The Jackwagon Express

LEAVE A VOICEMAILYouTubePATREONAll aboard the Jackwagon Express for another unhinged ride through the week's wildest chaos!First up, we dive headfirst into the most Florida Man story of the year: a 59-year-old dude in Sebring gets arrested after trying to crowdfund a full-on missile defense system for his mobile home park. We're talking phases, budgets, and "community missile shield" vibes — he actually raised thousands before the law showed up. Is this genius homeland security or the greatest GoFundMe grift ever? We break it all down with zero chill.Then we jump on the TikTok trend everyone's talking about: the "Bad Office Air" girl (shoutout Noa Donlan and all the corporate girlies). You know the one — that mysterious office air that hits different from boyfriend air, leaving you looking and feeling wrecked by 1 PM. We debate if it's real, if it's the AC, the fluorescent lights, or just existential dread in cubicle form. Office workers, this one's for you.And because this is Jackwagon Express and we can't have a normal episode, we somehow end up talking about the absolute wildest personal hygiene revelation: the guy who realized he's been pooping out someone else's turd his whole life (or at least catching it mid-air like a lunatic before dropping it in the toilet). Yes, really. We react, we roast, we question every life choice that led to this moment. Bathroom habits will never be the same.Savage sarcasm, questionable takes, and zero filter — just how you like it. Buckle up, grab a drink, and hop on the Express. This one’s a trainwreck you won’t want to miss.

LEAVE A VOICEMAILYouTubeX (twitter)This week on the Jackwagon Express Podcast, we’re letting it rip—literally. 💨The crew dives headfirst into the fine art (and science?) of “Breaking Wind”—from public disasters and silent-but-deadly strategies to the unspoken rules everyone pretends don’t exist. It’s immature, it’s ridiculous, and it’s way too relatable.Then we open the lines for Bad Advice Hotline, where listeners bring their problems and we confidently deliver the absolute worst solutions imaginable. If you’ve ever wondered what not to do…this is your segment.Finally, things get heated in Unpopular Opinion Court, where bold takes are put on trial and nothing is safe—from food takes to everyday annoyances. Will justice be served, or will chaos reign?Buckle up. It’s dumb, it’s loud, and it’s everything you didn’t know you needed.🚂 All aboard the Jackwagon Express.

LEAVE US A VOICEMAILLeave us a voicemail with your Listener Problem and we will play it on the show and give "Bad Advice Only", for entertainment purposes only of course!🚂 All aboard the Jackwagon Express – this episode is pure mayhem on wheels!We kick things off with the Bad Advice Hotline, where your real-life listener problems get the absolute worst possible solutions we can dream up. Relationship drama? Career crisis? Existential dread? Don't worry – we've got terrible, terrible advice guaranteed to make everything 10x worse (you're welcome).Then we convene the honorable court for Unpopular Opinion Court – gavel up! We put hot-button, controversial takes on trial and deliver our unfiltered verdicts. No safe spaces, no apologies, just raw Jackwagon justice on the things everyone’s too polite to say out loud.And for the grand finale, we dive headfirst into Ridiculous Food Debates – because nothing sparks more passion than arguing over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, if cereal is a soup, or why people ruin perfectly good food with nonsense toppings. Expect yelling, strong feelings, and zero winners... just delicious chaos.Buckle up, hit play, and join the ride – because on the Jackwagon Express, good taste and good decisions get left at the station.

This week the Jackwagons decided to head into their notes for the episode. "Back in the day" when we were kids, we used to play with toys that could actually kill you or put you in the hospital. Lawn Darts, yes, just like a metal tip dart you would throw at a dart board except you put rings out on your lawn and throw them up in the air and try to land them in the middle. This usually turned into someone throwing it up in the air so high you couldn't see it and everyone would just scatter hoping to get out of the way, LOL. We also had pogo sticks and Candy Cigarettes. Yes, candy cigarettes, big tobacco was a genius!LEAVE A VOICEMAIL⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠X (Twitter)⁠⁠PATREON

In this episode, the Jackwagons talk about Superbowl 60 and react. Was everyone happy with the outcome? What about the halftime show and Bad Bunny? Did we watch the All American Halftime Show, or Bad Bunny? LEAVE A VOICEMAILYouTubeTikTokX (Twitter)PATREON

LEAVE US A VOICEMAILIn this episode of The Jackwagon Express, the crew dives into the hilarity of everyday life with a comedic twist. From reminiscing about childhood bathroom antics to discussing the absurdity of celebrity culture, nothing is off-limits. The Jackwagons tackle the most viral stories of 2025, including the Coldplay Kiss Cam scandal, Katy Perry's controversial space trip, and the Labubu doll craze that had everyone going wild. They also touch on the infamous Louver jewelry heist and the chaos surrounding the TikTok ban. With plenty of laughter and unexpected tangents, this episode is a rollercoaster of fun and absurdity. Don't forget to check out our Patreon for exclusive content and to leave us your own funny stories!LEAVE A VOICEMAILTIKTOKYouTubeXPATREON

LEAVE US A VOICEMAILIn this episode the crew goes over some Christmas related laws that are still on the books but maybe not really enforced. Do you need a receipt for you Christmas Tree to transport it?Troy has a list of what people currently think are the top 25 Christmas movies of all time. Depending your age, you may or may not agree on some of these. You won't believe which ones are left out and which ones are in the top ten! TIKTOKYOUTUBEXPATREON

In this episode, we take a medium dive into the Australia Social Media Ban that just took effect on December 10th 2025. What are your thoughts on this? What are your thoughts on the possibility of this happening in the Unites States? There are so many sides to this decision, who is right? We also get side tracked into other conversations obviously as usual because we know things! PLEASE leave us a voicemail with the link below so we can play them on the podcast and give out some merch!LEAVE A VOICEMAILPATREONXTIKTOKYOUTUBE

The first half of this episode is a little more serious than normal but we want to help spread the word if you have never heard of the 764 group. This means even more if you have kids, or someone you know has kids. This is a very radical group that targets and grooms young kids usually between ages 9 and 17. This group along with other spin off groups operate on all the platforms your kids are living on today. Roblox, Discord, SnapChat, and Minecraft are just a few they operate on. Some of their actions have led to death and suicide of teens. We just want to spread the word as life is busy for most people and you may not be aware. Please educate your kids!Mysti runs this weeks segment "I call Bullshit" and she leaves the guys baffled at the end.What weird laws are still "on the books" but not really enforced anymore for your state? In this episode, we cover a couple of these laws, when they were enacted and the reason for the law. We cover the states that start with "A" and we also hit Wisconsin and Oregon. We will continue this series in future episodes until we cover all states!LEAVE US A VOICEMAILPATREONTIKTOKYouTubeX

Not really sure what to say other than everything Thanksgiving is talked about. Very Sarcastic episode... I call Bullshit, Thanksgiving edition and so much more.PATREONTIKTOKXYOUTUBE

We do a lot of Hemming and Hawing in this episode. I call Bullshit is back as this is the game of the month... Housekeeping Olympics is something you need to look up on social media!We cover some news stories, yes a short segment on the Epstein files and the allegations with that. We hit some news stories including the 14 year old girl found weighing 35 pounds, a 10 year old boy drives home from school because he got mad at his mom... we know things!If you do or don't believe in conspiracy theories, either way, you need to look up "Event 201". It's real and it happened. Follow the timeline. Sometimes things are either conspiracy theories or the coincidence is so insane it just has to be true.. but for now... it's all allegedly. Enjoy the show!LEAVE A VOICEMAILX (TWITTER)TIKTOKYOUTUBEPATREON

Where do we start... Don't forget to see our word of the show for a chance to win! We introduce a declassified story from our top secret informant Axel Ivanov. Weather is changing everywhere. Anyone remember Zima Beer? I call bullshit is back! LEAVE A VOICEMAILX (TWITTER)TIKTOKYOUTUBEGET ACCESS TO BONUS CONTENT

In this episode we talk about the government shut down, the NBA gambling scandal and some other popular news stories happening currently. We also play a game we like to call "I Call Bullshit" and take a dive into the Urban Dictionary and try to figure out what some of these words actually mean. What is a Splenda Daddy? a Nussy? an Assgenda? You are about to learn things along with us!LEAVE A VOICEMAIL

Welcome to the Jackwagon Express Podcast! If you like to laugh, you pushed play on the right show. This show is all about busting balls and talking smack about whatever is trending in the world today. Sports, News, Entertainment..... whatever is trending, we will have an opinion and we know things so if you listen to this podcast there is a chance you will know things too.... LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! Leave us a voicemail... you can rant about anything but you have 60 seconds. Sports, give us a recipe, tell us a joke... whatever it is the best voicemails will be played on an episode of the podcast and you will win free merch!!!!