Stupid House

This is emergency!! Mike and Lauren gather in the Stupid House newsroom to discuss the shocking revelation that is West and Amanda's secret tryst. We're shaken to our core, yet find the strength to provide our thoughts, speculate on the timeline, and simply process the unimaginable. Mission get Ciara out of the purgatory of the Summer House and around better people commences now!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back in the Stupid House where Mike and Lauren touch down on Mike's harrowing scuba diving experience, the singular gift that is Ladies of London, and the last two weeks of Summer House! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike and Lauren are back in the Stupid House this week to do a little round up of Bravo news (New RHONY Cast, Southern Hospitality, and RHOP reunion thoughts) before diving into the last two weeks of Summer House! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, well, well.... Look what the cat dragged in. Lauren and Mike are back in the Stupid House to talk about our impending rebrand (you'll know when we know), how podcasting is like a flowing river/Creek, being non-feminist about Southern Charm, some Jill Zarin thoughts, some Traitors thoughts, imagining a Nathan Fielder directed Houseives project, and our precient reactions to Season 10 of Summer House thus far, including a live reading of Reddit User Malala's theory of Summer House as a state of purgatory!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well look who it is! Mike and Lauren creep out of the depths of the Stupid House to update our gorgeous community about what we've been up to and what's to come with the pod! Times, they are a changin' and we're so excited to unveil the next iteration of Stupid House and the podcast at large. Stay tuned!!See you soon loves! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just when you thought all hope was lost, Lauren and Mike emerge from the Stupid House to discuss the Summer House Season 9 Reunion Part 2, Paige's departure from the show, and our thoughts about the future of Summer House. We also dive into the true crime program The Valley and Mike gives his official endorsement of Next Gen NYC. We also have an exciting update about the future of the pod - in the words of Scheana Marie, it's all happening! More to come from us soon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike and Lauren are back in the Studio to discuss their European Style approach to podcasting, approaching the edge of darkness with the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Season 2, and what's been happening in the Hamptons since we spoke to y'all last! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike and Lauren return to the Stupid House to discuss the most recent harrowing episode of the Valley, the Angels being dispatched right now, how the boys of summer house give first semester sophomore year college vibes, and the most shocking thing we've heard on television in recent history having to do with Tan LinesValley talk: around 7 minutesSummer House talk: around 22 minutes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lauren and Mike are joined again by special Stupid House guest Davin to offer their thoughts and prayers on the last two weeks of Summer House. Discussions include: THEE VALLEY, the sex negativity that permeates the Summer House, the genuine laughter served by the cast's physical comedy, the lemur to slinkey pipeline, and much much more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike and Lauren are back, discussing the Weather (but in a deep way), Secret Mall apartment, and rediscovering our creativity in our 30s before diving into the latest episode of Summer House which, for some reason, takes place almost entirely in New Jersey! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your Stupid House hosts are back in the studio to catch up on all things Summer House Season 9 Episodes 5, 6, and 7. But before that, we simply have to shift into Massachusetts-mode to discuss our floozy queen Karen Read, and offer our unwavering critique of the police brutality and small town loserdom that has put her in this position. After that, we shift back to the Hamptons where we theorize on which toe exactly was sucked by Imrul's mystery girlfriend(s?), discuss the appearance of a lentil lesbian named Lil, consider once again why Carl sends shutters down our spines, and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike and Lauren touch down on MAYHEM release day to review episode 4 of Summer House season 9! Before we get into all that, we talk Traitors finale and gush about the woman who saved our lives... After that we find ourselves back in the Hamptons where two shows continue to exist in one. Discussions include: the young sluts versus the old crones, the power of an episode of reality TV being contained to the events of one evening, randomly appreciating Danielle, Lexi's darkness, sort of being on Jesse Solomon's side, and Paige showcasing the age-old Italian American tradition of eloquently popping the fuck off. Additionally, we also talk about H*nn*h B*rn*r way more than any human being should. Traitors and Dog People: 0:00 - 7:42MAYHEM, Lady Gaga, and Misc. Music Discussion: 7:42Summer House Recap: 31:00XOXO! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello from the Stupid House! Lauren and Mike are back discussing the distressing and disturbing news of the week (Karen Huger’s DUI sentencing) before diving into episodes 2 and 3 of Summer House season 9! We chat about the dual show happening at once starring two different casts, theorize about how trapped in the simulation each cast member is, discuss the jump scare of the century (Danielle's return), and more! Instagram: @stupidhousepodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike and Lauren are BACK in the Stupid House, discussing the diamond in the rough that is twenty-somethings twerking in ASOS on Southern Hospitality before diving into the Season 9 premier of Summer House! We discuss all of the bizarre ways that Summer House production gets casting wrong yet how we love it anyway, the Real World-esque entry of the cast, Lexi's America's Next Top Model ass origin story, Jesse and West giving us the ick, Lindsay's iconic pregnancy announcement, """Bailee""", and more! New episodes out every Friday, and follow us on Instagram @stupidhousepodcastxoxo !! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jump scare from the depths of the Stupid House! Mike and Lauren are back, touching down on critical topics including the Southern Cinematic Universe (Southern Charm and Southern Hospitality), putting Lindsay and Paige on new RHONY, the only original characters on TV anymore (the cast of SLC), the predicted imminent shuddering of the Summer House doors, the 2025 Grammys, and more! We are BACK with weekly episodes discussing season 9 of Summer House starting February 14th! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lauren and Mike are dusting off their microphones for a catch up episode after getting out of Stupid House Jail. They cover ample ground such as people who have gone over Niagara Falls in a barrel, the upcoming Pr*sidential El*ction, Lady Gaga's Disease, and our next recap project - Southern Charm Season 1! We will be back later this month and until then, stay spooky and safe Love! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike and Lauren are back in the Stupid House with returning special guest Davin! We discuss the question of our generation, "Where were you on 9/11?", before diving into Summer House Season 2 Episode 3. The military industrial complex rages on as Lindsay faces July 4th aka the date Everett returned from Iraq, the psychosexual follies between Carl and Lauren turn a weird corner, and and the undeserving crew experience another side of the Hamptons with the Shinnecock Nation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike and Lauren are back in the Stupid House to discuss the harrowing aftermath of Pride with Carl, Lauren, and Stephen, Danielle's propensity to run in circles and sow chaos, our enduing love of Hubb House, and how Carl ruins the psyches of women and gays everywhere! But first, we discuss repellent energy, Mike's possible encounter with an otherworldly entity sending him a warning, levels of consciousness, and the utter destabilization of 2016 culture Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike and Lauren are back in the Stupid House being very mindful, very conversational. We touch down on the Jersey Shore, our Olympics watching journey, and concert etiquette before going back in time to 2017 and discussing Summer House Season 2 Episode 1! We begin our season 2 journey catching up with a slightly modified crew from the previous summer and chat about Amanda joining Kyle in the summer house full time, the dark kickoff to Carl's More Life summer, Stephen's inner turmoil, Lindsay always being That Girl, and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lauren and Mike pop into the Stupid House for a touchdown in the midst of their summer break! We chat about the state of our sweat, the unidentifiable aesthetic of current times, cosmic shifts, the prospect of experiencing hope regarding the upcoming election, and more!We will be back every other Tuesday starting on July 13th, recapping Summer House season 2! Long live the Wirkus Circus! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike and Lauren return to the Stupid House on the official first day of summer and Stupid House federal holiday, Mike’s birthday! We chat about Charli XCX’s perfect album, brat, our water sign placements, and discuss our Summer House season 8 reunion thoughts. We lament on some new fans’ lack of insight when analyzing Linday and Carl’s behavior, unpack West’s fame hungry motivations, and make some cast predictions for the upcoming season. We will be back soon to recap Summer House season 2 – stay tuned! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike and Lauren waste no time to jump into the Season 8 Summer House finale, dissecting the dissolution of the Radhouse Empire and the power of female friendship!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week's Stupid House, Mike and Lauren touch down on what's going on with clothing stores before diving into the penultimate episode of Summer House, including a discussion of our souring alliance towards West, our adoration of Jesse Solomon, and the dread of watching Carl and Lindsay's relationship come to it's dramatic end. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week in an especially Stupid House, Mike and Lauren recount an accidental foray into online discourse, Mike's experience seeing Heather Gay's Vampire Weekend cameo in the live, and the hold Wicked has over our society before diving into the Vanderpump Rules Reunion and this week's Summer House! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Better late than never! Mike and Lauren are here in the Stupid House cackling about a typo that sends them to a place of needing a straight jacket. We then touch down on some Summer House Martha's Vineyard season 2 thoughts before diving into this week's VPR and Summer House OG. VPR recap starts around the 34 min mark! Summer House recap starts around the hour and 12 min mark!Instagram: @stupidhousepodcastTikTok: @stupidhousepodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don't fret Stupid House residents, Mike and Lauren are back to discuss the jump from 2019 through 2024, (regrettably, we're soooo sorry) Taylor Swift, and waging war against body dysmorphia once and for all before diving into this weeks shows. First we dive into this week's Vanderpump Rules, including a episode entirely about Jason "Jax" Taylor, the similarities between Tom and Tom and Larry Clark's Bully, and Scheana's OCD journey and how it relates to our own obsessions and compulsions. 28:35 - VPR From there, we fly our asses on over to the Hampton's where we fantasize about attending a Summer House party wearing matching tube tops, tiny purses, wedge heels, and whale tale thongs, discuss the economics of the Summer House cast and influencers, Carl and Lindsay's inability to communicate even one single thing to each other, Danielle's never-ending quest for c**, and our journey from detesting Paige to loving her like a sister (despite the Old Navy advertisement of it all).Vanderpump Rules recap starts at 28:35 and Summer House recap starts at 57:54! Moving forward, we will be fusing our Vanderpump Rules and Summer House recaps into one super stupid episode, coming out on Saturday mornings!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week in the Stupid House, Mike takes the reins to discuss a number of things on his mind including reading the Bible, Kirstie Alley, and supplements before diving into an analysis of this week's Vanderpump Rules and Summer House through the lens of two doomed relationships: Joseph and T-Money, and Kymanda. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back in the Stupid House, Mike and Lauren are back to discuss Kyle as Flower Boy, Andrea's return to our screens (thank god), Amanda and Kyle being on completely different pages with what they want in their lives, and, of course, a brief Below Deck interlude because we cannot help ourselves!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a cursed week, Lauren and Mike gather in the Stupid House to discuss the natural disasters and afflictions of the week before diving into VPR. We discuss the ongoing Tom and Ariana feud, Katie and Schwartz's sexual tension, and more! VPR recap start around the 20 minute mark!Instagram: @stupidhousepodcastTikTok: @stupidhousepodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week in the Stupid House, Mike and Lauren touch down on her meeting of the minds with Loverboy himself, Kyle Cooke, before diving into this week's episode of Summer House. We discuss Kyle airing Jesse out at the dinner table, the Christmas in July chat between Kyle and Lindsay, the racecar (??) themed party, Lindsay's slow integration with the girls, and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this edition of Stupid House Rules, Mike and Lauren touch down on the euphoric experience of listening to Cowboy Carter before briefly chatting about this week's solar storm. We then discuss this week's vintage feeling episode of VPR, from the revelation about Schwartz and Scheana's Vegas kiss, Tom's unsettling breathwork exercise, Scheana's tracking of Katie and Max, and more! VPR recap starts about 14 minutes in! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike and Lauren reconvene in the Stupid House to discuss Lindsay's green dress returning from being briefly missing-in-action, and the subsequent implications of said missing green dress across an otherwise heartwarming night of backyard camping in the Summer House. Other topics include: our continued (shocking) shifting alliances across the Summer House, the shock and awe of Paige's rent price, and understanding Amanda's deep desire for a backyard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week in the Stupid House, Lauren is back and spreading misinformation about the origins of St. Patrick's Day before her and Mike dive into this week's episode of VPR. We talk about the overall staged nature of this week's scenes, ponder about if Katie knows true happiness, and are just generally darked out about the over-saturation of Scandoval before the entire season is saved by the appearance of one Jax Taylor. Instagram: @stupidhousepodcast TikTok: @stupidhousepodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In a first in Stupid House history, Mike is joined by special guest co-host Davin to discuss this week's Summer House, centered mostly on Lindsay Dale Hubbard and the chaos she causes in a giant green dress. Prior to that, they touch down about music festivals, where on Earth Kate Middleton is, Saturn Returns, their friendship origin story, and more!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike and Lauren return to the Original Summer House where, to their surprise, they find their alliances shifting under the Hampton's sun... Discussions include Danielle's floozey-ness, Lindsay Dale Hubbard's bad behavior, our growing affection for Ciara and West, and the fear instilled in one Carl Radke's career Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike and Lauren are back in the Stupid House and touch down on Leah McSweeny's newest lawsuit against Bravo, the RHONJ season 14 trailer, and the Netflix docuseries The Program. We then dive into this week's episode of VPR, flashing between the group unraveling in Tahoe and the island of Ariana and Katie in LA, Scheana's series of nervous breakdowns, Lala and Sandoval facing off on the boat, Scheana's dream of being on Dancing with the Stars, and more! Instagram: @stupidhousepodcastTikTok: @stupidhousepodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this feature film length episode of Stupid House, Mike and Lauren touch down on The Shards and give our cast predictions for the upcoming HBO show, conjecture about what is going on with Kate Middleton, chat about the scam Willy Wonka event, and offer our love and light to Wendy Williams. We then discuss this week's episode of VPR from the Hatchet Supply Store, Lisa's continued (alleged) romantic interest in animals, Graham aka Hippie's return to the group at Lake Tahoe, and the strange series of events following the group's visit to Wolf by Vanderpump. VPR recap begins 50 minutes in! Instagram: @stupidhousepodcastTikTok: @stupidhousepodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lauren bravely flies solo in the Stupid House to cover the premiere episode of Summer House season 8 - discussing the facade of pretending new people join the house organically, some of the new group dynamics after last season's summer of hell, the increasing tension between Kyle and Amanda, continued contempt for P**ge, and believe it or not, a life-sized stuffed banana. Stick around for a Below Deck chat with a special guest at the end of the episode! Instagram: @stupidhousepodcastTikTok: @stupidhousepodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike and Lauren are here in the Stupid House as usual, chatting about Tom Sandoval's harrowing interview with New York Times Magazine, the blurring of lines between reality and reality tv, and give our weekly Rachel Goes Rogue touchdown. We then dive into this week's bizarre episode of VPR including the fragmented nature of this season thus far, Lisa's tit-forward showing at Villa Rosa Senior living facility, James and Ally's strange pool party, Tom and Billie Lee's (alleged) drug fueled cold plunge at Into Me Sea, spooky Jo, and more! VPR recap starts around 14 minutes in! Instagram: @stupidhousepodcastTikTok: @stupidhousepodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week's Stupid House Rules, Mike and Lauren fight off their deep winter low-energy vibes by talking about Saturn Returns, rediscovering things they loved as children, the Super Bowl, being sad in 6th grade, and more before diving into this week's actionless yet oddly riveting episode of Vanderpump Rules. Discussions include: an overview of emo culture and (once again) how it inspires depression, a close read of PUMP's decor, the sober curious movement, biohacking, and why literally no one should take this show so seriously that they cyberbully the cast and/or their friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lauren and Mike touch down in the Stupid House to discuss, *randomly* Below Deck for about 15 minutes before briefly recapping the Grammy's, our rejection of the government mandated Taylor Swift pill, before diving into this week's VPR including: Tom's assistant Ann deserving a presidential medal of honor, everyone overreacting about their betrayal a bit too much, James Kennedy's IKEA showroom house and neighborhood, the horror of OCD, Tom Sandoval's birthday party resembling a middle school party for a kid that no one really likes, and more!!!VPR recap starts around 25 minutes <3 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike and Lauren are giddy as hell to be back in the Stupid House, introducing Stupid House Rules: our recap series covering Season 11 of Vanderpump Rules. Before jumping into it, we touch down on what happens when you live in a dungeon, our love of Rachel Goes Rogue podcast, Nancy Pelosi losing it, and the approach of COVID four year anniversary. From there, we rejoin our favorite cast of characters who are still absolutely quaking from the effects of Scandoval. Discussions include: Lisa Vanderpump's BodyOdyOdyOdy, the scent of Schwartz' apartment, brisket, and what exactly is going on with the lego portrait in Tom and Ariana's House...VPR recap starts around the 25 minute mark! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stupid House is back in 2024! Mike and Lauren touch down on recent Bravo news starting with the name on everybody's lips - Reality Von Tease. We also discuss the Summer House season 8 trailer, any lingering RHONY UGT thoughts, and the first episode of Rachel Goes Rogue. We chat about concert behavior, our current reading lists, and Mike makes some predictions for 2024! Stupid House returns with Vanderpump Rules recaps on 2/2 and Summer House recaps will resume on 2/24.Instagram: @stupidhousepodcastTikTok: @stupidhousepodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike and Lauren meet up in the Stupid House to celebrate their release from the Winter House shackles by recapping the final episode and the “reunion”, chatting RHONY Legacy, RHOSLC finale predictions, and much more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week in the Stupid House, Mike and Lauren do all they can to avoid talking about the penultimate episode of Winter House. We discuss all manner of things including the enigma that is Sia, synchronicities, the VPR Season 11 trailer, roofying (randomly), and give our Housewives roundup. We begrudgingly dive into Winter House, discussing the continued group possession, weird interpersonal dynamics, depressing themed events, and more! Instagram: @stupidhousepodcastTikTok: @stupidhousepodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike and Lauren touch down from their respective places of Mother God and Father God to discuss goings on over at Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Real Housewives of Miami, and Saltburn before diving into perhaps the most destabilizing and confounding episode of Winter House yet! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike and Lauren are in the Stupid House this week to discuss the final episode of Mother God, Spotify Wrapped, randomly the Great Gatsby and JD Salinger, and Lana Del Rey before diving into this week's Winter House where the Sims continue to go insane. Danielle plays with knives, Tom flops back to LA, and Aesha blackout pisses, amongst many other depraved behaviors... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike and Lauren dive into a recap of HBO Max's destabilizing docuseries: Love Has Won - the Cult of Mother God before touching down on this week's Winter House including Danielle and Tom's romantic destabilization and a party staffed by all of the extras that Steamboat Springs has to offer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike and Lauren are back in the Stupid House and touch down about recent travels and run-ins, discuss the depravity of the recent Netflix documentary about the Twin Flames Universe cult, and give some thoughts about the Real Housewives franchises currently airing. We then launch into the simulation known as Winter House season 3, including Schwartz's further disconnect from reality, our deep fear of Kory, the blossoming love triangle between Danielle, Alex, and Jordan, and more!Winter House recap begins around the 43 minute mark!Instagram: @stupidhousepodcastTiktok: @stupidhousepodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike and Lauren touch down with their Bravocon takes, haunted house updates, and Real Housewives of Potomac premiere thoughts before diving into this week's Winter House where we ask the question, is this entire show AI generated? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.