The Lonely Hearts Club

Happy season two finale!! To celebrate the occasion, and on theme of Thanksgiving, we're talking... stuffing =) YES!! FINALLY!!! A Sexisode!!!! We always said we wouldn't go there until we were getting paid.. well, we're getting paid now. Your hostesses dive into a viewer question about hook up culture, putting out too early, avoiding situationships, and sending nudes. Allie is packing up for her first international trip with her BF, while Hayley touches on the excitement of a new opportunity. 

In this season's penultimate episode, your hostesses get into some rapid fire Q&A.  What should you do if you're on your third date and it's their birthday? How did you first connect with your partner? How often do you all... do your taxes? Sorry fam, we finally went there!!! Hayley comes clean about a lie she was told and repeated, and Allie reflects on finding something healthy and happy =) 

When it comes to dating apps, we all have our preferences, highlights, and immediate swipe left moments. Let us put you on to some free game, fellas.  Hayley and Allie dissect Hayley's mock profile to go through the do's and don't's of creating, then swipe through aimlessly to highlight their likes and dislikes. Special guest 'Tats' joins the conversation to give us a male perspective before the hostesses discuss their weeks. Allie is finally healthy, and Hayley is stuck in a triangle of ex drama... yes, a literal triangle. 

We're all for trying new things here at The Lonely Hearts Club. From dating different through the decades, to dating daddys and dads, there's a lot to sample on the buffet of love. The hostesses share their own experiences and what worked for them. THEN as they tiptoe into their personal stories, Allie shares her weekly stresses while Hayley cannon balls into the deep end with a massive update involving a broken no-contact, both her exes, and possibly... the final ick. 

Back again... Ghosts of our pasts is here again. I bet you didn't even know we had MORE stories! Our hostesses dive into scary stories of boyfriends past, divulging every single scream and yell from around every turn. Allie dives in on part II of the farmer, while Hayley drops some lore from the farmer's friend.  A viewer from the west coast shares a ghost story from his perspective. 

AHHHHH omg sorry, I thought I saw a ghost. It was just some guy I went on two dates with and never texted me back mid convo about our third date. We've all been there. Ghost, or haunted, we discuss the right and wrong times to disappear, and why choosing to travel to the other side of the veil can be mutual and needed. Listen to stories of our hostesses experiences, then get an update with winner of the week. Allie is under the microscope with spending habits, and Hayley contemplates a seance ahead of a known run in with a ghost of her past.  

Twin flame? More like twin LAME! This week, our hostesses dive into the difference between a twin flame and a soulmate, and the reasons you should be careful of the twin flame feelings.  Rooted in Greek mythology, manifested in your last toxic ex, were they really once the same 4 armed, 2 genitaled human blob as you, or are those butterflies really just anxiety? Allie discovers she may have a new neurodivergence, and Hayley details some tough and destructive renters.

When you're constantly surrounded by celebrity news, TV shows, music and influencers, it's hard not to invest in their romantic endeavors. Allie and Hayley dive into their favorite celebrity couples, and who they think should call it quits. Allie kicks the beehive, Hayley gets a cheeseburger, and one of our hosts is caught in 4K in a place they should have Rose Ran from. 

It's hard out here being a woman... so much love for the dad bod, but what about the 30 something body?! Allie and Hayley dive into being comfortable in your skin and making sure your partner is comfortable in it, too. The ladies discuss fluctuations, hitting the gym, not hitting the gym, and even dressing for yourself unless YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR AND JUST WANT TO STAY HOME!!!!!! This week's winner is named, high's and low's are discussed, and when's the last time you had a full McD's feast?

Did you miss us?? Back with a new and improved episode structure, Allie and Hayley have a LOT to catch you up on... Your favorite host's favorite hosts get into holding on to your individuality in a relationship, doing hood rat shit to keep a relationship honest, and discuss blending your career into your personal business. A new segment where relationships are rated based on the winner of the week reveals Allie is being coddled in the best way, while Hayley is spinning out and referencing reddit lore to describe her current relationship... or lack thereof. 

Hello June, Goodbye TLHC.. maybe? Big news in this one guys.... 

A special guest joins Allie and Hayley to explore alternatives to app dating, talk meet cutes, and encourage you to show up for the first ever Louisville Speed Dating night! Olivia from Olivia Elise Events is starting up a speed dating night in the city and convinces us all why we should give it a shot.  To register for Louisville Speed Dating, click this link. 

In this episode, Allie and Hayley dive into the fibs, half truths and full out lies we tell ourselves to feel better about our lives. From focus on age, to full fledged fibs about friends, it is what it is and we said what we said. The hostesses then dive into some updates about their own dating lives, including a cracked door from Hayley. 

Woah buddy, strap in for a bombshell in the first week back from Derby break. Hayley has some hot off the press information to drop that throws the entire episode into a loop.  A breakup? A situation? A mess? All the above. The hostesses laugh and cry their way through this fat episode to the finish line... or is it only just beginning? Allie has a chaser for the room temp tequila shot. Join Allie and Hayley for Louisville Speed Dating night at Monnik Beer Co. on May 29th, 2024. The event is from 7-9PM, and is $10 entry. F**k the apps, babes. 

It's the most wonderful time of the year. Derby in the Bluegrass! Allie and Hayley dive into their past experiences surrounding the week of debauchery, including run ins with exes, big losses (turkey legs) and how this year has all the makings of being the best yet. 

Who's ready for a menty b episode?! Hayley surprises Allie with a fat and nasty episode about her recent huge admission... she's lonely. She navigates her emotions, how to bounce back from the big sad, and why a social media cleanse may be in order.  She then dives into a part of relationships we've never ventured into before, while Allie adds an important update to a critical conversation.

Do you believe in ranking people before you even meet them? In this week's episode, Allie and Hayley explore the idea that men sort women into categories based on their intentions before they even really get things going. The hosts dig into what each category means, how they've ranked people in the past, and what their categories would be if they created their own. 

Welcome back to the Lonely Hearts Club! This week, our hosts welcome psychologist Patti Weiter to the show to work through some of the most frequently asked questions we aren't qualified to answer. From first date jitters to social media and therapy speak, we're getting down to the things in our brain that make us act how we do. Allie and Hayley share their Sephora sale picks and the latest details of their relationships. 

First date in a long time? Or do you keep going on them over and over and over and nothing is sticking? Inspired by a loyal viewer, we're dissecting how to make your first date really pop, put yourself in the power position, and leave them wanting more even if you're really the best part of the date. From conversation to setting the tone, and making sure you're getting what you want out of it, Allie and Hayley dive deep into the mysterious, terrifying, and occasionally fun world of the first date. 

So that little tinge in your stomach is sticking around, and it's time to have a tough conversation with your lover. DO NOT ask the question 'What are we?' unless you want to immediately lose all power over the answer.  Hayley and Allie dive into how to start off some tough convos, crutches to starting up, and why some answers are always better, even if it isn't what you wanna hear. Hayley touches on a recent tough convo, and Allie removes herself from the playing field. Truly, it's march madness in these streets. 

Hindsight is 20/20, and the vision is crystal clear when it comes to Allie and Hayley's most significant break ups. When you think about it, there's almost always a moment when you realize... this just isn't going to work. More often than not, you brush it away with an excuse like cold feet or previous trauma. But what about when it's right on the nose?     The hostesses dive into the moments they should have hit the road, and what happened to finally put them there. 

Ahhh relationship bliss. Things are going so well. We're so happy and... wait. Did you just clip your keys to your belt loop like a janitor? And what the hell are those on your feet, black sneakers??? Um, we need to talk....    ICKS! We all have them. Some are consistent in all relationships, and some pop out of nowhere like a stomach bug. Hayley and Allie dive into their year's long ick list in this week's episode, then take some time to discuss their own icks and the icks of their lovers past and present. 

In a world inundated with information, how do you know where to go to get what you really need to hear? Honestly, you tell us. We share reaction to a series of 'therapist' messages on relationships, what we agree with and what we don't agree with. Allie and Hayley update with their relationship statuses. 

Hiiiiii besties! If you're reading this, welcome to the pathetic, snot filled, seven days from hell that is the first week after a break up.  Whether you're a long time listener or came here looking for any solid ground, we have you covered with the do's and don't's.  From protecting your pockets to social media and updating your emergency contact, we lay out how to get through the first 7 days. 

You never had to learn the Spanish banger 'Quando, Quando, Quando' and sing it aloud to the classroom when your were in seventh grade at your private catholic elementary school? Damn... ok I guess. Anyway, 'quando' means 'when' in spanish, and in this episode, the hostesses are dissecting their opinions on when in relationships certain things should happen. As per usual, there is some major disagreements when it comes to certain things. From when to meet parents to when to move in, they hit everything except when to fart... unless you listen really close ;)

Happy Valentine's Day babes!!!! On the day made for love, the girlies are getting into their do's and don't's for the best day ever.  Is Valentine's just for the girlies? What should you get your lover? What shouldn't you get them? Do situationships deserve gifts?? JW, honestly... Allie digs in on her dating, Hayley skirts a subject, and the duo tries to plan their holiday after a thwarted double date. 

Happy Galentine's Day!!!! If you've ever suffered a break up so catastrophic you're calling your friends on a Tuesday 7 months later to tell them how much you love them, you aren't alone. Allie and Hayley share the stories of their oldest friends, a friend breakup, and a new friend they made as adults to get your brains focused in on who really deserves some love this month.  Allie continues to source dates from all over, including the HVAC repair guy (great move tbh) and Hayley can't sit still, as usual. 

Have you ever had a significant other break up with you, but you were never dating? We know ol dude is gonna love this title. Hello to our loyal listener!!! Allie and Hayley talk situationships after Allie finds herself on the long end of the breakup text, but they were never even dating.  The ladies discuss the pros and cons of the unofficial official coupling concept, and what can keep your insignificant other happy. The ladies wrap up with dating updates, and Allie issues a call to action to find a Valentine. 

Is it written in the stars? Do the numbers align? Hayley and Allie get into the personality tests, astrology and aura readings of relationships and what they believe is fact or made up.  Allie talks dating while Hayley uses her personal time to hop of her soap box of height judgement, underwear, and deadlifting men. 

What happens when the girlies have to scramble for a last minute pod topic? Allie compiles a list of questions to ask Hayley over a couple of cold ones, and the end result is *burp* hot take after hot take. The hosts offer the latest on their dating journeys, Allie talks dating after break up, and Valentine's Day plans are already in store for... both girls? Talk about HOT. 

No surprises here, Allie and Hayley are doing their millennial best to keep up with the trends online and compiled their own In & Out list. From thrifting to second chances, our Lonely Hearts hosts sort through what they're taking into the new year, and what stays in 2023 where it belongs.  Allie talks about the end of her relationship while Hayley announces her new one. 

3...2...1... HAPPY NEW YEAR BIZNOTCHES!!!! It's new year same queens over here. Allie and Hayley get into their resolutions, with a few shockers from each of them when it comes to the goals. Hayley convinces Allie to go tent camping with her, Allie floats a new idea for The Lonely Hearts Club members, and the ladies continue to keep it all the way 100 about their relationships, cause it's only a new year.

Allie and Hayley settle in for some stories about horrific gifts of Christmas past.  Heart shaped jewelry? Just what you wanted but a day too late? We thought we were on the nice list, and if we were naughty it would have been more in a 'Saltburn' way... We wrap it up with updates on our relationships, working through the anxiety of it all, and a fun holiday game to play with your exes.

DISCLAIMER: This episode contains depictions of real life violence, trauma, talks of suicide and suicidal ideation, and death threats.    The title of this podcast is the National Domestic Violence Hotline number.  As a survivor of domestic violence, Hayley knows how easy it can be to explain away the hurt and pain, literally gaslighting yourself into staying in a dangerous situation.  She starts at the beginning and walks us through her own experience, how she finally left, and how you can help someone who may find themselves in a similar situation. 

Is your tummy bubbling just from the title? Mine is!  This week, Allie and Hayley examine the rewiring of your brain after a loss.  When you think something is a lock for so long and it proves to be a farce, anxiety, lack of trust, and self doubt are bound to creep in, because HOW didn't we see that coming?! We're working through the woes and learning how to trust the most important people in our lives once again... OURSELVES!!!

Hayley and Allie get in to all things social media.  From going too far to not going far enough, the hosts differ greatly on their opinions on what's cheating, what's acceptable and why, and how to deal with those situations when they arise. Allie teases when she's going to launch her relationship. 

In a podcast founded on heartbreak, Hayley and Allie show their full lover girl in an episode focused on their favorite exes. While Hayley dives into a long distance disaster, Allie describes her adventure buddy turned stay at home BF. The girls wrap the week up with an important update and preview the upcoming episodes.

Allie and Hayley get into their opinions on bringing a new lover to family festivities, why you should (or shouldn't) and their plans as their spreadsheets continue to dwindle.  The ghosts of Christmas past haunt the ladies as they discuss how their past relationships were impacted and changed, usually for the worse.  Plus, what to do if your partner is feeling blue about not getting an invite to the party

RED ALERT!! RED ALERT!!! One of the ladies drops the spreadsheet!!!!!!!! With the beginning of a new relationship on the horizon for one of the hosts, we dive into cutting off connections in a healthy and healing way.  Allie and Hayley love themselves deeply, but when someone else sees them authentically, things can get emotional.  The hosts end with some dating updates and someone held on to some hot gossip until the very end of the show.

Allie and Hayley crawl into the studio closet for an honest conversation about weddings, love, and what you should be looking for in a partner. The 'does he, is he' list is introduced and Allie dives into why she isn't having anxiety attacks at weddings anymore. 

Haunted by your Ex? Same.  Allie and Hayley get into some scary dating stories, spooky moments during the breakups, and talk over some of the user submitted content for an extra little treat.  As always, they wrap up with their social moment of the week and a spreadsheet update. 

In this episode, Hayley and Allie make room in the closet for a tall king in common, LR.  He joins the podcast as the first ever guest, discussing IRL dating, how to make a man feel good (PG!!!) and the one thing Allie has done he classifies as thirsty.  

Belly flopping back into the dating pool, Allie and Hayley discuss first dates after their big breakups.  Spreadsheet dating is explained, green flags for self worth, and how to find the first glimpse of hope after you think it's gone. 

Welcome to the Lonely Hearts Club! In this episode, hosts Allie and Hayley explore the house of cards that was their most recent relationships, and the moments after it all came crashing down.  From healing girl summer to downloading (and re-downloading) the apps, we catch you up on what our last couple years have looked like as we prepare to re-enter the single life.