The Geoffrey Breedwell Audiocast

I love the way this episode went, even if Lucifer decided to pay me a visit for this. I’m just glad I recorded that portion while Mickey, Shaggy, and Scooby were out of the studio. They would have been FREAKED. Anywho, you can check the blog here for the math equations, as I mentioned. Don’t forget to subscribe to the Substack, as subscribers get all the details first. And as always, buy a shirt. My cats, my dog, and I love you.Catch you next season!Love,Geoffrey Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

This episode dives into the Devil’s response to last week’s episode. To put it simply, he didn’t like it. Not one bit.If you liked this episode, please share, comment, and subscribe!You can buy a Skull & Quills shirt here. My dog, my cats, and I love you.With All My Heart,Geoffrey Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

Holy Skulls, Batman! I never thought I’d say the words I do in this episode. As someone who grew up in churches, worked in churches, and even got his M.Div, I never—EVER—thought I’d come to this conclusion. But yet, here we are, and I’m saying the quiet part out loud.Strap in, friends, we’re doing this one…last…time.[Comic book cover of a fictional The Devil comic]The Devil comic book graphic has easter eggs if you didn’t notice. OK, really just three—Dante, Augustine, and Ross. Dante the author of The Inferno, from which we get many images from our modern view of Hell. Augustine of Hippo (AKA St. Augustine) who wrote many books, including City of God, of which we get many references to how Heaven looks and how Hell looks. The way we Christians treat that book, it might as well be included in scripture. Ross is Alex Ross, famous comic book artist, who did the Mephisto drawing. It's done in parody, but the guy is a freaking legend. ANYWAY…Here’s the link to buy the shirt.. https://www.geoffreybreedwell.com/category/all-products. Here’s also the picture of Matt that Announcer Guy mentioned. [Picture is on Substack]Love you all! Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

Not even going to lie, this was an intensely personal episode. Do you feel like this sometimes? Are you ADHD, ASD, or AuDHD? Let me know in the comments.Sources:https://www.britannica.com/biography/Leon-Festinger/Cognitive-dissonancewww.verywellhealth.com/rejection-sensitive-dysphoria-8728800https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/new-beginning/202108/neurodivergence-in-adulthood-the-case-the-undiagnosedHandout from the APABuy a shirt. There’s FREE SHIPPING.The Article I freaked out about is here: https://alisav.substack.com/p/why-the-and-did-dan-rather-and-donald Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

Today’s episode is not an April Fool’s Joke. In fact, I totally didn’t realize that it was April 1st today. As someone with AuDHD, I do not like April Fool’s Day, because I do not like being confused. Give me a minute, and I’ll figure it out.ANYWAY…This episode is all about love languages and their origins. It gets bad, like BAD BAD. Sources:Study Refutes Concept of Love Languages - Psychiatrist.com - Current Directions in Psychological ScienceAshley Fetters Article — The Atlantic“The Bigot Who Wrote ‘The 5 Love Languages’ Might Hate You” — Medium.comThe Scary Mommy blogDr. Liz Listens Blog — Neurodivergent Love LanguagesBuy a shirt here.My dog, my cats, and I love you. Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

This episode, y’all. Holy jitsu.Speaking of which, you think there would be a “Holy Jitsu?” If there was, you think that person would be a priest? Oh! Maybe that’s one of the jitsus a Naruto-verse version of Jesus might have, along with a wine jitsu.I’m getting off topic.This episode is a doozy and might be a little controversial, especially given the comments at the end. The blog itself was on my LinkedIn, and it was produced for the audiocast/blog at a request.Do mind the disclaimer, will you?DISCLAIMER: The following blog post concerns Christian belief and explains things from a non-MAGA Christian perspective. This post was written in 2023, during my tenure in Christian ministry. Reader discretion is advised.This Post is Sponsored by:This post is sponsored by Bluebird, a novel by J. Lambert.After a one-night stand resulting in a pregnancy, Blue Forneus returns home to the family ranch in a chaotic small town and reunites with her former best friend (a past crush), who is now her dad’s employee.Click here to purchase (non-affiliate link), available in paperback and e-book now.This post is also sponsored by my own hidden village symbol, the “Skull & Quills”, now available on a shirt. Your purchase comes with FREE SHIPPING and supports this content. Buy here. I just wish I could get it made as a Naruto headband. That’d be legit.Next Week: It’s all about Love, and how much I love you. Well, kinda.Choose your “love lenses” and therapist wisely. I love you all. I’ll catch you next time. Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

This episode is fun, and honestly, I think it has one of the best openings. Maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’m trying too hard to be King of the Podcasters. The show notes for this episode are rather light this week, so I’ll just include the link to buy a shirt. You can buy a shirt and support the content you love here.Love you! Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

This episode is filled with tips and tricks to finish the book you’re working on. Below are all the resources I talked about today. I’m all for sharing the knowledge. There’s also a contest going on. I want to read your BEST LOGLINE. Comment your best logline on the blog, the show notes, or even in the YouTube comments. The best one will receive a FREE PAID SUBSCRIPTION to my Substack!Resources: https://www.nfi.edu/logline/https://savethecat.com/get-started Buy a Shirt here. Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

TRIGGER WARNING: SUICIDE AND MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.This episode is heartbreaking. I’m sorry (but not sorry) for the rant there at the end. Consider this your warning for an emotional workout. To find your senators/representatives quickly, go here.To buy a shirt, go here.For more reading: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30339237/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_State_Hospital_(Indiana)https://indyencyclopedia.org/central-state-hospital/ https://indyencyclopedia.org/george-f-edenharter/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NeuroDiagnostic_Institutehttps://www.in.gov/history/state-historical-markers/find-a-marker/find-historical-markers-by-county/indiana-historical-markers-by-county/central-state-hospital/ https://indyencyclopedia.org/william-baldwin-fletcher/https://iyi.org/resources/latest-data-on-the-well-being-of-children/https://iga.in.gov/publications/agency_report/2024%20-%20Indiana%20Behavioral%20Health%20Commission%20Final%20Report.pdfhttps://www.oecd.org/en/publications/health-at-a-glance-2025_8f9e3f98-en.htmlhttps://www.tac.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/TAC_ORPA_ResearchSummary1.24.pdfhttps://www.in.gov/dcs/files/4.28-v10.pdfhttps://www.namiindiana.org/cmhihttps://www.in.gov/medicaid/members/home-and-community-based-services/child-mental-health-wraparound-program/https://indyencyclopedia.org/indiana-medical-history-museum/ Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

This is a special episode. It’s episode 13, and in this episode, you and I will dive behind the scenes of Just Put the VHS in the Bag, Bro. It’s the end of the Substack blog, completing everything already written. This episode has a special surprise ending! If you want to know about my upcoming book, then this is the episode you want to listen to. While we’re at it, you can buy a shirt here.The blogs are located here (origin) and here (setting). Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

This episode is a BANGER. Not many people know about the whole situation with Breedwell Gear, LLC, including my mom, which was weird because I thought I told her. The original blog is posted here. Are you going to buy a shirt? Buying a shirt is the easiest and most stylish way you can support me. Show your support and join me on the journey. You can buy one here. Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

This episode is HEAVY. We’ll dive into The Scarlet Letter, institutionalized racism, and its origins. We get into the origin of how the color “black” became incorrectly synonymous with “evil.” The blog can be found here.The References are below:[1] Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter (New York, NY: Penguin Classics, December 1, 2015), 172.[2] Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter, 1.[3] E. Randolph; O’Brien Richards, Brandon J., Misreading Scripture with Western Eyes: Removing Cultural Blinders to Better Understand the Bible (IVP Books, 2012), 59-61.[4] James Strong, The Exhaustive Concordance of the Bible (Peabody, MA: Hendrickson Publishers, 1988).[5] E. A. Wallis Budge, The Book of the Cave of Treasures: A History of the Patriarchs and the Kings Their Successors from the Creation to the Crucifixion of Christ (London, England: The Religious Tract Society, 1927), The Vineyard of Noah. https://sacred-texts.com/chr/bct/bct00.htm.[6] Codex Gigas, (National Library of Sweden, c. 1229). https://lccn.loc.gov/2021667604.If you’d like to see more episodes like this, please let me know by commenting, subscribing, and sharing it with your friends. Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

A Triple Episode for the 10th episode! WOW!! In this episode, you get ALL the Moral Mechanics posts together. You can find these posts below. If you want the math, comment below that you want it. I'd be happy to publish it. Art of Deciding 1Art of Deciding 2Art of Deciding 3 Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

What an episode!! This blog can be originally found here: https://www.geoffreybreedwell.com/post/how-2-sequel-4-questions-every-writer-should-ask-before-writing-the-next-book My Substack is here: https://geoffreybreedwell.substack.com Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

This episode dives right into the story of Star Wars. This might be divisive. It might be something you want to hurt me over, if you’re that kind of Star Wars fan. Honestly, I’m cool with that. Just hear me out first. The original blog can be found here: https://substack.com/home/post/p-172904931 With All My Heart, Geoffrey Breedwell Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

Episode 7, and yeah, things get a bit more dramatic in this one. I say it in the show, and I’ll repeat it here—the voices are not meant to mock, merely distinguish between the different sides. The original post (https://www.geoffreybreedwell.com/post/my-bad-gang-the-lbee-health-situation) has all the receipts and depictions of the chat. That being said…it’s still an intense situation. Please be sure to like, subscribe, and rate the audiocast! Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

Episode 6 is finally here, and I’ve been VINDICATED!Well, kind of. Let me explain what I mean in the show.Please be sure to like, subscribe, and rate the show on Spotify.Original post is here: https://www.geoffreybreedwell.com/post/vindicatedTo see the cover of Just Put the VHS in the Bag, Bro, go to: https://www.geoffreybreedwell.com Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

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Please be sure to rate and subscribe! The blog post can be found here: https://www.geoffreybreedwell.com/post/sex-jokes-punk-rock-my-dad-what-i-d-tell-my-teenage-self My contact page is here: https://www.geoffreybreedwell.com/contact I'm not begging for a drum set, but I mean, c'mon. Drum sets are awesome, and they're a great way to stay in shape. Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe

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Hello! I’m Geoffrey Breedwell, and I’d like to welcome you to the introduction of The Geoffrey Breedwell Audiocast. Now, this isn’t a podcast. I’m not going to interview guests or dive into a true crime topic, or even act like it’s a comedic radio show. Although that last one could be a thing, if I could figure it out.Anyway, today’s episode is short. REALLY short. I’m just here to let you know of what I’m diving into with this audiocast. Frankly, I’m diving headfirst into…well, uh, myself. “Diving into myself” does sound a bit narcissistic, doesn’t it? But, I promise you it’s not. I’m doing this for you.In this audiocast, I’m reading the blogs that you’re getting in your inbox. I’m reading the past blogs from my website that you can read along with or comment on the lovely website, geoffreybreedwell(dot)com(slash)blog. I’m reading each and every one of them, and I’ll be continuing to do this with each blog moving forward.As I said, I’m doing this for you. I’m doing this to get you the content you want that you can listen to while you’re on the way to work, while you’re working out, or while you’re pretending I’m the punching bag. Yes, Ken. I know. Your trainer and I are besties. So, if you’re interested in listening to these blogs as an audiocast, read just like I’m reading this right now, then you’re in luck. That’s exactly what The Geoffrey Breedwell Audiocast is. Subscribe to get new episodes sent right to you. If you’re subscribing on Substack, then you’ll be in the know for all the stuff for my new book, Just Put the VHS in the Bag, Bro, coming Summer 2026.Again, subscribe for more content just like this. But before I go, I need to make sure I introduce this introductory audiocast’s sponsor.Today’s sponsor is…Your favorite book. Your favorite book, allowing you to escape the harsh reality of life since 1453.That’s all for today’s audiocast. I’m your host, reader, and loveable oaf, Geoffrey Breedwell. Catch you next time! Get full access to Geoffrey Breedwell at geoffreybreedwell.substack.com/subscribe