The Draft Day Podcast

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The Draft Day Podcast

Hijinx and shenanigans ensue when Big Ben and the boys cut loose and fantasy draft a myriad of topics! From Party songs to Soda to Breakfast Cereals to Movie characters! Come along for the ride!

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    The Spooky Tunes Draft-"Creedence Clearwater Revival Revival"/"Take That Stevie Nicks, You Old B**ch!"

    Yes we know we're late for Halloween, but this draft was too good to pass up! Gotham, Glizzy, Shrooms, and The Amazing Russo join Big Ben to draft the best songs to play at a Halloween Party! Also we find out Lizzy's true feelings toward a popular Reese Witherspoon movie!

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    The Scary Movies Draft-"That's Not Where You're Cutting Back In?!?!"

    They're heeeeeerrreeee! The boys are back! And just in time for spooky season! Trying to get into the halloween spirit! Time to draft some Halloween movies! The usual shenanigans are in place as Alexander the Great, The Amazing Russo, and Big Ben talk about the best Halloween movies!!!!

  3. 23

    The Comic Book Characters Draft-“He’s a Ballachinian…”/“Turned him into a freakin Javelin…”

    Madman Chris and The Impostor Ben join the Purple Thunder Buddies to draft the best team of comic book characters! John shows up to drop some knowledge, another instance of screen share shock, and of course the Urban Dictionary Word of the Week…

  4. 22

    The Mini Drafts!-"The Toilet Catastrophe"/"Festive as F***"

    Another first for the Draft Day Podcast! Big Ben, Alexander the Great, and the Amazing Russo get together to do two mini three person three round drafts! Donuts and Cookies are on the menu as Adam is severely conflicted about fruit, Alex much prefers a bagel, and Big Ben shares the tragedy of the toilet. RIP toilet. Press F to pay respects. All this and more with the usual shenanigans.

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    The Movie Quotes Draft-"Look Ma, No Hands!"/"Mexican Fox"

    Finally the Purple Thunder Buddies are back! The Italian Stallion Matty P joins the Draft Punks to discuss the best movie quotes in history. Adam bleeds a lot, surprisingly Ben has a hard time with words, Adam shares his true passion, Bill Walton, and Geohn proves that he's way more mature than any of the rest of these clowns.

  6. 20

    The Musical Artists Draft-"Murica"/"Sweden Isn't A Real Country..."

    Ryan joins the Purple Thunder Buddies from way back East to draft the best musical artists of all time. The usual shenanigans about as Purple Thunder is in a mailbox, Quill is going to see the Jonas Brothers, Ben has a Big Body, Ryan nearly gets kicked off in his first episode, and Adam wants some s'mores.

  7. 19

    The Cars Draft-"Good Luck Cooking A F**kin' Pancake on a Nissan Skyline..."

    Killa Cam, Goth Ham, and the Amazing Russo return to draft our favorite cars with Big Ben! One of the Purple Thunder Buddies has a very movie-centric list. Adam is still poor. Roman Reigns returns to the conversation. And big shocker, Alex works for Coke. All this and more!

  8. 18

    The Chocolate Draft-"Chocolate, Sugar, and Bullsh**!"/"Andeez Nuts!"

    The Legendary Outlaw Quill returns to join Big Ben, The Amazing Russo, and Geust Geohn to follow up to the candy draft with the chocolate draft! Alex is out on Maternity leave, Drunken stories abound, Adam's feelings about Bill Walton come out, and possibly the worst Urban Dictionary word yet!

  9. 17

    The Drinks Draft-"Dumb Lizard Brain"/"Charcuterie, F**k off!"

    Another short hiatus later, but the boys are back again! We're going through seasons faster than some of us change underwear! Free Chic-Fil-A still isn't good, Ben pees at Alex's address, a wild conspiracy theory about Good 'N Plenty, Alex is all about the extra syllables, and everyone lives in a local town...maybe. All this and more!

  10. 16

    The Cartoons Draft-"The Boys Are Back In Town"/"Cocoa Moo"

    After a short hiatus the Purple Thunder Buddies are back to draft the best TV Cartoons ever! Big Ben rants about the Virgin River and Maroon 5, Adam has a prepared statement, Alex is on Chic-Fil-A Island, John has a new way to spell his name and we live in a very local town.

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    The Random Things Draft-"Collecting All The Infinity Stones"/"Pubes to Pubes"

    Even though the episode comes out late (someone on the production team was asleep at the switch,) The Purple Thunder Buddies welcome in longtime friend of the Podcast, Cam to help draft the randomest things out there! Alex is a legitimate gomer, Adam is disappointed in us all, Big Ben gets one over on Alex, John's gotta grow up a little, and Cam releases the greatest drawing ever. Oh, and also, more Purple Thunder than you know what to do with!

  12. 14

    The Disneyland Food Draft-"I'm Not Going Around Shaking Buttholes With Strangers Every Day"/"You Could Pick Up An Apple With That Thing"

    Quill returns to join the Purple Thunder Buddies to draft the best foods at the Disneyland Resort! We have our first sponsor! Quill is changing careers, John has a toilet paper issue, Big Ben is all about protecting the client's anonymity, Alex shockingly works for Coke, and Adam has a very disappointing revelation. Just when you think they can't get any worse...

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    The Ultimate Fast Food Meal-"Sometimes It's A Little Smelly, And You Only Eat It On Vacation..."

    Doesn't the title say enough? The Purple Thunder Buddies are back to draft the ultimate fast food meal! A main, a side, a drink, a dessert, and a wild card...What could go wrong? We hope Adam's boss doesn't listen. John volunteers to be tazed. The interwebs have Alex all confused, and Adam has a very serious question for his wife.

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    The Worst Things Draft-"A Buttload of Purple Thunder"/"Baby Had A Blowout!"

    The Purple Thunder Buddies are back again! After last week's serotonin boost, these nutballs are here to draft the worst things out there! Adam shares his affinity for the Baconator, Alex pukes in his own pants, John is a finger licker, and Big Ben needs a new belt. And that's just the tip of the iceberg...

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    The Feels Draft="Golf Boner/Oh, I'm Sorry About That...That Was My Fart..."

    After too much Purple Thunder and technical difficulties, the boys are back to draft the best feelings in the world! Adam is more fat than sassy, Big Ben talks the upcoming colonoscopy, John shits in everyone's pants, and Alex gags himself with his own fart. What else did you expect?

  16. 10

    Just a quick announcement

    Big Ben has a quick announcement...don't worry nothing major...

  17. 9

    The Video Games Draft-"It might not feel wrong, but its f***ing wrong!"

    John is beefing with the California Gull, Adam is ready to throw down with a desert tortoise, Alex is ready to fight a coyote, and Big Ben is about to head down under for a smackdown with a Koala...The guys put together their draft lists of the best video games of all time! And as always there may or may not be shenanigans taking place!

  18. 8

    The Animals Draft-"Don't put me on the list for a dolphin beejer..."

    More ridiculousness unfolds as Superfan Lizzy joins Big Ben, Alex, Adam, and John to draft the best animals from around the world. As one would expect, Ben forgets English, John is a filthy, f**kin man, Adam has the internet, Lizzy stabs herself with a pencil, and Alex wants to give a tiger belly scritches...What next...Stay tuned to see what else goes on!

  19. 7

    The Cereal Draft-"Holy Sheath!"/"Cereal Boner"

    Chaos ensues as Big Ben, Alex, Adam, and John are back together to draft the best breakfast cereals. Big Ben rants about Trix and Lucky Charms, Adam eats paste, Alex lies like a rug, and John literally can't breathe. What's next from these animals.

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    The Candy Draft-"We're all a little balls deep in the 'tism..."

    The Legendary outlaw Quill joins Big Ben, Alex, and Kameron to talk about the best candies out there (chocolate not included...) Plus, Quill wants to eat a light bulb, apparently Big Ben doesn't know what asmr is and Alex fails miserably at Pop Rocks...

  21. 5

    Disneyland-The Happiest Draft On Earth/"My fata** has been in some restaurants..."

    Adam hasn't quite recovered from Purple Thunder but shows up to help Big Ben, Alex, and John draft our favorite vacation destination, Disneyland! The first draft where the possibilities are a little more abstract, but still a ton of fun!

  22. 4

    The Animated Movies Draft-"The Fairest of The Mall..."

    Kameron joins the party with Big Ben, Alex, and Adam (fka the Amazing Russo) to draft the best animated movies. Also, the first case of Draft Day Therapy and Adam finds out his least favorite color of thunder is purple...

  23. 3

    The Sports Logos Draft-"My dumba** thought that was a llama..."

    Big Ben, Alexander the Great, The Amazing Russo, and Just John are back to draft the greatest sports team logos of all time. Hopefully we can keep Robin Williams and Bill Murray straight. Also there may or may not be confusion as to what an animal in a logo is...

  24. 2

    The Sodas Draft-"Sprite Zero is so much better than a**"

    The kick off episode for the Draft Day Podcast! Big Ben, Alexander the Great, The Amazing Russo, and Just John draft a five item team of the best sodas! Who won? You decide!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Hijinx and shenanigans ensue when Big Ben and the boys cut loose and fantasy draft a myriad of topics! From Party songs to Soda to Breakfast Cereals to Movie characters! Come along for the ride!

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Big Ben Martinez

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