The Bad Vibe

Send a textMiami, California, bum priest, coronavirus, Biden, Trump, election, voting, Cubans, Jews, vacation, airplanes, 9/11, Joe Rogan, Time travel, LEGO’s, Hollywood, Austin, Texas, Santa Monica, New York 

Send a textBack to school, Trolls 2, Troll doll, Disney, Mulan, movies, theaters, coronavirus, COVID-19, school shooting, Guns, teachers, die hard

Send a textBeirut, explosion, bomb, fireworks, New York, Coronavirus, Love on the Spectrum, autism, Australia, retarded, 47 chromosomes, dating, trains, dinosaurs, little people big world, midgets 

Send a textAliens, Jeeps, space, Trump, Obama, JFK, Coronavirus, quarantine, black people approval, brother, Dwight’s beach trips, off world vehicles, Independence Day, will smith

Send a textPolice shooting, guns, math rainbow, stealing, android phone, high school, Joe Biden, small town crimes, no mask no service, change shortage, theft, algebra

Send a textPresident trump, election, court, prison, fingering, doctor, gymnastics, Larry Nassar, Hellen Keller, Anne Frank, Texas chainsaw massacre, Barack Obama, coronavirus, rioting

Send a textOne world government, Presidents, election, Joe Biden, Trump, ranting, rioting, social distancing, corona mask, racist, racism, COVID-19,  mark of the beast, revelation, contactless delivery, turkey, government

Send a textgrocery list, Terminator, Sarah Conner, Skynet, grocery shopping, stealing, pizza, Arnold, Jews, Juice, Schwarzenegger, Kevin Hart, Tracy Morgan, ride along, Walmart, Bruce Willis, Rumor Willis, Joe Rogan

Send a textGovernment, Riots, George Floyd, Gucci, Jesus, Christians, catholics, Protestants, Schwan’s truck, food stamps, welfare, terrorist, 9/11, 19 hijackers, jizzus, commode island

Send a textLower case m, maybe it’s covid 19, masks, stenographer, cancer, grocery store guy, step by step, midget, Seinfeld, Austin, statues, university of Texas, blackface

Send a textAmazon, free black movies, Disney owns everything, black lives matter, blue lives matter, black movies matter, trans comedy, Peter Dinklage, mini terminator, Yao dink, poor, school bullies, Bully stories, spiked juice box

Send a textSpace x, Elon musk, Moon, Mars, Space, Giovani Ribisi, caviar, cat coffee, cauliflower, caviar, baby batter, calendars, hominy

Send a textGeorge Floyd, cops, rioting, Minneapolis, can’t breath, Looting, legos, Pink Floyd, Dwight is racist, riots, police brutality, Asians, Facebook post, bad reviews,  land o lakes butter, coronavirus 

Send a textMike Tyson, Evander Holyfield, Mountain Dew, Hoarders, pizza delivery, big dicks, Rogan on Spotify 

Send a textMovies, actors, Lysol abortions, Hulu and Amazon, Italian accent, pine sol lady, mr clean magic eraser, gothic, goth abortion doctor, Stanley Kubrick

Send a textI’m god, playing with toys, post cum, George Clooney, Halley’s Comet, getting old, silent fart, peanut allergy, David Blaine, magicians, Penn and Teller, Trump, election, magic, Joe Biden, Coronavirus 

Send a textRacist Asians, hollow man, invisible man, actors, actors birthplace game, sexy sister, stolen valor, military uniforms, dress blues, army, navy, marines, Air Force 

Send a textLooney toons, racist, ugly shirt, Jr high dance, finger blasting, hand blast, sand blast, Michael J Fucks, bitches be crazy, black ex boyfriend, crazy ex girlfriend, beans

Send a textBack to the future, kids learning time travel, Oreos, Idris Elba, car buying stories, car salesmen, colors,  I drink your milkshake, Arby’s, dad pays cash, Semper fi, Elon Musk, Elon’s kids name, Tesla

Send a textReligion, Pentecostals, Waco, David Koresh, believers non believers, youth church, Dwight fakes praise, Jeremy needs a shrink, obsessive counting and blinking, obsessive compulsive 

Send a textI plead the 47th, Waco, cult, Branch Davidians, young wives, Netflix, commercial actors, insurance agents, ruby ridge, Jeremy’s not a pimp, boys playing with dolls, be a man, Dwight’s kids are too polite, roach on my face

Send a textMidget car wreck, sexy little people, witches, Wiccan, newts, warlocks, the wizard of oz, dog moms, dog dads, peanut butter dog balls again, aliens, being a dad, school shooting, kid serial killers, crazy cat key, Chinese cat farmers, ufos, Mars, Lost in space, Steven Hawking

Send a textLesbians, Jeremy’s gay friend, porn, scissoring, bisexuals, Ben Stein, crashing zoom meetings, TMZ, Joe Rogan, self sucking, pray the virus away, nice ass masked woman, Gay Camp, he she xer, Fun racial slurs, ancestry.com,

Send a textHobo baby torch, Hitler, Australia, 4:20 adults, weed family get together, 9/11, columbine,  firemen are heroes, Kim Jong Un, kangaroo, daddy long legs, Great Wall of China, Berlin, communism, Mormon, Jehovahs witness, Vietnam babies 

Send a textCSI, Time travel, past lives, hypnosis, Amazon tribes, crime scene investigators, rape, movies and shows, Steven hawking,streaming services, micro penis, infinite universe, government spying on criminals

Send a textPassover Easter, mulan, hitler, jews and juice, fired, furloughed, terminated, video games, nerds, sonic the hedgehog, short people, stocks, Egyptians 

Send a textJewish wedding, Coronavirus conspiracy theorist, racial reincarnation, balls out peeing, mom dying, insecure piss time, bears eating blueberries, sonic commercial, equator, no more Columbus Day, Indian day, MLK day, Nicholas Cage, John Cusak, binge watching bears, Easter, Jesus rose on the 2nd day, colored eggs

Send a textTiger king, Coronavirus death toll, Pizza Hut altercations, hand shakes and foot bumps, hamburger meat ratios, maitre d’, essential and non essential workers, Jeremys stimulus  package, Dwight lives matter, garbage men in suits, the Easter bat

Send a textMale nurses are the real heroes, look who’s talking, space, Elon Musk, Mars, Quentin Tarantino, aliens listening to us, spf 30, boob tube, exploding whale, alien 2, John Travolta, Jeremy’s covid panic attack, Idris Elba isn’t black, teachers parade, pedophile preschool teachers

Send a textHoarding lampshades, Covid19, Dwight’s road trip, pandemic traveling, Coronavirus, hands across America, bats and penguins, Asians, bar soup, stealing hotel towels, beating China at their own game, Orange you glad you didn’t eat a bat 

Send a textTrump, CoronaVirus, Priest attacked by lion, God twerks in mysterious ways, Mr Rogers, Sesame Street, toilet paper, water, veggie pizza in the hood, mom on a boat, drink a sprite and don't look, European travel ban, shaking hands, foot bumps, toilet tissue issue

Send a textThe election, Bernie sanders, Trump, solar farms, wind mills, clean energy, dirty energy, junco jeans, grandma, Reece's, Steve Jobs, Elon Musk, Space X, Challenger explosion, helicopters, parkour, planking, skateboarding, Neil Degrasse Tyson, Stephen Hawking, weekend at Bernie's, fashion, we are intellectually lazy

Send a textBaby boomers, Timothy McVeigh, terrorists, rabbits, Rabbi, Neon Nazis, Militias, black people, JonBenet Ramsey, Mormans and Jews, girls with big asses, terrible glasses commercial

Send a textDentist molesting patients, getting old, virgin, Mount Everest, bad waker, Paul Walker, women depreciation, imaginary cars following us, Dwight's controlled breathing, kids learn time travel, Tom Hanks is a nice guy, tooth ache, dying, life insurance, the bad vibe is our legacy

Send a textNicknames, dicknames, Dee and Hotshot, witness protections, murder-suicide, suicide-murder, people stunk in the old days, historic bathing, sex ed, periods, smoking parents, Kirk Douglas, god given rights, if there's grass on the field they can kill themself

Send a textGroup dances, Kobe Bryant, basketball, Lakers, helicopter, crash, girl NFL coach, 49ers, lingerie league, bullying, drug dealers, money laundering, road rage, man yelling inside Jeremy’s head, Jeremy’s imagination, different brains

Send a textCoronavirus, China diseases, old English virus, eating bats, lisp, movie remakes, new music, spice women, chasing waterfalls, how would you want to die, perfect death, sound science, deserted island, androids suck, space X, bullying skateboarders

Send a textFires in Australia, burning kangaroos, Australian animals, lice on dirty hair, white trash lice, Asians are aliens, aliens attack the White House, bow and arrow ray gun, the Dutch and the Dutches, princess, princess Dianna Mario Kart turtle shell, Gene Hackman as Wolverine

Send a textY2K, 2020, New Year, Trumps War, Bomb, missiles, Caves, killing stalagmites, stalactites, stealing fools gold, racism at Wal-Mart, flying carpet, drones, Iran, they are nasty people

Send a textKids Christmas program, Santa's lap, Santa's jazz stained jacket, church camp, fighting a marine, the origin of Christmas, most interesting nighttime conversation award, boot church, waiting on a pizza, interrupted by a security guard, Dwights half dollar tip, time magazines kid of the year

Send a textJeremy Christ, Jeremy speaks for God, midgets, Spruce Jenner, Spelling Bee, Chevy Chase, Wizard of Oz, Rs & Ws, Letters, kids, Wok, Jeremy punches himself, Shrink

Send a textReese's and free Dr Peppers, guy steps out in traffic, adds, what would you do for a Klondike bar, immigration reform, old men killing animals, church fund raiser scam, Jeremy's Russian Italian accent, helping dad, marsupial execution

Send a textFBI, Jeremy went to Dennys, trump , good will trench coats, military funeral, girls shitting, wish app, dildos

Send a textLocal Medium, Ghosts, Young peoples fashion, Samuel L Jackson, white people smell bad, I see dead people, ghost lawyer, Michael, plan B was James and the giant peach, pimp my casket, tom Cruise, Amish shoppers, dragon Lady, gay magician, Jewish rules, condoms

Send a textZombie movies, TV shows, horror movies, Jim Cameron, Spanish Vocabulary, words, the walking dead, movie ideas, kid with a deep voice, dart in the head, white people

Send a textHottest Jewish women, Dwights Road Rage, Dwights RV trip, fighting cops at high school  football game, jackfruit, musty, pulled pork, drinking hand sanitizer, Ryans Buffet sucks, Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston

Send a textDelta down 30,000, summer of 94, does Jeremy look 17, bleach, female army guys, school shooting hoodies, chem trails, hairspray, ozone, Marlboro and vaping, Alec Baldwin, NyQuil pills, flying cars

Send a textPoland has no boys, Holeland, no Google in China, Japanese guy knows credit card numbers, asians, asian government, Jeremy got a bad haircut, testing on animals

Send a textSchool stories, bullying the teachers, coke bottle looks like bombs, religious guy interview, teacher breaks legs, old marriage laws

Send a textFirst crime in space, jacking off in space, emotional support horses, seeing eye dog, asteroids, CPR