The Cheese Family Chronicles

A gentle introduction to the world of The Mushroom Men of Misilanina.In this episode, take a quiet walk through the forest and meet some of its most curious inhabitants, including Shiitake, Portobello, Chanterelle, and Button.Offering a first glimpse into a magical forest where not everything is quite as it seems — and where many more adventures are still to come.Follow the podcast for new stories from Blindman Makes.

What starts as a perfectly ordinary morning quickly turns into something… rather less ordinary.Percy P. Wobbleton is a respectable man with an important meeting to attend.
Calm, composed, and always in control… or so he believes.But when a small and very inconvenient problem begins to follow him through his day, Percy finds himself doing everything he can to keep up appearances — with increasingly questionable results.From the street…
to the shop…
to a very serious meeting…this is a story about dignity, determination…
and a situation that simply refuses to be ignored.A light-hearted, slightly awkward, and very relatable comedy story from Blindman Makes — part of the Wiggles and Tickles series.Stay tuned after the story for a fun musical twist.If you’re enjoying the stories, you can follow the podcast for more.
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In this one-off Blindman Makes story, Sir Dunkalot shares a tale that’s a little bit crunchy… and a little bit confessional.After returning home from a gig, he finds crumbs on his jacket and questions on his mind — and a familiar temptation calling from the biscuit tin.With Biggie quietly watching, Indy nearby, and Jackson never too far from the warmth of the Aga, Sir Dunkalot must face the truth behind his gingernut habit.Set in the world of the Biscuit Detectives, this story offers a light, humorous introduction to the characters, with more adventures — and possibly longer stories — to come.Featuring:Lady BiscottiSir DunkalotBiggie the BiscuithoundIndy, and Jackson.If you enjoy the story, be sure to follow the podcast for more tales from Blindman Makes.You can also find more stories on Facebook or at blindmanmakes.co.uk

Welcome to a deliciously dramatic Blindman Makes story…Crust and Crumbs: The Musical is a playful, music-filled tale set in a world where baked goods have big personalities, bold dreams, and even bigger rivalries.When a proud Pork Pie and a sweet but determined Jam Tart find themselves caught between tradition and temptation, sparks begin to fly. With catchy songs, cheeky humour, and a sprinkle of heart, this story brings together flavour, friendship, and a touch of chaos from the tea tray.Featuring original music, lively characters, and a warm, storybook style, this episode is perfect for listeners who enjoy a bit of fun, a bit of drama, and a lot of crumbs.So get comfy, maybe grab a snack…and step into the world of Crust and Crumbs.

In the quiet village of Butterbottom, scones are more than just something to eat… they are a way of life.But not all scones see eye to eye.On one side are the bold and savoury cheese scones. On the other are the sweet and charming fruit scones. For generations, they have never shared a plate.Until one unexpected moment changes everything.A warm, light-hearted story about rivalry, curiosity, and discovering that sometimes the best things come from bringing differences together.Find more stories from Blindman Makes on Facebook.

A Little Fart Monsters story from the Blindman Makes collection.Toot Toot is small, kind, and just a little bit cheeky. But when he floats into school one morning, he quickly discovers that quiet places don’t always stay quiet…Set in a very serious school assembly, this playful story follows Toot Toot as he tries his very best not to cause any trouble at all.A warm, funny tale for listeners of all ages.

The journey comes full circle as the Cheese Family return to Fromageville, welcomed not as travellers, but as legends.In this final chapter, the maps fall quiet, the scroll is sealed, and the village gathers to celebrate what has been learned, shared, and stirred along the way. Stories are retold, fondue flows freely, and the family finally have space to rest beneath a familiar sky.But endings in the Dairylands are never quite final. As the laughter fades and the parchment lies blank once more, there is a sense that curiosity never truly settles — it simply waits for the next moment to rise.This is the conclusion of The Cheese Family Chronicles – Volume Two: The Fromageville Explorers: A Welcome Home🧀✨And for now, the Cheese Family rests… until the next adventure.

Welcome to Chapter Nine of The Cheese Family Chronicles – Volume Two: The Fromageville Explorers: Where the Rind Gives Way 🧀✨The journey reaches its breaking point as the Cheese Family arrive at the very edge of the Dairylands, where the land thins, the sky shimmers, and the oldest truths wait uncovered.In this chapter, the explorers face the Core itself — the first cheese, the source from which everything else was stirred. Old rivals return, not with new tricks, but with familiar arguments about power, ownership, and who gets to decide what cheese should be.But this is not a battle won with tools or clever plans. As the rind gives way, the family discover that the strongest force in the Dairylands is not sharpness or prestige, but kindness, sharing, and the quiet courage to remember why things matter at all.With the Way of the Curd fulfilled and the final message revealed, the explorers turn toward home — changed, bonded, and carrying more than they set out to find.

Welcome to Chapter Eight of The Cheese Family Chronicles – Volume Two: The Fromageville Explorers: A Stirring in the Forest 🧀🌲🥄The journey carries the Cheese Family deeper into the Dairylands as the clues left by the Manifesto begin to point beyond maps and places, toward something far older and quieter.In this chapter, the explorers leave the safety of a hillside settlement and enter the mysterious forest of Fetta-fern, where symbols curl like whisks in the air and the land itself seems to listen. Ancient stones, a floating spoon, and a cauldron that stirs without flame reveal that the path ahead is not about taking answers, but becoming part of the process.As new creatures emerge and old words take on fresh meaning, the family learn that understanding the Dairylands requires more than bravery or clever tools. It asks for patience, kindness, and a willingness to be changed.The trail forward opens, the forest settles, and the final stretch of the journey begins.

Chapter Seven – The ManifestoTrapped deep within the Brindled Bunker, the Cheese Family are forced into swift decisions and closer unity than ever before. As old mechanisms awaken and danger closes in, it becomes clear that this is not a battle of strength or speed, but of principle.In this chapter, a long-guarded scroll is finally revealed, not as a weapon, but as a teaching. Words written to bind rather than divide. As tunnels seal, enemies retreat, and the echoes of Fondue Falls fade behind them, the family emerge carrying something far heavier than parchment: responsibility.With new clues hidden in the margins, questions about the next step ahead, and the sense that they are no longer being followed by a place, but by a presence, the Explorers of Fromageville move onward — together.The journey continues, and the Wheel turns.

In Chapter Six of The Cheese Family Chronicles – Volume Two: The Fromageville Explorers, the family’s search leads them deep into the Brindled Bunker, where the truth behind the ancient Manifesto is finally challenged. From the shadows emerges Rhind-olph, a velvet-cloaked figure whose belief in hierarchy and control stands in direct opposition to everything the explorers have come to understand.As the Brindled Rind-Wardens close in and the Manifesto itself begins to stir, the family must decide where they stand — not as individuals, but together. Words, warmth, and unity are tested against force, refinement, and exclusion.This chapter marks a turning point in the journey, where philosophy becomes conflict, ideals are put under pressure, and the meaning of belonging is no longer theoretical.

Beyond Fondue Falls, the journey climbs into the Chevrotain Peaks, where the air is sharp, the paths are narrow, and the rock itself bears the marks of great age. As the family follows the map’s latest clue, they learn of the Brindled Bunker — a place sealed long ago by the Order of the Rind and hidden beneath the crusted ridges of the mountains.With the help of Nutkins, the Whisk of Truth, and a very small but very determined expedition scout, the explorers uncover a secret chamber filled with symbols, sealed cheese wheels, and a glowing scroll older than any recipe. What they find is not instruction, but philosophy — a teaching that hints at the true origins of the curd and the deeper purpose of their journey.Settle in, and continue the adventure as the Explorers of Fromageville venture deeper into the Dairylands.

This is Chapter Four of The Cheese Family Chronicles – Volume Two: The Fromageville Explorers.The journey brings the family at last to Fondue Falls, where rivers of molten cheese tumble into a bubbling cauldron and ancient legends hang thick in the warm air. Guided by Nutkins the squirrel and armed with the mysterious Whisk of Truth, the explorers venture behind the falls in search of the Heart of the Cheese Wheel itself.Inside a glowing cave carved with symbols of old cheese lore, the family discover that the Heart is not about power, tasting, or triumph, but understanding who you are and where you belong. As the Heart responds, the map shifts once more, revealing a new destination and proving that this journey is far from over.With the glow of Fondue Falls behind them and a fresh trail ahead, the Explorers take another step deeper into the Dairylands — and deeper into the heart of cheese itself.

Welcome back to The Cheese Family Chronicles.In this episode, Volume Two continues with Chapter Three, Beyond Fondue Lane, The Journey Begins.At sunrise, the explorers of Fromageville leave home behind and set out into the wider Dairylands. With their creaky but faithful fondue wagon, a carefully studied map, and Mister Squidge safely tucked away, the family travel beyond familiar paths and into new territory.As the journey unfolds, campfires are lit, old routes are questioned, and an unexpected guide appears, bringing with him a clue that may shape everything that comes next.This chapter marks the true beginning of the expedition, where curiosity, companionship, and trust begin to matter as much as courage.

Welcome back to The Cheese Family Chronicles.In this episode, Volume Two continues with Chapter Two, The Explorers of Fromageville.Sir Blue Vein’s tale carries us beyond Crumbly Bottom and into the lively dairy town of Fromageville, a place of winding cobbled lanes, warm milk air, and a family whose curiosity could never quite be contained. Here we meet the original explorers themselves, their children, their customs, and the quiet restlessness that begins every great journey.This chapter introduces the Fromageville family, the legends that surround them, and the first hints that their comfortable lives are about to change.This is Volume Two, Chapter Two, The Explorers of Fromageville.

Welcome back to The Cheese Family Chronicles.This episode begins Volume Two, The Fromageville Explorers.The Nationals are over, the village is quiet, and the Cheese Family are gathered around the fondue fire in Crumbly Bottom. But Sir Blue Vein has an old tale to tell, one about a distant dairy town called Fromageville, a brave family of explorers, and a journey that once helped mend a crack in the cheese line itself.With fondue warmth in the air and Mister Squidge close at hand, a very old story begins to unfold, and it may change what the Cheese Family thought they knew about the wider Dairylands.This is Volume Two, Chapter One, An Old Tale Begins.

Chapter Nine of The Cheese Family Chronicles – Volume One: Chutney and Champions.

Chapter Eight of The Cheese Family Chronicles – Volume One: Chutney and Champions.

Chapter Seven of The Cheese Family Chronicles – Volume One: Chutney and Champions.

Chapter Six of The Cheese Family Chronicles – Volume One: Chutney and Champions.

Chapter Five of The Cheese Family Chronicles – Volume One: Chutney and Champions.

Chapter Four of The Cheese Family Chronicles – Volume One: Chutney and Champions

Chapter Three of The Cheese Family Chronicles, Volume One: Chutney and Champions.

Chapter Two of The Cheese Family Chronicles, Volume One: Chutney and Champions.

Welcome to the first story in The Cheese Family Chronicles.In this opening chapter, we meet Sir Blue Vein and his family for the very first time, as life begins to stir in the village of Cheddar-on-the-Crumb and the calm before the chutney settles in..