The Lewd Librarians

This one is a wild one. Soul to Keep by Opal Reyne the first in the Dustwalker Brides series. The Lewd Librarians are joined friend Kira and she offers a some great commentary and may have come more prepared than our librarians. Tentacles, demon sperm, and more demon sperm.Up Next: Offside by Avery KeelanOn Deck: Brimstone by Callie HartLewdLibrarians-FOLLOW US!Bailey: @baileygwalkerCourtney: @courtneyduckwilerKristin: @kekavanaughh

NEW FORMAT ALERT! We give our book report a go. It's a lil rough around the edges but we like this format better! With Brimstone a month away from release we thought it would be fitting to cover Quicksilver by Callie Hart so it's fresh in our minds. We talk Quicksilver, music festivals, concerts, and BAILEY RAN A MARATHON!LewdLibrarians-FOLLOW US!Bailey: @baileygwalkerCourtney: @courtneyduckwilerKristin: @kekavanaughh

Summers are busy....we didn't read much. But here is another fun kiki episode. Bailey gives us comicon updates and marathon updates. DONATE BELOW! Courtney talks about Smut Wagon and Kristin does a mini interview with her. And Kristin tells about her new digs and how summer's on the Jersey Shore aren't for the faint of heart! See ya this fall loves!!LewdLibrarians-FOLLOW US!Bailey: @baileygwalkerCourtney: @courtneyduckwilerKristin: @kekavanaughhDONATE TO BAILEY

It’s too hot to be serious, so we’re throwing a Pool Party episode—and you’re ALL invited. Grab your cutest swimsuit, a floppy hat, and whatever drink you can balance on a flamingo float because we are splashing into:📚 The summer reads we’re obsessed with (spoiler: some are spicy enough to sunburn you) 🧴 Our favorite summer products (half of them are skincare, the other half are vibes) 🍹 A full breakdown of what’s in our cups: Aperol spritzes, Cutwater Lemon Drops, and Loren’s signature mojito that may or may not have magical properties 🎶 Courtney's descent into full-blown Sleep Token worship 💖 Oh, and Courtney comes out as pansexual mid-episode, between sips. Happy Pride, babes.Come for the recs, stay for the bisexual chaos, questionable sunscreen application, and a deeply passionate tangent about men in linen shirts. This one’s unhinged in the best way.🎧 Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Pool float not included.LewdLibrarians-FOLLOW US!Bailey: @baileygwalkerCourtney: @courtneyduckwilerKristin: @kekavanaughhDONATE TO BAILEY

We're talking satchels of Richards, spontaneous orgasms, passing out after being pounded, 3 hour flights to Bora Bora, and OMG Ayla's been here the whole? This weeks episode covers My Date With Water by Unfortunate Reads and Tropical Rebound by Licia Dawn. Up Next: Pool PartyLewdLibrarians-FOLLOW US!Bailey: @baileygwalkerCourtney: @courtneyduckwilerKristin: @kekavanaughh

Courtney and Kristin, well, mostly Kristin tell Bailey alllll about Mackenzie and Cooper's unlikely story in Elle Kennedy's Good Girl Complex. The first book in her Avalon Bay series. Courtney just sips her Cutwater Margarita and munches on her Pop Corners. Kristin does a wonderful job and Courtney gives the appropriate 'yeahs and uh huhs'. Be sure to follow our socials to keep up with us. On Deck: Double Feature: My Date With Water by Unfortunate Reads & Tropical Rebound by Licia Dawn. In The Hole: POOL PARTY!LewdLibrarians-FOLLOW US!Bailey: @baileygwalkerCourtney: @courtneyduckwilerKristin: @kekavanaughh

WE'VE GOT OUR FIRST DNF PEOPLE! Kristin and Bailey give Courtney the run down on Deep End by Ali Hazelwood. Well, Kristin tells her about 76% because that's as far as she listened. They also discuss their currents reads and obsessions and have a mini gush session about Teddy Hamilton...because it's Teddy f*cking Hamilton, duh.LewdLibrarians-FOLLOW US!Bailey: @baileygwalkerCourtney: @courtneyduckwilerKristin: @kekavanaughh

Disregard Courtney saying that she would get the episode up on time. She, in fact, did not get it uploaded on Thursday. Anywayyy, This week's episode is Meat by Lizzy Bequin. Do you love aliens, spanking, aliens, spanking, more aliens, and more spanking? How about being fed bread pudding from a hose? YOU DO?? This is the book for you!LewdLibrarians-FOLLOW US!Bailey: @baileygwalkerCourtney: @courtneyduckwilerKristin: @kekavanaughh

Okay so this one was a little rough but we got through it. Courtney and Kristin recount the harrowing tale that is Tommy and Jade's love story. Plus, find out how Courtney broke her foot, how Bailey survived an earthquake, and what made Kristin stop taking notes for a whole chapter. Hey, we're just over here living our lives, drinking rose (Borsao to be exact), going to movies (Sinners, duh), and growing long luxurious hair (thanks Nutrafol).LewdLibrarians-FOLLOW US!Bailey: @baileygwalkerCourtney: @courtneyduckwilerKristin: @kekavanaughh

This week Bailey and Kristin cover Morning Glory Milking Farm by CM Nacosta. Well, Bailey covers it and Kristin fights for her life during the mILkInG scenes. Hey, sometimes we don't always like the books we read. lololol Anyway, dive into Cambric Creek with us and dip your toes into some MONSTER po- smut. Before you go listen... do you think an adult toy company should sponsor us? We think so!LewdLibrarians-FOLLOW US!Regina Sage: @reginasagebooksRegina Sage MerchBailey: @baileygwalkerCourtney: @courtneyduckwilerKristin: @kekavanaughh

This week Bailey and Courtney cover Ocean's Embrace by Regina Sage. A friend of the pod...well really just a friend in real life. Follow the link below to check out her instagram and follow the links there to her website and BUY THIS BOOK. Because it's seriously so good! Delicious, steamy, thoughtful, edge or you seat, shark infested fiction. (I can't take credit for that amazing tagline. It's all Regina.) And I leave you with a parting message: Claspers are a must. Don't forget to head to out Instagram for giveaway details,LewdLibrarians-FOLLOW US!Regina Sage: @reginasagebooksBailey: @baileygwalkerCourtney: @courtneyduckwilerKristin: @kekavanaughh

Brutal Obsession - S. Massery In this episode Courtney and Kristin give Bailey the 411 on this dark, bully, stalker, college hockey, dancer, abduction, primal play, dubcon, love to hate, enemies to lovers, anti hero, somnophilia, spit kink-DEEP BREATH-romance. Dang that's a lot and it's not even all of it. For a full list of content and trigger warnings please check our instagram post. Is Greyson ever nice? Will Violet dance again? Will Nutrafol sponsor Kristin? What about Probably Smut? Does Courtney have a spit kink? Listen to find out.Follow Us On Our Socials

Onyx Storm spoilers ahead! We have waited years for this episode. The Librarians cover the important parts of the newest addition in the Empyrean Series by Rebecca Yarros. By important we mean reenacting and recounting our research of Violet and Xaden’s chair scene. And where the HECK is Broccoli?! With help from our dear friend, Jamie, we discuss theories, conspiracies, the downright bonkers system that is Amtrak, and the age old question: Will Canon Printers finally sponsor us?Insta: @lewdlibrariansTiktok: lewdlibrariansBailey: @baileygwalkerCourtney: @courtneyduckwilerKristin: @kekavanaughh

This episode is a lowkey end of year recap. Bailey, Courtney, and Kristin review their year in books. Their favs and least favs and what they are looking forward to the most in 2025. Be sure to follow our links below and find us on instagram and tiktok. And keep an eye out for our giveaway in the new year!!Insta: @lewdlibrariansTiktok: lewdlibrariansThe Golden Opal: @the_golden_opal etsy.com/shop/TheGoldenOpalthehalf.bloodreader

This time around Courtney and Kristin cover the first book in the Chestnut Springs series - Flawless by Elsie Silver. It's got equal opportunity cowboys, body shots, and chaps. If that sounds like a good time...have a listen.Bailey: @baileygwalkerCourtney: @courtneyduckwilerKristin: @kekavanaghh

Ever thought your step uncle was idk like kinda hot?? Oh yeah me neither toooootalllly.- Tiernan de HaasBuckle in because we’re heading into taboo territory talking about Credence by Penelope Douglas. Bailey is bored, Courtney is swooning, and Kristin is mad and wants justice for Noah.Bailey: @baileygwalkerCourtney: @courtneyduckwilerKristin: @kekavanaghh

It's time! Courtney finally figures out what all hype for ACOTAR is about. Listen as Bailey and Kristin paint the picturesque landscape that is the Spring Court and the not so picturesque scene that is under the mountain. Courtney also investigates whether Feyre dances for a worm or not AND is this the Alaskan Bull Worm from Spongebob or the Shai-Hulud from Arrakis??Bailey: @baileygwalkerCourtney: @courtneyduckwilerKristin: @kekavanaghh

Do you like hot hunky hockey guys? What about short brunette girls that have the voice of an angel? YOU DO?? Then this episode is for you! This week Courtney and Kristin tell Bailey allll about the swoon-worthy romance that is Garrett and Hannah in The Deal by Elle Kennedy Book 1 of the Off Campus Series. For current episode triggers check our Instagram @thelewdlibrarians Follow us on TikTok @lewdlibrariansP.S. We think the volume sounds sosososo much better this time. It can only get better from here.Bailey: @baileygwalkerCourtney: @courtneyduckwilerKristin: @kekavanaghh

Bailey and Courtney recount the sordid adventures of Sloane and Rowan to Kristin. We think Kristin may be just a little traumatized. Yikes! If you like hearing about serial killers, murder, and kinky things you'll want to catch this episode. For current episode triggers check our Instagram @thelewdlibrarians Follow us on TikTok @lewdlibrariansP.S. We know the volume is a little off. HEY it's our first episode!! We'll figure it out!Bailey: @baileygwalkerCourtney: @courtneyduckwilerKristin: @kekavanaghh