The New Heat Podcast

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These cool ghouls need receipts.

The New Heat boys talk for future generations.

Same routine, new allegations.

A lot of pressure to relieve this week! Trump is causing a stir in his BDSM era! The boys contemplate their most desirable wandering companion in the Fallout universe. Alex Jones made the best selling video game of 3023! Be sure to get ready for your new world overlords...KISS! All on this week's The New Heat Podcast

A great, big "Halloween Hello!" from The New Heat! This week, the boys catch up on their Halloween horrors and costumes! After that fright, they discuss the pros and cons of some controversial changes to a beloved TV-show. Followed by the all star cast of a new blockbuster film! All the while, discussing The Three Stooges & Korn at length. Just another week at The New Heat.

'Burning Man' turned to 'Boring Man,' Mexican Congress unveiling alien bodies, Andrew doesn't know about anyone who died, Taylor Swift doing her thing, but all The New Heat Boys can think about is the upcoming The Mars Volta concert. Join them as they discuss their favorite songs, and some of their favorite recent events on this weeks episode of The New Heat Podcast!

This episode of The New Heat goes off the rails! Age dives deep into political discourse, how very out of character! Ryan wants you, the audience, to understand the The New Heat a little better, in his new segment: Playing Favorites! There's also Ry's Game Corner and plenty of silly news and updates! Stay hot!

Ryan was right! Lizzo has been mean this whole time as Ryan predicted! Also, aliens are real as Ryan predicted! Did Andrew predict anything? Perhaps Paul Reubens? Or that Roger Waters would tarnish the great name of Pink Floyd? Find out on this weeks The New Heat Podcast!

It's hot outside, but you can come chill with The New Heat boys! Andrew is afraid for Axl Rose's health, and Ryan is afraid for Lil Uzi's mind! Luckily, Drake wrote a book of poetry to calm The New Heat's nerves. Finally, a mystery man was spotted recording in Hollywood, fulfilling a prophecy made by Ryan many episodes ago!

The New Heat turns a year old today, so warm your ears, hearts, and genitals for "The 1st Annual Heativersary!" Or should it be "Heatversary?" Either way, join The New Heat as they drown in this week's updates to our everyday lives, and relish in some of their favorite memories together over the years! Thank you for your continued support! Here's to another year of HEAT!

We're all human, and that means we all love one common thing: COMEDY. Yes, this week The New Heat is getting into some of their favorite forms of comedy and delve into the intricacies of the new smash comedy hit "Tim Robinson's 'I Think You Should Leave" and its subsequent new season! Andrew is getting this weird YouTube ads again and he needs your help purging his algorithm! Ryan has a few praises to sing in his new Drizzle Report, and a few messes to clean up in his newest addition to Game Corner! Come yuck it up with The New Heat Podcast!

This week, The New Heat Boys delve into Ryan's new musical find in an attempt to make A.j. a better lover. Coachella is all A.j. can think about after some rousing performances stirred his heart. The ongoing writers strike has movie deal opportunities for The New Heat! And finally, grab your Xanax, light the incense, run yourself a warm bath, because the boys discuss everything they felt and thought about the movie going experience that is Ari Aster's "Beau Is Afraid"

Where were you 72 seasons ago? The New Heat Boys reflect on where they were and where Metallica was 72 seasons ago with their new album! Are your eyes welling up over the loss of your favorite childhood actor? Reflect with The Boys over Michael J. Fox and his new documentary: Still. Finally this episode, The Boys are in trouble! Can they come to an agreement over the quality of David Lynch's Inland Empire? You'll feel the heat after this episode of The New Heat Podcast

The heavens are shining down, for a brief moment, onto The New Heat boys! Join them in revisiting their youth, with the new Resident Evil 4 Remake, and everything that it means to them! The Boys are taking a deep dive into the classic game, and their thoughts on how the remake is holding up. Don't you worry, there's also plenty of aliens from Ryan, and some Rock 'n' Roll news from A.j.! It's the same ol' New Heat that you know and love, jump into the fire! patreon.com/TheNewHeatPodcastInstagram.com/TheNewHeatPodcastTwitter.com/NewHeatPodcastFacebook.com/The-New-Heat-101031619272174Youtube.com/channel/UCyVkt5dmM7KV601RJiyhGmA

What in the world are you SAYING?  In today's episode, The Boys try to decipher what the parallels are between today's youth's lingo and our millennial counterparts.  Who the hell is tweeting on Andrew Tate's Twitter, and are they the world's next brilliant philosopher?  Do The Boys agree with this years Oscars and its winners?  What the hell are MedBeds?   Are Post Malone and Cole Sprouse okay?  Jump into the flames with The New Heat Podcast! patreon.com/TheNewHeatPodcast Instagram.com/TheNewHeatPodcast Twitter.com/NewHeatPodcast Facebook.com/The-New-Heat-101031619272174 Youtube.com/channel/UCyVkt5dmM7KV601RJiyhGmA

My fellow Americans, this is your President Joe Biden, here to tell you all the wonderful ways The New Heat Boys will entertain you this week.  Ryan has heard some of my most powerful addresses, and is willing to dive right into them for you.  Andrew saw Billy Corgan eat a bag of chips, and I think that's just great.  The Boys are going to pick sides in the Hasbulla vs. Abdu Rozik beef,  that fine young man Sonny Moore is back making The Boys sad again, and finally tonight, Andrew will describe proper etiquette while dueling at Yu-gi-oh locals.  Yes, it's a fine show today, one that I'm proud to bring you.  I hope you can find a Vaporeon of your own and live our great American dream. Thank you, and Goodnight patreon.com/TheNewHeatPodcast Instagram.com/TheNewHeatPodcast Twitter.com/NewHeatPodcast Facebook.com/The-New-Heat-101031619272174 Youtube.com/channel/UCyVkt5dmM7KV601RJiyhGmA

"Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap." Well shut up sad Eternal Sunshine Jim Carrey, it's time to turn up and burn up for the New Heat's Valentine's Day Special, where the boys are joined by special guest DarkStar to dive into all things Chaos Magic! How will you choose to active your sigil? Is the Grammys destroying our family values with it's Satanic Rituals?! Can DarkStar teach Andrew how to will his most desired Yugioh Cards into existence? Crack open a cold one, pinch Cupid's nipple, and start invoking your Chaos Will now, because the New Heat is in the mood for love.   patreon.com/TheNewHeatPodcast Instagram.com/TheNewHeatPodcast Twitter.com/NewHeatPodcast Facebook.com/The-New-Heat-101031619272174 Youtube.com/channel/UCyVkt5dmM7KV601RJiyhGmA

How much were AJ's Magic cards worth?  Did Elton John like Linda Ronstadt a little too much?  Why did Panic! at The Disco go away?  Is Mr. Beast good or bad?  Will Rick and Morty survive?  How will AJ survive any of these new apocalypse scenarios?  Do you run or walk up the basement stairs?  Is your name Jeff, and are you an American?  A lot of questions, but how much time?  The New Heat Boys know. Instagram.com/TheNewHeatPodcast Twitter.com/NewHeatPodcast Facebook.com/The-New-Heat-101031619272174 Youtube.com/channel/UCyVkt5dmM7KV601RJiyhGmA

The New Heat Boys are being held against their will by an insatiable, lustful, but mostly horny AI!  How did this happen? Who is to blame?  Who can save them?!  There is a glimmer of hope in the darkness, in the shape of a round, balding, but most-certainly American man: Paul Wayne and his Telecaster!   He came straight to save the boys after he helped them expose the atrocities surrounding the landfills in India!  Together, they were vying to vanquish the villainous Velma on her voracious voyage venturing for box-office victory!  Then, they all went home and played a game of "Cringe or Syringe" Ry's new game show, and they all talked about Austin Powers all night, baby. Yeah.  Come get torqued. Instagram.com/TheNewHeatPodcast Twitter.com/NewHeatPodcast Facebook.com/The-New-Heat-101031619272174 Youtube.com/channel/UCyVkt5dmM7KV601RJiyhGmA

Original air date (technical difficulties): January 3rd, 2023 The New Heat Boys awaken from their holiday hibernation, bearing gifts for one and all!  Ry & Age exchange belated Christmas presents, and Ryan gets some wild birthday gifts from Andrew!   However, Ryan prefers to celebrate a little differently this year, and would like to celebrate with a DEATHday.  Then, acclaimed memer Salt Bae is in hot water for something he did to a cup?  A man yelled at a teenager and said that books are dumb,  Logan and Trump are trying to scam you of your money...but you get awesome NFTs and pets;  and epic lawsuits for some epic game companies!  Finally, the Boys give their resolutions, and some well wishes to 2023.  All this and more, and Happy New Year 2023 from The New Heat Podcast! Instagram.com/TheNewHeatPodcast Twitter.com/NewHeatPodcast Facebook.com/The-New-Heat-101031619272174 Youtube.com/channel/UCyVkt5dmM7KV601RJiyhGmA

’T was The New Heat before Christmas, when all through the house The Boys HOLIDAY SPECIAL was stirring, SO WAKE UP THE MOUSE!  “Now, Robots! now, R. Kelly! now, Prancer and Vixen! On, The Prince of Saudi Arabia! on Cocaine Bear! on, Donder and Blitzen! The New Heat Boys wanted to give you a gift this year because you've been so nice to them, and because you've been so naughty... The Boys go over holiday memories new and old, and dive into what makes the holidays special for them, while also giving you a little holiday news you can tell your drunken uncle after his annual racist jokes!   Thank you all for your support!  Happy Holidays! Instagram.com/TheNewHeatPodcast Twitter.com/NewHeatPodcast Facebook.com/The-New-Heat-101031619272174 Youtube.com/channel/UCyVkt5dmM7KV601RJiyhGmA

Well now, thanks for joinin' these here New Heat boys in the Swamp!  This week The Boys are getting you out of your Holiday funk with some kooky alien & skin-walker sighting.  Andrew is livid at the state of the AMA's and the wardrobe displayed by one guest in particular!  Can peanuts teleport?  Listen to a comprehensive peanut caper that comes to us from Ryan's confused mother.  Can Andrew's hypothetical friend escape the long arm of the law?  And finally, break out your gimp suits and talcum powder, because there's a WAR goin' on in the leather packed streets of the UK!  All this and more in this weeks episode of The New Heat Podcast! Instagram.com/TheNewHeatPodcast Twitter.com/NewHeatPodcast Facebook.com/The-New-Heat-101031619272174 Youtube.com/channel/UCyVkt5dmM7KV601RJiyhGmA

If only we could get Fetterman, Pikachu, and Guillermo del Toro onto a Drake album, but until then, this is the closest thing you've got!  This crazy week, The New Heat boys are dipping their pinky toes into politics...don't worry, its a short swim.  Then Ryan found some real rapscallions on the internet, of all places, and is sending them a cease and desist for their destructive - and surprisingly pokemon ways.  Andrew's found a new crush on the big screen, and we're all waiting with bated breath to hear their love blossom.  Guillermo del Toro makes a brief and short-winded surprise visit to the show!  (That, or Ryan can channel him entirely.)  Finally, The New Heat boys delve deep into the dark poetry of Drake's new album: "Her Loss" and they try unravel the twisted web that is Aubrey Drake Graham's mind. Thank you all for your love and support over 10 episodes so far!! Instagram.com/TheNewHeatPodcast Twitter.com/NewHeatPodcast Facebook.com/The-New-Heat-101031619272174 Youtube.com/channel/UCyVkt5dmM7KV601RJiyhGmA

Get your diapers.  Call the priest.  Tell your mom you love her.  This week The New Heat boys are going summoning in Ryan's new house.  Will they find Sinister Spirits?  Devilish Demons?  The MAILMAN?  Will Andrew ever figure out the newest Yu-Gi-Oh meta?  Will Ryan ever look at Pittsburgh favorably?  WILL THE BOYS EVER FIND LOVE?  ...and...who...is...Jane?  Get your sage and lighters, you're going to need 'em.   Instagram.com/TheNewHeatPodcast Twitter.com/NewHeatPodcast Facebook.com/The-New-Heat-101031619272174 Youtube.com/channel/UCyVkt5dmM7KV601RJiyhGmA

One, two, New Heat's gonna scare you.  Three, four, Spooky Season episodes at your door!  This episode, The New Heat boys get creepy when they pull at the heart strings of the new cenobites and what makes them tick?  And Ryan get scared as heck over the new Dahmer series and whether or not Jeff went to heaven!  Then we peer into the putrid mind of Rob Zombie and see what his new film has in the way of fiendish frights!  All this and more on the Spooky Series of The New Heat Podcast! Instagram.com/TheNewHeatPodcast Twitter.com/NewHeatPodcast Facebook.com/The-New-Heat-101031619272174 Youtube.com/channel/UCyVkt5dmM7KV601RJiyhGmA

Well make me a sandwich and call me the King, the Boys have returned. Ryan plans the house of his dreams, as we play Straight Eye for the Spider Ry. Andrew wants the people to know: Jean Jackets are back. Hop on the Crazy Train to Heatville, because Papa Ozzy dropped some fire, kids, and he's Mister Darkness now. Will there be any saving Pittsburgh when the Laternflies invade? Ryan Ebert has something to say about movies these days. And lastly, we ponder on what we'd like to be doing whenever we grow old, together. The weather outside may be getting frightful, but the heat is so delightful. 0:00 Intro 1:11 A Phone Call From Bill Howley 9:56 Ryan's Home Renovations 20:21 An Empire of Jean Jackets 27:17 Ozzy's Bat, I Mean, Back 34:39 Pittsburgh Bug Invasion 45:11 Ryan Goes To the Movies 56:02 Growing Old Together Follow us below for the most up to date heat: Instagram.com/TheNewHeatPodcast Twitter.com/NewHeatPodcast Facebook.com/The-New-Heat-101031619272174 Youtube.com/channel/UCyVkt5dmM7KV601RJiyhGmA

The New Heat boys are sweltering with all this Western talk!  Take a trip to San Quentin, and you might just get your nickle back.  Are you feeling green? Because Andrew is over the new She-Hulk episode and his love of Clint Eastwood, and the boys get a special call from Mr. Eastwood himself.  Ry explains all about the new Queen of the World, and her controversial decrees.  Then, a much needed Drizzle Report as we check in on Drake and his Twitch tribulations.  Instagram.com/TheNewHeatPodcast Twitter.com/NewHeatPodcast Facebook.com/The-New-Heat-101031619272174 Youtube.com/channel/UCyVkt5dmM7KV601RJiyhGmA

The heat could not be contained to the mere audio format, and now, the boys are diving head first into the realm of the cinematic. Open your eyes, sheep: The Aliens are here, my guy. Ryan continues his ever loving quest to be sponsored by Doctor Pepper with a live taste testing extravaganza. When it rains, the Driz Report pours, as we introduce our segment dedicated the October's very own, Drake. Revisit the thrill of the Trial of the Century. Ponder what sort of things could be crimes in the future. And finally, take a ride through that tunnel of love with our nostalgic trip to Pittsburgh's beloved Kennywood.     0:00 Intro 6:33 Aliens, My Gaia   11:24 Doctor Pepper Berry Surprise   17:05 The Driz Report #1   28:00 The Trial of the Century Recap   38:07 Grimes of the Future   50:45 Kennywood: Wood As In Boner Follow us below for the most up to date heat:  Instagram.com/TheNewHeatPodcast Twitter.com/NewHeatPodcast Facebook.com/The-New-Heat-101031619272174 Youtube.com/channel/UCyVkt5dmM7KV601RJiyhGmA

Grab your shades and sun screen, because we're headed to a funeral! Try to solve the mystery of the humanoid cybernetic security robot haunting Andrew's YouTube Ads. Swoop down that hair, you old emo, and get ready for Ryan's hot take on Hawthorne Height's singer. Hide your kids, because Andrews coming in hot about children, Matilda style. Time travel back to the year 2000, and recount our "birds and the bees" talks that we had with our fathers. And finally, recap the hottest trial of the century: The Trial of Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. Who exactly is in Avenged Sevenfold these days anyways? Saddle those britches, bitches, the heat is on!  0:00 Intro   3:53 Weekend at Goonew's   10:29 Andrew's Security Robot Ad Mystery 19:19 Hawthorne Heights and Lows 28:09 Andrew Hates Children: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Child   32:49 Remembering Our Birds and the Bees Talks   39:09 Ryan and Andrew Steal the World 42:02 The Saga of Johnny Rotten Appleseed and Amber Turd 58:40 The Lifestyle's of the Rich and the Famous: Avenged Sevenfold   Follow us below for the most up to date heat:   Instagram.com/TheNewHeatPodcast   Twitter.com/NewHeatPodcast Facebook.com/The-New-Heat-101031619272174 Youtube.com/channel/UCyVkt5dmM7KV601RJiyhGmA

We're back again, and here to delve into the serious addiction of Ryan and his Doctor Pepper Cream Edition. Pink Floyd is back too, and they want you to sleep. We debate the hotly divisive new Texas Chainsaw Massacre film, and the logistics of renting a party bus: Leatherface Style. All you gamers out there, dust off your cartridge and pop in that Elder Ring. What's the Strangest Thing? Millie Bobbie Brown's face in the new Season. And we conclude with a recap of the legend himself, Nic Cage, during his 2022 Reddit AMA. Are you sizzling yet?     0:00 Intro   4:12 DP Creamer: Ryan's Doctor Pepper Cream Problem   11:30 Pink Floyd, Hey Hey, Go To Sleep 22:33 Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Is It Hard To Rent A Party Bus?   37:29 Ry's Game Corner: Elder Rings 47:14 Which Would Ryan Pick?   52:28 Stranger Things: Ryan's Euthanasia Ray 59:14 Nic Cage Reddit AMA Follow us below for the most up to date heat:  Instagram.com/TheNewHeatPodcast Twitter.com/NewHeatPodcast Facebook.com/The-New-Heat-101031619272174 Youtube.com/channel/UCyVkt5dmM7KV601RJiyhGmA

The boys are back in town, and they're taking no prisoners this time. Recap the slap heard around the world at the Oscars. Put on your learning hat, and get ready to learn all about NFTs. Feel the seething rage invoked by Jack White and his utter nonsense. Cool down with a nice reading from Andrew of the Red Hot Chili Peppers' new song. And lastly, saddle up that ball gag for a journey into Pinhead's Lair. The heat is back, baby. 0:00 Intro   0:40 Will Shmitty Hit A Man: A Lesson On Slap Form with Ryan 8:45 NFTs, If You Please   19:20 A Plea From a Flea: The Bad Gun vs Jack White   31:01 A Red Hot Chili Pepper Reading by Andrew   41:02 Dream A Little Dream Guests   50:48 Pinhead Has A Podcast and Andrew Loves BDSM Follow us below for the most up to date heat: Instagram.com/TheNewHeatPodcast   Twitter.com/NewHeatPodcast Facebook.com/The-New-Heat-101031619272174 Youtube.com/channel/UCyVkt5dmM7KV601RJiyhGmA

Join Ryan and Andrew on an other worldly journey to the exotic Planet of Triclopia. Catch up with John Mayer and his guitar problem. Behold a tale as epic as time itself, with Andrew's Grocery Store Iliads. Discover our hot takes on The Batman (2022). Grab your rifle and get in line, soldier, because it's time to join the ranks in Ryan's War. And lastly, tune in for our WDB (Weekly David Beg), where Ryan wills his deepest David Lynch desires into existence in an attempt to inspire the man who inspired us all. 0:00 Intro   3:16 The Triclopians   7:38 John Mayer's Guitar Problem   14:33 Ryan's Condom Corner   20:02 The Grocery Store Iliads   35:51 The Batman (2022)   42:14 When Nature Calls...   52:41 Ryan's War   59:18 Inspiring Lynch (Weekly David Beg) Follow us below for the most up to date heat: Instagram.com/TheNewHeatPodcast   Twitter.com/NewHeatPodcast Facebook.com/The-New-Heat-101031619272174 Youtube.com/channel/UCyVkt5dmM7KV601RJiyhGmA