Tea Slur ☕️

A tale of two halves, CHS gets wacky and Welsh with guest host Cymrag, later, the gals put on their tin foil hats and discuss alien phenomena! Hosted by @czech.hunter.schafer, Cymrag & BestieFilmed & Edited by @evanfrancisjonesCHS Mask by @patricia_cwunt

This week, CHS goes on her own Great Muppet Caper (a four day birthday bender), and Bestie moans about her face (again).CreditsHosted by @czech.hunter.schafer & BestieFilmed & Edited by @evanfrancisjonesCHS Mask by @patricia_cwunt

This week, CHS and Bestie direct their ire towards Britain's most disgraced media personality, Paddington Bear.CreditsHosted by @czech.hunter.schafer & BestieFilmed & Edited by @evanfrancisjonesCHS Mask by @patricia_cwunt

This week, CHS and Bestie discuss the strange goings on of little known New York financier, Jezza Epstein. Hosted by @czech.hunter.schafer & BestieFilmed & Edited by @evanfrancisjonesCHS Mask by @patricia_cwunt

This week, CHS is joined by the scouse answer to the question "What do you get if Mother Mothered so Motherly that her children all became estrogenated donk djs and meme page admins?" The founder of London Trans Pride, and the woman who birthed the East London tslur scene, Lucia Blayke is in the studio!CreditsHosted by @czech.hunter.schafer & @luciablaykeFilmed & Edited by @evanfrancisjones

Always with their fingers on the pulse, CHS and Bestie go through their personal Ins & Outs for 2026 in the first ever mind-blowing, incredibly modern, 3D audio visual podcast ON ICE!CreditsHosted by @czech.hunter.schafer & BestieFilmed & Edited by @evanfrancisjones

Join Bestie and her super special guestie, Horrible Gay, for a very whimsical. very informative, fun for all the family episode of Tea Slur!CreditsHosted by Bestie & Horrible GayEdited by @evanfrancisjones

Tune in this week for stories of Kaiju pronouns and CHS's witchy powers!CreditsHosted by @czech.hunter.schafer & BestieEdited by @evanfrancisjonesSorry for a few audio difficulties!

CHS catches up with Bestie after Halloween weekend to discuss such horrors as Tom Daley, Róisín Murphy, and what life is like dealing with the aftermath of Facial Fuckery Surgery. Later, the girls reminisce about their university experiences of being lame twinks.

This week CHS reveals her new secret alias - "The Lesbian Al Pacino of East London", whilst Bestie gets on her soap box about Miriam Margolyes for some inexplicable reason.CreditsHosted by @czech.hunter.schafer & BestieEdited by @evanfrancisjones

CHS & Bestie have finally found The Thinkers, i.e. Su I Think, our special guest for this reflective episode of Tea Slur. We discuss her tour, her musical influences, and in the spirit of the confessional musical zeitgeist: the names and locations of all those who have wronged her. We're coming for you, Mr Harbour!CreditsHosted by @czech.hunter.schafer & BestieGuest: @suithinkkEdited by @evanfrancisjones

CHS is joined by estrogenated internet sensation and woman(?) on the run, @Tr4nbie, to discuss the (then) breaking news of chickens coming to roost. (Recorded late September so some details may be out of date).DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A COMEDY PODCAST RUN BY AN UNHINGED DOLL. If the jokes are too much: grow some balls. Afterall, I did 🙄CreditsHosted by @czech.hunter.schaferGuest: @Tr4nbie Edited by @evanfrancisjones

CHS & Bestie return after an unplanned hiatus to discuss the important issues I.e. what is a Poochinski, and why is it cvnt? Also, Bimini fish discourse 🐟 CreditsHosted by @czech.hunter.schafer & BestieEdited by @evanfrancisjones

Transvestigators (as in, investigators who are trans, not investigators of trans people… although) CHS & Bestie finally put a magnifying glass to the British national treasure everyone thought untouchable, despite the presence of his little marmalade laden paw prints across decades of institutional filth. DON’T go down to the woods today, you won’t like his surprise.

CHS & Bestie discuss the recent UK Supreme Court decision that they’re biological blokes rather than ethereal divas. TW: distressing topics, as you can imagine.

Bestie’s back from surgery and filled with a raging lust for vengeance for what the royals did to Diana, The People’s Pronouns. Elsewhere, CHS recounts her exploits in the magical world of DnD.

Before Bestie’s big surgerina sojourn to Turkey, she and CHS address the big topics: namely, monkey movies and the mafia.

CHS & Bestie attempt to discuss the Grammys and the results may shock you! Also, the girls chat about their first crushes, cuckoldry, and their recent foray into roleplay (outside of the bedroom) with DnD.

CHS & Bestie discuss two rotted corpses (Nosferatu & the American empire) from their unique perspective (as two rotted corpses). *spoilers for Nosferatu!*

CHS & Bestie are checking their tina galls (divaslop translator:crystal balls) to give you their ins, outs, and predictions for 2025. The divas also revisit their predictions from yesteryear to answer definitively: are all transexual women witches? And if so, why can't they magic up some long term employment??

After a series of unfortunate events (including: technical difficulties, missing equipment, trade playing us so nasty etc) our divas persevered to serve you this fresh order of divaslop. The menu for this week? Trauma & Chaser Experiences (queue shocked gasps).Editors note: apologies for CHS' mic quality this week! She'll be back to her divalicious self next week.

After a long summer of bumping that bumping that bumping that, CHS and Bestie finally put brat to bed. After this, no more brat! I repeat, no more brat.

CHS and Bestie are joined by @DollDeranged for a special ooky spooky Halloween edition of Tea Slur. 🎃 The divas discuss all that goes bump in the night (bumping that bumping that bumping that bumping that)

The debut of the long awaited podcast that nobody asked for. This week, CHS and Bestie answer the burning questions of our time: Would Waluigi fw the dolls? Is Protestantism gay? And if a non binary person has pronouns with no one to hear them, are they valid?