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Stories Unlimited
by Dave Kasey, Don Woodard & Taylor Mason
Ad Man Dave Kasey, Comedy Writer Don Woodard & Comedian Taylor Mason tell their stories.
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Random Acts of Showbiz
So Beautiful They Named it After a ColorRedneck RivieraCapital of Art DecoTwilly’s Everywhere!Professional Anaconda HunterFirst Class NewbieComedy Is My MistressComedians to Fill The ChurchThe Juggler Who Couldn’t Here’s A Little Greggory HinesHow Dare You Interrupt Me On My iPad!Shoutout to the Mother of my ChildrenA Doctor OvernightEveryone’s Mother
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La Donce Vita
OklahomesickShoutout TauckFrom Polaris to PompeiiWhat’s Really Old?Ask Me About Bernini Careful, DonGetting Lost in the MomentThe Biggest Celebrity We SawWhen it Rains in RomeRobbed of an EarthquakeI’ll Make That Stone a TreeTraditionally Bad Luck
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The GOAT Whisperer
Our guest, Rick Singer, shares stories from his long and winding career journey. He started with Dave at the NH&S ad agency in Chicago. Then moved to greener pastures at Kemper Sports Marketing, partnering with the PGA. From there, he moved east to work for the NBA, IBM and on to the Tiger Woods Foundation. This week, he's finishing up a 5-year stint as an adjunct marketing professor.A Boomer in a Sooner StatePardon the InterruptionCareer Enhancing Opportunities Playing Horse with Dr. JJersey. Sports. Advertising.The Sweet 16The Lovable SnowflakesWorldwide David SternThe Weirdest MeetingA 2 Hour Pop QuizNDAs GaloreHolding the Torch21 Masters and No Green JacketLucky Number 7Bring The Paint Chips DownGet Comfortable Being UncomfortableFollowed in RioGirl From OklahomaLittle Patriots
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The Year of Living Strangously
We All Love ItalyAnd Forget About Florence Going to Hell in a HandbasketI Would Love to Write JinglesWhat Were We Thinking With the School of Journalism?It’s Like Putting a Hamburger TogetherIt’s a Math Class…I Hate MathWorld Class Cockroach KillerAny Idiot Knew it was a SundayGroup ProjectsAdvertising Can Solve EverythingYou’re Working Here?A Room Full of SuitsThe Characters of MedillThe Call Coming From Within the HouseBravos!
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Play Ball!
You’ve Gotta See ItalyWhat About Our Vacation?!Let’s Talk BaseballRunning the Bases BackwardsWhat Do You Think Now, Dad?Hey, These Aren’t Disco RecordsWhat Can We Do With This Crazy Guy?A Strike with No TonicNot All Fun and GamesI Believe The Was a Home RunA DUI at the FieldThe Golden TeeI’m Outta HereField of Dreams, Field of DramaDough Boy v Gayle SayersI Messed With Superstition
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You Can't Make This Stuff Up
Looking for My Chihuahua You Know They Were Stoned The Shadow of Paul Simon Party & Bill Murray Taylor, The Hall of Fame Check Out His Bell Bottoms Come Out For The Team, Son! Trying to Make Stuff Up Opening Act to Opening a Hardware Store He Doesn’t Even Know The Words We Don’t Call This Stealing
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Who Are We Kidding?
Time to 86 Those Mothers If You’re Going Wild, At Least Have a Plan In Case of Fire Hey Football Head! “You Are So Mine” From Map Maker to Ad Man The Yin and Yang of Parenting You Really Don’t Have to Know Anything Until You’re 29 A Problem Solver By Nature
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Women Give Us Wiings
Don Knows Chili WoohooA Blackboard of Knowledge Triumphant Female TeachersI’m Sure You’re Mrs. SomeoneSo You’ve Got Opinions TooSteeped in Post WWII BSWhat If?The Road Less Traveled ByA Winter-Green PianoAlways Have A Book In Your HandBumble Boogie Real Life Shirley Temple
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One Movie Review After Another
Oscar SundayChurch Basements & Children’s Libraries12 Most RandomNo Way to EscapeSeen it 20 TimesI Enjoy ThatIt’s All ShakespeareNow I’m Senile to The PastBanana, Giraffe, Chair, Table, CameraAway You Three Inch Fool!A Mystery Or A Still WaterWrite It DownI Was The Gimp!
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The Kennedy Era & Aura
The Songbirds Are Out!Acolytes or Accolades Voice of RaisonNo One Can Escape the Kennedy Name112263Defining DumbHolding a Grudge on DallasReading The Warren Report Senator, Once More With FeelingI Recognize This Kitchen…Chaos in the Movie TheatreA Legendary TantromIdentity-Free Soccer BallRemember me?
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Spousal Amuse
Black SnowEnjoying Second ChildhoodKingpins in MexicoFashionistasEntertaining the CrewWhich Way to Pet an AlligatorBirthday Pickles…I’m a CoachThere’s Water EverywhereA Little More WickingHow Do I Top ThatIn Under BudgetStyx at My Prom
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Creativity Springs to Death
This week, we're joined by filmmakers Larry and Terry Ziegelman, born nine minutes apart in St. Louis. They started their lifelong collaborations at an early age, drawing, painting, and even co‑directing plays in high school.After earning a degree in Art Direction, Larry was drawn to advertising, where he created prizewinning campaigns and Super Bowl spots. He’s now morphed into directing big commercial ideas along with creating his own celebrated web series and music videos.Terry studied Computer Animation and went on to work on memorable feature films, including Robots, Ice Age, and Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. He’s also written and directed his own highly lauded short films.Thankfully, they are still collaborating—now creating original, award-winning short films and combining their unique skills to push their inventive narratives forward. The Night We Meet DeathThe Good Place Meets 24A Lot More Fun Than My Own DeathYou’ve Gotta Watch The Rest…I’ve Never Made The Big Sale!Locals?A Day And A HalfA Whole New WorldHormedy Fighting About FightingYounger & More PersonableLet’s Go Mort!
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Ted Talks Football - Vol 6
We're excited to welcome back special guest Ted Albrecht for the sixth edition of Ted Talks Football. Ted starred as an OL in a high-powered offense at Cal-Berkley, earning All-American honors. As the first-round draft choice of the Chicago Bears in 1977, Ted spent the next 5 seasons opening gaping holes for the great Walter Payton. He's now a long-time analyst for Northwestern Football on WGNPunt Punt Punt Punt FumbleCompetition With The BillsSeventy.Nine.Yards.I’m Tired of PlayingA Hard WatchStop Babbling, PleaseGo Ahead, I’ll WatchShe Knows How To Get TwoGiants Out Of MidgetsSpygateKibbles & BitsRocky Horror Kinda Sucks An Apocryphal TaleYou won’t find my name there!
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Masters of Mainstream
Arctic AnticsVoices for RadioDead People Got No Reason to LiveThree Art GarfunkelsDon <3 BellbottomsIs That The Same Maria?Have You Gotten That Email?Eliminated in 1996What’s In The BoxA Salute to The Big Band Era30 Seconds To Win ItCatherine O’Hara Deserves Two EpisodesSeeing Red
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Keep Them Doggies Rollin’
Dale Pelletier is a proud Chicago South Sider who has moved from Beverly up to the North Shore. You might remember Dale from a previous episode as “The Commish” of the world’s most fun & informative March Madness Pool. Walking on Frozen GrassElmer Fudd Taking Care of the SnowSurf InstrumentalI’ve Gotta Have a Hotdog Cart!Endless Jar of RelishChicago is a Clean TownHere’s Where The Wheels Fall OffCall The Paddiwagon Everybody’s Irish Auto RowTaking The Business To The Next LevelMagic PanThe Great Circle of Food LifeCultural DifferencesTaking A Stand on FoodThe Last Scene In The MovieA Force in Comedy
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Beverly Hills Judge
This week‘s special guest is Jim Albrecht, a retired Superior Court judge who has (over)seen it all. Take a peek behind the robe as we discuss his experiences with the Menendez Brothers, the Billionaire Boys Club, and other top criminal cases you may not have heard of, but certainly should have. All rise for Judge Jim.From The Ridiculous To The SublimeA Day In The LifeBillionaire Boys ClubTo Do: Buy GunA Pittman Bear HugAllegedly?Privileged Information…or notImperfect Self-defenseBuddy Will Never Be The SameExorcism Gone WrongBusted On The Bench
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How Did I Get Here?
Our Impending NominationFour & A Half MillionDream On How Did I Get Here?!An A-Lister’s Sob StorySean Penn?Actor to Comedian PipelineThe Bag of DeathCut ‘Em OffPlease Be What I’m Looking ForCindy Crawford Saved The Day!And I Got The CommercialCan You Say It This Way?He Lived The Dead
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Ted Talks Football - Vol 5
We're excited to welcome back special guest, Ted Albrecht, for the fifth edition of Ted Talks Football. Ted starred as an OL in a high-powered offense at Cal-Berkley, earning All-American honors. As the first-round draft choice of the Chicago Bears in 1977, Ted spent the next 5 seasons opening gaping holes for the great Walter Payton. He's now a long-time analyst for Northwestern Football on WGN. A Walk-on’s ReplacementThe Powers That Be19 v 24The Game to WatchCould Miami Go All The Way?Charlie. Weis. Junior.The Great Coach Swap of 2026Things Have to Fall Flat FirstLocked Into The TVInto The Pit
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Holiday 911
Plastic Bags & A Box of FoodPlaying InjuredA Colorado ChristmasLearn to Ski Better With Don“I’m An Actor!!”A Quiet New Years EveAfter 5PM or on a HolidayWhich River is it Anyway?Not Glen OrrUnsavory CharactersHole-less ShoesA Short Story ChristmasBad Secret SantaEpiphany or Lincoln’s BirthdayBernie And The Nets
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Quickmas Decorations
NOELsonAirborne & AlertFlailing at the Grocery StoreHole Punch for ChristmasA Tacit AgreementA Bandit of Badgers Not The KrampusMore Inflatables Per Capita Moving Dots of LightThe Merry MarrosAnnual Christmas RecordSanta’s Hat CollectionA Match Made in Christmas HeavenVillage Destruction
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A Close Shave
Wildlife AdventureProduction ProblemsFeeling JippedGooooo IrishChristmas Already HappenedNorelco Tripple HeaderMy Dad Did That BetterKentucky Derby Winner HairHair Cut, or Hair Wax?Can’t Grow OneDaddy Daughter ShaveCigarette? No, Give me a Coca-ColaPiano-Player = Good PersonWhite Man OverbitesOne Upped By _____
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Ted Talks Football - Vol 4
We're excited to welcome back special guest, Ted Albrecht, for the fourth edition of Ted Talks Football. Ted starred as an OL in a high-powered offense at Cal-Berkley, earning All-American honors. As the first-round draft choice of the Chicago Bears in 1977, Ted spent the next 5 seasons opening gaping holes for the great Walter Payton. He's now a long-time analyst for Northwestern Football on WGN. Mani Pedi Dilema Grey T-Shirts & Grey SweatshirtsI Was The Guy Who Shoveled Abandoning Ole MissWhat Game?Give It Ten WeeksThat’s My JobHot Dogs for EveryoneeeeeWe Will Always Be a WeWe’ll Take Him!
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Birthday Boyos
Dave’s Supper ClubThree Dogs & a TestPlastic Realism Alone Again, NaturallySurprised In A Lot Of WaysYou Don’t Look So Happy…Dunkey?My Thesis on AmeritocracyI’m Gunna Puke.A Fresh 18Car Rides Are Not For BirthdaysSpecial GuestsBeer RunHatchets For Your Birthday
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How We Roll (Outta Bed)
A Giant Green Theatre CurtainEdited By An Eighth GraderWhat I Like About You!My Worry PeriodAn Extension of a Sleepless NightI’m Not Listening To That CrapThe Breakfast ConADHD Before ADHD Was CoolThe Littlest HoboBoxcar Willy Bigger!We Swim Better When The Waters ColdSpecial Guest: Wayne NewtonLower The Camp GlowFlat Top With FendersNow, I’m CurlyHappy Birthday Dave!
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What ADHD Sounds Like
An Ode to CulverThe Smell of AutumnShout Out to The Amish!Rumspringa ScholarshipKitchen Scissors or Weed Whackers?What is Orange Anyway?Not My DadInto the Fire PitHighway RobberyThat Woman at the West Virginia TurnpikeGetting Caught in a LieA Quick Foreigner Story6 Foot Deep Op
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Scream Gems
Super DogHow Dare You! She Was An Evil WomanI’m A Piney From My Head To My HineyThe Actor’s NightmareDon’t Unleash The RatSword Fighting Skeletons Dave Hates JoyAre You a Human?Woah Lassie! Merry Christmas
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It’s Raining Gelsingers
The Abandoned River RidgeUp Hill Both WaysDave the PyroThere’s Always a Gelsinger in Your HouseLive NarrationChocolate Shake LoreBoys of SummerFirst Name LittleIt Was a WomanSome Things Never ChangeI Love Sleeping Under The Car! We’re Going Straight to Hell, BoysIndiana Ditch Weed
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Ted Talks Football - Vol 3
We're excited to welcome back special guest, Ted Albrecht, for the third edition of Ted Talks Football. Ted starred as an OL in a high-powered offense at Cal-Berkley, earning All-American honors. As the first-round draft choice of the Chicago Bears in 1977, Ted spent the next 5 seasons opening gaping holes for the great Walter Payton. He's now a long-time analyst for Northwestern Football on WGN. Bob HopeExcuses, Excuses 7 Penalties in 70 Yards Who’s Indiana? Analytics Before Analytics Were CoolThe Most Important PlaysFell Out of a Palm TreeHis Train Quit-A-Rolln’Suicided
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Lost n' Spaced
Waxing Poetic I Have a ConditionHopefully No One Used Those MapsI’m Lost.Lead By a Little DogThe Driving BookRun, Don’t WalkI Drank The WaterRecalculating…Recalculating…Lost in The CornfieldsPeach Tree WayRambling in RomeTaylor Loses It
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The Opening Act
How Did I Get Here?Household NameConway Is In A Lot of TroubleDave @ The Royal WeddingFrosted TipsWhat Hasn’t Taylor Done?Choking On BugsThe Famous Auction SongYou’ll Never Work With Him Again! My First Disney CruiseJust Wait Until I Come Back Around What Does Love Have To Do With It?
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Squeak, Bark, Bite
My Dog, FridayHe’s Always Welcome in Our HouseMarch of the AnimalsPigeon-Toe’d Pitbull Hated By Cats“Work Trip”Piano Playing PupThe Issue With HogsPet Trauma Origin Story“Have You Ever Smelled Raw Mice Babies?”Dave is a Serial KillerGoldfish Gymnastics
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Spilling the Wine
Brooke Correll returns to our podcast to talk wine!Many moons ago, Brooke and Dave worked together in the beer business. You may recall a previous episode, where we told tales about Spuds MacKenzie and other adventures in beer advertising. Since those glory days, Brooke left the keg party behind for the world of fine wine. Her first foray into the wine biz was in 1999, at internet start up WineShopper.com. When the internet bubble burst, she landed at Clos Du Val winery in beautiful Napa Valley. For the last twenty years she’s consulted for wineries in California, Oregon and Washington state. She lives in Charlottesville, Virginia, which has become a rather renowned wine region in its own right.What Pairs with Chicken Penang?Goodbye Razor ScooterNo Flowers? No Wine.Dot Com Boom!Getting SwankyThe Cabaret, My Friend Winery Know-It-AllThe Judgement of Paris“We’ll Do Whatever We Want”Wine Country Follows BrookeChildish Nicknames
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Ted Talks Football - Vol 2
We're excited to welcome back special guest, Ted Albrecht, for the second edition of Ted Talks Football. Ted starred as an OL in a high-powered offense at Cal-Berkley, earning All-American honors. As the first-round draft choice of the Chicago Bears in 1977, Ted spent the next 5 seasons opening gaping holes for the great Walter Payton. He's now a long-time analyst for Northwestern Football on WGN. Wednesdays Without FootballPrepping for SeasonHow to Keep the Vibes HighI Do Have a Life…Waco, The Whole Place is the Middle of NowhereDon’t Spit on the QuarterbackWhere’s the Broom?A Humble Signing BonusYou Snot Boogered Him! Sam, Mike & WillHuman Dart BoardThe Ultimate Walter Payton Prank
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Couch Spectator
Possum TossingBBU v TCUWrigley Field BuzzSuper Bowl Secret WeaponAre You Happy Now?Unruly Fans in PhillyMantini ManiaA Little Bee Someone Save DonEagles v Cowboys Craziest Bet of All Time
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Goodbye Guard Rails
Let There Be Sound! Yeild…Quality EducationTell Neil Young To Go To HellForrest Gump of Real LifeYour Name is Whatever They Tell You it is Free Food & GirlsBuddy Guy’s PropsNO THREE PRONGED PLUGS!They Had AttitudesHe Didn’t Apply HimselfGood Old-Fashioned Dorm DanceIt Was The 70s!Brotherhood of the Traveling RefrigeratorDumpsters of BeerNew Trier is Known for One ThingWhat’s That Word…Preppy
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CostCo-Dependent
Can’t Even Mention The Name SamLook In The Tent!Never-Ending Tub of KetchupCheerie-B’sGrab a Yellow HighlighterMmmm….Maple CookiesWhat a Name!Roadkill ButchersGreen Vegetation Taking OverOpen InviteMooching Birthday CakeGLGAT
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Ted Talks Football - Vol 1
This week we’re joined by a very special guest as we get ready for Football Season. Ted Albrecht starred as an OL in a high-powered offense at Cal-Berkeley, earning All-American honors. As the first-round draft choice of the Chicago Bears in 1977, Ted spent the next 5 seasons opening gaping holes for the great Walter Payton. He’s now a long-time analyst for Northwestern Football on WGN2 Out Of 3Pre-Game Smoke"Now I’m Calling the Plays"What’s His Tell?The Island PositionA Dirtier Time"I Believe That Man Is Bitter"Always Respect the OfficialHall PassesDinner With The RefBlocking For The Two Greatest Running Backs Of All TimeDorm LifeA Cowboy Would NeverGetting DraftedBuilding The BearsMAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT
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Mid-Laugh Crisis
On a Platform Waiting For a TrainWhere Are The Rams?Ah, The Finger LakesI Saw Sheri Lewis In Branson MissouriHippy Dippy WeathermanFIND YOUR MUSEA Close Talker! Noodles & BonesKnock-off Playboy ClubNothing As Depressing As a Strip ClubThe Thinking Man’s Comics Never Played A Note
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Beer, Here!
The Boats a-Rockin“I’ll Beat Your Face In!”After 720 Days…A String of Arrests to Prove ItGrab My Bike & a Hamm’s Beer Colt 45 & 2 Zig ZagsI’m Going To Do Something Really StupidNo, Bud LightNo More Golf Lessons!The Lizards and Frogs5 Minutes of FameThree FiguresThat’s Just Tradition
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The Grind
Happy Birthday to "The Kid"She is Old, I am Middle AgedHandicap Placard CheckElectrolux VacuumThank Goodness Coffee is Legal!Home Run Derby DaysDesignated WalkerAll Glove, No BatI Peaked in CollegeReturn Me to Connor 1203It Ruined My Summer
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Yacht Club Rejects
The “Finger” LakesAll Good HereA Headline Waiting to HappenThe Poop CruiseWhat Does Flip Really Mean?Attempted MurderSaint WaterHey, Stand Up! Barely Moving on the Delaware RiverDon Hates the WaterSails & SheetsTap Dancing With Your MouthThe Epstein CruiseOh, She’s 11
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Fireworks & a Bang-up Finale
At Least He Can SwimJust Missed ‘EmA Towel Sand SledThis Is a Great View! Fiery Embers in the WindFireworks 365 Days a YearThere Should Have Been a Warning…Is Dave a Pyro?“There Will Be No Fireworks”The Ending Really Falls ApartKevin Bacon’s Lowest MomentNo More Fairytale EndingsI Can’t Believe What I Just SawWhat Happens in Finding Nemo?A Crazy Ending
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The '25 Club
The Bill ShowThat’ll Kill Your Appetite Oxygen Tank > Sympathy BootThe Close TalkerHumidity FestivalRoadtrip GamesTesting Out HospitalsGreat Joy to All of UsA Messy EndingIn The Room With a Beatle
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Kissing & Telling
A Little Too Familiar Send in the ClownsBicycling in LéonMexican Salsa HotWanna Go Steady?Pushed Him Too FarTreating Football Like a Street FightI’ve Lost More Fights Than You’ve Ever Been InThen We Became Best FriendsA Cone of SilenceSister of Mercy for Young BikersA Simple Understanding of Physics
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Concert Flashbacks
This week we took it back to the 1970's to discuss our first concerts, and some of Taylor's most recent performances. If You Don’t Know It, Don’t Play ItThe Chapel Hill Jubilee What Do You Believe In?Frank Zappa and The Dripping ColorsI’m Your Vehicle, BabyParliament’s Funkadelic Spaceships Dolores is Taylor’s Biggest Fan!Jackson Brown’s Never-ending Encore
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A First Time For Everything
Summer is HereNo Paint NeededMy First Show35 Cent ShakedownHow the Mason Family Does ItI Loved Making Maps! Jesus’ Two-Page ResumeDon’s First LaughsShe Changed :/ Persona non grataCan You Imagine? The Steel PlowThe Science FairI Hardly Remember ItAn Acquired TasteGetting Away With Murder?A Cliffhanger
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And The Band Played On
Too Early for the BoysWho Are All These Old People?Throw Them All In The MicrowaveInfantry is the Queen of BattleWhere Are All The Women?Crowd Work In Trouble At the BankComedy Runs Like WaterBecoming a Cartographer...Funny Funny GermansADD Something FierceQuestionable Science TeacherIs This Play About Us?Drum AnticsBobby Keys & Loen Russell CollabPianos and Puppets
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There’s No Dying in Baseball
Our featured guest is Leon Davidson who was called up into the Twins farm system when he was too young to legally play, but old enough to get drafted by Uncle Sam. He’s still playing fast-pitch hardball 6 decades later.When it Comes to Baseball, He Never StopsShoeless Joe JacksonAll Thanks to The PopeWrigley Field is the PeakThe Pittsburgh Pirates1969, Not a Good YearThe Greatest Announcer of All TimeRon Davison = Leon DavidsonDon’t Ask Your DadAnd He’s Still Playing!Chance for DingersDream Baseball TeamDucking Short StopIn Memoriam Baseball CardLet’s Go, Let’s Go NowDon Mossi In Every PackFukudome“Can I Start?”
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Never Let You Go
False StartCicadas V. Wasps“Flaurs?”A Politically Incorrect Little BellIt’s a Big BurgerInvitation to MurderThe Greatest Gift You Can GiveSound of PleatherThe Nineteen HundredsOh Steve…Where Are The Cats Buried?NSFWDave’s OOTDs Why Are We Sweeping Sidewalks?DM8Anything is a Step Up
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A Horse With No Name
You Bought it for Your Dog?A Chocolate Bandit I’ll Take Care of The CatsTaylor’s Ode to Horses“Hey Why’s That Boy Wearing a Pea Coat?”Dave Out-Grossed Us AllTruth TellersA Rock?!?Let The Music Bring You BackPerformer to Teacher PipelineJohn DarkCovered Bridges & CornfieldsAs Good As It GetsAll Over The MapShaking Secretariat’s Hoof
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Ad Man Dave Kasey, Comedy Writer Don Woodard & Comedian Taylor Mason tell their stories.
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