The Milkmen

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The Milkmen

Join childhood best friends Max and Mog - from rural Suffolk England - as they share laughs, banter, and their hilarious takes on the world's latest chaos. From current affairs to quirky life stories, these two are unfiltered, unscripted, and unapologetically funny. Oh, and they’ve got an advice segment, too — because who doesn’t need a bit of questionable wisdom from your favourite duo?

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    Episode 23: Responding To Hate Comments

    The Milkmen are back this week to discuss the Tiktok backlash they faced last week, the male NFL cheerleaders, and helping a viewer with some dating advice. Enjoy!EMAIL US: [email protected] & Tiktok: @themilkmenpod

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    Episode 22: Get To Know

    Arnold Allen and Max are back this week to discuss the Ibiza final boss, Arnold’s beef with a pro boxer, the decline of Page 3 models - and they even do some serious detective work! Enjoy!EMAIL US:[email protected] & Tiktok: @themilkmenpod

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    Episode 21: Farting Off

    Arnold Allen and Max are back to talk about Sydney Sweeney’s controversial American Eagle ad, a crazy phenomenon called ‘farting off’ the funniest thing Arnold has ever seen in the Tesco car park, and car deals gone horribly wrong. Enjoy!Send us an email at:[email protected]/Tiktok: @themilkmenpod

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    Episode 20: Trolling Hitler On Instagram

    The Milkmen are back discussing the passings of Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan, the concept of bullying infamous dictators on Instagram, and the cringe car scene.SEND US AN EMAIL AT:[email protected] + Tiktok: @themilkmenpod

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    Episode 19: Workplace Harassment

    Arnold Allen and Max are back this week to discuss the Usyk v. Dubois results, a tragic MRI gone wrong, Lizzo’s workplace harassment scandal, and how Nascar is way cooler than F1! Enjoy!EMAIL US at [email protected]#usyk #dubois #boxing #ufc #arnold #viral #podcast #comedy #lizzo #scandal #nascar #f1

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    Episode 18: Lifting With The Shaft

    Arnold Allen and Max are back this week covering Conor McGregor’s weightlifting photos, the Ozempic epidemic, Arnold’s newfound Italian culture, and try to get to the bottom of the notorious Felixstowe flasher. Enjoy! SEND US YOUR QUESTION AT [email protected] & Tiktok: @themilkmenpod

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    Episode 17: 'Roid Rage Extravaganza

    The Milkmen are back this week talking about WWE legends like Hulk Hogan & Randy Savage, country music, a local sausage scandal and even help a listener out with a fundraiser. Enjoy!Email us at:[email protected] & Tiktok: @themilkmenpodDonate to the Beer Fund:⁠https://www.gofundme.com/f/sullys-beer-fund/cl/o?attribution_id=sl:5af18d93-e0d4-404d-b975-96da9c424983&lang=en_AU&ts=1751378091&utm_campaign=man_sharesheet_dash&utm_content=amp13_c-amp14_t2&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link&v=amp14_t2

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    Episode 16: Getting Wild The DMs

    Arnold Allen and Max are back this week discussing the Liver King's bizarre recent behaviour, insane conspiracy theories, Arnold's horrific DMs, Max's rugby days and Australian politician Bob Katter. Enjoy!SEND US YOUR QUESTION AT [email protected] & Tiktok: @themilkmenpod

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    Episode 15: The Disney Diddler

    Arnold Allen and Max are back this week to touch on Donald Trump dropping the F-bomb, the Jon Jones retirement (and where that leaves Tom Aspinall), the creepiest p*do ever caught at Disneyland, and local Facebook groups that are thrown into a frenzy by boy racers. Enjoy!SEND US YOUR QUESTION [email protected] & Tiktok: @themilkmenpod

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    Episode 14: The War Room

    Arnold Allen and Max are back this week discussing the impending war with Iran, British politicians, the gayest person on Earth (#pridemonth), and weigh in on an outrageous ultimatum sent in by a listener. Enjoy! SEND US YOUR QUESTION AT [email protected] Instagram & Tiktok: @themilkmenpod

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    Episode 13: What's Your Name?

    Arnold Allen and Max return this week to discuss Elon Musk vs. Donald Trump, celebrity name changes, Whoopi Goldberg, and making love to inanimate objects. Enjoy! SEND US YOUR QUESTION AT [email protected] Instagram & Tiktok: @themilkmenpod

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    Episode 12: The Ross Kemp Special

    The Milkmen are back this week talking all things Ross Kemp, the crazy characters they grew up around in Felixstowe, their time at the Suffolk Show. Oh, and Max gets attacked by a cat on camera. Enjoy! SEND US YOUR QUESTION AT [email protected] Instagram & Tiktok: @themilkmenpod

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    Episode 11: Pooping in The Club

    The Milkmen are back in action this week discussing Max's trip to Slovakia, Arnold getting arrested in Finland, dodgy wrestling videos and even do some thrilling prank calls. Enjoy!EMAIL US [email protected] +Tiktok: @themilkmenpod

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    Episode 10: The Car Wash Vigilante

    Arnold Allen and Max are back this week talking about Max's ongoing beef with several local car washes, angry locals on Facebook, listeners submissions and more! SEND US YOUR QUESTION AT [email protected] Instagram: @themilkmenpodTiktok: @themilkmenpod

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    Episode 9: The Stink Advantage

    The Milkmen are back this week discussing Kanye West’s new song, India vs. Pakistan, dogs barking in the garden outrage and the weirdest things they’ve ever done with their peckers. Enjoy!Contact: [email protected]

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    Episode 8: Arnold Allen Has A Wikifeet Page

    Arnold Allen and Max are back this week to discuss topics including Lily Allen’s Onlyfans page, underage drinking and Arnold’s very own Wikifeet page. They give their two cents about a very disgruntled Suffolk residents issue with camper vans, and they even call a special call in from Big Judy. Enjoy! Email us at: [email protected] us everywhere: @themilkmenpod

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    Episode 7: River Monster Innuendos

    The boys are back this week discussing hot topics like the Eddie Hall fight, cyclists, the innuendoes of river monsters, and dog poo etiquette.

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    Episode 6: The Heroic Dog Fingerer

    Arnold Allen and Max are back again this week discussing hot topics such as the Blue Origin Space trip, naked spas, the dog fingerer in Kingsbury and Mickey Rourke's homophobic appearance on Big Brother. Enjoy!

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    Episode 5: Confessions Of A Public Masterbateur

    Max and Arnold are back this week to discuss teenage Max's intense urges, Arnold's inability to stop pooping his pants, and Max's stunted career as a Youtube boxer!

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    Episode 4: Gym Culture Is Weird

    Arnold and Max sit down this week to discuss hot topics like gym etiquette, WW2, and Max's unhinged tweets.

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    Episode 3: Facebook Community Groups Are Wild

    Today Max and Mog sit down to discuss the insanity that is local Facebook community groups, getting kicked out of high school, and answering a callers medical dilemma. Enjoy!

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    Episode 2: British Truck Stops Are Lawless

    In this episode, Max and Mog discuss the insane things they've witnessed firsthand at British truck stops. Spoiler alert - it gets really sh*tty. They also touch upon true masculinity and what it means to be an alpha male. Tune in for another episode of hilarity!

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    Episode 1: He Hit Me Because He Thought I Was Gay

    In this introductory episode, the boys take you along the journey of how they met, their chaotic childhood in a small English seaside town, and more!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Join childhood best friends Max and Mog - from rural Suffolk England - as they share laughs, banter, and their hilarious takes on the world's latest chaos. From current affairs to quirky life stories, these two are unfiltered, unscripted, and unapologetically funny. Oh, and they’ve got an advice segment, too — because who doesn’t need a bit of questionable wisdom from your favourite duo?

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Arnold Allen

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