The Ranking of the Stars

Join us as we finally put this giant of a decade to rest, and actually remeber to read our full lists at the end this time. Fun fact: our time covering this decade lasted longer than the actual 70's. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Hey, you know what we haven't learned enough about? War. Yeah, we should really take a good long look at it. I hear it's bad? We've only dedicated like 20 hours to it on this list though, so I guess we need more data....Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

POOP! Is what my son told me to write here. And then... "are you gonna keep the poop?" Yes, I'm going to keep the poop. If only Woody Allen had done the same......Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Come get punch drunk with a handsome hunk as we dive into the greatest movie about punching people in the head ever made! ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Everyone has to follow the rules Mr. McMurphy....Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

We rejoin the charming gang of murders and drug dealers known as the Corleone family for one last big adventure, and learn a little bit about ourselves and each other along the way. Special guest Fredo gives us his hottest tips for landing the big one, and Marlon Brando totally ruins everything....Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Join us as we pay another visit to the Corleone family and delight in their wacky antics. Oh Micheal you silly goose, that's not how you catch a fish! This guy is hopeless!...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

As she rode the Merry-go-around it suddenly struck her as the perfect metaphor for her life: the same cheaply painted characters moving in the same circle until they at last break down and are replaced. She pressed her cheek against the cold support impaling her gaudy horse, closed her eyes, and wished for someway -anyway- out of this life. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

It insists upon itself Lois. It insists upon itself. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Get over here kid, gonna teach you how to kill a guy and also make the best meatballs this side of jersey. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

You wake up as the dust motes drift lazily through a thin shaft of morning light that cuts like a blade through the darkened room, faint images of red boots and picking feet and street hockey evaporating from your mind and receding back into the mist of your dreams. All you know for sure is that you'll never eat anything out of a puddle again. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

New year! New Decade! Same old glorification of psychopaths! The war is over, and yet has somehow never ended, so join us as we slog through three hours of blood and guts with our good friend general Patton! ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

It's the end of the year and the end of a decade, so come join us as we relive the highs and lows of this very musical, very stylish, very European selection of movies. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

What better way to celebrate thanksgiving than with gay cowboys and traumatic experiences with grandma? Those are the exact things the pilgrims where looking for after all, so pour some gravy on those repressed memories and saddle up! YEEHAW!...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

SHUT UP AND DRINK YOUR GIN!...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

We're finally back in America this week, with all its confusing skinny bald men, vintage Pepsi signs, and, of course, racism. We got a body on our hands and only a few days to solve the case, so buckle up and repress your loneliness, because this case could get ugly. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

No return to America this week, but we do return to our unfortunate audio issues. What the hell is your problem microphone? You've worked fine for almost 50 episodes and now you're shitting the bed every other week! For serious though, we apologize for the hum, we're making it a priority to to have more consistent audio in the future. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

No one will ever melt my heart of ice, you hear me? EVER! Wait... is... is that... singing? Oh god its so beautiful. All my barriers, they're crumbing! I just want to be loved! *sobs hysterically*...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Warning to all who dare enter here: the audio on this one is all over the place, and fixing it would take more time and energy than I'm willing to invest, so you get what you get, and you don't pitch a fit. Kinda thematically consistent with the terrible audio in the movie though, so it works out in some cosmic sense....Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

“Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”―Friedrich Nietzsche...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

The juice is loose and no one is safe on the thrilling conclusion of... "Lawrence and his many sand tantrums". I'm going to be real with you here though, not nearly as many camels as the first part. I know. Heartbreaking. But we'll make it through this desert. I promise. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Sand, sand, everywhere, but not a drop to drink. Join us on this week's ranking as we wilt under the intense heat of tribal conflicts and clumsy mispronunciations. Are we going back next week? Of course we are....Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

And little did we know that something big was just around the corner. A whirlwind of dancing, finger snapping, reflections on the nature of hatred and life as an immigrant in America, teenage hoodlums, sexual liberation, and sappy love songs. At last. Movies have become what they were meant to be. POW!...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

New decade! Old style! New technology! Old misogyny! The conflict of moving forward while also moving backward continues in this week's ranking as we learn all about flies in orbit and cooking spaghetti with a tennis racket. Also... technically a Christmas movie? I mean... you do see Santa, even if he is drunk......Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

The decade may be over, but the drama continues as hard choices and brutal betrayals happen left and right in our look back at the most turbulent ten years in the film industry so far. The highs are high and the lows are low, and we'll visit them all on this week's ranking. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

WARNING: THIS PODCAST MAY CONTAIN TRACE ELEMENTS OF JESUS AND/OR BIBLE TALK, WHICH MAY CAUSE NAUSEA, BLINDNESS, SCURVY, OR EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA. STORE THIS PODCAST IN A DRY PLACE, AND KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN....Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Join us on this week's ranking as we sit at the feet of a magical carpenter and learn the revolutionary idea that maybe murder isn't the best way to resolve conflicts. This... This changes everything! ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

What happened? We were so young, so happy, so full of life after a pair of great movies... and now all that's left is ashes and darkness. I cried out to God for help, but it was Gigi that answered: "Not even God can help you now"....Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Join us on this week's ranking as we pour our blood, sweat, and tears into a bridge that will stand the test of time. But are we constructing a triumph or a tragedy? Are they mad, or am I?...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Join us for a whirlwind tour of beautiful locations and iconic characters as we stumble upon an amazing hidden gem in this week's ranking. It may not be our longest episode, but I promise it's the one with the most mispronunciations. Stay till the end for a massive bombshell that will shake this podcast to its core. Our lives, and our lists, will never be the same....Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

The grim specters of tragedy and death lurk in the background of an otherwise simple love story on this week's ranking, as we learn about what a curse it is to be a widow with no children to cook for. What do you feel like listening to tonight? I dunno... what do YOU feel like listening to? ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

This week it's the mafia show, with special guests Truck and Big Mac (formerly known as Whopper), who will be entertaining us all with lessons on the dangers of being a pigeon, the best strategies to forgedabowdit, and pro tips for Dungeons & Dragons. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Come gaze into the bleak reality of military life as we watch a movie that will live in infamy, with special appearances by Frank Sinatra, and various members of my own unit, who are apparently time travelers....Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

On this week's ranking we explore the strangest cinematic universe ever put on film, which finally brings us the indiana jones/catholic church crossover we've all been waiting for. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

On this week's ranking we journey to the city of love and encounter an endearing midlife crisis, the world's oldest child prodigy, and an exasperatingly long dance sequence. Ah, Paris, ta froide indifférence ne fait que me faire t'aimer davantage. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Join us for our triumphant return to the airwaves after a month long coughing fit. New schedule, new decade, same old duo just trying to find some good movies. Could this be the beautiful and intelligent (HA!) movie we're looking for, or will the downward trend of the late 40's continue? ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Another decade come and gone. Who gets the crown, and who gets the boot? On this week's ranking we'll look back at the highs and lows of the 40's, and all the camel shaped clouds we met along the way....Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Join us this week as we watch dollar store Gene Hackman blackmail and bribe his way to the top of American politics, with special guest appearances by Elvis and a clone of some modern actor whose name neither of the hosts can remember. DAMNIT WHO IS THAT GUY?!?...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

"And doth the star not twain on the noble brow of the tempest flown chasm of my heart as the morning break upon my soul shivering as the lowest dog sweeps to his own master to look frowningly in the pool of radiant bliss that crocodile crocodile crocodile?"- Hamlet...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Hey audience, do you like fun? Well too bad, because this now officially a no-fun-zone, so sit down, feel guilty, and listen to Phil (the most righteous man to ever grace the earth with his presence) monologue at length about how just being good isn't good enough. If we all just do... something... it will definitely get better though....Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Travel back to a simpler time when alcoholism was just a fact of life, and pancakes were only 12¢ in this week's ranking. It's a movie about veterans coming home from the war, so that means the wars over right? So we don't need any more movies about it... right? Yup, last we'll hear of old WWII for sure. "The Forgotten War" they call it. Yup. Definitely....Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Join us on this week's ranking as we start the new year off with a feel good story of alcoholism and sinking to new lows. The ball has dropped, and we have too, all the way to the bottom of the bottle......Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

On this week's ranking you'll feel your pulse race as an old man thinks about jumping over a bush, you'll white-knuckle grip you chair as the boy choir sings silent night, and you just might pass out from the thrill of the most brutal checkers match ever caught on film. Proceed with caution, this one isn't for the faint of heart....Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

"Of all the beginnings of a beautiful friendship in all the towns in all the world, she play it again sam's into here's lookin at you kid."- Humphrey Borgart, 1943 ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

A question for you audience: if this really is a black and white movie, why do I see so much red, white, and blue when I watch it? And why does watching a german pilot slowly eat a block of cheese fill me with such a strong urge to buy stamps every pay day? ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

The 40's are on a hot streak on this week's ranking as we take a trip back to simpler times to enjoy some good old fashion child labor, public shaming, and the dreaded spector of socialism. Buckle up, because just like the fast & furious franchise, this one's all about family. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

The 1940's hit the ground running on this week's ranking as our hosts are pleasantly surprised by the unexpected appearance of Alfred Hitchcock and his story about menacing castles and vengeful sea ghosts....Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Join us on this week's ranking as we look back on the thirties, hand out some awards of our own, and reminisce about the friends made, the lives lost, and the moments we'll remember, for better and for worse. It's the end of an era, and the world will never be the same. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Once more unto the breach dear friends, once more... ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG