The Lad Archives

We can rebuild him. We are back, by god. You know we only do this when we feel like it. We have to make you want it. Beg for it. Just when you think we are done, we come back. Anyway, here is another one fresh off the press. And by fresh, I mean a few days old.

Guys, this episode was so bad, I didn't even make an intro. Sort of a call back to how it was in the beginning. Cyclical, it calls comes back to a a turd cast. That's what it is all about, the ups and downs. You think every painting Picasso made was great? Hell no. You think Stephen King wrote nothing but greats? Hell no, actually most of it is slop. Just like this cast. Most of these episodes are dog crap, but hey, you stick around for the good ones, and for that, we thank you. As always, thank you for listening.

WE HAVE COME BACK, when in doubt, cast it out. I need to go to the grocery store and pickup some stuff to cook for work, because at the end of the day, I AINT MAKIN NO MONEY OFF THIS CRAP!!! YES, I am a WAGEY and I don't have the MEANS to do anything else but STRUGGLE! Oh, my bad for having to WORK!!!!! What do you want from me? I have to live on gruel and SLOP just to make ends meet. So be it. Anyway, speaking of slop, here's some more fresh off the press.

LADies and GentLADs. We are back. My god, trials and tribulations. We cannot be defeated. Nothing can stop us from uploading slop to the internet. We are ever present slop manufacturers on this planet and we will not stop producing. Please listen to this garbage and thank you for listening to two absolute idiots ramble.

Guys, coming at you with another shit cast. I'm gonna be honest, it's one of those episodes where we had great ambitions, but it fell short. Sometimes, life isn't what you want it to be. That's okay. What? You think everything is going to be perfect all the time? HUH? What? It's not good enough for you? IS THAT IT? I bet you think this is so easy huh? Oh yea, I can feel your gaze and your sardonic remarks. Sickening. Murph and I are giving it all we have, and you don't give a rat's ass...anyway thanks for listening my fellow goobers and gobberettes. Tell your friends and family about this trash my god, spread the word. Amen and Awomen, praise gawd, thank you again. I am really just seeing how long I can make one of these before it cuts me off, and honestly...this is way more than I thought it was going to allow me to do. I'm getting out of here. Later.

That's right, we're back. We just had to wait for events to unfold for us to upload. We had to wait for some things to happen. Some things to change. Some things to take place. Thanks for listening, by god, it never ends. Life just comes and bites a piece of your ear off sometimes, huh? My God, ladies and gentlemen, sometimes everything is going good then BAM your old onlyfans videos get leaked. Bottom line, there's always someone trying to throw a wrench in the wheel. Thanks again for listening my sweet little ones.

Fellas, we did this episode like a day ago, then I forgot to upload it. But, they say no time like the present.

ORDER, HURRY UP, JESUS CHRIST!!!

By God, what happened, it seemed like it was all going so well. Then, BAM, nothing. That's what happens, life you gives you lemons, and you have a citrus allergy. It never ends. Thank you for listening my sweet angels.

Get in my Lamborghini man. Come on.

What happened to her? We don't know, coming in with a solid turd cast. Hell yea

Lads, this one gets down and dirty. By God, God forgive us. And anotha one.

Here we go, a good delicious feast from Chef Microwave.

Murph and Mason yammering on the day after Christmas. Merry Christmas lads, god bless.

Murph recounts the end of his legendary skate career. Good heavens, what a tragedy.

We go back to our roots with some good old rambling. God Bless Maw Maw Murph.

This is a big load of hot cast, so watch yourself. Brace those tender little ears of yours.

We made it back. It has been a time. Things are changing, the seasons are changing, our undies are changing, and yet we remain. That's what it's all about, perseverance, endurance, and casting.

Here are we are with another phat episode. Just two lads navigating these open seas. It just keeps getting better....or does it?

Murph and Mason drag return broken after nearly two long weeks of battle. Join them as they take comfort in being reunited in one another's company. Little do they know its the cursed 13th episode. Hang in their folks this is gunna be a sleepy one.

Murph and Mason are back with the one dozenth spectacular. We really rolled out all the stops for this ones Lads. Join the M twins as they revisit the formative childhood memories that turned them into the sages they are today.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are back, again. We just can't stop with the late releases, we have a problem. We can't get things right, but here we are. A new episode, hot as hell. Thanks for listening again, and again, and again.

Goddamn, me made it bruh. Thank you for listening, our rep goes out to the lads. We are shooting for that nice suburban life, couple of kids, a chevy tahoe, two car garage, decent retirement, high cholesterol, you know how we do it. Thanks again for listening, only an indefinite number of episodes to go.

Here we go, back at it. The Space Needle is filled with folk songs and tales today. The new window units are on full blast, my God, it's hot.

The lads discuss the politics. It was time, and it ain't good. Get up in here.

Here she blows!!! We're back at it with episode 7, if you are superstitious, buy a crystal. That's what Murph does. Crystals, Cassettes, and VR...get a whiff of this bad boy.

The lads come on strong with the some intense gibberish. Motorless treadmills, recumbent tricycles, and some other good menu items.

The lads unite late in the night for an extremely late cast. Listen as the lads take a deep dive into the late night pondering. Big Crystal Energy, can I get a vibe check, AMEN?!?!

Mason and Murph discuss the Airport, Wine, Final Fantasy 16, Lab Meat, and a plethora of amazing and very interesting topics. Listen as Murph attempts to lift Mason's spirits after his ridiculous wine purchase.

Mason and Murph return with the confidence that only finally naming a cast can bring. Join The Lads as they discuss Diablo 4’s disruption of their lives, alternative casting for some of their favorite films, and deliberate on the fate of lost the mariners searching for the Titanic.

Mason and Murph overcome their fears and return for their second episode. Listen as the pair treads deeper into sexual tension that cast its vast shadow over their years long friendship. Poop talk, poop talk, and more poop talk, you know the deal.

Mason and Murph brave a new terrain, unsure of what to talk about, they default to the usual shenanigans...Truckers and Lot Lizards, Airports, and some other transcendental nonsense that we can't quite remember.