The Porcelain Palace

Gather round the porcelain, Shitizens, because it’s time for a very special holiday tale. In this short Sh*tmas episode, Tiff delivers a festive retelling of ’Twas the Night Before Christmas—Porcelain Palace style.Light a candle, lock the bathroom door, and enjoy a story that reminds us what the season is really about.Happy Sh*tmas to all, and to all, a good wipe.Follow us on our socials-YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThePorcelainPalace/playlistsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_porcelain_palace/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@porcelainpalaceDiscord: https://discord.gg/UMntTMa2uPSend a textSupport the show

This week on The Porcelain Palace, we kick things off by dissecting Dan’s sleep schedule. From there, we talk up this Friday’s special bonus episode where all you sh*tizens can watch The Hunger Games (but better) right along with us. Yes, we’re finally doing a watch-along!Then we tumble headfirst into the surreal wonderland that is The House on the Rock—a place that feels part museum, part fever dream, and part “should we be breathing this dust?” And to wrap things up, we cleanse our souls with a round of Porcelain Confessions, because after all that chaos, nothing says closure like airing our own questionable thoughts.Follow us on our socials-YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThePorcelainPalace/playlistsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_porcelain_palace/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@porcelainpalaceDiscord: https://discord.gg/UMntTMa2uPSend a textSupport the show

A thankful message from us to all of you lovely sh*tizens! We will be back next week! Follow us on our socials-YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThePorcelainPalace/playlistsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_porcelain_palace/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@porcelainpalaceDiscord: https://discord.gg/UMntTMa2uPSend a textSupport the show

This week, we drop the plungers, grab the pints, and let the stress leak out like a cracked chamber pot. Between sips of mystery ale and dodging whatever is dripping from the rafters, we unpack the day’s disasters of working in the Porcelain Palace It’s part improv, part therapy, and entirely what happens when two exhausted sanitation heroes try to unwind while the tavern bard sings a ballad about the Great Parchment Shortage. So pull up a wobbly stool, grab a drink that may or may not dissolve enamel, and join us for a night of unfiltered chaos in the kingdom’s filthiest (and friendliest) watering hole.Follow us on our socials-YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThePorcelainPalace/playlistsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_porcelain_palace/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@porcelainpalaceDiscord: https://discord.gg/UMntTMa2uPSend a textSupport the show

Today’s episode swan-dives straight into the weird end of the pool. Tiff and Dan spiral into an unhinged theory about “twin cities” that might—possibly—be cosmically mirroring each other, which is exactly the kind of existential nonsense we encourage here. Tiff also recounts her run-in with egotistical dolphins who clearly believe they’re the main characters of Earth. Then we somehow pivot into the Feet Finder economy, because every society has its currency and apparently ours is toes now. Follow us on our socials-YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThePorcelainPalace/playlistsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_porcelain_palace/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@porcelainpalaceDiscord: https://discord.gg/UMntTMa2uPSend a textSupport the show

No Episode this week folks, we ran into some scheduling issues with work and were unable to record. We'll return next Tuesday, November 18 with more!Send a textSupport the show

This week’s descent into madness includes Dan’s dad’s missing gravestone, Tiff’s unexpected dive into the world of BDSM, and a discussion of… pee drinking pranks.Then we debut our brand-new game Fact or Flush!, where we separate truth from total bullsh*t.Follow us on our socials-YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThePorcelainPalace/playlistsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_porcelain_palace/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@porcelainpalaceDiscord: https://discord.gg/UMntTMa2uPSend a textSupport the show

This week, we’re serving up chaos à la carte. Dan recounts the wedding he attended—complete with cocktail hour gossip, questionable entrées, and dessert. Tiffany combusts during a hot sauce–fueled meltdown over her cooking skills, and somehow that segues into a deep dive on fast food, candy addictions, and the very unique “special talents” Dan and Tiff bring to the table.It’s messy, it’s spicy, and absolutely nothing gets digested properly. Welcome to another course of The Sh*t Show.Follow us on our socials-YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThePorcelainPalace/playlistsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_porcelain_palace/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@porcelainpalaceDiscord: https://discord.gg/UMntTMa2uPSend a textSupport the show

Tiff’s chasing Oscars, Dan’s lost his power, and Barbie and Taylor Swift somehow end up in the same conversation. Chaos reigns supreme in this week’s episode of The Porcelain Palace—proof that delusion can be entertaining.Follow us on our socials-YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThePorcelainPalace/playlistsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_porcelain_palace/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@porcelainpalaceDiscord: https://discord.gg/UMntTMa2uPSend a textSupport the show

In this royal flush of linguistic failure, Tiff once again proves she can’t string words together without tripping over her own vowels. We spiral into the nonsense of language itself—why words are weird, the draw of fan fiction, the deal with censorship, why copyright is confusing, and why no one really knows what “fair use” means (but we’ll pretend we do).Follow us on our socials-YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThePorcelainPalace/playlistsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_porcelain_palace/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@porcelainpalaceDiscord: https://discord.gg/UMntTMa2uPSend a textSupport the show

This week, things go up in smoke—literally. Dan gets high and Tiff rambles her way through an episode that covers current trends, family, and dares. It’s equal parts giggles, tangents, and total nonsense… which, let’s be honest, is exactly what you signed up for.Follow us on our socials-YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThePorcelainPalace/playlistsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_porcelain_palace/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@porcelainpalaceDiscord: https://discord.gg/UMntTMa2uPSend a textSupport the show

This week we welcome Matthew Sears, board member of the Dragon Fall Charity Festival happening this week, October 3rd–5th! We talk about the joy of giving back through gaming, spiral into conspiracy theories we definitely don’t take seriously, discuss substances, and reflect on just how “seriously” we take ourselves around here… spoiler! Not very.Follow us on our socials-YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThePorcelainPalace/playlistsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_porcelain_palace/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@porcelainpalaceDiscord: https://discord.gg/UMntTMa2uPSend a textSupport the show

The Palace welcomes its next royal guest—Jeri “Red” Shepherd! 👑 Together we spiral into Tiffany’s shitty idea for air fresheners, the delicate subject of hair loss, and the questionable duty of bathroom patrols. And of course, no throne-room gathering is complete without a round of the classic game Would You Rather.Follow us on our socials-YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThePorcelainPalace/playlistsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_porcelain_palace/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@porcelainpalaceDiscord: https://discord.gg/UMntTMa2uPSend a textSupport the show

Sh*tizens, the Palace has its first guest! The multi-talented Steven Labine joins us for an episode that’s equal parts unhinged and iconic. We talk Survivor strategy, terrible nicknames, the delicate art of flicking the bean, and we wrap it all up with the world’s most chaotic Mad Libs.This one? A royal mess. And you’re gonna love it. 💩Follow us on our socials-YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThePorcelainPalace/playlistsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_porcelain_palace/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@porcelainpalaceDiscord: https://discord.gg/UMntTMa2uPSend a textSupport the show

This week, we braved the infamous War of the Worlds 2025—a movie with ratings so bad, curiosity got the better of us. Was it the worst thing we’ve ever seen? Maybe. Did we still have a blast talking about it? Absolutely. From questionable aliens to plot holes you could drive a meteor through, we break down the chaos, laugh through the cringe, and find out if there’s any redeeming quality hidden in this mess.Follow us on our socials-YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThePorcelainPalace/playlistsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_porcelain_palace/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@porcelainpalaceDiscord: https://discord.gg/UMntTMa2uPSend a textSupport the show

Buckle up, Shitizens—this ride is anything but smooth. We hit the highways of Indiana, swerve straight through Gen Con chaos, and talk about Uber drivers with way too much to say. Along the way, we ask the real question: if people came with warning labels, what would ours say?Follow us on our socials-YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThePorcelainPalace/playlistsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_porcelain_palace/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@porcelainpalaceDiscord: https://discord.gg/UMntTMa2uPSend a textSupport the show

In this round of royal chaos, we arm ourselves with poop weaponry (because obviously), realize just how small the world really is, unpack family matters, and get into the questionable art of gifting human hair (yes, really). All before wrapping it all up with some unhinged Mad Libs. It’s gross, it’s weird, it’s hilarious—basically, the perfect Sh*tizen experience.Follow us on our socials-YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThePorcelainPalace/playlistsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_porcelain_palace/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@porcelainpalaceDiscord: https://discord.gg/UMntTMa2uPSend a textSupport the show

This week, things get… tiny but terrifying. We break down the absolute chaos of Ocon, dive into the concept of armed mice (yes, tiny weapons included), and launch headfirst into the great miniature animal war you didn’t need to know about!Follow us on our socials-YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThePorcelainPalace/playlistsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_porcelain_palace/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@porcelainpalaceDiscord: https://discord.gg/UMntTMa2uPSend a textSupport the show

This week we’re crunching into the world of pickles, introducing the concept of “Cat Parrots” (yes, you heard that right), and admitting to full conversations with people who aren’t actually there. We also explore the razor-thin line between being delightfully quirky… and completely unhinged. Spoiler: we live on that line.Follow us on our socials-YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThePorcelainPalace/playlistsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_porcelain_palace/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@porcelainpalaceDiscord: https://discord.gg/UMntTMa2uPSend a textSupport the show

Things get weird (again) as we dive into damp bodies, fancy finger foods, and the very important rule of always swallowing—don’t overthink it. We also unpack the toddler behaviors we’ve carried into adulthood (tantrums included). It’s unfiltered, mildly unhinged, and exactly what you didn’t know you needed.Follow us on our socials-YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThePorcelainPalace/playlistsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_porcelain_palace/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@porcelainpalaceDiscord: https://discord.gg/UMntTMa2uPSend a textSupport the show

This week, we tackle the chaos of dealing with other people’s kids, the dangerously weird games we played growing up, hidden talents, and the very real struggle of pee shyness. Plus, we play Bidet Mate—a game where we guess the items Amazon suggests when you're just trying to buy a bidet. You’re welcome.Follow us on our socials-YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThePorcelainPalace/playlistsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_porcelain_palace/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@porcelainpalaceDiscord: https://discord.gg/UMntTMa2uPSend a textSupport the show

Welcome to the Porcelain Palace, Sh*tizens—where the conversations spiral and the flush is strong. In our royal debut, we figure out our official titles, wander into a conversation about eugenics, and play a chaotic round of Scat-egories!It’s unfiltered, unhinged, and undeniably on brand.Welcome to the Sh*t Show. Follow us on our socials-YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThePorcelainPalace/playlistsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_porcelain_palace/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@porcelainpalaceDiscord: https://discord.gg/J2YJaY9nSend a textSupport the show