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With little choice but to give in to their demands, the world's authorities begin to round up the children of Earth for the 456. Meanwhile, Connor gushes over Peter Capaldi's performance, whilst James deludes himself into thinking that Decker was the villain all along. Witness Gwen fight for the children's lives, and Jack become ultimately unredeemable in "Children of Earth: Day Five".

The famous Dr Lazarus has appeared to discover the secret of eternal youth, but do his experiments hide a sinister secret? Meanwhile Connor and Rob are more preoccupied with talking about Spider-Man and The Sound of Drums. Witness the Doctor and Martha battle a relic from humanity's potential past in "The Lazarus Experiment".

Torchwood finally learns of the events of 1965. Meanwhile, Connor and James make reference to current day politicians and wrap their heads around Captain Jack's morality. Witness Britain become a rogue state and the 456 destroy its old allegiances in "Children of Earth: Day Four".

The 456 announce, "We are here," as the eyes of the world turn to Britain. Meanwhile, Connor and James discuss the cons of sex after beans. Witness a pillar of fire descend upon London and Torchwood fight to protect their own families, in "Children of Earth: Day Three".

Torchwood Three is gone. Meanwhile Connor and James get sidetracked with Family Guy impressions. Witness Gwen, Rhys, and Ianto run for their lives, as Jack experience absolute horror in "Children of Earth: Day Two".

When all children on Earth stop and start chanting "We are coming", the Torchwood team investigates.  Meanwhile Connor and James argue over who is, in fact...the oldest man. Witness a global crisis and political upheaval in "Children of Earth: Day One".

The Doctor and Martha land in 1930s New York, where the local homeless population are disappearing. Meanwhile, recovering fan James pokes fun at the name of the Daleks' case material, while Connor questions Solomon's leadership. Witness humans becoming hybrids with Daleks and pigs in "Daleks in Manhattan" and "Evolution of the Daleks".

The Doctor takes Martha to New Earth, where she is kidnapped by two carjackers and taken to an underground Motorway, where the remainder of humanity on the planet live in perpetual gridlock. Meanwhile Connor relishes in nostalgia, while Charlotte continues to judge Martha's pining. Witness humanoid cat-people and mindless crab monsters in "Gridlock".

The Doctor takes Martha to London in 1599, where William Shakespeare is launching his new play. Meanwhile, Connor and Charlotte realise celebrities actually have personal lives outside of their professions. Witness Martha get shut down, and witches try to take over the world in "The Shakespeare Code".

The Doctor, along with hundreds of civilians, is transported to the Moon when an entire hospital is inexplicably relocated. Meanwhile, Connor and Charlotte discuss where an inexplicable vase came from, and what it means to be human. Witness a rhinoceros police force, and a blood-sucking Plasmavore in "Smith and Jones".

The Doctor is baffled when a young woman is transported to the TARDIS on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Connor reminisces about playing with his Doctor Who action figures, while Charlotte struggles to contain her hatred for the Racnoss. Witness a thrilling TARDIS chase on the motorway and the Robot Santas packing heat in "The Runaway Bride".

Join Connor and Charlotte as they discuss all moments tense, spooky, and traumatic from the series' 2005 revival to present.

After the climax of Series Fifteen (Season Two), Connor and Charlotte reflect on the previous 9 episodes, how they continued the adventures of the Fifteenth Doctor, and how they introduced new companion Belinda Chandra. Stay tuned for a series recap, short quiz and a ranking of all the episodes making up this season.

Old enemies unite as the Doctor and Belinda finally arrive home to find a very different world. Meanwhile, Charlotte judges RTD for botching yet another series finale, while Connor struggles to maintain his sanity over the latest returning cast member. Witness the Unholy Trinity unleash havoc across the world, and the Fifteenth Doctor's final adventure in "Wish World" and "The Reality War".

After finishing Series Two, Connor and Charlotte look back on the previous 13 episodes and how they introduce the 10th Doctor, as well as tying up his adventures with Rose Tyler. Strap in for a series recap, short quiz and a ranking of all the episodes so far.

The Doctor's mission to return Belinda to Earth brings them to a space station's song competition. Meanwhile Charlotte battles the earworm that is Dugga Doo's song entry, while Connor applauds Rylan's work ethic. Witness the Doctor's fight for survival, and visions from his distant past, in "The Interstellar Song Contest".

When ghosts of loved ones appear all over the world the Doctor traces the phenomena to Torchwood Tower. Meanwhile Charlotte professes her love for Cybermen-Dalek banter, while Connor butchers the Doomsday theme. Witness the return of the Time Lord's greatest enemies, as well as the departure of the revival's first companion, Rose Tyler, in "Army of Ghosts" and "Doomsday".

In Lagos, the Doctor finds stories hold real power as he finds himself on the back of a web-weaving spider. Meanwhile, Connor questions how the TARDIS treats handles cutting hair, while Charlotte professes her love for the story's illustrations. Witness the Doctor reunite with an old friend and battle the sinister Barber in "The Story & the Engine".

Back on Earth, Ruby Sunday faces life without the Doctor. Meanwhile, Connor praises the Doctor's spiteful moment, while Charlotte questions how these amateur cosplayers are so good at making costumes. Witness UNIT struggle against their toughest threat yet, and evil podcasters rule the world in "Lucky Day".

When the Tardis lands in 2012, a desperate mother tries to hide her daughter's unearthly powers. Meanwhile, Connor questions how the Isolus' powers actually work, while Charlotte contemplates whether a frail old lady is going senile. Join the Doctor as he battles scribble monsters and saves the Olympics in "Fear Her".

Far in the future,  a devastated mining colony has only one survivor. Meanwhile, Connor and Charlotte lose their minds trying to work out the logistics of this episode's "monster of the week". Experience the Doctor lose control, and face his most feared enemy in "The Well".

Elton Pope is an ordinary man intrigued by the world of the Doctor. Meanwhile, Rob is perplexed at the sudden appearance of Victor Kennedy's desk, and Connor is amused by the fact that Jackie has seemingly never paid for dinner before. Stay tuned for some groovy Jeff Lynne and the ever-beloved Abzorbaloff in "Love & Monsters".

The Doctor's quest to get Belinda home takes the TARDIS to Miami in 1952, where an abandoned cinema is hiding a terrifying secret. Meanwhile, Charlotte professes her love for animation, while Connor calls out the meta-trio for being fake Doctor Who fans. Witness Mr. Ring-a-Ding's quest for infinite power (and a couple musical numbers) in "Lux".

When the Doctor and Rose become stranded on a planet orbiting a black hole, they find a human expedition crew being terrorised by a malevolent force. Meanwhile, Connor likens Sanctuary Base 6 to SpongeBob's house, and Charlotte discusses the similarities between the Ood and Minions. Experience the Doctor face his own beliefs and Satan himself in "The Impossible Planet" and "The Satan Pit".

It's 2025 and robots from outer space have kidnapped nurse Belinda Chandra. Meanwhile, Charlotte professes her love for Mrs Flood, while Connor gushes over the show's experimental editing techniques. Witness the Doctor battle emotionless machines and try to get his new friend back home in "The Robot Revolution".

As the coronation of Elizabeth II nears, faceless people are stolen from their homes and something evil is lurking in the television. Meanwhile, Connor discusses the episode's use of the Dutch angle, while Charlotte laughs at Magpie Cam. Witness the Doctor and Rose battle The Wire in "The Idiot's Lantern".

The TARDIS crash lands in London on a parallel world, where Rose's dad is still alive, and people are disappearing off the streets. Meanwhile, Charlotte vents her frustrations at the show's contrivances, whilst Connor laughs at sketchy behind-the-scenes facts. Witness the rebirth of one of the Doctor's deadliest enemies in "Rise of the Cyberman" and "The Age of Steel".

The Doctor, Mickey and Rose land on a spaceship in the 51st century only to find 18th century Versailles on board. Meanwhile, Connor gives out some behind the scenes factoids, and Charlotte's stomach rumbles up a storm. Discover a wandering horse and an army of clockwork robots in "The Girl in the Fireplace".

Join Connor as he questions Rob on all things Doctor Who, well...at least what connects the prompts he's been given. Play along or simply laugh at the expense of a man slowly losing his sanity over the course of 69 minutes in a game of "What Links the Episodes?".

The Doctor, Rose and Mickey investigate Deffry Vale High School, where the students have become super-intelligent and teachers aren't what they seem. Meanwhile, Charlotte discusses her preferred shape of chip, while Connor rebuttals Rose's accusation that the Doctor leaves everyone behind. Witness the Doctor's reunion with Sarah Jane Smith and K9 in "School Reunion".

The Doctor and Rose land in 1879 Scotland, where they meet Queen Victoria. Meanwhile, Connor calls the doctor out for being a douche, while Charlotte explains 1800s fashion. Witness a ravenous werewolf and a band of warrior-monks in "Tooth and Claw".

The Doctor and Rose arrive on New Earth and visit a hospital which can cure every disease. Meanwhile, Charlotte compares the Face of Boe's head to the squishiness of an elephant's foot, and Connor winces over mid naughties CGI. Witness suspicious cat nuns and some foxy Doctor action in "New Earth".

It's Christmas Eve, Earth is under attack, and the Doctor is stuck in bed. Meanwhile Rob quizzes Connor on the Christmas Number 1 song of 2005, and all of Jackie Tyler's man-friends. Witness the deadly Sycorax and their robot Santas try to take over the Earth in "The Christmas Invasion"

Having now finished Series One, Connor and Charlotte reminisce on the previous 13 episodes and how they come together to encompass; not only the show's re-introduction into popular culture, but also the life of the 9th Doctor. Strap in for a series recap, short quiz and a ranking of all the episodes so far.

The Doctor, Rose and Jack are separated and forced to compete in twisted and deadly games on the Game Station. Meanwhile, Charlotte rants about dated references while Connor gushes about The Doctor's vulnerable side. Witness the return of the universe's deadliest enemy and say goodbye to the Ninth Doctor in "Bad Wolf" and "The Parting of the Ways".

Stopping off in present-day Cardiff to recharge the TARDIS, The Doctor, Rose and Jack meet up with Mickey and encounter an old foe in the midst of hatching a scheme that could destroy the entire planet. Meanwhile, Charlotte judges Rose's treatment of Mickey, while Connor vents about his TV pet-peeves. Prepare for a chase through City Hall and a particularly venomous dinner in "Boom Town".

In 1941, a spaceship crashes in the middle of the London Blitz. Meanwhile, Charlotte professes her love for Steven Moffat. Watch the Doctor, Rose and the enigmatic Captain Jack Harkness find themselves investigating a plague of physical injuries and a little boy in a gas mask in "The Empty Child" and "The Doctor Dances".

Rose asks The Doctor to take her to 1987, on the day her father was killed. Meanwhile, Charlotte discusses her inability to see characters through their actors' faces. Witness some deadly time-based antibodies and a lovely father-daughter dynamic in "Father's Day".

In the year 200,000 the Doctor discovers that a satellite with a dark secret is controlling humanity and slowing its development. Meanwhile, Connor and Charlotte discuss the origins of the Kronk Burger and the aftermath of Adam's fate after this episode. Witness a pale Simon Pegg working alongside a gelatinous blob monster, and the Doctor's battle against fake news in "The Long Game".

Welcome to the Time Hotel, where the Doctor and Joy Almondo cross paths in an adventure spanning millions of years. Meanwhile, Charlotte discusses the possible use of The Volume, and Connor gushes over Ncuti showing a mean-streak. Witness a sentient briefcase and a hungry T-rex cause havoc in "Joy To The World".

It's Utah 2012, and the Doctor is about to come face to face with his greatest enemy, thought long dead. Meanwhile Connor tries to remember which Doctors get naked, while Charlotte ponders the logistics of downloading the internet. Get ready to see a homicidal pepper pot go on a killing streak, and a douchebag collector get his just desserts in "Dalek".

Back home on Earth, Rose gets a little more than she bargained for when she takes a trip to the flat. Meanwhile, Connor ponders the logistics of the Slitheen having sex, while Charlotte questions Mickey's counting skills. Witness the bumbling politicians and some farting aliens (try and spot the difference) in "Aliens of London" and "World War Three".

It's Christmas Eve in Cardiff, 1869 and there are ghosts about! Meanwhile, Connor vents his dislike of the Welsh accent, while Charlotte questions Rose's choice of wardrobe. Strap in to see Charles Dickens and a couple of Welsh people battle walking corpses in "The Unquiet Dead".

In the year 5,000,000,000 aboard Platform One, a collection of guests arrive to witness Earth's final moments. Meanwhile, Connor and Charlotte discuss the poorly aged Little Britain and the merits of using acid for skincare. Tune in to see a man struggling with the grief of losing his entire race, as well as a big old head in a jar, in "The End of the World".

It's March 26th 2005 in London, England and Rose Tyler's life is about to change forever. Meanwhile, Charlotte slates Mickey's driving and Connor simps over Christopher Eccleston. Jump into the world of living plastic and a mysterious stranger with "Rose".