Surprise Party

Kate's hosting and it's a Christmas miracle! Happy holidays, party people!

Laura's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: Claire's voice voice acting, large mammals, Toe Burro, or the Hidden Cove (RIP).

Kate's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: Sully Sullenberger, Rick Moranis in his prime, travel advisories, or backstage passes.

Laura's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: TSwift's proposal, Biotin, verifying I-9s, or velvet phobias.

Kate's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: The Colmar Special, physics, reliance on calculators, or labdanum.

Laura's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: our top three cheeses, drop crotch pants, spicy wangs, or decorative horns.

Claire's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: Michael Buble, the need for seed, Claire's bangs, or break and bake cookies.

Kate's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: The Wisconsin Dells, Phantom of the Opera 2, The Hindenburg disaster, or The Cornservatory.

Kate's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: pomp-y Persian men, Natty Light, storytelling clubs, or Eric's crostini.

Laura's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: My Chemical Romance, bad bridesmaid dresses, a "cummy visage", or oral tori.

Claire's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: carbonated wine, raw chicken, Airbud 2: Golden Receiver, or Kate's amazing corn.

Kate's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: strip clubs, bad 90s fashion, heartthrob Freddie Prinze Jr., or John Ratzenberger.

Laura's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: TikTok, Harry Connick Jr., "initial salvo", or Japtain Cack Sparrow.

Claire's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: synesthesia, Tammy, color analysis, or chicken caesar wraps.

Kate's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: the mystery of pink flavoring, Boop The Musical, adventures in baking with Laura, or Eric's new passion for rollerblading.

Laura's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: spooky Sabrina Carpenter, Pepsi aka Poopsi, conjoined twins, or 50 Cent's pettiness.

Claire's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: Zoobilee Zoo, Laura's 8 talking points, Glenn Close, or naked baby mole rats.

Kate's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: the Chicago Pope, disgraced mayor Tiffany Henyard, dutch ovens, or bad internet.

Kate's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: milk percentages, fake Dr. notes, the Liberty Bell, or debatable problem solving.

Laura's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: Pepsi products, 90 Day Fiancé, Katie Perry's poop tour, or Kate's hear me out (finally!!)

Claire's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: Noodles & Company, standardized testing, Bevi machines, or double clicking.

Kate's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: The Masked Singer, Bobby's kitchen sink, Vanderpump Rules or air conditioned car seats.

Laura's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: jockeys, Saltburn, fake astronauts, or clenching.

Kate's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: Eric's belt buckle collection, Urkel Gru, Claire's lactose intolerance, or Mark Tremonti of Creed.

Claire's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: Laura's fake tan, Snooki's infamous email, getting stranded on the highway, or g-strings.

Laura's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: conjoined twins with differing sexual preferences, the gang's alter egos, Master Claire, or Spotify DJ.

Kate's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: Gatorade flavors, Laika the space dog, delicate crop tops, or the Irish potato famine.

Laura's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: ear cuffs, Kairos, Lucille II, or cat strollers

Claire's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: martinis, marLARGEies, niche cereals, or Brett Michaels' rumored hairpiece.

Kate's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: the gay rodeo, Rita Moreno, Bobby's love for Beyonce, or The Traitors

Laura's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: Khalid or DJ Khaled, foam parties, ferrets, or clothing catalogs

Claire's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: Andre the Giant, the beta men from Love is Blind, Jessica Simpson's memoir, or misused apostrophes.

Kate's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: The Phantom Tollbooth, OJ Simpson, Dream Matte Mousse, or serial killers of the Midwest.

Laura's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: gallbladders, asset protection, the Cincinnati Zoo's PR team, or panic at the Bariano's...Also introducing, PARTY FAVORS!

Kate's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: dairy farts, quiet luxury, President Taft, Blake Lively, or how freaking cute Bobby looks.

Claire's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: furniture restoration, severely sprained ankles, Trading Spaces, the future 250, or Sullivan's Crossing.

Bobby's hosting and this week's party theme is NOT: Ohio, Hot Frosty, a cauldron of chili or CHI-town Rising

Laura's hosting and this week's party theme is NOT: wig shopping, Adrian or Adam Brody, sweating, or Gossip Girl.

Kate's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: alien invasions, Bell's palsy, the Golden Girls, or Bobby's most missed gluten items.

Laura's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: 190 North, driverless cars, Stoli bankruptcy, Kia Souls, or The Conjuring.

Claire's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: basketball, a suspicious suitcase, Laura's psychotic algorithm, or HONK! the musical.

Kate's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: Mick Mack, bowls of jelly, Milli Vanilli, tubas, or Jason Derulo's cracked teeth.

Bobby's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: lunchables, Fancy Feast, Svengoolie, Camp Rock, or delicious soup from Cafe Zupas.

Claire's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: close up magic, blowing on food, Cracker Barrel, or puppet operas.

Laura's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: sexy cartoons, Lana Del Rey's alligator husband, the Wienermobile, or paint n' sip.

Bobby's in Canada so Kate's hosting, and this party's theme is NOT: merkins, Apple Fest, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, brain juice, or bullies.

Laura's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: gold lamé bags, John Stamos, Culver's child workforce, funeral suits, or Chelsea's khaki diaper.

Claire's hosting and this party's theme is NOT: broccoli hair, the Lawrence brothers, Shaggy, holograms, or Laura's personal style journey.

Kate's hosting and this week's party theme is NOT: the Zika virus, Beaker, perms, or rubber snakes.

Our hosts are currently planning some epic parties and our guessts can't wait to figure out what they are! More surprises coming soon...