Tales of Hits and Crits

As the crew set tracks back to eastgarde they receive news of the queens passings 
-CONTENT WARNING- This episode contains coarse language, adult themes and depictions of fantasised violenceIntro and outro music - Jordan BrownEditing and sound - Quentin PepeAlso follow us on our socials: instagram: @talesofhitsandcrits x: @talesofhitsandcrits tik tok:@talesofhitsandcrits




In this episode of Tall Tales, things get a little spicy as we discuss Role Play and the D word. Join us as we talk about our latest chapter, A town in mourning, a mostly roleplaying chapter and we finish off with talking about our favourite DICE You can find us on our socials @Talesofhitsandcrits -CONTENT WARNING- This episode contains coarse language, adult themes

Tarion finds himself face to face with the table in his room, meanwhile, Quindus discovers the effects of alcohol and Ratchet finds himself deep in thought over the events of the cave. After a long few nights, the party set off on their return to Eastgarde…. -CONTENT WARNING- This episode contains coarse language, adult themes and depictions of fantasised violence Intro and outro music - Jordan Brown Editing and sound - Quentin Pepe Also follow us on our socials: instagram: @talesofhitsandcrits x: @talesofhitsandcrits tik tok: @talesofhitsandcrits

This Episode of Tall Tales we discuss Chapter 6: Signal Signal Signal. We also talk about the culprit responsible for the wild tangents we fall in to. You can find us on our socials @Talesofhitsandcrits -CONTENT WARNING- This episode contains coarse language, adult themes

After being spotted Ratchet finds him rushing back to Signal the rest of the party. As they must spring into action to fight against these new foes in the old mine shaft. -CONTENT WARNING- This episode contains coarse language, adult themes and depictions of fantasised violence Intro and outro music - Jordan Brown Editing and sound - Quentin Pepe

Welcome to Tall Tales our new show hosted by Matt Brown where we give a listener a peak behind our screen and talk about the chapter that was, while also chatting about all things D&D and pop culture. The first episode we will get you caught up on the events so far, to get you all caught up for the release of our first chapter ep for the year. -CONTENT WARNING- This episode contains coarse language, adult themes and depictions of fantasised violence

T'was a cold wintery Christmas night not an Owl bear was stirring. A fire was lit as three bellies were gurgling, three adventurers sat snug all around the campfire. Although not one was ready to retire. Their feast of stewed mutton cooked and bubbled as they were interrupted by a rather loud and large kerfuffle. With a streak of light and a huge crash, a group of reindeer come down with a splash. They come to a sudden stop with great flare, as a group of kringle elves hop out with a wonderous stare. -CONTENT WARNING- This episode contains coarse language, adult themes and depictions of fantasised violence Intro and outro music - Jordan Brown Editing and sound - Quentin Pepe One shot adventure from DMs guild: https://www.dmsguild.com/product/339645/Claus-for-Concern-A-Holiday-OneShot-for-Christmas

This Chapter Quinndus, Tarion and Ratchet find themselves in a clearing in the forest against a Giant tree that has sprung to life. Now the party must clear out danger if they have any hope to find whats causing this blight to spread through the woods. -CONTENT WARNING- This episode contains coarse language, adult themes and depictions of fantasised violence Intro and outro music - Jordan Brown Editing and sound - Quentin Pepe

After meeting with the magistrate Julia Rand. Quinndus, Ratchet and Tarion unwind in the tavern. upon hearing the talks of scary dreams, the woods blooming with an unnatural blight and the disappearance of a family. They seek out the guidance of the locals to help find the missing pieces to all the strange events plaguing this small mining town. -CONTENT WARNING- This episode contains coarse language, adult themes and depictions of fantasised violence Intro and outro music - Jordan Brown Editing and sound - Quentin Pepe

Our Adventurers have found themselves working together for the Baron Ignatius Rand, After being involved in the events that took place in Kondeer. It has been close to six months since then and our party are heading towards the mining town of Ironbark to investigate some strange events. -CONTENT WARNING- This episode contains coarse language, adult themes and depictions of fantasised violence Intro and outro music - Jordan Brown Editing and sound - Quentin Pepe

We return to the small farming village of Kondeer as Quinndus and Tarion Van Der Bleak become unlikely allies and join in a common cause to bring the wicked bandits to justice and save Caleb Rand while unbeknownst to our third adventurer Ratchet in the wrong place at the wrong time he will be dragged into this mess when all he wanted was a hot meal! -CONTENT WARNING- This episode contains coarse language, adult themes and depictions of fantasised violence Intro and outro music - Jordan Brown Editing and sound - Quentin Pepe

We begin our tale in a small farming village of Kondeer. Where two of our Adventurers are on their own paths, Quinndus hired as protection for a barons son, Caleb Rand. While Tarion is on the hunt for a group a bandits. -CONTENT WARNING- This episode contains coarse language, adult themes and depictions of fantasised violence

Welcome to Tales of Hits and Crits! The newest TTRPG actual play podcasts you have not been waiting for. Meet Dave our Dungeon Master (DM) and the players Jordan, Matt and Quentin (otherwise known as Pep) as we introduce you to our unlikely group of heroes and an insight to the world of our inaugural campaign. Be sure to leave us a review to help us improve your listening experience and follow us on our socials: X - @talesofhits instagram - @talesofhitsandcrits