The Carpet Chat

The Yank duo are back from their hiatus to join in on the Spurs dunk session after gazumping Spurs for Eze.Stay tuned for upcoming episodes!

Arsenal has finally won again and, as such, the lads are finally back. Nomics and ffg return to break down the 5-0 win against Crystal Palace and to passive aggressively snipe at criticisms received during the club's pre-Dubai stumble. There's Chubs of the Week, SlanderCenter and even some transfer talk about everyone's favorite uncontroversial French striker.

The lads are back and are actually able to preview a game this time! There's reactions to the incredible 2-0 win over Brighton and the possibly incredible, possibly devastating 1-0 loss against Aston Villa. Plenty of SlanderCenter, a case of xBlame and the most graphic Kai Havertz praise yet (and that's a high bar).

The lads are back to their usual schedule yet still have 2 games to cover. Nomics and ffg give their thoughts on Arsenal's 1 goal wins over Wolves and Luton. There's goalkeeping discussion, Moises Caicedo slander, talks of nationalism and much much more.

The lads are back in an episode narrowly salvaged from a near-destructive technical error. Nomics and ffg are joined by longtime fan and poster RickyT to review Arsenal's dominant Champions League triumph and the latest (at the time) action in the Premier League. There's SlanderCenter, several Kai Havertz victory laps and an actual Englishman's take on David Raya vs Aaron Ramsdale.

The lads are back and back to the typical schedule. There's reaction to the officiating disasterclass delivered by the fine folks of the PGMOL, a celebration of Arsenal's latest win in the Champions League and an absolute dismissal of Eddie Nketiah's goalscoring record.

The lads are back and one of them has a ring on his finger. Nomics and ffg do their best to be the last Arsenal podcast to react to the team's win over Manchester City and also the last to preview the game against Chelsea. Plus, there's discussion of "The Discourse" around Kai Havertz and some transfer links for January.

The lads are back despite the emotional toll a 2-2 loss to Tottenham in the North London Derby took on them. There's plenty of SlanderCenter nominations, two goals to assign xBLAME to and far too much talk of Nomics' wedding (which ffg is still not invited to).

Arsenal are back in the Champions League and the lads are back to break it all down. Nomics and ffg cover a two win week and struggle to find players for the SlanderCenter following a pair of clean sheets against Everton and PSV. All that, plus an extended preview of the North London Derby on this week's episode of The Carpet Chat.

Nomics and ffg are back to celebrate Arsenal's 3-1 win over Manchester United. There's an extra special segment for an extra special member of the squad, plenty of mockery of all 4 United CBs and even some controversial SlanderCenters handed out.

The lads are back and they answer the questions on everyone's minds following Arsenal's 2-2 draw against Fulham. Find out who got singled out for SlanderCenter, what happened to Shuk and who the latest pod sponsor is as Nomics and ffg recap the game before moving on to listener questions.

The season is back and so is Arsenal's heartbreaking injury record. ffg and Nomics mourn the (alleged) loss of Jurrien Timber, talk through a somewhat controversial Kai Havertz performance and give their Clickbait Headlines, Chubs of the Week and SlanderCenters for Arsenal's 2-1 victory over Nottingham Forest.

Nomics, ffg and the Ghost of Shuks Yet to Come make their predictions for Arsenal and the Premier League's 2023/2024 season. Find out where they have Arsenal finishing (hint: it's not last), who their player of the season picks are and who they think will let the club down. Plus, a brief waffle on the glorious transfer muddings of Tottenham and Chelsea and an equally brief preview of Arsenal's home opener against Forest.

ffg and Nomics are joined by longtime Carpet Chat fan and Discord moderator TG Shampoo to recap Arsenal's triumphant Emirates Cup victory over Monaco. There's talk of trophy cases and legacies, along with the typical Clickbait Headlines, Chub of the Week and SlanderCenter. Plus, Shampoo gives his season predictions and Nomics compares ffg to a player linked with Arsenal.

Nomics and ffg get together to break down all the action from Arsenal's pre-season tour of the US. There's clickbait headlines, SlanderCenter, and all the passive aggressive podcast drama anyone could ask for. Shuk had syndrome again

In this episode, Shuk and FFG get a little intimate with resident discord enthusiast Bobby, who has some very level headed and almost reasonable takes.

In this episode Nomics shares his thoughts about a craft6 animalnamedthing, and then a deep dive into whats next and more! Epic Rap Battle? No

Episode 1 of our summer series begins with nomics suffering an unfortuante gym spasm he had to tap out but we have Fox from the discord here uncovering all his secrets. At one point food is discussed as well as a HUGE potential incoming signing all but confirmed. Only on the Carpet Chat !

Original three are back to discuss some HUGE incoming news, some say we even discussed the big ones. Nomics goes on epic rant about Pepe, and FFG enlightens shuk that Arsenal do not play in Canada but play in London. There is sooo much to unpack here and more!

Mbappe to Arsenal? Maybe

1 hour and 47 juicy minutes of unadulterated pure Carpet Chat Joy. Was there a Bright game to discuss in detail? Perhaps, but not on our pod. We go through every single midfield player on the team, loved or hated and dissect their performance of the season. Finally we end with an in depth midfield transfer mega pod rumor segment and more on this uncircumcised podcast

Today FFG and Shuk get together to honor the mia nomics. After that, there is a game to discuss, Newcastle and more on the latest episode of the Carpet Chat.

Shukie Nomics FFG get together to discuss the real important matters: Transfer season. Who should go? Who should we Keep? There was a chelsea game? It mattered? Of course and more on this weeks episode of the Carpet Chat

FFG and Nomics get together to discuss the underwhelming Manchester City game. A dive into transfer talk exploration and more.

The discorders get together to discuss what the latest draw means for Arsenal. Almost an entire hour of slander center is here before we slander the importance of the city game and more in this juicy spicy tasty episode!

Join the original trio and bask in audiophile glory as the group dissects the underwhelming Westham performance. There is a huge fight in the middle between Nomics and FFG about systems and how to play so you don't want to miss this one! They almost came to blows, had to calm them down

The original gang break down the confusing result at Anfield, and what it means for the season going forward. Including segments like Clickbait Headline, Chub of the Day, Bum of the Day, and Slander Center. Perhaps some vicious arguments between the crew on what this result means and the individual performances.

Its Liverpool or Die-erpool this weekend and your favourite jewish duo is here to discuss all that and more on the big twentieth episode of the Carpet Chat. Improv, Klopp anger and more is discussed in a Balmy 36 minute format

Shuks Ghostwriter FFG is the host this time with Nomics as his under study. The duo talk about Declan Rice, Clean Sheets, and an overall phenomenal performance at home against leeds but with room for improvement. The pod doesnt need room for improvement though, only this description section

The lads reunite with FFG and Nomics after shuk recovered from his sickness with Pep to discuss a huge game at dusk against Leeds. The men even take a quick peak at city to see if they are still relevant. There is talk as well about doctors and lawyers and more!

With Shukie's voice gone, the classic duo of FFG and Nomics get together to discuss the in between period known as the "international break". Topics include clickbait headlines, Balogun, conte out, palace, and even a return from the loved SlanderCenter segment and more!

Shuk, Nomics and ffg get together to break down Arsenal's dominant 3-0 win on the road at Fulham. The lads discuss Marco Silva's controversial choice to not play a low block and the pros and cons of Fulham's tactical decision to give up tons of goals. There's a first-of-its-kind Chub of the Week + SlanderCenter combo, Facebook Headlines of the week and maybe even some talk about the Europa League home fixture.

ffg and Nomics get together to celebrate Arsenal's 3-2 victory over AFC Bournemouth. The lads run through Arteta's lineup adjustments, find content to fill SlanderCenter despite the thrilling win and give their Clickbait takes on the day. But first, Nomics tries to prove his worth as the internet's leading Reiss Nelson stan.

The original trio Nomics FFG and Shukie get together to discuss a scintillating Arsenal revenge performance against Everton! 

The Lads Reunite and bring in a forecast for the Everton game with wild wild predictions 

Nomics FFG get together to discuss an unbelievably average game but an above average podcast is here. A deep dive into what kind of refs and var we have to deal with and more! 

The bounce back is here and Shukie and Nomics the original Duo are here to discuss it with you. Listen closely as we analyze Aston Villas disaster class along with more than that too 

No words just pain 

NOMICS IS BACK! Shukie nomics and ffg take a delayed look at what transpired at brentford followed by a quick peek ahead to tomorrows fixture against second place Manchester City. 

The temporary lads get together (ffg) and (playboycorni) to discuss an underwhelming Everton Performance followed by an overwhelming new segment and a look ahead at the Brentford game and our confidence levels moving forward 

We were joined by a new fan and a veteran discord user playboi corny as we discussed jorgihnho news. Apologies for terrible audio and after 22min it seems PC is talking over me. I think it adds to the chaos and fun 

A non-pathetic look ahead to a pathetic fixture against Everton 

A Shenanaganial look ahead of the FA Cup Fixture against city and more! 

In the shows fourth episode, nomics and shukie just go at united from a perspective of unique selections. 

A look at the united fixture tomorrow as well as incredible waffling regarding a combined 11 that will leave you raging or screaming with laughter

Nomics and Shukie get together to discuss a crazy day of Arsenal Related Transfer News as well as a look ahead to the upcoming fixtures this weekend and more! 

In our introductory episode we dabble with a little bit about what brings us to a close knit Arsenal community, the struggle of being an Arsenal fan during the early Arteta days and more!