The Java Script Podcast

Man v. Food in its hayday has intrigued viewers with its impressive food challenges and its braver hero, Adam Richman. This week, Nick and Gerard dive into the most impressive, time crunchiest, and heart attack inducing-est eats on this classic Food Network TV Series. CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpodcast

Big events in history and in the modern world tend to attract the people who go to irrational explanations for irrational times. This week, Nick and Gerard dive into the insanity of conspiracy theories from every respect, with disrespect. Put on your tinfoil hats and strap in!CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

The prevalence of AI has exploded and this week, in this special, first edition video episode, Nick and Gerard react to and determine if videos are AI or not, as best as they could, as well as being completely subject to the public opinion of r/IsThisAI. CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

Coming back for a 5th episode, Ivana plays our little trio's favorite game: Cards Against Humanity! This week, the episode is filled with twists, turns, political commentary, and jokes so offensive, they're cancelled before they're even said. Come join our f*cked up Golden Trio in the chaos!CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

Throughout the podcast's run, Gerard has fundamentally misunderstood and ragebaited Nick about his favorite sport: SOCCER (or football, i guess). Now, the turn have tables! Nick and Gerard have a discussion all about football, from what an offside is, to niche things about the teams that play it. Truly, Gerard is a kind-hearted samaritan for doing so.CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

After the world lost The Java Script Podcast, they came back when the world needed them most. Finally, at the top of their 50th episode, season 5 is a time capsule as Nick and Gerard discuss the weirdest holiday traditions on Earth. You can tell the day this was supposed to release. Oh well!CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

We have reached our end-of-season two-parter! In this first part, we will be diving into Gerard's neck of the woods, The Great White Way (SPOILERS!) aka Broadway and the world of the stage, where he will test Nick's knowledge of some of the most niche and mainstream musicals, stage plays, and more! CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

An Australian slang episode was long overdue since Gerard came back from a land down under. This week, tune in as Nick hears about the absolutely incredible new words his prisoners came up with, as well as some of the similarities they have with his English poshness.CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

...Just like a wavin' flag. Flags are symbolic and oftentimes are the center of curiosity. So much so that there is an entire study dedicated to flags. This week, Nick and Gerard dip their toes into the one symbol meant to represent an entire country, with the insight of two grown manchildren. CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

In this special third edition of the Name Game, a guest is joining us for the 4th time! In the world of sports, there are people with normal names, and then you have the crowd of names that not only stand out, but are memorable. That’s probably the point, especially when you wanna have a real...SHOT...at success. Move over Da’Realyst Clark, because here are some real-er names!CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

This week, Nick, Gerard, and their Serbian friend or whatever discuss the upcoming HBO Harry Potter series. Their thoughts, opinions, feelings, and expectations about what can/will show up that is based on the original novel. Beware: Nick becomes VERY British.CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

In the world of Musical Theater, there are ups and downs just like any other industry. However, what if those downs outweigh the ups. What if the pursuit of the performing arts becomes more about the producer than the production? Join Nick and Gerard this week as they find out!CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

After a long, well-deserved break, Nick and Gerard are back to offend more countries! Everyone has idioms and everyone has strange, out of context sayings. So how much do our hosts actually know? Let's find out!CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

Continuing on the trend where Nick and Gerard, two guys with the most normal names, make fun of other people's names! This time, we are diving into how nicknames for common names came about, and how sometimes, a little creativity in a name goes a long way. CHECK US OUT! linktr.ee/javascriptpod

It's long been known that the fairytales in the likes of Disney and other animation studios have a dark history. This week, Nick and Gerard, with the help of their new editor, Nick Part 2, they dive deep into just what makes these fairytales so gruesome, while being marketed as something that children can enjoy!CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

What happens when an already-professional athlete who will get paid their riches either way, gets an overinflated ego and decides that the thrill of the game isn't enough? You get scandals. Join Nick and Gerard this week as they dive into the most notorious scandals in all of sports!CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

This week, Nick and Gerard meet their match as they dive back into their second episode, discussing superpowers, but with an EVIL twist! Join them in discussing subreddits r/Sh*ttySuperPowers and r/GodTierSuperpowers and thinking up their equal and opposite evil supervillain!CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

This week, Nick and Gerard dive into more foreign movie titles and their obsession with mobilizing (generally)! Join them for more foreign movie titles and other mistranslations, ranging from general...to completely mobilized. CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

What do you get when you combine playful roasts with some of the most creative people on the internet? You get r/RoastMe! A collective of some of the best wordplay to playfully play with a person's plethora of...weirdness. Nick and Gerard dive into some of the radical roasts of uninteresting individuals. CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

Gerard and Nick have long bashed on some of the world's foods. However, if you're not up for a full meal, this episode is easier to digest (kinda). This week, our hosts dive deep into some of the most obscure, gross, unconventional, or downright diabolical finger foods and makes you question why a bag of chips was even worth being paranoid over, when people literally snack on insects. Except balut. Balut is valid AF. CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

This week, Nick and Gerard make each other feel younger AND older as they embark on The Generation Gap Quiz! We learn just how much Gerard doesn't know in his 12 seconds on Earth and we see how much wisdom Nick has gained over the past 5 years of his Trillion-Year existence!CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

This week, Nick and Gerard dive into r/BootTooBig, a rather poetic and eccentric meme sensation brought about by a small dog, who "Boot too big, for he gotdam feet" so grab a seat for this very sweet treat, sheet. CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

This week, Nick and Gerard dive into some of their hottest and spiciest takes about restaurants and food in general. (Sorry Autumn) Truths will be said and friendships will be tested...and tasted. CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

The study of things can be a very broad or very niche subject depending on who you ask. If you ask Nick and Gerard however, they'd find the most absurd studies and even more absurd names (sometimes, clickbait-y) and make fun of it while veering into a million different topics. So, just another episode of this bloody podcast. CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

Ever wonder what the stars tell you about your personality and your life? Don't. Because one day, your dear friend might call you out in the most brutal way possible. This week, we dive deep into Nick and Gerard's personalities and what the stars say about them when Mercury is in Gatorade™. CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

They say that they say things around the world, but what do they actually say? This week, Nick and Gerard say the sayings that make us say "hey!" But seriously, expressions and idioms from other countries are quite fascinating, especially given their literal translations. Let's dive into it!CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

In this first-of-its-kind two-parter episode (damn that was a lot of dashes), Nick and Gerard take a grandiose tour around the world without ever leaving the comfort of their recording studio! In this first part, Gerard quizzes Nick on some of the world's weirdest, most exotic twists on the classic fast food, including the ones that make us want to vomit. (Spoiler: It's all the cheese). CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

This week, Gerard and Nick are joined by the originally planned third member of the podcast, Stephen! Priding himself and Nick as movie and TV Show enthusiasts, they dive into the difference in praise and hate that an actor receives, when they're only known by the role they play. CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

This week, we explore how good our pickup game is compared to the absolute bowels of the internet. Autumn, an elite Scriptie, joins us this week for some heavy flirting. Wanna join? ;)CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

This week, Nick and Gerard dive into the world of r/NiceGuys on Reddit with yet another quiz that Gerard has cooked up. They will dive deep into what makes an incel and just how bad it gets for humanity's most desperate.CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

You know you've hit rock bottom when the celebrities that everyone fawns over, take over the more mundane things in life to make a quick buck. This spawned the idea of the episode. This week, Gerard has formulated a quiz for Nick that will shock everyone by how seemingly infamous these famous feasts really are. CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

There's always something out there for each and every person that makes the hairs at the back of their neck stand up at the very mention of. Most of these phobias are common and understandable, but some are...bizarre. Still a valid fear, just somewhat more unusual. This week, Nick and Gerard dive deep into the deepest depths of the deep dark d...void of fears. CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

Hello Internet! This week, Nick and Gerard honor the great Matthew Patthew. Join them as they nerd out on some of their favorite theorist episodes and open their eyes on this incredible, tangential learning experience. CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

What if you could live in a fantasy world where everything and nothing goes wrong? Join Nick and Gerard this week as they discuss hypothetical scenarios, and contemplate about provoking thots...I mean thoughts...CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

This week, Nick and Gerard try their hardest to make a fool out of their audience, but they know the truth. They ALWAYS know the truth. Just like whenever they plan something on this podcast, everything tends to go wrong. I guess they're the fools after all. Anyway, Happy April Fools Day!CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

Misconceptions about trivial (haha get it?) facts of life have long been the things that nerds like Nick and Gerard like to point out, and this week, they get to do so and really jump into their nerdy side, debunking the usual untrue facts that seems like common knowledge, but is actually, technically incorrect. You'll feel smarter after listening to this one, trust. Or maybe not, we don't know you. CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

This week Nick and Gerard dive into yet another chaotic and unhinged episode whereupon they choose what topic is to be discussed, BUT WITH A TWIST! This time, Gerard has his own topic to discuss that he swears will only take a minute. Meanwhile, Nick has made his own name game with the very first Java Script Quiz Show! Let's dive into the chaos!CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

The Olympics! A showcase of strength, skill, and pure athleticism. Over the years, The Olympics have changed and evolved through time, especially since its humble beginnings in [NOT N*ZI GERMANY, GERARD]. This week, Nick and Gerard explore the sports that did not quite make it to The Olympics as we know it today, where we also determine which sports should come back, and which ones should definitely stay in the past. Go sports!CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

Different cultures from around the world celebrate different holidays. Duh, we knew that, but what if we looked at not only the different, but the obscure? The traditions that exist even with historical context, cannot be explained fully without raising an eyebrow or two. This week, join Nick and Gerard as they take a trip around the world and explore holidays that are celebrated, and why everyone else would rather not. CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

Gods and deities have been a part of human culture for as long as time has existed and is in many ways, a part of who we are. However, sometimes these fantastical beings of ultimate, unmatched power have the weirdest purpose, even for a fictional being. This week, Nick and Gerard dive into the world of obscure, mythological Gods from all over the world, what makes them obscure, and how they can be all-powerful and all-absurd at the same time.CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

What happens when you give the "Free Wheel" a spin and it actually gives the two most ADHD fueled conversationalists free will? THIS EPISODE! With no clear direction, the podcast is as chaotic as ever, barely getting by with one topic, so they dive into THREE! Including a gift from the show's number one fan, a hot-take from Nick, and a look back at a previous episode. Buckle up, this one's a doozy!CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

Jobs! No, not Steve, R.I.P. This week, Nick and Gerard discuss work in general, as if discussing it outside of a podcast isn't depressing already! Listen in as they massively get distracted from the realities of an economy that favors billionaires over the working class, and instead discuss "the sports". They also reflect on their own, real day jobs, and a story of someone getting the justice they deserve after suffering at a job for too long. It may seem like a profound and important discussion, but in classic fashion, it turns goofy within the snap of a finger. CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

If you've ever had the misfortune of being corrected on an arbitrary statement, quote, or idiom (i.e. "It's actually couldn't care less), then get ready for the two most annoying people to do more of that! This week, Nick and Gerard dive into the world of Misquoted Idioms and common phrases and discover the concept of language evolving over time! They reveal the shocking truth behind phrases that only make sense with the proper context, or when the second half of it has come to light. Get ready for your mind to be blown. (Or maybe you don't care. Whatever)CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

Seemingly not learning from their past episodes, Nick and Gerard dive back into the muck that is the world of the strange and unusual. We're talking about names, of course. Since the dawn of time, parents alike have wanted their child to stand out, and what better way to stand out from the crowd (derogatory) than to have a unique name! (very derogatory). From unnecessary consonants in common names to the downright diabolical world of names as puns, our hosts torture themselves in the ultimate search for the most unique name of them all!CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

It has been weeks since Gerard and Nick came out with a new episode and it is about time! The two friends are coming in strong as if they never left with a topic that surprisingly did not escape the grasp of their ADHD. Though the two idiots upload on Spotify, they recap their year in music and in life through Apple Music Replay, the less popular platform (for some reason, we love you Apple!). Listen in as they make an attempt to stay on topic, whilst devoting nearly 30 minutes to senseless rambling. Ah, it's good to be back. CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

The name's Diculous, Ridiculous. At least, that's the name of this week's theme. Every Bond villain leaves an impression to its viewer, and that's for a good reason: their schemes are pretty much always unreasonably complicated, which prompts James Bond to come up with a solution that's just as complicated. Join Nick and Gerard as they explore the weirdest schemes that has ever graced the silver screen in the legacy of Agent 007 himself. CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

It was bound to happen. After all, our hosts are two different people from two different sides of the world. This week, Nick and Gerard take part in a guessing game involving the local slang from their respective countries. Get ready for what is perhaps the only episode of this godforsaken podcast where you learn something!CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

In this special episode, we bring in one of our friends as the show's first ever special guest outside of Gerard and Nick to discuss radical Veganism and why it's okay to have a specific lifestyle as long as you do not impose it unto others. As usual, we also get distracted and Nick discovers some unusual names that will cause his nice facade to melt away and reveal how he really feels about so-called unique names. CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

In this special Halloween-Themed episode of the Java Script, Nick and Gerard discuss some hot takes about Halloween and potentially get cancelled as well as checking out r/BadHalloweenCostumes in search of the worst of the worst! Get ready for weird, creepy, sexy, and potentially cringey Halloween costumes!CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod

This week, Nick and Gerard decide that their little audience is big enough (typical men) to come up with a fandom name for! As usual, they don't have anything prepared and have already made their choice long before this episode would come up. However, they find themselves at an eventual crossroads between two names! If you would like to help us choose, follow our Instagram @javascriptpod. CHECK US OUT!linktr.ee/javascriptpod