The Celluloid Cellar

My goodness, we are back! After a brief hiatus, Cameron and Jak are back to save the world from the dreaded astrophage that is slowly devouring our Sun. Or maybe they're just reviewing a film about that starring Ryan Gosling. The baby goose is loose in space and we want to share all of our thoughts about it with you. Listen now.Timecodes0.04.07 - What Have We Been Watching0.10.43 - Andrew Callaghan and Sad Dudes like Clavicular0.23.16 - Ryan Gosling’s Filmography0.32.27 - Project Hail Mary - Non-spoiler Review0.51.29 - Project Hail Mary - Spoiler Review1.04.50 - Cinema Snack ReviewIntro music by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desire for him to listen to this episode. Get ready for another massive episode about another bloody huge film! Get your ears on it for the good of Gondor!Timecodes:0.03.55 - Film News: The Oscars 20260.11.33 - Film News: 28 Years Later 3 Still on the Fence0.12.54 - Film News: Tarantino and Stallone Mini Series and RIP Chuck Norris0.19.41 - LOTR: The Two Towers(Extended Edtion) - Review1.06.18 - Snackety Snack Review

Out on the wily, windy moors we get ready for a very saucy time as we watch Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi roll and fall in green. It's Emerald Fennel's "Wuthering Heights", a horny, grandiose adaptation that's angered English Graduates everywhere. But how is it as a film? Listen now to hear our thoughts.Timecodes0.03.57 - Film News: 28 Years Later 3 In Development Peril0.08.17 - Film News: Timothée Chamalet’s Hot Take on Opera and Ballet0.17.28 - Film News: Netflix Outbid by Paramount to buy Warner Bros0.22.44 - Wuthering Heights (2026) - Movie Review1.05.52 - Cinema Snack ReviewIntro music by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

An episode of epic proportions! It's the moment some of you have been waiting for, our review of 'The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring' (Extended Edition), just in time for the movie's 25th Anniversary. What do we think of Peter Jackson's genre-defining fantasy film? Listen to this stockingly big episode to find out.Timecodes0.04.14 - History of J. R. R. Tolkien and his Writing0.18.27 - Previous Film Versions & Attempted Adaptations of The Lord of The Rings0.29.50 - Peter Jackson’s Filmography and The Road to The One Ring0.56.10 - 'The Lord of The Rings: Fellowship of the Ring' (Extended Edition) Review *SPOILERS*1.47.06 - Cinema Snacks Review

This week we have an extra special treat from the vault for you! It's a commentary track of Pierce Brosnan's action spectacular Live Wire. Get ready for explosions galore and explosions of gore in what 'DC Goes to the Movies' calls "the best bad movie" set in Washington D.C.Podcast theme music by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.comLive Wire is directed by Christian Duguay and distributed by New Line Cinema. The score is by Craig Safan. We have no ownership over this movie but this commentary track is a work of criticism protected under "Fair Use" in the US and "Fair Dealing" in the UK.

Almost a month of 2026 has gone by so it's about bloody time that we take a look back at 2025 and choose our best and worst films of that mid cinematic year. We're also bringing you our review of 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, maybe the most distrubing mainstream film in a long time, as well as our predictions for the 2026 Oscars. This is our longest episode yet so you better start listening sooner rather than later, or the next one will already be out!Timecodes:0.01.56 - What We’ve been Watching0.07.26 - 2026 Oscar Nominations and Our Winner Predictions0.21.17 - 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple - Non-Spoiler Review0.52.18 - 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple - Spoilers1.06.09 - Best Films of 20251.23.45 - Worst Films of 20251.32.52 - Snack ReviewIntro theme by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

They say good things come to those who wait. We've waited a bloody long time for Avatar: Fire and Ash so that means it should be fantastic. But is it? Listen to our very timely thoughts right now.Timecodes0.04.31 - Film News: Rush Hour 4 in the works at Paramount0.06.42 - Film News: Zootopia 2 passes $1 Billion at the Worldwide Box Office0.07.46 - Film News: Hollywood’s Box Office Total for 20250.08.53 - Most Anticipated Films of 20260.22.17 - Jack’s Non-Spoiler Thoughts of Stranger Things 0.26.48 - Film News: Metropolis on Tour0.29.20 - Avatar: Fire & Ash Non-Spoiler Review1.00.09 - Avatar: Fire & Ash Spoilers1.17.47 - Timeline of the Avatar Sequel Delays1.33.03 - Cinema Snack ReviewTheme music by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

Ho ho ho! It's that magical festive time of year once again and we here at The Celluloid Cellar want to wish you a very Merry Christmas and an incredibly Happy New Year! In this episode, we talk about some of our seasonal favourites, some lesser known gems and debate whether a film set at Christmas counts as a Christmas film. Fill your stocking one last time in 2025 and thank you for listening to us this year.Timecodes0.05.59 - Classic Christmas films0.25.37 - Unconventional Christmas Films and Hidden Gems0.42.13 - Films Set at Christmas but are they Christmas Films?Music by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

Get yourself on a treadmill, out on the road, or racing around a track as it's time for our review of The Running Man (2025)! This is a hot, fresh, and very current review for you all as it leaves most cinemas this Thursday. If you get the chance, go see it, it's fun! If you don't, ignore that and listen to the pod for our in-depth thoughts.Timecodes0.02.54 - Film News: Low Box Office Post-Pandemic0.07.05 - Film News: Netflix Slated to Buy Warner Bros.0.24.45 - The Running Man (1987) Quick Review0.35.40 - The Running Man (2025)0.58.50 - The Running Man (2025) - Spoilers1.10.03 - Cinema Snack ReviewTheme music by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

It's a shortie but a goodie this week as we release an episode from the vault. We're shining a spotlight on recent pair of Simpsons episodes that are actually great? Shocking, I know. Listen now to find out why A Serious Flanders is worth watching. Bye-diddily-eye, neighbourinos! Music by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

It has been a long wait but the time has finally come for us to venture to the abandonded town of 'Shelby Oaks'. What did we think of YouTube critic Chris Stuckmann's Directorial Debut? Did it disappoint or did it creep us out? Or did it do a little bit of both? Listen to hear our thoughts on that and the underseen mind-bender 'It's What's Inside', out now on Netflix.Timecodes:0.04.53 - Film News: John Williams scoring Spielberg’s next film0.06.52 - Film News: The Adventures of Cliff Booth Release Date0.08.55 - Film News: Quentin Tarantino’s Return to Acting0.11.48 - 'Shelby Oaks' Non-Spoiler Review0.42.04 - 'Shelby Oaks' Spoilers1.03.08 - 'It’s What’s Inside' Review1.14.28 - As A Father1.15.37 - Cinema Snack ReviewsSources:https://variety.com/2025/film/news/john-williams-steven-spielberg-ufo-movie-1236563896/https://www.empireonline.com/movies/news/david-fincher-and-brad-pitts-the-adventures-of-cliff-booth-circling-summer-2026-cinema-release/https://screenrant.com/quentin-tarantino-only-what-we-carry-casting/ Music by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

Spooky season is upon us and this week, the boys quake in their boots as they review Black Phone 2. Does this scream-quel live up to the chilling supernatural drama of the first film? Listen to find out, if you dare.Timecodes0.03.07 - What we’ve been watching, Barbarian, The Monkey, The Long Walk, The Haunting of Bly Manor, Se7en, 0.11.30 - Simpsons Treehouse of Horror0.15.15 - Black Phone 2 Review0.35.30 - Black Phone 2 SPOILERS0.57.35 - TV Recommendations and General Chat1.09.34 - The Inbetweeners ReturnsSourcesLast Podcast on the Left, Black Phone 2: An Interview with Scott Derrickson - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRqrmRY2A58Music by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

My goodness, get ready for an absolutely huge episode! We review Cillian Murphy's new Netflix Drama, 'Steve'. We get a little bit spooky as we talk about some of our favourite Halloween movies. And Cameron risks the destruction of the pod by Swifties with his review of Taylor Swift's The Release Party of a Showgirl. It was nice knowing you.Timecodes: 0.05.56 - Film News - Passion of the Christ 2: Resurrection Boogaloo0.15.06 - TV Recommendations - The Marvelous Mrs Maisel & Slow Horses0.21.26 - TV News: Harry Potter TV Series Dumbledore Photos0.23.06 - Steve - Film Review0.48.19 - Has Stranger Things Missed It’s Chance?0.54.00 - Our Favourite Halloween Movies1.23.47 - Midnight Releases1.27.40 - Taylor Swift: The Release Party of a Showgirl Review1.36.41 - The Future of CinemaMusic by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

Put you headphones on and take yourself for a nice long walk as you listen to our review of The Long Walk! We've made our way back to the cinema in time for one of the biggest surprises of the year. This dystopian thriller is as engaging as it is harrowing and we couldn't bloody stop talking about it.Timecodes: 0.02.10 - R.I.P. Robert Redford0.05.23 - Parent and Baby Screenings and cinema ettiquette 0.10.37 - Cinema Re-Releases0.16.24 - Remake of The Bodyguard in the works0.21.20 - Bond Casting After Dune 3 is filmed0.29.55 - The Long Walk Review0.58.01 - The Long Walk SPOILERSSources:- First Look at The Long Walk, Vanity Fair: https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/story/first-look-at-stephen-king-the-long-walk?srsltid=AfmBOoozpXQdo__1B3m9bkEmOIH8qFD92AfZ3oXI1vCtOM9wI0--xVhi - Cooper Hoffman, People Magazine Interview: https://people.com/cooper-hoffman-walked-close-to-400-miles-in-long-walk-11804473 Music by Kevin MacLeod of incompetech.com

Get ready to witness 'the overwhelming indifference of nature,' as this week we take a look at movies starring deadly animals. Come celebrate the 50th anniversary of Jaws with us and contemplate the line between beast and man with Grizzly Man. Also, Cameron suffers through Tommy Wiseau's 2nd film, Big Shark. One guess to figure out what the movie's about. Timecodes:0.04.01 - Jaws 50th Anniversary Review0.46.17 - Jaws Spoilers0.50.40 - Grizzly Man1.14.57 - Tommy Wiseau’s Big SharkSources:- What is it like working with Tommy Wiseau? | Christian Schultz Full Podcast Interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9seLqgx6QzoMusic by internet legend Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

The boys are back from their hiatus with a hot fresh review of a moive that's 20 years old! Goodness, how time flies. They've been away so long that Batman Begins is now retro and Jack has a child. Has some time away and the arrival of a newborn affected their reviewing abilities. Listen to find out.Timecodes:0.05.37 - Film & TV News - Chris Colombus and the new Harry Potter Series0.13.29 - Alien: Earth Episodes 1 - 40.19.12 - F1: The Movie - Jack’s Review0.27.17 - Batman Begins Review1.03.23 - “As A Father”1.07.21 - Batman Begins Spoilers1.12.55 - Could the world do with a Batman? Politics timeMusic by internet legend Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

It's not the size that matters but what you do with it. This is our ethos this week as we have a very short episode for you in a bit of a different format. This is because Jack has had a baby and is on paternity leave! Congratulations to him and his partner! But never fear, Cameron has reviews of Friendship and Another Round in our male mid-life crisis spectacular. Hope you enjoy and find some peace, unlike our protagonists.Timecodes:02.22 - Friendship Review09.48 - Another Round Review14.54 - Crash (1996) Very Breif ReviewSources: Andrew DeYoung Indiewire interview: https://www.indiewire.com/features/interviews/friendship-director-andrew-deyoung-tim-robinson-a24-1235121831/Music by internet legend Kevin MacLeod

This week we're releasing a recording from the vault that's a little different but we're very excited about it. It's a movie commentary for the greatest action film of 2008: Hayden Christiansen's 'Jumper'. That is all. Timecodes:0.02.56 - Movie/Commentary startsMusic by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's our review of Superman (2025). This week the boys get tucked into James Gunn's latest superhero film. Is it magical fun for the whole family? Is it woke nonsense? Is it the death of the DCU before it's even begun? Listen to find out. Timecodes:0.06.30 - Superman Review0.47.45 - Superman SpoilersSources: David Corenswet's GQ Interview: https://youtu.be/u8zoxUlFo7E?feature=sharedFandango Interview: https://youtu.be/SN2Qolp5yJ4?feature=sharedDavid Corenswet's CBS Sunday Morning Interview: https://youtu.be/aLqeqn0IA0Q?feature=sharedJames Gunn, Framestore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nGveoQTYq8James Gunn's Insta (He's constantly sharing things on there so I've lost track of if it's a good source): https://www.instagram.com/jamesgunn?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=OWtqdXN4NW91cDN6Music by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

Get ready to scream as this week the boys review the latest horror hit, 28 Years Later, and it's terrifying predecessor from many moons ago, 28 Days Later. Some exciting new Bond news is also touched upon and Jack gives the quickest most spoiler filled 28 Weeks Later review known to man. Timecodes:0.03.05 - Denis Villeneuve is the director for Bond 260.15.11 - 28 Days Later Review0.31.55 - 28 Days Later Spoilers0.41.14 - 28 Weeks Later Review (Spoilers) 0.43.33 - 28 Years Later Review1.08.42 - 28 Years Later SpoilersSources: Alex Garland's GQ Interview - https://youtu.be/bVbt8qG7Fl8?feature=sharedArcher Green's 28 Days Later video - https://youtu.be/GNB2oMISvsI?feature=sharedDenis Villeneuve Letterboxed - https://youtu.be/R-Kzu1A58gs?feature=sharedDenis Villeuve Criterion Closet - https://youtu.be/UrgucAPeqIs?feature=sharedIntro Music and 'References, References, References' by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com'Albatross' by Fleetwood Mac.'James Bond Theme' by John Barry and Monty Norman.

It's a bumper week of huge movie reviews! The boys split up to watch one film each: with Cameron tackling 'Predator: Killer of Killers', and Jack witnessing 'How To Train Your Dragon', before joinging together for a big joint review of Nic Cage's 'The Surfer'. Does 'How To Train Your Dragon' measure up to the original? Does Predator slay? Does Nic Cage ride the waves?0.07.04 - Predator: Killer of Killers Review0.15.39 - How To Train Your Dragon Review0.42.05 - The Surfer Review1.14.57 - Harry Potter TV Series Casting and Our Fan CastingMusic by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

All good things must come to an end. It's time for our review of Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning where we find out if Ethan Hunt can manage to save the world one last time and if Tom Cruise truly is Cinema Jesus. But that's not all! The boys each have their own sneaky quick reviews of Lilo & Stitch and The Phoencian Scheme respectfully. Have Disney got another live-action winner? Has Wes Anderson disappeared up his own paisley patterned butthole? Tune in to find out.Timecodes: 0.02.43 - General Mission Impossible Series Thoughts0.05.40 - The Final Reckoning Review0.40.21 - Jack’s Lilo & Stitch Thoughts0.45.15 - The Final Reckoning SPOILERS1.00.15 - Cam’s The Phoenician Scheme ReviewSources: Hollywood Reporter News, It is The Final Reckoning- https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/tom-cruise-making-movies-into-100s-mission-impossible-1236220928/BBC News, Box Office and Reviews - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g2w8pqeyvoHappy, Sad, Confused Podcast, Christopher McQuarrie Interview - https://youtu.be/KNmwfjEvXiw?feature=sharedLetterboxd, Christopher McQuarrie and Tom Cruise Interview - https://youtu.be/W547Rx8GlHY?si=h8hu2n2C_ijutmOuTom Cruise Cinema Con Announcement - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiPFIOfqZO0 Music by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

Get ready for a whole lot of news, Tom Cruise adoration, and questionable Irish accents as, this week, the boy's venutre across the rolling green hills of 'Bring Them Down' (2024). But on the other side of those hills there is not a pot of gold, but a pot full of sadness and generational t r a u m a! Get down into the cellar for the most fun you'll ever have talking about sheep.P.S. The first upload errored and cut off the end but all should be fixed now.Timecodes:0.04.05 - Tom Cruise’s Unimpressive Premiere Stunt0.12.55 - Trump’s Tariffs on Movies0.21.35 - Tom Hardy’s Rider 0.31.29 - How do these actors stay in shape?0.34.59 - Superman (2025) Trailer0.52.05 - Bring Them Down Review1.07.43 - Bring Them Down SPOILERS1.30.09 - Next time, on the podcastMusic by internet legend Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

This week, the boys release an episode from the vault! They're here to chat in great length and detail about the excellent sketch show I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson. Get ready for rude language and silly giggles at poor retellings of superb sketches.Timecodes: 0.02.15 - I Think You Should Leave - Series Review0.39.11 - The Future of Comedy and TV0.58.16 - Why is Hollywood Dying?Sarah Silverman on I Think You Should Leave, The Blocks podcast with Neal Brennan excerpt - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h29ZVSDTos Music by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

Havoc by name, havoc by nature! This week, the boys take eons to get to their review of Gareth Evan's action movie Havoc. Hope you enjoy lenghty sidetracks about dodgy men and dirty dealings because it seems we sure did. Get ready to hear the word 'allegedly' more times than you can count.Timecodes:0.05.20 - Bad Men in Hollywood0.37.27 - Gareth Evans Filmogarphy - The Brilliant 'Raid' films0.53.18 - Havoc Non-Spoilers review1.08.42 - Havoc Spoiler Review1.26.40 - Recommendations/What to Watch on Netflix InsteadLetterboxd, Havoc Interview: https://youtu.be/WE7FqTTnKt8?si=9SMh3djEWE0YGT4_Music by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

It's exaclty what the world needs right now: two white men offering their opinion on a film about segregation in the southern United States, the cultural importance of the Blues, and how music created by black people is the origin for all modern popular genres. In all seriousness, this film is full of amazing insight and is well-worth having a phat conversation about, which is exactly what we did this week. Listen now to hear what we think about what some are calling 'the best film of the year!'Timecodes:0.02.17 - Sinners - Plot and Non-Spoilers Review0.42.56 - Sinners - Spoiler ReviewSources:Ryan Coogler and Ludwig Göransson, NME Interview - https://youtu.be/Rz3xHhOLK6M?si=eTq028F6oDwmefkO Ryan Coogler, Michael B. Jordan, Hailee Steinfeld, Associated Press Interview - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i-wqs59Hso Sinners Cinematography Interviews, Collider - Collider - https://collider.com/sinners-ryan-coogler-imax-film-cinematographer-autumn-durald-arkapaw/ 5 Hidden Meanings in Sinners, The Root - https://www.theroot.com/spoiler-alert-5-hidden-meanings-youll-miss-in-the-movi-1851776721 Music by internet legend Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

Throw your phone into the sea but only after you listen to this episode! Black Mirror is back, so it's time to talk about cursed technology, where we're heading as a society, and to over use the word "bleak" until it has no meaning. This week, the boys discuss the hit sci-fi anthology series; providing an overview of it's episodes and focusing on one from Season 3 and one from the newley released Season 7. Get ready to realise that the real bad guy is the tweets we made along the way.Timecodes:0.13.02 - Black Mirror Season 1 - 3 Overview0.33.08 - 'Hated In The Nation' Review 0.50.02 - Season 4 - 7 Overview1.04.32 - 'Plaything' Review1.17.07 - Stunt Design OscarThe Guardian, 25 Best Stunts - https://www.theguardian.com/film/2023/jun/15/25-best-stunts-rankedMusic by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

Get ready for a hint of action, a smidgen of intrigue, and a pinch of thrills in our review of 'The Amateur' (2025). Has this description spoiled our review like the trailer for 'The Amateur' spoiled the film? Maybe. The only way to find out is by listening, so buckle up and take an anithistamine, you're in for a tangent heavy episode.Timecodes0.00.00 - Favourite Film Soundtracks, News and Nonsense0.15.17 - Black Mirror Chat0.18.33 - The Amateur Review 0.38.21 - The Amateur Spoilers0.54.50 - Is Comedy Back, Baby?1.06.33 - Robert Zemeckis Poops the Bed.1.11.59 - Threads and Actor's PaychecksMusic by internet legend Kevin MacLeod of incompetech.com

La Nuit du Chasseur. *DRUMS* Get ready for the most exciting episode yet: a review of a black and white movie from 1955 that nobody has asked for! This week, we discuss the iconic classic 'The Night of the Hunter'; it's influence on pop-culture, how it holds up today, and who would star in the modern day remake. We also have a wee chat to talk about the merits of 90 minute movies and how it seems to be a lost art in the age of streaming. Pray to your god, open your heart. Whatever you do, don't be afraid of the dark!Timecodes:0.06.22 - The Night of the Hunter Review0.49.46 - The Night of the Hunter Spoilers1.05.03 - The beauty of 90 Minute MoviesTheme by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com. 'Night of the Hunter' by 30 Seconds to Mars

It's an absoultely huge week with THREE movie reviews on the podcast. The boys have an erotic woman/sex worker spectacular with critiques of The Last Showgirl and Oscar Winner for Best Picture, Anora. Get ready for some big, deep conversations about these two wonderful films, and prepare for Jack's soapbox rant on The Electric State.Timecodes:0.07.31 - The Last Showgirl Review0.31.16 - The Last Showgirl Spoilers0.46.45 - The Electric State Review0.56.06 - Anora Review1.33.0 - Anora Spoilers1.54.30 - James Bond Producer NewsTHR, New Bond Producers Talks: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/james-bond-boss-amy-pascal-david-heyman-1236170024/THR, New Bond Producers Confirmed: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/amy-pascal-david-heyman-close-deals-james-bond-amazon-mgm-1236172332/Deadline, Sony Email Leaks: https://web.archive.org/web/20141212031149/https://deadline.com/2014/12/scott-rudin-apology-sony-hacking-barack-obama-1201320321/Music by internet legend Kevin MacLeod of incompetech.com

This week's episode is one that's escaped from The Celluloid Cellar's vault. In the first, of hopefully many, Cameron and Jack try to convince each other to watch a movie they haven't seen before. They also hope you the listener will be convinced to give them a try as well. Will Office Space change your life? Is Babe: Pig in the City the best film of 1998? Listen to find out.Timecodes:0.08.08 - Office Space Review0.32..27 - Babe: Pig in the City Review1.02.33 - The Merits of Film as EntertainmentMusic by internet legend Kevin MacLeod of incompetech.com

Hey Mickey, you're so fine, we'll clone you seventeen times. Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey! If you couldn't guess, this week we review Mickey 17, the latest satire from Oscar Winner filmmkaer Bong Joon-Ho. What did the boys think of RPatz? Will he be up for a Oscar next year? Do the Oscars matter anymore? Find out our opinion on that as well as we go into the winners of the 97th Academy Awards.Timecodes:0.00.00 - Stories about Ozzy Osbourne and Fleetwood Mac0.10.05 - Actually starting the episode0.11.10 - Oscars 2025 - Results roundup0.27.28 - In the lost lands trailer 0.32.29 - Daredevil: Born Again - Jack’s take0.36.45 - Bong Joon-Ho’s Filmography0.42.41 - Mickey 17 Review1.07.36 - Mickey 17 Spoilers1.31.16 - Recommendations1.35.18 - Tangent Time. You can stop listening, this is all just nonsense and mostly us talking about piles. I’m not joking.Music by internet legend Kevin Macleod of Incompetech.com

The name's Synergy. Corporate Synergy. This week the boys dive into the HUGE news that Amazon have aquired full creative control of the Bond Franchise. They despair about the potential future, talk about the copyright expiration of the franchise, and speculate on who the next James Bond might be. To cheer themselves up, they then review the excellent Jude Law thriller, The Order (2024). Get into the cellar now for a bloody good time.Timecodes:0.01.25 - Bond Take Over News0.21.47 - Future of the Bond Franchise0.36.16 - Future Bond Casting 0.47.44 - The Order (2024) - Film Review1.08.10 - The Order (2024) - SpoilersMusic by internet legend Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

On this episode of The Celluloid Cellar, the boys take a short and sweet approach as they predict who's going to win which awards at the 2025 Academy Awards. Do we think Demi Moore will prove she's more than a popcorn actress? What's the deal with Emilia Pérez? Will there be any drama like Will Smith's infamous slap? Get down into the cellar to find out our thoughts.

Captain America is back! This time, Anthonty Mackie is weilding the shield in the never ending parade of comic book content that is the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Cameron and Jack review the latest Cap film and also comment on the state of the MCU, misinformation and speculation over the film's production, and the dystopian horror of their new 'self-service cinema'. Get yourself into the cellar for a film-tastic time.Timecodes: 0.05.08 - Plot Details 0.07.45 - Cameron’s Predictive Review 0.09.12 - Main Review 0.34.16 - Light Spoilers for 'Tim Blake Nelson’s Character' 0.42.00 - SPOILERS/News, Speculation and misinformation 0.45.29 - The Film's Name Change 0.51.56 - New Writer and Reshoots 1.01.03 - Self-Service Cinema Rant 1.07.36 - Budget Chat/Debunking Misinformation 1.33.34 - RecommendationsSources: Wikipedia - New World Order (Conspiracy Theory): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_World_Order_conspiracy_theory Empire - Cap 4 Name Change: https://www.empireonline.com/movies/news/captain-america-4-title-change-brave-new-world/ Variety - Cap 4 New Writer and Additional Photography: https://variety.com/2023/film/news/captain-america-4-new-writer-additional-photography-1235837136/ Deadline - Cap 4 New Write and Additional Photography: https://deadline.com/2023/12/captain-america-brave-new-world-matthew-orton-1235666 Hollywood Reporter - 22 Days of Shooting, Added Giancarlo Espesito: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/captain-america-brave-new-world-reshoots-1235912919/ Game Rant - Rumour of More reshoots: https://gamerant.com/captain-america-brave-new-world-more-reshoots/ Screen Rant - Cap 4 Budget: https://screenrant.com/captain-america-brave-new-world-box-office-projections-budget/ Hollywood Reporter - Cap 4 Budget: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/captain-america-brave-new-world-box-office-1236115658/ The Numbers - Cap 4 Budget: https://www.the-numbers.com/movie/Captain-America-Brave-New-World-(2025)#tab=summary Comic Book Movie - Inflated Budget Rumours: https://comicbookmovie.com/captain-america/captain-america-brave-new-world/captain-america-brave-new-worlds-actual-budget-could-be-closer-to-300-million-after-reshoots-a216208#gs.ke3t95 World of Reel - Inflated Budget Rumours: https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2024/6/27/captain-america-brave-new-world-has-a-budget-of-350m-375mMusic by the wonderful Kevin MacLeod of incompetech.com

TIME STOP! In this absolutely massive episode of The Celluloid Cellar, the boys review the disastorous Megalopolis before looking back at the career of Francis Ford Coppola to figure out just how the bloody hell we got here. They then talk about a few other directo's who lost their touch with time and who may also be terrible men. Rebel Moon: Part 1 also gets reviewed which is a shame for everyone involved. Get your butt down into the cellar before you go back to the club.Timecodes:00.03.37 - 28 Years Later Trailer and Danny Boyle chat00.18.02 - Megalopolis chat00.30.07 - interview segment00.49.45 - Francis Ford Coppola’s Career01.10.39 - Director’s that have pooped the bed - John McTiernan and Zack Snyder01.31.24 - Rebel Moon: Part 1 - Review01.42.00 - Director’s that have pooped the bed - Bryan Singer (bad man)01.47.43 - Director’s that have pooped the bed - Brian De Palma and John Landis01.59.32 - RecommendationsSources:Screen Slate interview with Coppola: https://www.screenslate.com/articles/design-authority-business-interview-francis-ford-coppola-about-megalopolis Variety article on Coppola's Sexual Misconduct: https://variety.com/2024/film/news/megalopolis-set-video-francis-ford-coppola-kissing-extras-1236082653/Associated Press article of Coppola suing Variety for leible: https://apnews.com/article/francis-ford-coppola-variety-lawsuit-megalopolis-f4efba577ae8f25f1bdac4c259ffaeccHollywood Reporter exposé on Bryan Singer: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/bryan-singers-traumatic-x-men-set-movie-created-a-monster-1305081/Visitations Podcast Ep 14. with Emily Gordon - https://open.spotify.com/episode/3A9zSm9lffKCXirAraMcio?si=f3d69d0b70734df3Music by the wonderful Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

Welcome to the Bald Lady Bonanza! This week the boys review a double bill for the ages with the contemporary romance film We Live In Time, starring Andrew Garfield and Florence Pugh, and the '90s action flick G.I. Jane, starring their beloved Demi Moore. Slither down in to the cellar for an episode full of crisp shaven heads, questionable accents, and thick meaty tangents.Telgraph Article on US Actors on stage: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/theatre/what-to-see/rami-malek-oedipus-hollywood-stars-on-stage/Time CodesIntro: 0.00.00We Live In Time Review: 0.03.34We Live In Time Spoilers: 0.36.10G.I. Jane Review: 0.50.27G.I. Jane Spoilers: 1.12.20Attack of the Tangents: 1.31.01Recommendations/Wrap Up: 1.44.29Music by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

Crash! Bang! Zoom! It's an action spectacular this week on The Celluloid Cellar as this week the boys review the throwback thriller Flight Risk and baby's-first-die-hard Carry On. Do y'all need a pilot? How CGI was that moose? Were these movies really worth our time? Climb down into the cellar to find out! Flight Risk Review: 06.30 Flight Risk Spoliers: 21.02 Carry On Review: 47.33 Recommendations: 58.19 Music by the incredible Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark... don't be scared, it's just Cameron and Jack, squatting in the corner of The Celluloid Cellar! Spooky times are with us once again as this week the boys review Leigh Whanell's Wolf Man (2025). Is the film "elevated horror" or schlock? Do they have a disgusting amount of tangents? Is Jack a big scaredy cat? Listen, if you dare. Awoooooooo! Spoilers start at: 34.20 Intro music by the great Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

He’s coming… to give his review of Nosferatu (2024). And by “he”, I mean ‘we’, The Celluloid Cellar boys. This episode, Cameron and Jack are coming to you LIVE from Orlok’s catacombs, so come on down and find out if we enjoyed Robert Egger’s vampire remake or if we wanted to throw garlic at the screen. Sources: Sirius XM: How Bill Skarsgård Created Nosferatu’s Voice in New Movie - https://youtu.be/FWDhSwZbVJM?si=IZUVJMvINP2xN7kc  GQ:Willem Dafoe & Robert Eggers Talk The “Fear” of Acting, Exploring The Darkness & ‘Nosferatu’-  https://youtu.be/olj7bLxPXls?si=QQppD_uAiLUGhc2-  Screen Rant: Robert Eggers Explains Why He Chose Nosferatu Over Dracula For His Fourth Movie - https://youtu.be/dCdLAHmE6S0?si=Xe-KezO1LBjuLCWd  Film at Lincoln Centre: Robert Eggers on Nosferatu - https://youtu.be/3jiwKbQVrxc?si=1HzPXwWjmDQ6E6UA   Focus Features: The 1830s Gothic Fashion of Robert Eggers' Nosferatu - https://youtu.be/PHdVBjDm-UA?si=3BMpcOOpTF7Lcf4m  Movieweb:Nosferatu Easter Eggs and References https://movieweb.com/nosferatu-easter-eggs-and-references/  Music by Kevin MacLeod of Incomeptech.com

Happy New Year! Slither down into the cellar to celebrate another exciting year in film with us. This week, the boys have many fat tangents as they discuss the current state of the cinematic landscape, how we got to the age of the superhero, and their thoughts on some of this year's upcoming films. Any anachronisms in this episode and the absence of a discussion of the Superman trailer is due to it being recorded in 2024, about two days before James Gunn revealed that to the world. Intro/Learn about Cameron and Jack: 00.00 Film Indsutry History Lesson: 10.59 Current State of Cinema: 18.45 Captain America: Brave New World and Marvel Chat: 27.54 Thunderbolts* and more Marvel Chat: 39.46 Kraven the Hunter: 46.54 Nosferatu (2024): 53.19 Mufasa: The Lion King, Snow White and Disney Live-Action Remakes: 60.06 How To Train Your Dragon (2025): 73.50 From The World of John Wick: Ballerina: 78.00 Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning: 84.23 Will Cinemas Survive?: 90.20 Music by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

Things get spooky, slimy, and even stinkier in the cellar today as Jack and Cameron review The Substance. Were they sickened by the gore? Were they blown away by Demi Moore? Were they crying out for mid-budget movies galore? Listen to find out! And we promise there are no awkward rhymes in the pod. This was their test episode of the pod so the quality isn't great but content is so juicy and rich they couldn't wait to share it with you. The Substance (2024) - Directed by Coralie Fargeat, Produced by Coralie Fargeat, Tim Bevan, Eric Fellner, Starring Demi Moore, Margret Qualley and Dennis Quaid Music for the pod by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com Email us at [email protected] with episode suggestions or any questions.

We wish you a Christmas. A Merry Christmas. Terrible jokes aside, welcome to our first episode, a review of the action-packed On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) - a secret Christmas Movie! Do Cameron and Jack like the film? How terrible are there impressions of the director Peter Hunt? Does Cameron accidentally reiterate everything said by the great James Bonding pod? Crawl down into the cellar to find out... or just listen. On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) :Directed by Peter Hunt, produced by Albert R. Broccoli and Harry Saltzman's Eon Productions, starring George Lazenby, Diana Rigg, and Telly Savalas. Inside OHMSS (2000) documentary: https://youtu.be/nknFeGv6ODc?si=dnNze3H_xK-v9bYa James Bonding Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/2bh1V2bcgnIGvcBgWgwNqt?si=1af5ad5911e64a8d Music for the pod by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com Email us at [email protected] with any questions or topics you want us to cover in the future!