The No Wives Club

The Clubbers bounce around like a pinball machine this time, and attempt to give advice to a listener who is angry that his life partner passed away. Then what do you do to solve a hilarious modern problem when your two Cyber (virtual) boyfriends get jealous of each other? Have you ever had a song stuck in your head and just won’t go away? And what do you think happens when we die? Featured cocktail: The Casino. A pre-Prohibition drink that balances gin with Luxardo, maraschino liqueur, lemon and Orange bitters. Garnished with a Luxardo cherry. It is a bright, botanical, and slightly sweet “Daisy” style cocktail.We realize there are those that face challenges with alcohol. We support you and hope that you are able to appreciate what we offer here.Clubbers: Patrick, Bruce and Marty.Recorded at the Secret Studio. Produced and edited by Sam Anderson. Theme song lyrics composed by Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page- Affoumado.Calls and voicemails gladly accepted and encouraged. Visit our website Nowivesclub.com, Facebook page, and check out our new Patreon. Email Talktous at nowivesclub.com.

The usually upbeat Clubbers are feeling a bit down this episode, but rally with their gift of laughter. In an effort to feel better, the Boys run roughshod over realizing it’s OK to feel low if you know that it’s temporary, and you WILL be OK. Then somehow the origin of the Universe came up running the range from physics to meta- physics. And finally A. I. and the evils of the internet you’re on right now. A lot of ground covered in this one.Featured cocktail: the Bloody Caesar. Like a Bloody Mary but with clamato juice, Worcestershire sauce, vodka and a celery salted glass. Often served with a BBQ shrimp garnish. Truly an “Ides of March” drink. Et tu Brute?We realize there are those who face challenges with alcohol. We support you and hope you are able to appreciate what we offer here. CLUBBERS: Marty, Bruce and Patrick.Recorded at the Secret Studio. Produced and edited by Sam Anderson. Theme song lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page Affoumado.Calls and voicemails gladly accepted and encouraged. Visit Nowivesclub.com, our check out our Facebook page, and email us at Talktous at nowivesclub.com.

We always welcome a variety of listeners but this time our focus is on older gay gentlemen who actually prefer and enjoy staying single. Not everyone wants or needs another to complete them or their lives. To those guys, we salute you and discuss some reasons why. Then the ever famous NWC Clubbers bitch session takes on people who insist on wearing waaaaay too much cologne filling the room with what smells something akin to Raid bug spray, and the ever obnoxious “Loud Talkers.” We all know one of more of them, don’t we?Featured cocktail: The original Irish coffee. A fortified hot drink to warm the cockles of your tasteful little hearts. Coffee, Irish whiskey and sugar finished off with a dollop of sweet whipped cream. The perfect winter time double buzz! We realize there are those who have challenges with alcohol. We support you and hope that you are able to appreciate what we offer here. NWC Clubbers: Patrick, Marty and Bruce.Recorded at the Secret Studio.Produced and edited by Sam Anderson.Theme song lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Veronica Page-Affoumado and Seth Affoumado.Calls, voicemails and emails gladly accepted and encouraged. Website: Nowivesclub.com, email: Talktous @ no wives club dot com. Hit our Facebook page and give us a shout https://www.facebook.com/thenowivesclub/about

We Three Quee… disoriented are. Happy…Merry Christmukah? The Clubbers give us a hilarious send up of all the year end holidays. Childhood holiday memories are shared and their favorite holiday movies discussed. Was Die Hard a Christmas movie? Was Olive, the other reindeer the ringleader who wouldn’t let Rudolph play in any reindeer games? That bitch. And Rappin Santa graced us with a special song!Featured cocktail: The Grinch, of course. A delightfully sinister drink made with Vodka, Pineapple juice, Blue Curaçao, simple syrup, lemon juice and green food coloring for the ultimate effect. Bright, citrusy, sweet and sure to please all the Whos in Whoville! We realize there are those that have alcohol challenges. We support you and hope that you are able to appreciate what we offer here.NWC Clubbers: Patrick, Marty and Bruce.Produced and edited by Sam Anderson. Recorded at the secret studio. We want to hear from you! Email talktous at nowivesclub dot com, visit our website Nowivesclub.com or check out our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/thenowivesclub

This one is really special. The Clubbers celebrate the holiday and run the gamut from funny to poignant as they discuss what being thankful truly means. New philosophies take over in guidance of daily life. The bucket list is revisited with fresh eyes. Finding joy in an ever challenging world, and remember to check any suspicious moles.Featured cocktail: The Holiday Cranberry Spritzer. Get spritzered with this piquant and zippy beverage. Sweet and bright with just a hint of bitter. Kinda like life, huh?We realize there are those that have challenges with alcohol. We support you and hope that you are able to appreciate what we offer here.NWC CLUBBERS: Marty, Bruce and Patrick.Recorded at the Secret Studio.Produced and edited by Sam Anderson.Theme song lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page-Affoumado.Call, voicemails and emails gladly accepted and encouraged.Visit our website: Nowives.com, email talktous at nowivesclub dot com, and check out our Facebook page.

The Clubbers are thrilled to start their 3rd season with a really special interview guest, comedian, actor and author, Scott Capurro. You may remember him as Aunt Jack in the film Mrs. Doubtfire. His list of credits is longer than Joan Rivers’ surgical history and his stories are filled with humor, compassion and absolutely guaranteed to make you laugh your eyebrows off. This episode is as about as much fun as you can have with your clothes still on!Featured cocktail: Vodka on the rocks. High quality potato juice over ice cubes. Scott’s favorite. We realize there are those that have challenges with alcohol. We support you and hope that you are able to appreciate what we offer here. NWC Clubbers: Marty, Bruce and Patrick.Recorded at the Secret Studio.Produced and edited by Sam Anderson.Theme song lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page-Affoumado.Calls, voicemails and emails gladly accepted and encouraged.Visit Nowives.com, Email talktous at nowivesclub dot com. Or hit our Facebook page.

The Clubbers are thrilled to wrap up their second season with a special surprise guest! Playwright, author, professor and museum exhibit entrepreneur, Marty Martin. You may know him from his award winning play, Gertrude Stein, Gertrude Stein, Gertrude Stein - a “One Woman Show” he wrote especially for the star, Pat Carroll. A dramatic force with which to be reckoned in her own right, she shown like Broadway klieg lights in this performance. See it if you can. It is available on YOUTUBE. Being an old boyfriend of Patrick brought back fond memories and was a joyous bonus! Featured Cocktail: The classic Martini. Gin, dry vermouth with a Spanish olive to garnish. A favorite drink of Marty Martin’s, our resident mixologist, Marty Bryce made us some extra special ones. A Martini…for Marty…made by Marty. A Marty party! We realize there are those that have challenges with alcohol. We support you and hope that you are able to appreciate what we offer here. NWC CLUBBERS: Bruce, Marty and Patrick.Recorded at the Secret Studio. Produced and edited by Sam Anderson.Theme song lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page Affoumado.Calls, voicemails and emails encouraged and gladly accepted. Visit our website Nowivesclub.com, email Talktous at no wives club dot com, and check out our Facebook page. 

This one’s a great one! The Clubbers get really deep this time. Is this reality truly what we see and perceive it to be? Can your brain lie to you? And is therapy any activity that is therapeutic? Our younger listeners are encouraged to spread the good word. Our joy is welcoming all humans of any age and gender, however they identify to listen and have fun with us. We have some super phone calls and emails to share. Featured cocktail: The French “75.” A delightful blend of Gin, fresh lemon juice, simple syrup, and champagne garnished with a lemon twist. Sweet and refreshing, and it creeps up on you. Not happy about the origin of the name, but hey, whattaya gonna do? We realize there are those who face challenges with alcohol. We appreciate and support that and hope that you can find a way to appreciate what we offer here. NWC CLUBBERS: Patrick, Bruce and Marty.Produced and edited at the Secret Studio by Sam Anderson.Theme song and lyrics but Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page-Affoumado.Calls, voicemails and emails encouraged and gladly accepted. Email talktous at nowivesclub dot com. Visit us online at Nowivesclub.com or on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thenowivesclub/

The Clubbers play the cosmic pin ball machine this episode bouncing from age appropriate attraction, pronouns today, and what really bugs us. And we ponder is using the term “therapy” a plus or minus? And is global idiocy caused by a finite amount of intelligence spread among an infinite amount of humanity? Also boofing and gooning - new words for a new world. Featured cocktail: The Sloe Gin Fizz. A mix of sloe gin, made from sloe plums, lemon juice, simple syrup and soda water. A time worn classic from the wild days of the 1920’s. Sweet, spicy, refreshing and makes a really pretty drink. We realize that there are those who face challenges with alcohol, and we support you and hope that you can find a way to appreciate what we offer here.NWC CLUBBERS: Bruce , Marty and Patrick.Produced an edited at the secret studio by Sam Anderson.Theme song and lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page Affoumado.Calls, voicemails and emails encouraged and gladly accepted. Visit Nowivesclub.com, or email talktous at nowivesclub dot com.

The penchant for drinking shared by the Clubbers goes into the hilarious stratosphere in this therapy session. Fans of Brooklyn Nine Nine will revel in Amy Santiago’s mood swings as she drinks multiple cocktails. Then the boys share their own stories with Grog. An intriguing omelette recipe, and what the hell is a Donkey Punch? Featured cocktail: The Kryptonite. Superman’s arch nemesis. An exotic mix of liqueurs served over ice crystals from the Fortress of Solitude. We realize there are those who face challenges with alcohol and we are here to support everyone in finding ways to enjoy what we offer here. NWC Clubbers: Marty, Bruce and Patrick.Produced and edited by Sam Anderson at the Secret Studio.Theme song and lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page Affoumado.Calls, voicemails and emails gladly accepted and encouraged. Or email talktous at nowivesclub dot com.Hit our website: Nowivesclub.com or our Facebook page for more fun!

In this week’s club therapy episode, the boys engage in a hilarious bitch session that runs the gamut from why older folks sometimes get crotchety to shrinking products like select-a-size paper towels and why bar soap is curved. They also discuss how not feeling so good every now and then is OK, and how our interactions can affect others. Bruce’s story of hugging in the grocery store leaves us on a high note. Featured cocktail: The Amalfi Spritzer, a bright, zippy blend of limoncello, Prosecco and sparking water. A Mediterranean delight! We realize there are those who face challenges with alcohol and we are here to support everyone in finding ways to enjoy what we offer.NWC Clubbers: Marty, Bruce and Patrick. Produced and edited by Sam Anderson at the Secret Studios.Theme song and lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page-Affoumado.Calls, voicemails and emails gladly accepted and encouraged. Email talktous at nowivesclub dot com. Hit our website: Nowivesclub.com or our Facebook page for more fun!

The Clubbers revisit the purpose of dogs and the unique bond gay men have with their pets. Then the roller coaster starts at surprise poops and ends with a question: do you stand up or sit down to pee. Ya just never know what to expect from these three. And was it easier to make friends as kids than it is now? Featured cocktail: the Negroni. A unique mix of gin, Campari, sweet vermouth and an orange peel garnish. A very awakening sensation with a titty twister at the end. We realize there are those who face challenges with alcohol and we are here to support everyone in finding ways to enjoy what we offer.NWC Clubbers: Bruce, Marty and Patrick.Produced and edited by Sam Anderson at the Secret Studios. Theme song and lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Veronica Page -Affoumado and Seth Affoumado.Calls, voicemails and emails gladly accepted and encouraged. Email talktous at nowivesclub dot com or hit our website Nowivesclub.com, and our Facebook page for more info and fun.

Therapy, too many jokes about prolapsed anus, and what exactly was in Queen Elizabeth’s purse? This one jumps around a lot, but is sure to tickle your funny bone. The Clubbers really knock it out of the park with this one. Everything from vocal fry and mouth sounds to bedwetting and pee dreams. Get ready to get your laugh on! Featured cocktail: the Greyhound. Vodka and grapefruit juice, with a cucumber spear. We understand that there are those who may face challenges with alcohol and we are here to support everyone in finding ways to enjoy what we offer.NWC Clubbers: Bruce, Marty and Patrick.Produced and edited at the Secret Studio by Sam Anderson.Theme song and lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Performed and arranged by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page-Affoumado.Calls, voicemails and emails gladly accepted and encouraged. Email talk to us at nowivesclub dot com.Hit our website Nowivesclub.com and visit our Facebook page for more info and fun.

Yes, it sounds too good to be true but it is! The three old queens are back and more ready than ever for another season of hilarity, irreverence and humor therapy. Surviving and thriving, they dish on everything from human’s need for purpose and the amped up F.E.A.R. of big world changes, to CBD suppositories. They even let y’all in on the secret of life. Featured cocktail: The Margarita. Bright, fruity, and oh so refreshing.We understand that some may face challenges with alcohol and we are here to support everyone in finding ways to enjoy what we offer.NWC Clubbers: Patrick, Marty and Bruce.Produced and edited by Sam Anderson at the secret Studio.Theme song: lyrics by Patrick Fasano, performed and arranged by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page- Affoumado.Calls, emails and voicemails gladly accepted and encouraged. Email talk to us at no wives club dot com.Hit our website: Nowivesclub.com and our Facebook page for more fun and info.

As the first season of The No Wives Club draws to a close, the Clubbers wax nostalgic and find humor as they venture in to the serious condition of the country. We also ask, what makes us gag the most? And how to find happiness and inspiration in the third act of life. Featured cocktail: the Vodka Gilmlet, simple, classic with quite a punch.We understand that some may face challenges with alcohol and we are here to support everyone in finding ways to enjoy what we offer.NWC Clubbers: Patrick, Bruce and Marty.Produced and edited by: Sam Anderson at the Secret Studio.Theme song: lyrics by Patrick Fasano, arranged and performed by Veronica Page Affoumado and Seth Affoumado.Calls, emails and voicemails gladly accepted and encouraged. Email talktous at nowivesclub dot com.Look for season 2 coming soon.

Tonight the clubbers chew on some foreskin as they discuss preferences, cut or uncut. Meet the musicians who perform our theme song, Ethel Merman makes a return quickie from the grave, and ASMR: annoying or enjoyable? Great fun tonight!Featured cocktail: The Little Dick’ll do. A zippy, fun turn-on of a drink.We understand that some may face challenges with alcohol. We are here to support everyone in finding ways to enjoy what we offer.NWC Clubbers: Bruce, Marty and Patrick.Produced and edited by Sam Anderson at the Secret Studio.Theme song: Lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Veronica Page Affoumado and Seth Affoumado.Calls, emails and voicemails gladly accepted and encouraged. Email talk to us at nowivesclub dot com.

Tonight the wacky clubbers discuss and reminisce how alcohol has influenced their lives from youngsters drinking on a hay rack ride, and six pack boys to how adults imbibe. And they reveal just what is the Secret Studio.Featured cocktail: The Vieux Carre, a New Orleans favorite.We understand that some may face challenges with alcohol, and we are here to support everyone in finding ways to enjoy what we offer.NWC MEMBERS: Patrick, Bruce and Marty.Produced and edited by Sam Anderson at the Secret Studio.Theme song: lyrics by Patrick Fasano, arranged and performed by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page Affoumado.Call-ins, emails and voicemails gladly encouraged and accepted. We want to hear from you! Email talktous at nowivesclub dot com.

This evening the boys opine the aggravation of shared walls and thoughtless neighbors. They proffer their opinions on the importance of gay foreplay, and how just being gay has changed in society today from ancient times. Featured cocktail: The Rusty NailWe understand that some may face challenges with alcohol, and we are here to to support everyone in finding ways to enjoy what we offer. No Wives Club Members: Patrick, Marty and Bruce.Produced and edited by Sam Anderson at the Secret Studio.Theme song: Lyrics by Patrick Fasano, arranged and performed by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page Affoumado.Call ins, emails and voicemails gladly encouraged and accepted. Email TalkToUs at nowivesclub dot com.

Tonight, the clubbers draw some fun and controversial topics from the Magic Bowl, including: -Tesla driver encounter. -Which View girl are you? - Face pooping, doom scrolling and the origin of the “Borg.” -How technology has changed us and the hard wired youth. -Are there Nutri Sweet Daddies for those diet conscious? -Our favorite TV show. Featured cocktail: the Mojito. Rum, lime juice and muddled mint as an old world elixir. We understand that some may face challenges with alcohol, and we are here to support everyone in finding ways to enjoy what we offer. No Wives Club Members: Patrick, Bruce and Marty. Produced and edited by Sam Anderson and recorded at the secret studio. Call-ins, emails and voicemails gladly encouraged and accepted. Email TalkToUs at nowivesclub dot com.

Tonight we’re down one Queen. Feel better, Bruce, we miss you! But Marty and Patrick give it their best shot. We present possible podcast names not chosen, introduce the magic bowl (listen to find out), finding appreciation and gratitude on being allowed to live into our fall and winter years. And we ask, “What’s the worst date you ever had? Also a shoutout to our favorite gay performer, Orville Peck.  Our featured cocktail doesn’t really have a name, Apple Jack and ginger ale. It’s a woozy doozy. We understand that some may face challenges with alcohol, and we are here to support everyone in finding ways to enjoy what we offer. No Wives Club Members: Patrick, Bruce and Marty. Produced and edited by Sam Anderson and recorded at the secret studio. Call ins, emails and voicemails gladly encouraged and accepted. Email TalkToUs at nowivesclub dot com.

Like The View, but with old gay guys.Tonight the Clubbers take a foray into the very controversial subject of religion. Background, theories opinions and personal experiences will be discussed. Everything from the concept of religion to what it has become in today’s world. The need for belief and the manifestations it has created. And just what religion is the “Greatest Drag show on Earth?” We finish up with ED drugs, poppers and ask, what is a “Dirty Sanchez?” As always, we have a drink of the week. Tonight we discover the joys of the Sazerac. A piquant, old world cocktail from 18th century New Orleans. Enjoyed by the likes of Oscar Wilde and his cronies of the day. Patrick’s personal favorite, he calls it, Kickapoo Joy Juice. We understand that some may face challenges with alcohol and we are here to support everyone in finding ways to enjoy what we offer. No Wives Club members: Patrick, Marty and Bruce.Produced and edited by Sam Anderson and recorded at the Secret Studio.Calls, emails and voicemails are gladly encouraged and accepted. Email TalkToUs at nowivesclub dot com.

Tonight we discuss meeting people and dating in later life, and divulge some of the strangest places we’ve ever had sex. Plus, just what are those pink things dangling from live cam porn boys’ butts? Our drink of the week is the Manhattan: whiskey, sweet vermouth and a cocktail cherry make this a most delightful beverage. Tune in and make one with us. We understand that some may face challenges with alcohol and we are here to support everyone in finding ways to enjoy what we offer. Hosted by Patrick Fasano, Marty Bryce and Bruce Stevens. Produced and edited by Sam Anderson. Recorded at The Secret Studio.  We want to hear from you! Email TalkToUs at nowivesclub dot com.

Three old queens get together and dish on issues of concern to mature gay men. And believe me, we have A LOT of issues. It’s like The View, but with old gay guys! Sassy and irreverent. Dear and queer. But you don’t have to be old, a man, or even gay to enjoy it. Think of it as an evening with your best friends. Each episode features a cocktail of the week. The more inebriated we get, the wilder the banter becomes. Hosted by Patrick Fasano, Marty Bryce and Bruce Stevens.Produced and edited by Sam Anderson.Recorded at the secret studio. We want to hear from you! Email talktous at nowivesclub dot com.