The Fly Zapper Podcast

Oh Canada, you pesky little punchlines of Western Liberal Democracy. Never change (but please change a lot). PS. We do talk about other stuff as always. We can't help ourselves. We are real dumb.

If you are wondering, the title is our suggestion to solve all of the problems between Israel and Palestine. I guess you'll need to listen to find out more. Or you could nail your balls to a fence post, idk.

After a relatively brief hiatus, we are back and offer absolutely nothing to any sort of constructive discourse. We are fucking around and we are finding out.

In this episode we talk about the cut throat nature of working in a sandwich factory, the inability of large swathes of people to allow themselves to be wrong and the despicable crimes of thunder cunt Lucy Letby.

Is illegal streaming immoral? Are you ready for Trump 2024? Has the West opened a Pandoras Box of incompetence which has left us fucked for generations? All fun and games as usual on Fly Zapper.

In this episode we discuss the ever fatalistic narratives from the mainstream media regarding various issues, incompetence in positions of power and the Clinton Kill List conspiracy theory.

We discuss the Huw Edwards controversy, not just his alleged actions, but the actions of the media reporting of it.

One of our members is missing. Cameron doesn't join us this week in a total mystery. Is he out hunting Bigfoot? Is he on a Seagal Safari? Obtaining funding for Necrolife? Our minds can only wander...

Impassioned rants, inappropriate subjects and so much silliness. All in a days work.

In this episode we discuss the Titan submarine disaster, smash politicians (what's new?) and generally try to be on our best behaviour.

In this episode we ponder Nicola Sturgeon's fate and try to be as sensible as we can. We fail.

Do you think we are visited by aliens? Do you think we are cosmically linked to the infinite versions of ourself? Think Priests deserve a 'Purge'-esque day of their own? Then this is the episode for you!

We come up with a new entrepreneurial endeavour which is sure to push the boundaries. We also discuss Philip Schofield's downfall, Rolf Harris dying and any similarities between the two men (allegedly, maybe, possibly).

In this episode we discuss the New York Citi Bike 'incident', whereby a pregnant nurse coming off a 12 hour shift was bullied off of a rental bike and in return was fired and decried a "racist".

The Fly Zappers take on the hot wings challenge. Wings covered in a variety of hot sauces, culminating with one of the hottest sauces known to man. What could possibly go wrong?

In this episode, we mainly focus on the difference in standards of movies in the 60/70s, do they hold up today and where is the line? PS - It's not Clint Eastwood classic 'High Plains Drifter'...

In this episode, we get an update from Craig on his nationalist Twitter page, discuss Twitter since Elon Musk's takeover and get an update regarding the ongoing SNP scandal. Oh and of course we generally complain about Gen Z, wokeness etc. The usual.

We discuss Cameron's stag and the absolutely nothing that has been happening in Scottish politics over the past two weeks, certainly we do not discuss a criminal investigation in to SNP finances...

In this episode we discuss Donald Trump's legal woes, the Clinton's lack thereof as well as the disappointing end to the latest Halloween trilogy, our preferred cast for the new Harry Potter and look forward to our very own Cameron's stag!

In this episode we congratulate Humza Yousaf on becoming the new first minister, reminisce about Darius Danesh and John Smeaton and perpetuate conspiracy theories. All in a day's work.

In this episode we discuss the chaos that is Scottish politics, the chaos that is British politics and the politician who we feel is the most incompetent of them all (which is quite the crown).

In this episode, we go over Linekar's Tweet fall out, one year on from Will Smith smacking Chris Rock at The Oscars and some weirdo called Jeffrey Marsh who is 'allegedly' grooming kids.

In this episode we discuss the clown show... eh, sorry - the SNP leadership campaign, Matt Wankcocks WhatsApp monstrosities and the phenomenon that is drag queens reading nursery rhymes to children.

In this episode we discuss The Last of Us and pose the question: 'Vigilante paedofile hunters - honourable or annoying?'

In this episode, we focus on a key issue in Scotland right now - should a man convicted rape, but who identifies as a woman, be sent to a female prison? I know, you're probably thinking that the answer is obvious and that no country would be stupid enough to even consider it, but modern day Scotland consistently says 'hold my beer'...

In this episode, we are joined by Flat Earth Dave of flatearthdave.com who puts forth his argument that we live on a level plane with a basin shape meaning that the water stays as opposed to running off.You can find Dave's extensive back catalogue of research and information across all of the links below:Direct Link to The Flat Earth Sun, Moon & Zodiac Clock app - https://qrco.de/bbizVASocial Media Profiles:Website - https://www.FlatEarthDave.comTwitter - https://twitter.com/thefepodcast/Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/theflatearthpodcast/Facebook - https://facebook.com/theflatearthpodcast/YouTube Channel: DITRH (Deep Inside The Rabbit Hole)https://www.youtube.com/c/DITRH/videos

An update regarding the future of the Fly Zapper Podcast

In this episode, we discuss vaccine passports, cancel culture versus the road to redemption, and the snobbery within the chattering classes, sneering at the common man a.ka. is 90-minute bigotry okay?

In this episode we talk about Scottish Independence (obviously), Aberdonial farmers trying to get laid and the mental illness fest that is the 2019 Socialist Democratic of America covention which has recently gone viral (or it should) - you can watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NdE9CjkvTY

We watched Hereditary and discussed it. This was more like a therapy session for us tbh. It's an amazing film. Well written, directed, and acted. But we have literally never felt more uneasy or unsettled. Everything about it just leaves you in mild despair to outright clinically depressed. However, I discovered soundboards so that was fun.Enjoy or whatever; the movie has robbed me of my enthusiasm so I don't give a shit anymore.

In this episode, I am joined by Craig (as usual) and Cameron of the podcast Quantum Sandwich, where we discuss crap movies, good movies, movies we are looking forward to, what's next for Quantum Sandwich and, of course, COVID...

Having relocated back to Scotland, we are now upping the ante... Well, more doing the exact same thing, namely getting wasted and talking shit but on a more regular basis. So that's fun for you.The studio has been completely revamped in preparation for more usage but I'm still too dumb to implement a formula, so it really is just more inane bullshit for you to enjoy or not enjoy - IDK.Regardless, I'm looking forward to publishing more content McAfee didn't kill himself.

In this almost definitely socially distanced episode, Tam, Ian and Cameron join me to talk, well... shit, mostly.

In this episode we talk about Scottish Football, Scottish Politics in a completely neutral and non-partisan way, because that's how we roll baby...

In this episode I am joined by my friends Ian and Cameron where we talk about a podcast within a podcast thus creating podcast-ception - amongst other things...

On this episode we discuss Celtic, gaming, fatherhood and the skill involved in being a druken degenerate, a severely underrated past time.

I am joined by Gordon Inglis, who played soccer in The States before scouting and sending young talent to go over on their own sporting adventure.Gordon shares his insight in to the professional side of the game, the difference between being a superstar and a scaffolder as well as what signings Manchester United should make in order to become a force once again...

In this episode, Craig, Big Gay Al and I look at the current state of play regarding COVID, the government's response and whether said actions are justified.

In this episode, we discuss a substance which theoretically might have affected the history of the earth as well as the intersectional nightmare that is 'Cuties' and the many perspectives of God.

On this episode, I am joined by my friend and pop culture aficionado Cameron, where we discuss Christopher Nolan's latest original blockbuster 'Tenet' after the second time of viewing as well as touching on The Batman trailer and the untimely passing of 'Black Panther' star Chadwick Boseman.

I am joined by my sister Leanne and her husband David, who are teachers in Scotland, as well as frequent collaborator Craig.Leanne and David have had to navigate the complications COVID has had on education, not least the debacle of the exam results whereby students had grades predicted by teachers, only to see many overturned by the qualification authority's algorithm which seemingly had a sole purpose of making results look commensurate with previous years, as opposed to grading kids on their merit. We discuss what happened, the fallout, what has been done to rectify the situation and what the future holds for the system and the pupils within it.

In this episode, I am joined by Roger from Satiria, a Twitter page and news site committed to satirising the mad modern world we live in. Roger and I discuss critical theory and the role it plays in modern society, identity politics and the tendency of the woke to shut down debate and cancel wrongthink.

In this episode, Craig and Jonny are joined by Mindshift Experience's Paul Elliot.Paul talks us through his journey of being raised by his grandparents in a working-class, catholic Glasgow household, his experiences in the British Armed forces and how those experiences affected him, including being around for the purported 'Deepcut Murders'. We hear how Paul came to terms with early life trauma and how he turned what was a bumpy road into a positive outlook and a source of help to others. I really enjoyed speaking with Paul and I'm sure you'll enjoy listening!

In this episode, I go solo for the first time where I rant about the allegations against Chris D'Elia as well as the attempts to cancel Joey Diaz and Joe Rogan amongst other comedians. I talk about celebrity culture in 2020 and their waning influence on society. I touch on a deeply divided people and how politicians don't help in healing the divide as well as expressing that if we really are passionately against the scourge that is slavery, then we must boycott the Qatar World Cup.

In the first Fly Zapper since the Covid Pandemic, Craig and I get straight into business talking about the Cummings controversy, how it has been reported as well as Joe Biden in his bid to be President and the hysterics of Piers Morgan.

In this episode we discuss THAT Prince Andrew interview, the General Election and why Labour lost/ why the Tories won and we exclusively reveal the Fly Zapper verdict on whether Jeffrey Epstein killed himself.

On this episode we give completely unbiased assessments on VAR, the purposed plethora of recognised gender and whether you should be forced to use those pronouns as well as B-Movie magic and the worst players to grace the Old Firm.

I am joined by the little sister of 'The Big Cheese' from episode 2, where we talk about conspiracies, the call centre experience and the anxiety that is the phone ringing.

I am joined once again by my friend Sean Mochan, where we talk about the future of the UK, the latest controversial abortion proposals in America and... burgers.

Join us on the Fly Zapper Podcast where we breakdown two of the biggest events in pop culture this century, both taking place within a couple of weeks of each other. I am joined by guru Cameron Halbert to process what we saw in both!(Please note: towards the end, the recording malfunctioned, so it ends abruptly. Please accept my apologies for this).