The Lost Lore

Grab some tiramisu (or an espresso martini)! Today, Haley and Jake discuss their love of coffee, from the diuretic benefits to being enchanted by how disgusting it sometimes tastes. We list the top tier ways it should be consumed: as a chic espresso? iced and black? black and hot? dessert in a cup? Haley makes a case for almond milk, and Jake rejects it! Cheers!

Today, your hosts step back into their middle school personalities (Jake’s raunchier than ever, and Haley’s in hall monitor mode) to recount the most fashionable moments of our adolescence! We break down our back-to-school shopping strategies and name the most influential, go-to stores. Then, we discuss the continued impact of shoes like Converse, Rainbows, and Crocs and remember our fallen old-favorites of Sperry’s and toe shoes. Jake tells the story of his short-lived vest phase, and Haley reveals her swoop bang obsession. Bermuda shorts are on, silly bands are exchanged, and for 45 minutes… it’s 2010 again. http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

This week we’re in cow print (synthetic, not real) to discuss life on the farm! Jake, a famous descendant of farmers, explains the significance of all the classic animals to Haley, a famous lover of the indoors. We dive into Billie Eilish’s recent comments about eating animals and have an open-minded discussion on veganism and the challenge of not eating meat in the modern world. We share a true "you never told me that!" moment when Jake remembers his beloved talking parrot, Monk. We dedicate this episode to him (and Steve Jobs, who we also talked about for some reason). For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to our Patreon:http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

We are finally back at the happiest place on earth: our beloved green studio!! We’re dressed as iconic princesses to talk all things Disney animated movies. We cover the classics and share the most special films from our childhoods (The Rescuers, Peter Pan, The Aristocats, and Tarzan to name a few). Of course we can’t resist picking the hottest characters, investigating whether Walt’s body is actually on ice, and doing a few spot-on impressions. To keep the magic going, please give us a 5 star review and join us on Patreon to hear Jake’s riveting Beauty and The Beast fanfic. http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

It’s the final day in our maroon studio and to say goodbye, we’re traveling the rainbow road! Like, we’re literally just talking about colors. We’re firing off our rapid associations with each member of ROYGBIV and petitioning for a drastic cultural pivot away from beige. Then, we laugh about the time in acting school when we had to embody each color (pale pink was a memorable challenge) and pour one out for the infamous gold/white vs blue/ black dress debate. We love an abstract, vibrant episode! Please subscribe to Patreon for full video episodes and to weigh in on the conversation about what color towels Haley actually has:http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Strike a pose, VOGUE! This week, Jake is in a chic gray wig and Haley has clipped in a pair of bangs from 2006 to sing the praises of the most quotable movie of all time, The Devil Wears Prada. We establish that, despite the backward costumes, Haley is actually Miranda and Jake is definitely Andy. Then, we celebrate the memorable and hilarious (yet moving and also deeply impactful) performances by Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci. We name who the true villain of the original film is, make predictions for the upcoming sequel, and vow to up our personal fashion game. That’s all. For full video episodes and to see us in our couture, please subscribe to Patreon: http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Welcome back! You’ve scored a ticket to a discussion about each of our top five favorite concerts we’ve ever been to! We’re relishing in the luck of witnessing iconic shows by living legends (Reba McEntire, Patti Lupone) and modern pop favorites (Sabrina Carpenter, Megan Thee Stallion). Haley tells stories of beefing and bonding with other fans and shares the most unexpected and bizarre way of getting free merch at an Adele show. Jake rises to the challenge and picks shows that AREN’T Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour (but of course… we do a few minutes on The Eras Tour). For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to Patreon: http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Here’s Jakey! (and Haley!) Watch your back and check under your bed because this week we are diving into the world of horror movies and psychological thrillers. Jake is dressed as Casey Becker (from Scream) and Haley is dressed as Chucky (from Chucky) as we discuss the scariest films we’ve ever seen and cover the dark, iconic, and sometimes funny worlds of Midsommar, The Shining, Black Swan, Get Out, Prisoners, and many more. Leave a five star review or the Boogeyman will get you!! For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to our Patreon:http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Your hosts are officially living in different decades because Jake is THIRTY! Today, he’s in the iconic 13 Going on 30 dress and Haley’s in her silkiest sleepover robe to chat about getting older and to reflect on the last three decades. We hold onto to our youth by dreaming up the perfect man (and woman) and exchanging our wildest, most in-depth fantasies. Cheers to the next thirty years!Send Jake a big Happy Birthday by leaving us a 5-star review!! For full video episodes, please subscribe to Patreon:http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Top of the morning to ya and Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Today, we’re decked out in green (and Haley is drunk) to celebrate the luckiest day of all! We’re naming our favorite Irish celebrities, discussing our possible Irish heritage, and lovingly attempting (and butchering) the accent. May you find a four-leaf clover AND leave us a five-star review! Cheers!For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to Patreon:http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Put your paws up (for the second time!!) Today, Jake and Haley are revisiting our very first topic: Lady Gaga! This time, we’re dressed up in Little Monster high fashion (cigarette sunglasses, septum piercing) to discuss the historic, iconic Artpop era and give the album a long overdue round of Applause. We celebrate Gaga’s latest album Mayhem, name her greatest interview moments, and sing more than our producer would like. What can we say? Baby… we were born this way. For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to our Patreon:http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

A braided silver wig, a bad bald cap, and two huge swords have descended upon The Lost Lore this week! We’ve dressed the part and are longing for a medieval world as we dive into Game of Thrones. Haley has just begun watching the series with Jake the mega fan, and we’re covering our favorite characters and controversial plot lines from the first three seasons. We imagine what it would’ve been like if the actors used American accents (like the author, George R. R. Martin). Then, we play a fun game of Marry, F*ck, Kill and decide where we’d best fit in in the GoT universe. For full video episodes (who doesn’t wanna see these costumes?!) and bonus content, please subscribe to our Patreon: http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Welcome back to our ONE-YEAR-OLD podcast!! Today, Haley and Jake are celebrating a year’s worth of episodes of The Lost Lore. We’re reflecting on the last 52 weeks and fantasizing about our wildest dreams for the show. Thank you so much for supporting us thus far!! We love doing this and it means the world that you’re listening <3For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to Patreon:http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Hey Y’all and Yee Haw! Grab a beer, ditch the SPF, and pull up a seat next to your favorite rednecks. Today, Haley and Jake are talking about their shared “glorious lack of sophistication” from growing up in the south around NASCAR-loving (and lovable) rednecks and hillbillies. We exchange absurd stories about our grandparents, dogs, and grandparents’ dogs. It’s not always pretty, but it’s always pretty funny.For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to Patreon: http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Happy Valentine’s Day! Today, Haley and Jake take a trip down memory lane as they exchange their favorite adolescent and adult Valentine’s stories. We share many sidebars between the candy grams and romantic dinners, including: a bloody nose, a late DoorDash delivery, and a serious defense for loving Nickelback. For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to our Patreon:http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Gimme, Gimme Lore!! Today, Haley and Jake are bonding over the one-and-only, BRITNEY SPEARS! We’re naming our favorite songs, quotes, looks, and performances and discussing highlights from her memoir, The Woman In Me. We love Britney Spears 4ever <3For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to our Patreon: http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Voices down and volume up! Today, your two favorite silver fox librarians are covering computer lab, the wonders of reading, and how to kill time in the Media Center ™. We reminisce on childhood favorites (e.g., Goosebumps, The Clique, and A Series of Unfortunate Events) and pour one out for a few plays and classics. Haley remembers a more crass version of Junie B. Jones, and Jake shares about his time teaching To Kill a Mockingbird (equally significant experiences). Then, we pick our best seller list of book-to-movie adaptations.For full video episodes and bonus content (like Jake's Harry Potter fanfic!) please subscribe to our Patreon:http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Welcome back! Today, Haley and Jake are complaining about the miseries of being under the weather. We reminisce on how Jake pretended to be a pre-med student on the first day of acting school and relive the nightmare of having the swine flu in the mid-2000s. We swap stories of our worst illnesses, share our go-to methods to fake sick, and discover that the best medicine really is a half hour with your dearest friend. This is your sign to take a sick day! Enjoy! For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to our Patreon:http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Welcome back to our Girl, Boy, and They Scouts!! In today’s episode, Haley and Jake reminisce on their best camping memories and their complete and total fear of meeting The Killer™ outdoors. Jake dishes on his time in the Boy Scouts and compares the pros and cons of camping in an RV vs. a tent. Haley talks about the one time she went camping, and we bond over our favorite camp-adjacent movies and experiences at sleep-away church camp (and all the sins that occurred there). We’re in full bonfire chat mode as we cover things on topic, off topic, and every delicious Girl Scout cookie in between.For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to our Patreon:http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Welcome back! In today's episode, Haley and Jake have finally been reunited after a two-week-long-holiday-induced separation. We’re recapping the movies (Marty Supreme, Avatar 3) and TV shows (Heated Rivalry) we watched during the break, recommitting to our 2026 delusions, and shooting the shit like no time at all has passed. From celebrity STDs and contemplating posing nude to which Sex and The City characters we identify with and our shared love of audiobooks, the first episode of the New Year leaves no random stone unturned.For full video and bonus episodes, please subscribe to our Patreon! http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Auld Lore Syne! Haley and Jake are wrapping up with the final episode of 2025! We’re discussing our ambitious goals for the new year, like learning new languages, getting ultra, super, mega fit, and kicking our phone addictions while talking on the phone MORE. Then, we each share our most memorable New Years Eve’s to date (Haley’s was at church, Jake’s was in Iceland). Wishing you a very happy and fun New Year’s celebration and an even more wonderful 2026!!! For bonus content and full video episodes, please subscribe to our Patreon as your 2026 resolution: http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Joy to The World, Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays! Jake and Haley are feeling festive as they discuss (and sing, lots of singing this episode) their favorite Christmas songs, movies, and traditions. We swap stories about the role religion played in our childhood holidays and what’s carried into our present life. Then, we take time to read a long forgotten celebrity tabloid scandal. Falalalala! For full video episodes and bonus Christmas content, please subscribe to Patreon:http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

The mother ship has landed! Today, we’re sharing the mics with our final guest of the year: Jake’s mom! Tracy is here to tell stories of Jake as a rambunctious child and answer hard hitting questions from Haley. There’s nothing like a mother’s love or lore, and hers is the best of all! For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to our Patreon:http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

We are gathered here today to honor the dearly departed youth of Haley Griswold and Jake Deyton. Just ahead of Haley’s 29th Birthday, our two nearly 30-year-olds are dressed up in black to reflect on the highs and lows of their 20s. Jake reminisces on beginning the decade in the closet and ending it married with children. Haley celebrates her last year of being the oldest of the young people and looks forward to becoming the youngest of the old people.Thanks for listening! For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to Patreon: http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Happy Thanksgiving! Today, Haley and Jake are filling up their plates and comparing each dish to someone they'd date (hello, holiday rhyme!) We're covering the hits and the ones we would not hit, from turkey to cranberry sauce and all the thrills of green bean casserole in between. Thank you for listening, we are so grateful!! <3For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to Patreon:http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Your favorite Bratz welcome you back! Today, we’re feeling nostalgic as we ride our Razor scooters down memory lane to discuss our favorite childhood toys. From stuffed animals and action figures to assembly toys and infomercial junk, we cover all the things we begged our parents for. Then, an unexpected segment on hair dye. For full video episode + bonus content, please subscribe to Patreon!http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Hello to our hens, stags, and wankers! King Jake and Princess Haley are back and more British than ever to talk all things England. We discuss our opinions of the Royal Family and act out the infamous phone call between Charles and Camilla (with accents and heavy breathing, of course). Then, we name our favorite British slang, musicians, and actors and teach you a bullet proof way to, randomly, do an Australian accent. Pip pip, cheerio!!For full video episodes and to watch us try British treats, please subscribe to Patreon! http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Welcome back! Today, Haley and Jake recap his amazing accomplishment of completing his first marathon! Then, we jump into a Q&A and answer challenging questions like, Can you name an album NOT by Taylor Swift? What are your most used emojis? Perfect body or $50 million? (There is a correct answer).For full video episodes and a bonus Q&A, please subscribe to Patreon: http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Happy Halloween from your two favorite witches, Elphaba and Glinda! Haley is painted green and wearing a hat pointed to the Western Sky, and Jake is back in the blonde wig and dressed head to toe in pink to cover one of his most beloved interests: Wicked. Haley recalls making a grave NYC error and nearly missing the 20th anniversary show. Then, we discuss the book, movies, and musical before Jake shares his extremely in depth Wicked fantasies (like, extremely in depth). For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to our Patreon:http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Today, Haley and Jake tackle the long-awaited and weighty topic of Haley’s all-time-favorite hero: Reba McEntire. We’ve got bad red wigs and big, full hearts to discuss Reba’s most iconic music videos, movies, and TV shows. Haley talks about meeting Reba in Las Vegas and why you should only see your heroes indoors. Jake surprises Haley with a chart analysis that includes some impressive stats from the Queen of Country Music’s career. It’s a Rebalution!For full video episodes and bonus episodes, including a Reba merch haul, please subscribe to our Patreon:http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Jinkies! Today, Velma (Haley) and Daphne (Jake) reminisce on their favorite Scooby Doo movies, tv shows, and songs before solving some mysteries. Haley gets to the bottom of what happened to Amelia Earhart and missing flight MH370. Jake discusses the Dyatlov Pass incident and shares his own terrifying story of being stalked in the woods. We cover the true crime theories we’re most certain of, break down the typical character profile of a step dad, and Marry, F*ck, Kill the rest of the Mystery Incorporated Gang.For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to our Patreon:http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Happy Halloween season everyone!! Haley and Jake are ushering in the spookiest time of year with a classic couple’s costume: Thing 1 and Thing… 1. We’re talking about our first and favorite acting roles, reminiscing on the most challenging accents we learned during our years-long humiliation ritual of acting school, and sharing our best and most ethical techniques for crying on command. Then, we’re joined by a long-awaited special guest. Full video episodes and bonus content: http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Today’s forecast is calling for a riveting conversation about natural disasters, iconic rain scenes, and not-so-sunny (but very funny) discoveries during puberty. We’ve got a pocket full of sunshine as Haley and Jake prove that there’s nothing mundane when talking about the weather. For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to our Patreon!http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Another week, another wig! Haley’s dressed as Harry Styles, and Jake’s channeling preppy boy band energy to discuss One Direction. We’re joined by our dear friend and 1D expert, Sarah, to cover the band’s journey from X Factor auditions to solo careers, and all of the wildest merch, fans, and rumors in between. We’re reading the legendary fanfiction My Mom Sold Me to One Direction on Patreon! Watch here: http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Welcome back! We’ve ordered delivery to celebrate 30 Episodes and to discuss fast food! Haley (dressed as Wendy of the Wendy’s franchise) and Jake (dressed as the Burger King of the Burger King franchise) complete the difficult task of picking the top ten American fast food chains and share stories about their favorites and least favorites. Thanks for listening! For full video episodes and a new bonus ep, please subscribe to our Patreon: http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Hola, Bonjour, and Howdy! Today, Haley and Jake (dressed as the Statue of Liberty) are exchanging travel stories of near and far. Jake reminisces on his time studying abroad in London and shares his real thoughts on Shakespeare. Haley bravely tells the story of her trip to Iceland and surprises Jake with a Canadian delicacy. New bonus episode, full video episodes, and more on our Patreon:http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Welcome back! Today we’re discussing Jake’s favorite thing: CLEANING. We cover the best products (not sponsored) to worst chores (laundry) and the wildest mishaps we’ve had with both. Jake gives a pep talk on the importance of maintaining a clean space. Then, Haley reveals the dark secret that disqualifies him from giving advice.For full video episodes, deleted scenes, and bonus content, please subscribe to Patreon:http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Welcome back to the show and to our new studio! Today, Haley and Jake are going full throttle with the nostalgia to discuss the most impactful shows from Nickelodeon. Grab your slime as we cover the best of Nick Jr, Teen Nick, and Nick @ Nite. For full video episodes, bonus content, and deleted scenes, please subscribe to our Patreon:http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

It’s our last episode in our beloved green studio! Season 1 is ending (but Season 2 starts next week, just in a new location). To wrap this chapter, we’re talking about the ups and downs, the good and bad, and the highest highs and lowest lows of social media. Our most embarrassing posts will be on Patreon on 8/20, subscribe here: http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcastThanks so much for listening and supporting the show for our first 26 episodes!!!

Howdy and yeehaw!! Today, we’ve got our cowboy hats on to talk about country music! Haley and Jake discuss their favorite (and least favorite) country artists, songs, and sub-genres. Fair warning: we cannot stop singing in thick southern accents. For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to our Patreon: http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcastThe Lost Country Music playlist:https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6qK70PVYiI26iJpeM3XIgH?si=PipEBW_BQNOYl8EuhKcOlA&pi=qXPaMKj2QweY8

Grab your tin foil headband because today we’re talking about conspiracy theories! Hard hitting questions include: Is space real? (Unlikely). Are all pro sports a little rigged? (For sure). Could Hillary Clinton be funny?? (Maybe). For full video episodes and bonus episodes, please subscribe to our Patreon!http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcastEmail your conspiracies to [email protected]

MOVE! THAT! BUS!!! Today, Haley and Jake are talking about all things home decor, furniture, and renovation shows. Haley credits London Tipton for her love of feng shui, and Jake recalls his straight days of making out with women on his Wicked pillow case. We reminisce on our childhood bedrooms and our love of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Then, we list our home hacks and home hates. Forgive us if you love beige. Actually, you should be asking us for forgiveness. For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to our Patreon:http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

It’s time to face the music! Today, Haley and Jake catch up on all things singing, playing instruments, and attending band camp. Jake shares his love for playing the piano, and Haley admits how much she regrets quitting the saxophone (to be fair, it was a foot taller than her and causing scoliosis). A deeply personal bathroom cell phone recording of Defying Gravity may or may not be included. For video episodes and exclusive bonus content, please subscribe to The Core Lore our Patreon:http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Welcome back!! In today’s episode, Haley tells the humiliating story of her 21st birthday. Shit.For the scrapped twenty first birthday episode, please subscribe to our Patreon:http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcastThanks for live, laugh, loving and NEVER judging!!

Welcome back! In today’s episode, Haley and Jake celebrate releasing twenty episodes with a juicy game of 20 Questions! The topics are tough (ever had a crush on a cartoon character?) The answers are long (well, we can’t just name one cartoon character). And the laughs are loud (we didn’t know it would be THAT many cartoon characters). For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to our Patreon:http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

We’re going on an adventure!! Today, Jake shares his lifelong dedication to The Lord of The Rings with Haley, who very courageously read the first book and watched the first movie in preparation for this episode (even though she literally has a severe allergy to all of it). We’re dressed up and ready to play Marry, F*ck, Kill, trade Gollum impressions, and discuss the highs and lows of the greatest fantasy story of all time. Wanna be our precious? Please subscribe to our Patreon for full video episodes and bonus content.http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Grab your Birkin bag and a bottle of champagne! In today’s episode, Haley leads Jake down a path he’s never taken as they travel Reality TV Road. She fills him in on all things Bravo, Andy Cohen, and The Real Housewives franchise. Then, they learn the context of some of the most famous Housewives memes, read off the best taglines, and finally reenact an explosive, emotional Real Housewives of Salt Lake City fight. Don’t like something we said in the episode? THAT’S MY OPINION!!! For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to our Patreon:http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Hold on tight, spider monkeys!! Today we’re talking about the greatest love story of all time: Twilight. We fawn over Edward, decide which powers we’d have and what animals we’d hunt (respectfully), and share our favorite moments from this truly perfect and completely unproblematic masterpiece. Haley is dressed up with a deep widow’s peak, and Jake has used all of her highlighter to glow like a vampire for the special occasion.For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to our Patreon! http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Buckle up, baby!! Haley and Jake are back to talk about their most dangerous days on the road: being sixteen-year-old drivers. Haley recounts having her first kiss on her 16th birthday, and Jake talks about renting out the fire department for his party. They cover the fashion, music, and excessive perfume use of that era. Then, Jake humbly shares his story of being in The Hunger Games.For bonus content from this episode and full length video episodes, please subscribe to our http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast

Today, we have our first guest speak-lore! (like, speaker) (we have a guest). Our friend Maddie Regent is here to discuss all things video games! Important topics covered include: Mario, mods, and making the Sims… kiss ;) For full video episodes and bonus content, please subscribe to our Patreon: http://patreon.com/TheLostLorePodcast Check out Maddie’s debut album:https://open.spotify.com/album/0YqHXyPCDqplEwew9NpP9k?si=Xl6q1oTgSlGxlvlwFfOzNw