE BRAT ENERGY... STARTING WITH THIS LITTLE TRAIN WRECK... WE DRINKING ALONG TO THE SEXY FUN TUBI SLASHER: KILLER BODY COUNT. WE DRINK PINK SHOTS WHILE WE TALK TENT SEX, GAY AWAKENINGS, & TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHO THE DEVIL IS! 

FINALLY A WEEK LATE BUT THE STONIES ARE BACK WITH A DRUKEN COMMENTARY TO THIS HILARIOUS HORROR COMEDY FROM THE MIND OF PETER JACKSON! 

GRAB YOUR DRINKS, SNACKS, AND GANJA BECAUSE THE STONEY BESTIES GO TO IRELAND TO INVESTIGATE THE UNDERGROUND CLOWN SOCIETY! THEY MAKE GREEN WINE, ROLL UP SOME CHERRY POPPERS AND WATCH THE HORROR COMEDY, STITCHES. 

GRAB YOU DRINK, SNACKS, WEED & BEST ANIMAL PRINT BECAUSE THE STONEY BESTIES ARE GOING DOWN THE SHORE FOR THEIR SPRING BREAK EPISODE! *NSFW* REPEAT *NSFW* 

WE'RE BACK FOR SOME MORE BLOODY FUN! IT'S MARCH MADNESS HERE AT THE STONEY HOUSEHOLD AND WE ARE STARTING OFF WITH A CULT CLASSIC THAT TANYA D HAS NEVER WATCHED, DRAG ME TO HELL... WE TALK GETTING GUMMED, CHRISTINE'S HORRIBLE DECISION SKILLS & WHO WOULD WE CHOOSE TO CURSE IF WE HAD THE CHANCE... ALL WHILE WE DRINK SOME LOVELY RED WINE.  

HERE'S A LITTLE TREAT FOR YOU WITXHES & GHOULS... AFTER A FEW BONG RIPS & SOME WINE THE STONEY BESTIES HAVE A FUN LITTLE CHAT ON WHO THEY WANT TO MFK IN THE HOLIDAY HORRORVERSE! BE PREPARED FOR SOME NAUGHTY BANTER AS THEY GET READY FOR THE NEW YEAR. 

GRAB THE SPIKED HOT CHOCOLATE, SNACKS AND YOUR BEST GREEN BECAUSE IT IS TIME FOR A HOLIDAY EPISODE! THE STONEY BESTIES TRAVEL TO ANGEL FALLS AND MAKE A WISH THAT THEY WERE NEVER BORN.. THEY MAKE SPIKED COCO AND WATCH THE SOON TO BE HOLIDAY SLASHER: IT'S A WONDERFUL KNIFE. THEY TALK JUSTIN LONG'S TEETH, WINNIE'S FUCKASS BOB, THE WERID METH SIDE PLOT & TRY TO UNDERSTAND WTF WAS THE KILLER! 

THE STONEY BESTIES ARE BACK! WE GRAB SOME WHISKEY & A FAT BLUNT, & POP IN A MODERN CULT CLASSIC. IT IS TIME TO END THE OUGHITES PART 2 WITH A STAPLE IN THE HOME INVASION SUB-GENRE... THE STRANGERS FROM 2006, IT'S A HIT A MISS FOR MOST HORROR FANS BUT TO USE IT WAS DEFINITELY SCRAY GOOD TIME THAT WE WON'T FORGET. WE NOT ONLY POP TANYA D'S CHERRY BUT ALSO OUR LOVELY COHOSTS AS WELL! SO GRAB THOSE DRINKS, SNACKS AND YOUR FAVORITE GREEN BECAUSE IT IS TIME TO GET THIS PARTY STARTED! 

IT'S A BAD BITCH'S BDAY WITXHES & GHOULS! WELL IT WAS... SO AS A TRIBUTE TO OUR LOVELY BIRTHDAY HOST TANYA D, SHE GOT TO PICK THE FILM, THE DRINK AND THE MEAL FOR TONIGHT'S EPISODE. HER CHOICE WAS THE ULTIMATE SLASHER SHOWDOWN FREDDY VS JASON. WE MADE PENNE MARINARA & THE DRINK OF CHOICE WAS  HER FAVORITE BOX OF PINOT GRISH. WE POP OUR GUEST'S WHORROR CHERRY, PLAY OUR USUAL DRINKING GAME & PLACE OUR BETS... 

GRAB YOUR DRINKS, GHOST GOGGLES, & BEST GREEN!  THE STONEY BESTIES ARE CONTINUING THEIR JOURNEY THROUGH THE NAUGHTY OUGHTIES WITH THE CULT REMAKE THIRTEEN GHOSTS. THEY MAKE BOORITA SPRITZERS WHILE TALKING GHOST BUDDIES, SEARCHING THE BLACK ZODIAC WHILE TRYING TO MAKE SENSE  OF THE PLOT HOLES GHOST & PURPLE NIPPLES. 

**SPOILERS THROUGHOUT** GOOD EVENING WITXHES AND GHOULS! IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME, SO YOU THE STONEY BESTIES ARE STAYING IN FOR SOME HORROR. THEY BINGE ON YUMMY PIZZA, THE BEST GREEN & PEANUT BUTTER WHISKEY. THEY DO A FIRST TIME WATCH TO THE EERIE HALLOWEEN FEVER DREAM THAT IS COBWEB (2023). & THEY PLAY THEIR USUAL DRINKING GAME WHILE TALKING THEIR LOVE FOR FALL, TRY TO MAKE SENSE OF THE NIGHTMARISH PARENTS & TANYA CONVINCES US HOW SHE WOULD TAKE DOWN THE DARK ENTIY IF SHE WAS PETER... SO REMEMBER TO GRAB YOU FAVORITE SNACKS, HEADPHONES AND WEED BECUSE IT'S TIME TO GET THIS PARTY STARTED! 

The Stoney Besties are back witxhes & ghouls! They needed a little break to catch up on life things but you know they couldn't stay away. So grab your joints, drinks & snacks because they're picking up right where they left off... with the divisive soft-reboot sequel, Evil Dead Rise! Tanya brings the Tequila while Sonny rolls up the green up for their usual drinking game & commentary. They drunkenly talk demonic motherhood, badass final girls, cooter peaches, & cringe at the nonstop brutality.