The Dullards Club podcast

Why would anyone hire or date us? Or hire us to be a date? If we had any influence at all we’d clean up this mess . . . just (s)wipe right. Now on to other gripes. Why do service providers these days seem to need constant reinforcement and validation through social media reviews? How valid are they? Once again, we’re stumped! Think you know stuff?Guess this one: What movie came after ‘Chinatown’ (as a sequel) and while we’re at it, who killed John Belushi? Find the answers here @The DullardsClubVisit our website: https://thedullardsclub.com/ and check out our Facebook Page https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61567481534797

The boys kick-off the episode by getting kicked off a Meta platform. After that it’s the typical “gripe-fest”, which inexplicably extends for another 7 minutes or so. Then, in true Dullard fashion, we attempt to remember what we apparently never knew and discover that it was all a dream. A Bad Dream. @The DullardsClubVisit our website: https://thedullardsclub.com/ and check out our Facebook Page https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61567481534797

The Joke’s on us. “Fun with gators” and a children’s classic gone wrong. Then from a little joke’n to a lot of smoke’n . . and you can take that to the Bank. Do you have a license for that shirt or don’t you remember? Of course, like any average Dullard, we’re stumped. Again. @The DullardsClubVisit our website: https://thedullardsclub.com/ and check out our Facebook Page https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61567481534797

Why are there “Groupies?” We think there is no reason, maybe. Or possibly a little known side-effect from the latest “Wonder Drug?” Find out everything we don’t know about this topic. Then, turkeys are taking over the city. Could your town be next? Of course we are always puzzled by historical events that mean little to most people. Case in point: Maynard G Krebs - where did he go? Is this really history? You decide @The DullardsClubVisit our website: https://thedullardsclub.com/ and check out our Facebook Page https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?...

It would have been strange if Gwyneth did show up. Just sayin'. Don starts out by “going postal" on us. Then Rich stumps us by remembering a Kiss from Casa Blanca. Does this make any sense at all? Listen to find out. . . It's a typical Dullards Club Meeting. You're welcome! @The DullardsClubVisit our website: https://thedullardsclub.com/ and check out our Facebook Page https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61567481534797

Seasons come and seasons go and apparently The Dullards have missed a few. We had promised to be back next season (Fall actually) Then that season came and went, then another and still another. We were just waiting for the right “next season.” So now we're back . . . With 50% more Dullards! And, (News Flash!) we’ve found a way to be even more uninteresting than ever . . How uninteresting you might ask? Well, this episode is pure vanilla. Vanilla yogurt to be precise. If that’s not enough, we’ll give you a chance to test your recollection of useless trivia and compare yourself to other Dullards. What could be better? Find out @TheDullardsClub

We regret to announce that the “Happy Fun Time Summer Replacement Show” has turned out to be neither Happy nor Fun. But it has taken up some Time. The Players have mercifully been given their two week notices (retro-active to two weeks ago) and letters of condemnation have been placed in their permanent file. They, in turn, as a parting gesture have picked-out what they charitably call the best sketches of the summer and regurgitated them back at us. We wish there was another way to receive them. The Dullards will be back in a week or so. @TheDullardsClub

The vignettes keep coming and the bar is open (while being set very low). If you’re picking up a peculiar scent, it may be because some of this material was perishable; and the cheap “Stay Fresh” packaging we used may have failed. We’re scraping the bottom of what we thought was an endless vat of entertaining diversions and as we get to the dregs, you may hear a thing or two in Vol. 7 that fails to live up to even our quality standards. Take comfort in knowing that you are not alone. @TheDullardsClub

This is the Summer Replacement Show that treats “wearing out its welcome” as an art form. Don’t fret about the season coming to an end, just remember: There are less interesting things you could be listening to right now. Take our word for it. We’re experts on the topic. It turns out, “The Replacement Preparatory Repertory Players (or whatever they’re called) wanted to present some original, creative content in Vol. 6 but they were told to just keep shoveling out the same bland pablum that got us into this mess. And so they did @TheDullardsClub

This is starting to feel like the “Endless Summer” but without all the surfing and music and stuff. Wait a minute. . . . there is stuff here! A seemingly endless store of used-up material that, when heard clearly, sounds like the muffled and garbled ravings of a crazed Town Crier. But only, at its best. The rest is pure schmaltz. As it was intended to be. Discover more (or less) in Vol. 5 @TheDullardsClub

Summertime Blues? We found the cure! It’s Happy, it’s Fun and fully covered by your healthcare plan. At least it was until the government stopped funding cures based on peer-reviewed scientific principles. Still, what the heck; Now we can just say it’s a cure and nobody really cares. The only known side effect is boredom. And that has never kept the “Happy Fun Time Preparatory, Repertory Players” from sharing their favorite Shticks with you. Like the ones on Vol. 4 @TheDullardsClub

Is it still Summer? “The Happy Fun Time Preparatory Repertory Players” want to keep this charade going for as long as possible. And just in time, they’ve discovered yet another previously hidden cache of Dullards Club gold in the form of additional bits that the producers thought had been effectively destroyed. Some of this material, with the “use by date” having long expired, was thought to be unconsumable. However, we’ve been assured that it won’t kill you but it might give you gas. @TheDullardsClub

The Happy Fun Time Preparatory Repertory Players are finding their summertime groove but also find themselves lost in the Dullards Club archives. They’ve been rummaging around the “Discarded Bits” bin and found still more unexplained segments that never had any context. Since the Players are used to being disoriented, this all looks normal to them. They call it Vol. 2. We call it “more of the same.” How does it look to you? @TheDullardsClub

Those Radio Relics are on vacation so they’re giving us a “Happy Fun Time” Summertime break from all the chatter. Only the Best, and 2nd Best sketches and bits (and anything else that could be scraped together) have been included in this 8-Volume boxed set. If you don’t like Vol. 1, you’ll be really disappointed knowing there’ll be 7 more weeks of this crap. But, the “Has-beens and Never-weres” who put this together, thought it was pretty adequate so, we hope you enjoy! @TheDullardsClub

So, what’s the deal with Horse Trailers? Can’t you just ride them to where they’re going? The Dullards apparently don’t understand the whole “horse thing” but they sure talk about them a lot. Horses, horsepower, Pony Cars . .What a smooth transition. Next, of course, is “The old guy in a Muscle Car” trope. Then, they comb through their collective failing memories to recall a time when combs were still being used and looking like you made an effort was expected. If this all sounds like a typical, topical rant, it just might be and there’s always more @TheDullardsClub

TV News gets the Dullards treatment as local coverage somehow morphs into the political and social media circus. Who would have guessed? And for that matter, who or what is watching these days? There are some stranger things on the air. Then a daredevil meets his inner Wile E. Coyote, some confusing traffic guidance and a nod to the spoken word. All @TheDullardsClub

This week we’re devoting the entire "extended edition" episode of The Dullards Club Podcast to discussing The Beatles White Album. A two-record set that many say was a watershed event in the evolution of Rock music. But, as a double album, critics will point to the inclusion of many seemingly “cast-off” tracks and overly produced vanity projects, fueling the ongoing controversy: Could this have been just an exceptionally good Single album? We're sharing our opinions. What do you think? @TheDullardsClub

What better way to kick off a fun, light-hearted episode than with a civics lesson? The laughs keep coming when the Dullards head the wrong direction along No Faux Kings Way. They're lost until some kindly pyrotechnics experts launch an amazing number of signal flares and assorted noise makers. You're sure to get a bang out of this. Don’t forget “Dullard Days”, our semi-annual sale of everything offered on the Merch Page of our website. You won’t want to miss it @TheDullardsClub

This could be our Dullest Show . . and that's a good thing. Maybe we're thinking about this too much but were things really better in the "Good Old Days?" Then, The Dullards take a trip to the grocery store for some absolute non-essentials. Forget about eggs, we chart the prices and purchase options of chips that contain no artificial color or flavor. But, real fat and calories. Having a party? You'll need to take out a loan for that size bag. Then, for no particular reason we provide a public service announcement to those who might be "auditioning" for a guest appearance on the TV show COPS. Are you puzzled yet? Wait 'til the end . . . of the World, that is. We start the countdown @TheDullardsClub‬

As The Dullards embark on a 3rd Season of this storied franchise, they ask the question: Who owns the copyright to the 1990’s hit Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran? Should we prepare for the worst? Then we go from Iran to “Also Ran” and try to achieve “Second Best” status in Pizza and Podcasts. Finally, a Shakespearian drama unfolds at an outdoor barbecue in a small Hamlet on Nantucket Island. Gourmet Hamburgers but no Wieners. All of this, served up in a new, vacuum-sealed package that should keep it smelling if not sounding fresh for 25 years . . . or until consumed. What, we worried? Find out @TheDullardsClub‬

Get ready to hit the gym - Leotards optional, as the Dullards compare the benefits of not exercising to not lifting weights. And using sophisticated technology, track their lack of progress. Then the conversation turns to making a Buck in the Fitness racket before things go totally off the rails promoting 4 Women Mobile Massages. It’s not what you think. And, of course, other odds and ends @TheDullardsClub‬

In this revival of a tired theatre trope, The Radio Relics are Broadway-Bound once more and still looking for “Phantom Dullards” to join the club. No cash required. Then Old Clothes get a new life (A good life? You decide.) Of course The Dullards are out of step with any fashion-forward trend. Case in point, the Backward Hat: Why? Finally, cartoon shows are vaguely recalled and more than another thing or two are discussed by the stars of the traveling Tour Company @TheDullardsClub‬

The Dullards go to the movies, then jump into the shallow end of the Therapy Pool to meet “The Original Hipster.” Ok, so what is the benefit in buying frequently returned items? Only your AI Voice Assistant knows for sure. Last question: Is a Gen Z peeping Tom still named Tom? And, of course, Sweetbreads, Sweetmeats, Bacon Bits and more @TheDullardsClub‬Visit our website: https://thedullardsclub.com/ and check out our Facebook Page https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61567481534797

From Bobbie Sox to Go Go boots . . Pompadours to Mop Tops, the 60s Dance Party starts us off. Then the Dullards look back at Drag Racing in the Living Room . .before video games. (Only at your Plymouth Dealer) A Weight Loss institution is Lost, and finally, It was Only Used Once. What is it? Visit our website: TheDullardsClub.com, and check out our Facebook Page The Dullards Club For Men and Women, too.

Climb, Jump or Dive into your favorite tank and join the Dullards as they look for real product reviews, then take a dyslexia test while slicing Melons only to wind up with a different fruit. And while we’re transposing letters, would you buy a house that’s been recently Remolded? Maybe if the lawn looked perfectly manicured. Finally, you could win a valuable trinket by commenting or otherwise acknowledging our previous show. (VRROOOM VRROOM!) You may find the Key (chain) to happiness @TheDullardsClub‬Visit our website: TheDullardsClub.com, and check out our Facebook Page The Dullards Club For Men and Women, too.

Oops! Did you ever want to Unsend an Email or Text? We reach new levels of "dull" when The Radio Relics get sucked into political drama.  Then we try to remember when "wheel-spoke" balloons and playing cards were replaced with the Vrrooom! engine.  Question of the day: Are electric cars too quiet? More intrigue: The Styrofoam conspiracy. Keeping things relevant, we shed some light on a new Job Interview approach that avoids those pesky qualification questions. And find out why things now annoy us @TheDullardsClub‬Visit our website: TheDullardsClub.com, and check out our Facebook Page The Dullards Club For Men and Women, too. 

Can a true Dullard ever be interesting? Then, New Media/Better Scams and this one will make you hopping mad. Is there still a service that will turn your creative efforts into a hit song or are we still discussing scams? Good thing you could always trust good old Charlie to do what he did. And even though Charlie wasn’t in this game, (to the best of our knowledge) it seems like these days the only service-providers that do house calls are found in porn. (Tricky transition there). Were Friars Club Roasts ever really funny? Your TV provider seems to really care whether you’re paying attention or not. Finally, we get some “Fun Money” but there’s a catch . . @TheDullardsClub‬Visit our website: TheDullardsClub.com, and check out our Facebook Page The Dullards Club For Men and Women, too.

Another Drug Ad where the Whole Town is Dancing, then a trip down Faded Memory Lane recalls Catalogues for Electronics, Fake Puke and a very unlucky Chameleon. We miss the Fork in the Road, but pick up the best Spoon. Only a true Dullard would care about words with the “I” sound. So, of course . . . . that’s where we go next. There’s a new franchise opportunity, “The Yogurt Yurt,” and find out how to keep your Faucet Valves Flowing @TheDullardsClubVisit our website: TheDullardsClub.com, and check out our Facebook Page The Dullards Club For Men and Women, too.

This episode takes us from “How to invest in a Holy War Zone,” to whatever happened to the old Retail Giants, with the catalogues and the separate speciality departments and product specialists. Somehow this leads to adventures in a “Big Box” home improvement store with associates who prefer not to associate with customers. But then the unexpected occurs so it's not all bad. A trip to the gas station yields more questions than answers. Speaking of questions, A pig with lipstick: Funny or not? And why do “They” laugh when you sit down at the piano? Finally, although we can’t sing about them anymore, there are ways that you can be happy for the rest of your life. Find out @TheDullardsClub‬Visit our website: TheDullardsClub.com, and check out our Facebook Page The Dullards Club For Men and Women, too.

Like we need another Drinking Holiday? Singing Woodchucks crash the party and The Relics need to keep their Dullard Status. Then, a book review goes horribly wrong while a hot young influencer goes from robbing cradles to graves. Could it be more disorganized? Throw in some potting soil and a bottle of Whiskey and what do you have? Find out @TheDullardsClub

Once again, we're in a creative crisis when out of nowhere, a Timothee Chalamet impersonator who had no direction home stopped by. Then the question came up: Are bowtie aficionados carefree or careless? A trip to the bathroom (more bathroom humor?) is always fraught with conflicts like: Is it possible to extract the last dollop of lotion from the bottle? And does an oral hygiene product that bills itself as a “Bidet for Your Mouth” sound like a good idea? ‪@TheDullardsClub‬Visit our website: TheDullardsClub.com, and check out our Facebook Page The Dullards Club For Men and Women, too.

Welcome back!  Season 2 kicks off with hilarious hijinx, as for some unknown reason, everything we say is cause for laughter.  After a quick nod to “The Breakfast of Also-Rans”, the relics visit theme parks and drug stores.  Who gets sicker quicker?  A trip to the prescription aisle brings back thoughts of when we could remember which brain supplement will bring back only the good memories and then we get inventive with an idea for airlines that’s strictly “for the birds”. ‪@TheDullardsClub‬Visit our website: TheDullardsClub.com, and check out our Facebook Page The Dullards Club For Men and Women, too.  

You thought we were done with Season 1. Well, to tell the truth, so did we. Then one of us (we won't say which one) was sweeping up the floor in the studio after the wrap party and was about to throw out all the discarded remnants of the season when the thought occurred: “If we tie some of these mistakes and failed bits together, we could slap some lipstick on this pig and call it Bonus Tracks. These days, many folks are disappointed with the bonus they receive. This episode is no exception. Hope you won't hold it against us (actually you might even get a laugh out of it) and will join us when next we meet, on The Dullards Club season 2. ‪@TheDullardsClub‬

To end season 1, The Radio Relics raise questions that have been on the minds of Dullards since before they became uninteresting. Can a dramatic movie preview mask a dull plot? Do all juices have pulp? And do white and brown eggs taste different? Then the plot twists like the winding road you often find yourself driving on. Fortunately there is a welcoming roadside lodging where you might want to stop . . . but you won't want to stay. Finally (and you thought it wasn't possible) we reach new levels of banality (or is it inanity?) as we wrap up our seasonal housekeeping. Join us for season 2 and remember, you are still under oath. "Stay Dull" @TheDullardsClub Be sure to visit our website: TheDullardsClub.com, and check out our Facebook Page The Dullards Club For Men and Women, too.

In this Episode 9 holiday spectacular, catch the latest adventure of Randolph the reindeer. Then Those Radio Relics explore ugly sweater parties, a Jolly Fat Man stops by and they share questionable traditions, favorite holiday recipes and of course, a twisted look at bread bag closures. @TheDullardsClub Be sure to visit our website: TheDullardsClub.com, and check out our Facebook Page The Dullards Club For Men and Women, too.

When did TV dads become so clueless? And why? Plus, learn the definitive answer to the age old toilet seat question. Join Those Radio Relics for the discussion, and let your thoughts be heard! @TheDullardsClub Be sure to visit our website: TheDullardsClub.com, and check out our Facebook Page The Dullards Club For Men and Women, too.

Those Radio Relics hit the imaginary stage, join the cashless movement, and vaguely remember the good old days of Saturday morning cartoons. @TheDullardsClub Be sure to visit our website: TheDullardsClub.com, and check out our Facebook Page The Dullards Club For Men and Women, too.

Those Radio Relics uncover a Black Friday musical rarity, try to make sense of political gibberish, and discuss the importance of accuracy in website urls. @TheDullardsClub Be sure to visit our website: TheDullardsClub.com, and check out our Facebook Page The Dullards Club For Men and Women, too.

In this episode, Those Radio Relics opine about election rage, prehistoric food discoveries, and whether opposites really do attract. @TheDullardsClubBe sure to visit our website: TheDullardsClub.com, and check out our Facebook Page The Dullards Club For men and Women, too.

Can a child create art? Can a shark remember the taste of their victim? And would we keep buying memory supplements if we could remember how much they cost? We try to answer these and other questions but, as usual, time runs out and we get "the hook." Have a great week!

After a real (fake) celebrity endorsement, Those Radio Relics ponder the difference between drinking raw eggs and putting raw eggs in drinks. Then, as per usual, the discussion gets serious when Misplaced Extras and Baby Jessica become part of the show. Finally, although we didn't want to do it, we had to cut off a new member before closing the meeting. Of course, we were accused of a "hatchet job". See ya next time!

If you can't figure out what english muffins, famous horse names, stranded astronauts and the end of a retail era have in common . . . Join the Club.