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The Mildly Profane Podcast
by Tony Fish
Welcome to The Mildly Profane Podcast, where we take a slightly R-rated dive into the everyday bullshit you thought only applied to humans. We're cutting through the red tape and the pleasantries to expose the bureaucratic nightmares that plague every living being—from the IRS coming for a hamster’s cheek-pouch savings to a Labradoodle navigating the complexities of an LLC. If you like your administrative updates with a side of salty language, you’ve found your new favorite show.
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The 1040-Fin: Tony the Goldfish’s Tax Nightmare
In this episode of The Mildly Profane Podcast, we sit down with Tony, a common comet goldfish who just became the first of his species to e-file with the IRS. After his TikTok account (TonyBubbles69) blew up, Tony found himself drowning in brand deals, "self-employment" headaches, and a very cynical accountant named Gary. We’re talking about the grind, the pain, and all the bureaucratic bullshit in between.In this episode, you’ll hear:The Snout Struggle: Why typing a Social Security number with a wet nose is the ultimate 2026 worker's comp claim.Fishy Deductions: How to convince a tax professional that aquarium gravel is a legitimate "business flooring" write-off.The Snail Situation: Why Tony’s freeloading tank-mate failed to qualify as a dependent.Pro-Tips for Pets: Crucial advice on why you should never use TurboTax with damp fins.Grab a drink (preferably one without a goldfish in it) and tune in to hear how the other half—the half with gills and a lot of f-bombs—lives and pays.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to The Mildly Profane Podcast, where we take a slightly R-rated dive into the everyday bullshit you thought only applied to humans. We're cutting through the red tape and the pleasantries to expose the bureaucratic nightmares that plague every living being—from the IRS coming for a hamster’s cheek-pouch savings to a Labradoodle navigating the complexities of an LLC. If you like your administrative updates with a side of salty language, you’ve found your new favorite show.
HOSTED BY
Tony Fish
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