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The Perfect Podcast

Welcome to the "The Perfect Podcast" - the Award winning show that's perfect in every way, except for the fact that it's not. We take you on a wild, comedic journey through the making of a podcast, where we'll explore all the things you should never do in a real podcast. From awkward silences to technical difficulties, we've got it all. So buckle up and get ready for some side-splitting laughs, because this is the podcast about nothing and everything at the same time. Brought to you by #Etreproductions, this is "The Perfect Podcast" - the show where imperfection is the only perfection.

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep. 39 - Perfect Assasination Attempt

    Welcome to "The Perfect Podcast Live in Chicago!" In this unforgettable episode, Eugene and Tiny bring their signature blend of humor and candid commentary to the stage. Eugene, ever the "mad genius" behind the show, and Tiny, his reluctant but hilarious co-host, delve into everything from political satire to the unexpected surprises of everyday life. Join us as we discuss topics like Trump, secret service antics, and even a surprise "fist pump" moment that left everyone talking. The episode takes a nostalgic turn as the hosts reminisce about childhood "whoopins," questioning why some people are still around, and jokingly pondering the idea of renewing life, marriage, and even street licenses! Don't miss the laughter, the unexpected twists, and the sheer hilarity of Eugene's wild stories and Tiny's quick comebacks.

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep. 37 - The Perfect Boundaries

    Hey everyone, buckle up for another entertaining episode of The Perfect Podcast! This time, Eugene and Tiny are diving deep into the world of boundaries - and it gets wild! Eugene admits he used to struggle with setting boundaries, letting everyone walk all over him. But now he's a pro at setting clear expectations and calling out disrespect. This episode is full of hilarious stories, relatable struggles, and insightful advice on how to establish healthy boundaries in your own life. Don't miss out on this fun and informative episode! Get only realness and the perfect information from The Perfect PODCAAAAST!!

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep. 36 - The Perfect Poet

    Hold on to your hats, poetry lovers! J. Ivy, the three-time Grammy award-winning poet, is on The Perfect Podcast, and it gets lit! This episode is jam-packed with laughter, inspiration, and a whole lot of soul. J. Ivy talks about his journey from high school student to award-winning artist, sharing his love for poetry and the ups and downs of his creative path. You'll also hear about his new project with his wife, the amazing poet TRoy (who makes a surprise appearance!), and how they're taking the poetry world by storm together. But wait, there's more! This episode is full of hilarious moments, like J. Ivy revealing his secret talent for breaking (on Wednesdays only!), and Eugene getting schooled on the proper way to greet a southern belle. Whether you're a die-hard J. Ivy fan or just looking for a good laugh and a dose of inspiration, this episode is not to be missed! Plus, you won't want to miss J. Ivy's exclusive poem about using your words to win over your co-host (or anyone else for that matter!). Get only realness and the perfect information from The Perfect PODCAAAAST!!

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep. 34- The Perfect Catfish

    Another episode of The Perfect PODCAAAST!! Eugene- for the first time in the history of The Perfect Podcast- finally made an iota of sense here when he said, "The internet is full of fake information." Also, don't go through black women's group chats... Anyway, if you think that you might be getting catfished or somebody else is- call us. Tiny has 3 homegirls sitting in front of their laptops as we speak, and WE WILL FIND OUT WHO THAT IS! *flag body wave* Get only realness and the perfect information from The Perfect PODCAAAAST!!

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep. 33- The Perfect Actor

    Welcome to The Perfect PODCAAAAST! For this episode, we got an A-List actor to join us. I can't even take his level! Whether it's an impression of Jay-Z, Barack Obama, or Dave Chappelle- you'd think you're with Beyonce, you'll see the crowd, and even taste the tobacco. Come onnn, how come you don't want this man?! We making joy here in The Perfect PODCAAAAST!!

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep. 32- The Perfect Discipline

    It's The Perfect PODCAAAAAASSSTT! In this episode, we thought: hmm.. why not talk about whoopings and slutty vegan burgers in one sitting?? Where else would you get that, right? We'll dive into a discussion about childhood discipline and the unique ways our parents kept us in line. From whoopings with wooden spoons to community whoopings involving the whole neighborhood- yep, you'll love this discussion about our upbringing for sure! It's all happening on The Perfect PODCAAAST! Catch you next time, and stay perfect, y'all!

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep. 31- The Perfect Songwriter

    In case you're wondering- it's singular, Only Fan, and 365 is my favorite song! Welcome to The Perfect Podcast!... In this episode, we're diving deep into Tiny's music- bopping to the beats, basking in the good vibes, and talking about how every song can't be a hit, but Tiny.. uhm I mean, her music can. Tune in for some laughs, some love, and a whole lot of her indescribable talent on THE PERFECT PODCAAAAAST!!

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep. 30- The Perfect Parent

    Man, I hope you're not a serial killer yet after your father's weak pullout game?? No?? Well- the jury's still out.. It's The PERFECT PODCAAAAAAAAST! In this episode, we discuss about what defines a good parent and the signs of good parenting. You might be out here trying to figure out the best way to raise your child after you failed to keep it "wrapped up"- THIS EPISODE IS FOR YOU! We talk about why you shouldn't have a child and why you shouldn't.. I mean, should! Just sit back and listen to THE PERFECT PODCAAAAAAAAST!

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep. 29- The Perfect New Year

    HAPPY NEW YEAR from THE PERFECT PODCAAAAAAAAST!!! Yes we know the New Year already started, but we also know, some of y'all out there are already doing a reset on those resolutions! How do we know this? Because we did too! HA! Let's walk through what this year and what it looks like for you! Whether you're going with the flow and implementing the other side of your brain OR you're setting boundaries for yourself and the people around you. Are you letting it hang or are you slimming out the back this year? No matter what you're deciding don't look for others to notice, do it for yourself! Get ready to set up your New Year, because we're doing it today on THE PERECT PODCAAAAAAST!!!

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep. 28- The Perfect Mental Health Clinician

    Welcome back to THE PERFECT PODCAAAAAAAST! Today's episode is near and dear to all of our hearts, it's a topic that has spread like wildfire since COVID-19 shut down the world! Mental Health! We've brought in expert Rachel J. from @halfhoodhalfholistic and she's on the coouch helping us get to the root of some real heavy stuff. Whether you have self diagnosed using webMD, google, bing, wikipedia or even firefox or you just know that you need a safe space to be yourself THIS IS THE EPISODE FOR YOU! We dive into the real story behind how The Perfect Podcast got here, and even better the mission that Rachel & Half Hood Half Holistic is on. Grab your tissues, some good food and enjoy THE PERFECT PODCAAAAST!

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep. 27- The Perfect Work

    New Year New You!!! No? We're not using that one anymore?? Okayyy.. well how about New Year new Career?! Better?! GREAT! It's The Perfect Podcaaaaast! Today we dive into some amazing tips on career changes. You may be that person sitting at you computer right now praying for something more, yearning for more out of life & being able to impact people in a better way. THIS IS YOUR EPISODE! We lay it all out on the table! Whether it's apparel, content creation, teaching how-to's, gambling, EVEN ONLY FA...okay maybe not those last 2 but you guys see where we're going here right? It's a New Year and we're here to celebrate on THE PERFECT PODCAAAAAAAAAST!

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep. 26- The Perfect Farmer

    Welcome back to THE PERFECT PODCAAAASSSSST! Today we have a dynamic duo! One of the most vicious animals on the farm scene is gracing us today with his presence! And might we say he has someone shaking in his boots...well Nike's but you get the picture. From how he got into this to how to care for these amazing creatures we have all the discussions! All while trying to remain as calm as a cucumber. Sit back, relax, and enjoy THE PERFECT PODCAAAAAAAAST!

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep. 25- The Perfect Conflict Resolution

    Welcome back to THE PERFECT PODCAAAAASSSST! Today we get into the perfect techniques to conflict resolution. Have you ever had that one family member, friend, co-worker that you had an issue with and you just had to BLOCK them??? No? Just Us? Ok, well other than blocking people we walk through some ummmm healthy ways to deal with conflict and resolving it. So get ready for some laughs and some helpful tips in another addition to THE PERFECT PODCAAAAAAST!

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep. 24- The Perfect Casting Director

    It's THE PERFECT PODCAAAAAAASSSST! Today we have with us The Perfect Casting Director! We get the inside scoop on how to get the attention of a producer or director... LIKE BILLBOARDS! Okay...that might not work for everyone since it's already been done BUT! that doesn't mean that you won't get the secrets to the sauce in this episode! Are you ready? It's time to sit back and enjoy another addition to The Perfect Podcast with @Rhavynn

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep. 23- The Perfect Thanksgiving Advice

    Welcome back to THE PERFECT PODCAAAAAST! Okay Okay we know we're a little late, but hey be grateful that we made it to the party...besides we're giving y'all the perfect thanksgiving advice. It's the season of giving but also the season to be grateful. Truthfully it should be an all around thing right? No matter what you're grateful for. Even if it is friends with benefits right?

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep. 22- The Perfect Music Producer

    Welcome back to another episode of THE PERFECT PODCAAAAAASSSSST! You probably have heard this guests work, whether it's Kirk Franklin, MaryMary, or even The Late Great Whitney Houston this man has hit the charts ALL because he was in the room...or the hallway....possibly just the building but he contributed in some way shape or form. We think... If you don't know him from the amazing hits he's been apart of than maybe you know him from AUX Cord Wars, a brilliantly packaged musical experience where audience members get the chance to control the music! We've all fought over the aux once or twice in our life right?? Sit back and get ready for some laughs and enjoy THE PERFECT PODCAAAAAAAST! **We do not own the rights to any music that was played during this episode**

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep. 21- The Perfect Makeup Artist

    The episode you have all been waiting for is here! The Perfect Podcast presents THE PERFECT MAKEUP ARTIST!!! While you may think her beat is eccentric celebrities see her as a genius, and she has the receipts to prove it! Ladies and gentlemen sit back and enjoy THE PERFECT PODCAAAAST!

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep. 18- The Perfect Shaq

    WE GOT 'EM!! ...Okay okay maybe a look a like but he will do because this is just about as close to Shaq as you can get...HIS BODY LOOK ALIKE! Join us as we go through the ebs and flows of working with Shaq, and being an actor! (and when we say working with Shaq we know he really8 means being Shaq!) Sit back with your bag of popcorn and get ready for the next addition of THE PERFECT PODCAAAAAAST!

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep 20- The Perfect Coping Techniques

    Life throws ups and downs at us on a regular. Let's be real life be lifin!!! Can we get an amen?!... With the most informational episode we have had yet, Tiny & Eugene not only give us tips on how they cope as creators, but they also take us to CHURCH!!! Sit back with a cup of tea, maybe get ready to cry in a pillow, what ever you decide to do enjoy the newest episode of THE PERFECT PODCAAAAAAAST!

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep. 19- The Perfect Party Crasher

    Have you ever been at a wedding, birthday party or just a get together and looked over in the crowd and everyone is asking the same questions...Who is that person? Who do they know here? WHO INVITED THEM?! Well today we get the inside scoop on how to get into the most private and intimate of parties just off of eye contact with one attendee. Marcus is the king of party crashing, that's how he met our host! We know grocery prices are getting high so sit tight grab your notebook & pen because The Perfect Party Crasher is going to teach you how to eat for free! Welcome to the next addition of THE PERFECT PODCAAAAAST!

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep. 17 - The Perfect Girlfriend

    Welcome back to another addition of THE PERFECT PODCAAAAAAST! Today we have Nike Seay the perfect girlfriend joining us. Not only does she share how she got into acting but she lets us in on all the secrets of how to be a perfect girlfriend. From keying cars to breaking into homes because he didn't answer the phone, it's all right here! So grab your popcorn, decline any correction facility calls and enjoy this very telling episode of the perfect podcast.

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep. 16- The Perfect Dance Instructor

    It's another addition to The Perfect Podcast and today we have The Perfect Dance Instructor, Chantal Maurice! When we tell you that she knows the ins and outs of dancing we mean it! Whether it's working the pol...oh wait no, wrong type of dancing. She's an expert in Soca and a queen when it comes to acting. Guess you can say she's a total threat, and trust us she comes with the receipts! Let's just hope we can keep this caliber of guests going for the rest of our shows!

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep. 15- The Perfect Leading Man

    The Perfect Podcast is back with the Perfect Leading Man, Mr. Aliamin Carter!!! He takes us through the fun and exciting stories of being on sets, and some of his beset memories. We also get an insider of his soon to be released movie! Sit back and enjoy this addition to The Perfect Podcast!

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep 14- The Perfect Child Star

    We take a seat with the one and only Giovonnie Samuels and dive into the real discussion of the writer's & actor's strike and how it affects life. We can look at someone on the big screen and think 'oh they have it all they're good,' but what we forget so easily is that they are people to and life happens to them as well. We also get the fabulous secret to looking 19 eve though you're a grown adult! We're positive that we all need the map to the fountain of youth and Giovonnie is here to give it to us. A lot of laughs and some serious conversations, welcome to episode 14 of The Perfect Podcast...The Perfect Child Star!

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep. 13- The Perfect Producer

    Welcome baaaaack! How are we still going??? We have no clue but we are here for another addition to The Perfect Podcaaaaaaast! Today was supposed to be just our two hosts but we got a special guest, The Perfect Producer the one and the only Valeka Jessica!!! Now she is a total beast, she's able to control everything with a remote! Along with being an actress, an author and multilingual, she's got it all! Get ready to be blown away by the multifaceted Valeka!

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    The perfect Podcast Ep12 - The Perfect Comedian

    It's another addition to The Perfect Podcast, and today is nothing short of laughter with the one and only Rod Minger, The Perfect Comedian. Rod shares with us how he got into comedy by accident, some of his memorable moments as an actor and even allows us in on the funniest roasts he has received from his very own wife! They say that laughter is good for the heart. Before you enjoy The Perfect Comedian we need help settling a couple debates. Who is the best batman, Christian Bale or Ben Affleck? Also, when playing spades can reneging be an honest mistake? Help us out, we want to hear your opinions! Enjoy this weeks episode of THE PERFECT PODCAAAAAAAST!

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep11- the Perfect Latina Actress

    We are back with another addition to The Perfect Podcast!!! With Latina Actress Mariana Novaes not to be confused with J Lo. Although they both may be from the block...or have the natural BBL's... Okay, you get the point just don't cancel us because in this episode we get a little taste of what it's like coming to a new country and breaking your way into such a hard industry. From learning english, testing our hosts spanish to talking about the curvy blessings of Latina women we are sure you won't leave this episode disappointed! Get ready for yet another episode of The Perfect Podcaaaaaast!

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep10- The Perfect Stunt Woman

    IT'S THE PERFECT PODCAAAAAAST!! We are back with another addition, The Perfect Stunt Double Ms. Khalimah Gaston!In this episode we talk about the work it takes to be a stunt woman, being in the industry and spades. Yes you read that correctly, not everyone can play the staple community game spades and now you can with her recently released book "Aight So Boom: You Wanna Learn Spades." Now you can pull up a chair at the family cookout! This is a real treat because this time we actually got it right and even Tiny will attest to it too!

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep9- The Perfect Auntie

    We are back with another episode of The Perfect Podcast and we have found the perfect auntie!!! You don't always have to have a sibling that has a child to be an auntie ya know?! It's the emotional availability that you have for them, and in today's episode we have Ottea O'Connor with us to share her story of being the perfect auntie! If you're able to touch the HEART of one child than you can touch the heart of...well you get it! With her expertise she's able to step outside of the parental role and see the bigger picture, then send the child back to their parents. It's the perfect situation...now if she could just find the perfect uncle.

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep 8 - The Perfect Con-ye

    It's the perfect guest!!! KANYEEEEEeeeee.... Okay maybe a variation??... Well You get it! The Perfect Podcast is back at it again with the perfect guest and this time we may have gotten it right , although he may have gotten a new face during COVID he is the real deal! You know that he has to move in silence, billionaire status type silence. In this episode Kanye walks us through the process of finding a persona and taking on not just the personality but the actual being of someone in order to go through life like an everyday person. Who needs a hoodie and sunglasses?! It's the perfect disguise! What will ye come up with next?? #ThePerfectPodcast

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep7 - The Perfect Love Song Creator

    Turn up the volume because in this addition of The Perfect Podcast we sit down with Twiggy Will the perfect love song creator. Whether you need to step in the closet with Jesus for a moment, meet up with the sneaky link or want to send a not so right song to your significant other, she is the artist you've been waiting to hear from! Join us as we dive into how she got her sneaky inspiration from the church and how it now helps spread the love across the world. And find out what they really mean when they say it's a small world, as we get a glimpse of a possible shared "sneaky link interest?" Whatever you may be searching for find it all here in the love song of The Perfect Podcast!

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep6 - The Perfect Star

    Lights, camera, podcast! Join us as we welcome Daijah Barnes, a captivating talent to found her way to invisible stardom. In this episode, Daijah shares her long and daunting 14 day journey to getting on screen and becoming the perfect star through much Faith and being a prayer warrior. While exploring the transformative power of being connected, having the perfect love, the perfect prayers and pinpointing at which caption to pause the movie to find her, we learn...it takes a little more than Faith the size of a mustard seed to be seen on the big screen. Grab your popcorn, and dim the lights for another tantalizing episode of The Perfect Podcast!

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep5 - The Perfect Dating Coach

    Get ready for a mind-boggling episode of "The Perfect Podcast" that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about dating and relationships. In this installment, we welcome our guest, Love Esperanza, self-proclaimed "Perfect Dating Coach." Hold onto your hearts as Love Esperanza takes the stage with all the confidence of a pro, armed with her t-shirt that proudly screams "It's Complicated." With a track record that boasts no committed relationships and her longest date clocking in at a whopping 7 days, she's here to guide us on the rocky road of love.Will her lack of experience in long-term relationships be a blessing in disguise? Or will it leave us all scratching our heads and wondering how she became a dating coach in the first place? Brought to you by #Etreproductions, this episode of "The Perfect Podcast" is guaranteed to be a comedic rollercoaster ride through the world of love, featuring a dating coach who might just redefine what it means to be "perfect." Don't miss out on the laughter and the absurdity - tune in now! Pick up your "It's Complicated Shirt" here: https://api-shein.shein.com/h5/sharejump/appsharejump?lan=en&share_type=goods&site=iosshus&localcountry=us&currency=USD&id=10525091&url_from=GM7384341378126716928

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep4 - The Perfect Marketer

    Get ready for the next episode of "The Perfect Podcast" where we take a deep dive into the world of viral marketing, or at least attempt to. In this hilarious installment, our host Eugene brings in a special guest who is full of enthusiasm and confidence. Our guest, Stephan, takes the stage, armed with the ContentCreators app and a track record of success. He promises to catapult our podcast into the viral stratosphere. But as the saying goes, "The road to viral fame is paved with good intentions."Prepare for a rollercoaster of cringe-worthy moments as our guest attempts to execute TikToks with all the finesse of a dancing elephant in roller skates.Throughout the episode, our ever-observant co-host, Tiny, provides a biting commentary, predicting that the only thing we'll achieve from this debacle is an unceremonious feature on TheShadeRoom. But hey, at least we'll go down in internet history, right?Join us on this wild and unpredictable ride as we explore the art of viral marketing gone terribly wrong. Brought to you by #Etreproductions, because sometimes the best lessons are learned through hilarious failures. Don't miss out on the next episode of "The Perfect Podcast" - it's a comedy of errors you won't want to miss! Get your subscription to the Viral Making app www.contentcreatorsapp.com

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep3 - The Perfect Relationship

    Welcome to episode 3 of "The Perfect Podcast" - the show where we tackle life's biggest questions and give you absolutely no answers. In this episode, we're talking about "The Perfect Partner" - because let's face it, finding the perfect partner is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, while blindfolded, and riding a unicycle. Join us as we dive headfirst into the world of relationships and attempt to uncover the secret to finding that special someone. Spoiler alert: we don't actually have any secrets, but we do have plenty of questionable advice to share. So whether you're single, taken, or somewhere in between, you won't want to miss this episode of "The Perfect Podcast." Brought to you by #Etreproductions, because if we can't find the perfect partner, we might as well make the perfect podcast. Tune in now!

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    The Perfect Podcast Ep2 - Co-Host Auditions

    This time, our host Eugene Bush is on a mission to find the perfect co-host for his show, and the auditions are absolutely hilarious. From wannabe comedians to self-proclaimed experts, each guest brings their own unique style to the table, and Eugene is there to keep them on their toes with his razor-sharp wit and deadpan delivery. As the audition process heats up, tensions mount, egos clash, and the laughs just keep on coming. Will Eugene find his perfect co-host? Tune in to find out! #ThePerfectPodcast #Etreproductions

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    Perfect Podcast Ep1 - The making of the Perfect Podcast

    Welcome to "The Perfect Podcast" - the show that's perfect in every way, except for the fact that it's not. Join us as we take you on a wild, comedic journey through the making of a podcast, where we'll explore all the things you should never do in a real podcast. From awkward silences to technical difficulties, we've got it all. So buckle up and get ready for some side-splitting laughs, because this is the podcast about nothing and everything at the same time. Brought to you by #Etreproductions, this is "The Perfect Podcast" - the show where imperfection is the only perfection.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to the "The Perfect Podcast" - the Award winning show that's perfect in every way, except for the fact that it's not. We take you on a wild, comedic journey through the making of a podcast, where we'll explore all the things you should never do in a real podcast. From awkward silences to technical difficulties, we've got it all. So buckle up and get ready for some side-splitting laughs, because this is the podcast about nothing and everything at the same time. Brought to you by #Etreproductions, this is "The Perfect Podcast" - the show where imperfection is the only perfection.

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Welcome to the "The Perfect Podcast" - the Award winning show that's perfect in every way, except for the fact that it's not. We take you on a wild, comedic journey through the making of a podcast, where we'll explore all the things you should never do in a real podcast. From awkward silences to...

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