Tale Craft

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Tale Craft

Welcome to Tale Craft!This is just a quick rundown of what little we know about DnD and what you can expect from us. It's a brief intro to set the stage, give newcomers some context, and outline the kind of experience you're in for with our homebrew adventure.

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    Tale Craft Confessions: The Tale So Far

    It’s Easter weekend, so lets go on an Easter egg hunt. Join Aaron, Maddi & Kia once as again as we sniff through all 19 episodes of Tale Craft, digging back through the clues, loose threads & deep plot holes that have shaped the journey from Barks and Beginnings to Will You Accept This Rose? What starts as a recap quickly becomes a full attempt to piece the whole thing together, looking at what was planted early, and how the story has blossomed into a big beautiful flower (or weed) along the way. Vote for your favourite episode in the poll (on Spotify), and for more behind-the-scenes chats, upcoming bonus content and Discord goodness, join the 'Jack Pack' on our Patreon. ⁠https://www.patreon.com/c/TaleCraftPodcast/home⁠

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    Viola's Story - Ep1. Freaks and Bitches

    Before the forest. Before the arena. Even before the baby! This prequel dives into Viola’s first day at the Tower of Eldricht Law… or is it Lore? Community College. Joining her is a truly odd collection of characters; Craig or 'Nocturnal' as he likes to be called, a dark soul with a hatred for posers Amanda, the spanish exchange students with calf implants and Spitty Steve... How will this story unfold to baby Nova? We have no idea. Also, Aaron sings in this one. You’ve been warned. We'll be getting back to the main story soon, the rest of this series will be released on our patreon in coming months. Come join the Jack Pack https://www.patreon.com/c/TaleCraftPodcast

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    Ep19. Will You Accept This Rose?

    As the gang drifts to sleep, nightmares bleed into reality, pulling them from the once-safe bedroom into the horrors of the night, while Garrick and the hunter draw ever closer. Support us on Patreon ⁠https://www.patreon.com/c/TaleCraftPodcast/home⁠ Content warning: explicit language, nipple description and other stuff too

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    Where are you Christmas?

    Where are you Christmas? More like where are you talent?! In this Christmas special, Maddi serenades us with her rendition of 'Where are you Christmas' originally sung by Taylor Momsen as Cindy Lou in the Grinch. Which version do you like more? leave it in the comments. We're forever grateful for all of the support in 2025 and cannot wait to see where things go in 2026. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year. Don't forget to check out our patreon, your support is our only reason for getting up in the morning. ⁠https://www.patreon.com/c/TaleCraftPodcast/home⁠

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    Ep18. Boogie Nights

    As the sun goes down, things get weird. Inside the cabin, the gang faces new terrors, warped illusions, and the creeping suspicion that nothing around them can be trusted. With no clear path forward and no idea who, or what, to believe, the night spirals into confusion and house party hallucinations as the mysteries of the dead forest close in from every direction. Be a legend, support the show and join the Jack Pack on our Patreon. ⁠https://www.patreon.com/c/TaleCraftPodcast⁠ Content warning: this episode is for naughty adults only. children should not listen. Theme song by Ivy Bakes

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    Ep17. You Some Kinda Stupid?

    Reality and hallucination blur as Viola tries to lead a crew of idiots to safety and figure out whether a new arrival is friend or foe. Want to support the show? Be awesome and join our one and only tier (currently) on Patreon: 'The Jack Pack' Content warning: this episode contains naughty words Theme song by Ivy Bakes

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    Ep16. Chlamydia Springs

    The crew flee the Scottish guards and stumble into a magical hot spring... but not everything is at it seems. Special thanks to our Patreon Jack Pack Member 'Doruaraebe' for lending your voice in the making of this episode. You too can join the Jack Pack on Patreon and support the show directly. https://www.patreon.com/c/TaleCraftPodcast/posts Content warning: This episode contains strong language Theme song by Ivy Bakes

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    Ep15. Hand Solo

    Timothee faces off with the arena master, Grizzly and Wombella dig their way to safety, and Viola leaves a trail of fire in her wake. The crew finally reunites, but things go from bad to worse for Timothee. What follows is a mix of panic and bad jokes as the group scrambles to keep moving forward. Meanwhile, old enemies are stirring in the distance... Special thanks to our Patreons who brought this episode to life: - Sheldon Bladetail - Shan - Doru | Max | Scottish Guy If you want your chance to be featured in the show, join the Jack Pack on Patreon. Your support helps us keep moving forward. https://www.patreon.com/c/TaleCraftPodcast Content warning: This episode contains strong language Theme song by Ivy Bake

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    Our Very First Aftershow

    Join our DM Aaron, Kia (Wombella), and Maddi (Viola) for a chill post-episode 9 debrief. The gang rewinds to where it all began, diving into character origins, Episode 1, and just how far off the rials things have gone. It's a fun, unfiltered hangout with behind-the-scenes laughs, spicy lore, and plenty of unplanned nonsense. If you want more of this, or want to support the show directly, come over to our Patreon and join the Jack Pack! We'll even let you be the little spoon. https://www.patreon.com/TaleCraftPodcast

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    Ep7. Liver Let Die

    We're kicking off 2025 with a banger! The gang grapples with what to do with the bodies of their victims, all while the idea of joining the circus still lingers. As their journey to Luminaris continues, cryptic warnings about the city loom ominously, and Squirrel Boy stirs up trouble at a bustling market. Dive into this hilarious and chaotic DnD podcast where fantasy, laughs, and mayhem collide! Content Warning: This podcast contains violence, drug references and strong language. Listener discretion is advised Intro by Ivy Bakes

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    Ep14. Nice Try Diddy

    Baby Nova's screams bring the arena to a standstill... but what dark tunnels will this lead our crew down? Scenes from your nightmares and wet dreams, all rolled into one thrilling, unhinged episode of Tale Craft Strong content warning #IYKYK

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    Ep13. Mortal Wombat

    Wombella and Timothee face off in the arena... what follows is slippery, tropical, and completely out of control. Content warning: this episode contains depiction of violence, bad language, and licking. Join our Patreon for more!

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    Ep12. Colon of Duty

    Things get messy in the Roofy Inn, weird in the locker room, and deeply confusing in the sewers below. Also, can people understand Grizzly when he’s a dog or not? We said no last episode. This one? Apparently yes. A reminder to get yourself checked. Just another unhinged day in the world of Tale Craft. Explicit content warning: this episode contains all sorts of things that are not suitable for children or the faint of heart.

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    Ep11. Shower Thoughts

    The riot’s over. Things cool down in the showers, but heat up fast on the outside. The gang’s split, tensions aren’t the only thing rising, and the 'Announcer'? He’s out for revenge, and ready to make Timothee pay. Tune into the latest steamy episode of Tale Craft! Content warning: This episode contains crude humor and fowl language.

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    Ep 10. Texas Chainsaw Wombella

    Timothee's impressive moves against the ogre wasn't enough to win over the crowd, but when he takes matters into his own hands, the arena erupts into chaos. With a riot raging, Viola, Grizzly, and Wombella must fight their way through the madness.

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    Ep9. Ogres Are Like Onions

    The gang steps into the grand arena where the rules are simple, fight, entertain, or die horribly. Place your bets, this one's gonna get messy. content warning: this episode contains dnd, inappropriate role play, defecation, violence, and naughty words.

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    Ep8. A Knight to Remember

    The gang finds themselves face-to-face with the Collector, a shady vendor with a very specific taste in exotic merchandise. Negotiations go south fast, and soon enough, heads are flying, weapons are drawn, and our heroes find themselves in the middle of a battlefield littered with questionable inventory. As leashes tighten and dignity unravels, it's anyone's guess who will make it out unscathed. Find out in this unhinged episode of Tale Craft! Content Warning: This episode contains explicit language, graphic violence, and a dildo. Listener discretion is advised.

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    Christmas Special: Deck the Balls

    Join Wombella, Viola, and Timothee the Squirrel Boy as they attempt to save Christmas, with flying Jack Russells, an ill-fitting Santa suit, and absolutely no idea what they're doing. Will they succeed? Probably not. Tune in to our very merry one-shot to close out the year! Thank you to everyone who has listened, laughed and supported us throughout this wild journey. We couldn't do it without you, and we can't wait to bring you even more in the new year. Happy holidays from the Tale Craft fam!

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    Ep6. Sucker Punch Royale

    The gang wrestles with a tough decision that could alter their path. A bonding session takes a strange turn with unexpected magic and questionable haircuts, while a circus poster sparks wild ideas. Just as tensions seem to settle, an unexpected battle leaves them questioning their destination, and each other. Content warning: This episode contains mature themes, including sexual references, drugs, violence, and strong language. Listener discretion is advised.

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    Ep5. Red Rocket Rising

    The Squirrel Boy wakes up after his chaotic transformation-induced nap, but what he remembers might raise more questions. Grizzly and Zephyr bond over a series of unexpected events, sparking a connection nobody saw coming. Bonds are forged, boundaries are tested, and the gang hurtles forward into more chaos. Don't forget to follow us on Instagram @talecraftpodcast Intro/Outro by Ivy Bakes Content warning: this episode contains adult themes, explicit language, chaotic humour, and moments of awkward tension between characters. Listener discretion is advised.

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    Halloween Special: Fifty Shades of Golden Vale

    This Halloween, our heroes find themselves in the eerie town of Golden Vale, where festive cheer quickly gives way to something darker. Viola, Wombella, and a human Squirrel Boy must navigate strange clues, unsettling encounters, and a growing sense of dread as they uncover secrets buried deep within the town. Join us for a suspenseful one-shot adventure filled with unexpected twists, haunting mysteries, and a fight to break free from Golden Vale's sinister grip. If you enjoy this special episode, let us know with a review! We'd love to bring you more. Don't forget to follow us on instagram @talecraftpodcast Theme song by Ivy Bakes Content Warning: This episode contains, strong language, violence, drug references, sexual reference and chaotic humor. Listener discretion is advised.

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    Ep4. Dude, Where's My G-Wagon?

    The gang's got their hands full: Deciding what to do with this squirrel-turned-human, facing daunting visions in the River of Reflections, and then stumbling upon the irresistible pull of a shiny G-Wagon. Curiosity and questionable judgement get the best of them as they dive deeper into their wild adventure. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Ep3. Acorns and A**holes

    The journey continues, tensions rise, Kia messes up her microphone settings (we fix it), and the squirrel reveals his true self, pushing the group deeper into chaos and uncertainty. Follow us on Instagram @talecraftpodcast Theme song by Ivy Bakes Content Warning: Strong language, mild violence, drug references, sexual references, and chaotic humor. Listener discretion is advised.

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    Ep1. Barks and Beginnings

    The Adventure Begins! Join our group of misfit heroes, Grizzly, a man raised by dogs, Viola, a single mother raising a baby with mysterious powers, and Wombella, a giant humanoid wombat, as they stumble into chaos and danger. In this narrated journey, where every decision is one step closer to either survival or a complete shit show. Follow us on Instagram @talecraftpodcast Theme song by Ivy Bakes Content Warning: This episode contains strong language, drug references, violence, and chaotic humor. Listener discretion is advised.

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    Ep2. Heist Hard, Nut Harder

    Our heroes stumble upon an unexpected friend and quickly get caught up in an acorn heist, leading to a tense showdown with a dangerous witch. Follow us on Instagram @talecraftpodcast Theme song by Ivy Bakes Content Warning: This episode contains, Strong language, violence, drug references, sexual references and choatic humor. Listener discretion is advised

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to Tale Craft!This is just a quick rundown of what little we know about DnD and what you can expect from us. It's a brief intro to set the stage, give newcomers some context, and outline the kind of experience you're in for with our homebrew adventure.

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